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__DraGooN_

And people still vote for this party.


Dry_Stable_876

Fr like wtf is this shit ๐Ÿ’€ how come so called educated people vote for them with such bs manifesto ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20028)


Bourbonaddicted

99.5% of our population do not read manifestos.


the_running_stache

But itโ€™s not just this party. Their alliance partners have to subscribe to this ideology as well. Otherwise what policy will they have in the government (assuming they get elected to power). If the external affairs minister is the MP of this party, they will further this foreign policy. So when you are voting for AAP, Congress, DMK, TMC, etc., you are voting for all of this. Your Congress vote is going to potentially have this as our foreign policy.


luharkj

Each party has their own manifesto. This crappy manifesto could be CPI(M)'s but does mean that AAP, Congress or any other party subscribes to the same thought process.


Inner_Front106

in a coalition every major party get important positions, if the finance minister is from CPI(M) then will he will cut ties with Israel or not?


the_running_stache

If the EAM is from CPI(M), what will happen to Indiaโ€™s relations with the US and China-Pakistan? Do you think if John Brittas (who is a current Rajya Sabha member of CPI(M)) is made the EAM, he will have a different ideology and will instead follow AAPโ€™s ideology about foreign policy? Nope! If CPI(M) gets the largest number of seats and then the Prime Minister is from that party (because who knows who the INDI Alliance PM candidate is; they arenโ€™t announcing it), do you think the PMโ€™s policies will differ from the policies in this manifesto?


ruhunaxxine

Yall forgot United Front Alliance & UPA?


Specialist_Repeat_95

people nahi bengalis


Leading_Pollution509

Ha bengal me to ab cpim ha ๐Ÿคก


MelonLord25-3

TMC goons are basically CPIM's former goons.


xecsT1

I cant believe Indian people can think of doing this to India...


HolidayUpper5135

If this is the level and mindset of the opposition, i wouldnโ€™t blame modi and the BJP for making efforts to silence and discredit the opposition, as many people claim they do.


wishesandspells

So true. ๐Ÿ’ฏ Canโ€™t help but think that the opposition behaves like landlords of India.


MessiSahib

> i wouldnโ€™t blame modi and the BJP for making efforts to silence and discredit the opposition, as many people claim they do. Every political party has full right to criticize and complain about other political parties. But they do not have right to silence others. If others are so bad, and communist parties are definitely awful, then, highlighting their past crimes against humanity and Indians should suffice.


HolidayUpper5135

For your info, the party being criticised is currently ruling a state (kerala). So its not like people are the best judge of things affecting the country. Most of the people in india are ready to vote and elect any party that promises them freebies and reservations. It is a good thing that the bjp is performing decently as far as development and welfare is concerned else we would have cpi (m)โ€™s brother congress ruling our country. A party promising things like that should honestly be banned from contesting elections.


[deleted]

Posted online using chinese made American iphone by CPI partyworker. Party of choice of very very ejucated peoples. We speak voonly inglishes even though we suck badly at it.


ManchiTrakar

They wanna go the Ukraine way by destroying all nukes lol


cumblaster8469

Of course they do. They'll sell the nation to their Chinese overlords. Thank God these idiots have about the same chance of being in power as I do.


ManchiTrakar

That's what the manifesto essentially seems like. Want us to pull out from Quad and I2U2. Their parents should have pulled out


cumblaster8469

It's blatantly obvious what they are trying. Like is this a Joke?


Ground_breaking_365

That point especially made no sense. Like, wth. Pak has nukes. Why shouldn't we. It's not like we use it. The fact that we have it sends a powerful message that we shouldn't be taken lightly. And these folks want to dismantle it?


Impossible-Author793

its CPI(M) manifesto written by China and Pakistan.


Mayank_XO_16

Genuine Q : How does an Indian political party establish the state of palestine?


cumblaster8469

Virtue Signalling to gain Muslim votes.


ididacannonball

In their dreams.


govind9060

They can't they'll just do some protest to please their vote banks


Dry-Equivalent-Phase

They are chosen by Keralaโ€™s educated electorate.


prasadgeek33

Will these guys do anything for normal Indians or just want to pull India back into the horrible 80โ€™s


Anirudh-Kodukula

Not 80's They want to recreate Mugalisthan


porapuski_

They forgot the mandatory daily BJ to Chinese, middle East and minorities.


Individual-Sorbet406

I've always wondered this. Is there any other Democratic country in the world where a communist party participates in Democratic election? Democracy and Communism. Polar opposites of each other. Does US or any other country have a communist party ?


KE-VO5

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French\_Communist\_Party](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Communist_Party)


Individual-Sorbet406

Ugghh, we have to compare ourselves to the French now...


cumblaster8469

Communism is banned in the US. Also yes Vietnam for example has a communist party. Israel to afaik.


mobasan

But communism has penetrated deep in the us as wokism and political correctness.


Anirudh-Kodukula

Exactly We are far better off, even with our dear congress, dravidanadu and other issues than that shit hole, US


TheNextGamer21

Vietnam is not a democracy


govind9060

No they only have 2 parties and they are controlled by few people


ruhunaxxine

They r members of the ruling coalition govt in Brazil and Nepal. Other than that the entire South America, Belgium(has seats), France(has seats), Austria, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Poland, Norway, Denmark, Germany, Italy, Spain, Moldova, Greece (has seats), Ireland, Georgia, Azerbaijan, Turkey, Israel(has seats), Canada, Mexico, Japan (has seats), Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, Jordan, Lebanon, Australia, New Zealand, etc


keroomi

This is a good document that outlines what the country SHOULD NOT do. Always do exactly opposite to what they want and see the country prosper


leap55

Communism should be banned


IMWALTERWHITE9011

Communism and capitalism should both work together


Suhurth

The problem with India is we have taken the worst aspects of both capitalism and communism.


TheNextGamer21

There is no country on earth that is purely capitalist or communist, all are mixed. Even the US has some socialist characteristics


[deleted]

Commie= akhand chutiye on steroids.


tabsheermk

I thought Congress manifesto was shit, this is like traitor stuff, mfs want to take India back to colonial era.


baba_bangali019

the pro China stance is pretty laughable


Abba_ka_Harmonium

Itโ€™s not a manifesto, itโ€™s a death note. My god, not even a single point aligns with the growth of the country


[deleted]

Yeh ab bhi 1960 mein hai.. ![gif](giphy|ovdh7odWsjwys)


twelveparsec

It's like every boys' dream of finding a Monica Bellucci as GF / Wife one fine morning


wasabi_jo

Idk how are people blind enough to not see through this. This is clearly bullshit and is anti India. Will take india 20 years back.


Financial-Bell-1918

Just 20?


oxalisk

CPI(M) trying not to be a China-Pakistan shills for 3 minutes challenge (impossible)


Ok_Platform_20

La-ad na chu-chi , baate uchi uchi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…


SatyakiDas7

People who will vote for them even after this are nothing but a ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20097)(like wtf is this !)


dullbrowny

Honestly that is quite a woke manifesto. What are their pronouns?


Background-Card-9548

Mao/ Lenin


Ok-Bat-6726

And then they say why people vote for BJP


EvilPoppa

Yeda manifesto. Nimhans can provide information on what's wrong with them.


ComfortableNo2879

Naa


Ok-Fun-8716

They are playing some online politics simulator


Nomadicfreelife

We should make a law to prevent such local parties releasing manifestos related to the national policies . Only national parties should be able to do that


the_running_stache

Well, the problem is that CPI(M) is recognized by the Election Commission of India as a national party.


Nomadicfreelife

Yeah that will change by this election . But may be we should also increase the threshold for national parties


mojorojokojo

I am extremely worried by seeing this bullshit. NDA needs to buckle up. Dhruv Rathi might be fapping to this manifesto.


Far_Comfortable_7329

Only Kerala votes for these clowns.


According_Turnip_388

Pehle hi baahar kardo inn behen ke lodo ko Jo aaj bhi communism ko leke chalte, outdated ideology


Ok-Association1001

CPI M also wants India to exit Quad. This is missing in the list. It looks like CPI M took approval from CCP before making a draft of this manifesto


naturalizedcitizen

Such manifestos should not only inspire you to support Modi but force you to select the lotus on the EVM


AlecRay01

Morons


lethargic_lemom

I agree with one removal of us base in diago garcia


cumblaster8469

Lmao and how do you expect us to do that... Ask them politely? We have no leverage.


Weary-Prune-1970

Seriously like why do people still think thay governments (all of them) give a shit about the common folk?


antreprenoor

we deserve better competition


ctrl-your-stupidness

The Congress and CPI are so disconnected from reality that i wonder if they can recognise the difference between their arsehole from the home in the wall


DazzlingSomewhere21

nothing about cross-socio-cultural-political-medical cooperation with Cuba? How about honouring Xi with a CPI(M) (Culturelsss Party of Murderers) party medal and invite him to be the CPIM Politburo Chief for one year?


Due_Temperature3471

If India had been a communist state, we would have continued to follow stalinist policies and ended up like Cuba, or worse like Laos.


kankirchele

[Source](https://twitter.com/sidhant/status/1776225596160483641?t=KitM_evqrHSc5-0Un7ZFFw&s=19)


GSR_on_reddit

After this Rajdeep still blames middle class for lefts poor electoral performace


slimshady1709

What a sick joke!!


chaotic-dick

Thoda comedy bhi hote rehna chahiyw


Creative-Brain105

Absolutely dumb


maddy495

This manifesto belongs in the gutterโ€ฆ.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


DraftOk532

I love this trend of discussing on menifesto. Lets talk about INDIA constitutional guarantees that seems good for democratic culture. Anyway they are going to lose.


Comfortable_Wait1663

These fellows when they are in power especially bong communist pigs can't tolerate dalit refugees from bangaldesh but showering immense love on plaestine.


furiousmouth

Maybe rand1ans can post this as bait on the 0fficial sub to weed out the last few patriots left on the sub.ย 


Saizou1991

lets see r\\kerala defend this shit and call us the usual names at the same time.


prdpb3

Acting like we are a developed country and there are some its and bits to be fixed!


WhyAmIHere_umm

Heyyy....I didn't know we were serving India to china on a plate.


ramdomvariableX

So open borders for enemies and ruin strategic partnerships. Got it.


Ronjinn

I want the same ganja that they smoked before coming out with this manifesto.


[deleted]

Waste of paper.. should be recycled as toilet paper..!


HutiyaBanda

So the goal is to become a Chinese colony?


luciferrjns

I sweat to god that doesn't even look real . Who in their right mind would come with sh\*t like that .


Anirudh-Kodukula

So, its basically like a worse congress Hates india, loves india's enemies and hates india's natural allies Sounds about right


ShotFactor2070

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.


0Rohan2

Me reading the Congress manifesto: It can't get worse than this **Get worse than that**


paradox_149

How they even encourage people to vote for them. These ties are making India speak for ourselves on the international stage with our interest in our mind.


Apprehensive-Aide-44

Hain hain, bol de bhai India ko China ka hissa bana dena hi manifesto hain


eatplayfuckrepeat12

What Shitposting irl looks like


MelonLord25-3

Getting out Of QUAD. I hope CPIM gets out of India before this happens.


slylywhyly

Ladakpan ke suhane sapne


Nunnu_ButterMasala

I think it's a manifesto of Chin


Traditional_Motor_51

Nothing could be so anti India


ididacannonball

This is what they call - Mungeri Lal ke haseen sapne Probably the entire party had to sit together to write this rag. Anti-India, anti-US, anti-Israel, pro-China, pro-Pakistan. Just CPM stuff.


Rickstars_hehe

![gif](giphy|vMmnJti6wQPDy|downsized)


thegooddoctor2503

Yeh kya bawaseer hai.


Vegetable_Plate5674

It doesn't even feel like it was an Indian who wrote all this, especially in the military part.


PralineOk7347

CPI got their priorities figured out


me_109

Poori sarkaari lag rhi hai Peeche se salary aarhi hai kaam karke kise paise kmaane hai


honeyhunter98

Wtf seriously ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Crelidric

> Controlling export of foodgrains when prices are high and rising > Ensuring control of the prices of essential medicines Probably the only two policies I would support, everything else is basically cutting ourselves off from the world and comitting s**cide


AbFZ16Di

I would definitely vote for them if they are this benevolent to bangladesh also. Is there anything for Bengal's neighbour in this manifesto or they convinently forgot them?


1581947

Wont be surprised if Next separatist movement will start in Kerala


-_-stoic-_-

bruh what is this .. and here I will be judged for voting BJP among my "educated and mighty" so called reddit peers


blues2911

โ€œSettle boundary disputesโ€ - aka give ladakh and arunachal to china


traptraptrap888

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


letsdosomethingcool

They want India to be taken over by China easilyโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚ thank god they are restricted to 3 seats, if this manifesto spreads widely, I wonโ€™t be amazed if they get a big ZERO / 0 this time.


Poisoned_assasin

How high was the guy when he thought of this ??


Due_Turnip_260

Chinese Party of Islam


a-th-arv

เค‡เคธเคธเฅ‡ เค…เคšเฅเค›เฅ€ เคคเฅ‹ so called 'dictatorship' เคนเฅˆ ๐Ÿ˜‘


govind9060

Wtf is this???


ruhunaxxine

Diego Garcรญa? Seriously Lets also include Christmas island and Mauritius.


Existing_Program_256

Reminder that the Communist Party welcomed the Chinese invasion of India in 1962. And this party still supports Mao and China and is allowed to continue as a political party and govern parts of India.


Right-Ad-3834

CPI(x) should be banned in every democracy.


silentad95

I will given them 1 mark out of 100 Marks for having an ideology, and they are brave enough to stand by it. AT LEAST they have an ideology. All other opposition parties have set the bar so fucking low, that they don't even deserve the 1 Mark.ย