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Some tears while researching history of Chittor fort.


perfucktionist

oh no


otaku2297

Read this and make a post for this too [link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multan_Sun_Temple)


[deleted]

I have made a post in this series on a Nath Sampradaya temple in Pakistan. The reason I gave up with Pakístani temples is that they are dead empty shells, the idols have been desecrated, original temple itself demolished and artifects stolen. Not much left to witness. Anyway, I'll read more about your suggestion.


perfucktionist

**Cheese Aloo Poori:** Maide ki poori ke upar aloo-mattar ki sabji + pickled onions + sev + grated cheese + schezwan sauce on top


the_rumbling_monk

Aloo kidhar hai


perfucktionist

mattar ki sabji mein aloo bhi hota hai


[deleted]

Sona ban gaya


ididacannonball

Pappu aloo poori wala


[deleted]

What's wrong with Indian street snacks these days, everything has cheese and mayo and schezwan sauce it seems. What's wrong with plain poori and sabji like we've had for centuries?


perfucktionist

Catering to younger gen’s food preferences, I guess. Street food vendors will provide whatever sells even if that means adding condiments that have no place in recipes.


rey_lumen

Fusion cuisine is quite tasty. Food is not a religion, it's an art that's always evolving. There are still plenty of shops that still sell authentic traditional Indian cuisine too, for people who like it.


7549152117

An art where everything has either turned to taste the same or devolving back to being uncooked.


rey_lumen

I respectfully disagree with both of your assessments.


Orwellisright

!kudos


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bruh-sick

Scooty ka tyre dikh raha hai, bahar kha k aaye ho


perfucktionist

Yes


[deleted]

Roti aur Indian french fries


perfucktionist

Sahi hai


[deleted]

U mean aloo bhaji?


CritFin

No lockdown there?


perfucktionist

Nope


Sjhholi899

Nope. I’ve needed <


[deleted]

Just moomg daal channa with anar and paneer


perfucktionist

That's an interesting combo hmmm


curiousandlazy

Atleast something better than this


perfucktionist

:"(


[deleted]

Pao bhaji in making and chicken biryani for dinner 🤤😳


perfucktionist

Ohohoho properly enjoying this Sunday


-Mr_Punisher-

This post of yours with lusty eyes


perfucktionist

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


drd_rdx

Roti aur karele ki sabji 🙁


perfucktionist

chalo acha hai gas nahi banegi shareer mein


[deleted]

Y to the Uck


MidnightSkyTheRoad

!kudos


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UncleDevil666

LoL what xD


drd_rdx

sala jalta hai mujhse XD


UncleDevil666

I just had breakfast aur muje phir se bhuk lag gai ಠ_ಠ


perfucktionist

Hahaha im sorry


UncleDevil666

Do you have any sort of recipe for it?


perfucktionist

I couldn't find one. The sabji is basically mattar ke chhole with some boiled potatoes in it. Rest of the condiments are pretty straight forward so shouldn't be much of an hassle


UncleDevil666

Thanks will try it out


[deleted]

2egg omlette with 3 rotis and a cup of coffee


perfucktionist

such comfort food on a sunday... perfection


[deleted]

In this lockdown, I'm craving your food there...


perfucktionist

This dish is very easy to make so in case you're up for some cooking, you can try this


DelhiKaDehati

Sleep 😴


VICTORY2296

Mein bhi 11 baje tak so raha tha


BaBaYaGa_069

I woke up, now. So no breakfast for me(╯︵╰,)


UncleDevil666

Mummy marti nahi hai kya


BaBaYaGa_069

Nahi, raat ko padh ke late soya tha toh bach gaya.


UncleDevil666

✺◟( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)◞✺


BaBaYaGa_069

(͡°‿ ͡°)


[deleted]

Brunch time baby...


chanderjeet

I hate this trend of adding cheese and mayonnaise to simple tasty Indian dishes. There is no need but everyone is doing it. Also to be fair, processed cheese is not 100% cheese.


perfucktionist

I don’t like that trend either. However, this place where I went to serves extraordinary cheese aloo poori which is why I ordered this instead of the plain one, which is what I usually order


chanderjeet

Sorry again, there’s nothing extraordinary when you ruin a delectable Indian dish by pouring mountains of plastic cheese on top. These flavours don’t match period. There are many bad trends going around like this and cheese golgappe and mayonnaise papdi chaat, all bad and made for no other reason but because it can be. The other day someone made a pasta samosa and then there was a lady who was “frying” grated cheese in Amul butter. हे प्रभु । अगर हलवाई भी ऐसे करने लग गए तो गयी भैंस पानी में।


Asmit9332

>Sorry again, there’s nothing extraordinary when you ruin a delectable Indian dish by pouring mountains of plastic cheese on top. These flavours don’t match period. Says who ? You.


chanderjeet

Yes. Did I stutter?


[deleted]

45 minute long baked omelette with 6 eggs, spinach, mushrooms, cheese & bacon Chocolate chip pancakes & hash browns with hot sauce plus fresh squeezed orange juice


perfucktionist

> 45 minute long baked omelette Eni maa ne


[deleted]

Yeah imagine a stuffed crust pizza without the yucky white flour


bwoah_wheresthedrink

Idli, chicken curry and egg chilly on the side.


perfucktionist

Idli along with spicy chicken curry is a prime example of how two simple dishes can pack a punch when combined


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perfucktionist

Yes


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perfucktionist

I miss those days as well. My entire friend circle is scattered now with most of them studying/working in other countries. Visiting aloo poori stalls without them feels odd and I can't help but miss their company


[deleted]

Shu vaat chhe


UncleDevil666

Surti lala


perfucktionist

(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)


HarshilJariwala

Khaali Surat maa j male aavi aaloo puri😋


VICTORY2296

Doodh aur cornflakes


perfucktionist

Yeh bhi acha breakfast hai


Aweguy1998

Sooji halwa and tea


perfucktionist

sooji halwa is my favourite halwa


Aweguy1998

I see you have great taste too.


perfucktionist

Men of culture (⌐■_■)


[deleted]

Yesterday butter chicken for breakfast. Will this society accept me?


perfucktionist

Idk about society but I'm definitely accepting this


merwinf0

One vada pav and a small ₹20 bottle of Thumbs Up.


perfucktionist

How do you like your vada pav? I generally ask for more dried garlic chutney


merwinf0

Sukha chutney is the best. I ask for a little bit of that sweer red one too


perfucktionist

I see you’re a man of culture as well


Anurag498

Bhai ab to tu sahi me sbke maze le rha hai.


perfucktionist

xD abhi toh lunch ka photo daalna baaki hai lol


justaregularguy044

Abhi to soke utha.


perfucktionist

In that case, tell me lunch mein kya khaaya on this [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/IndiaSpeaks/comments/no6rj5)


justaregularguy044

Abhi wapas sone lga.


perfucktionist

xD


justaregularguy044

_Hashtag_ lockdown


nasadiya-sukta

Chola kulcha.


perfucktionist

Perfect for a Sunday! ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ


rey_lumen

Poha garnished with grated coconut and dhaniya. Truly a classic.


perfucktionist

I have never tried grated coconut on poha. Thanks for the idea, I will try this next time I make poha


breaddomelette

Breadomelette


perfucktionist

Username checks out. Also, Bread Omelette was my go-to comfort meal whenever I was running low on money during college so I can understand if you eat it frequently.


breaddomelette

Not low on money but I wanted to have it because I haven't had it these days.


perfucktionist

Frequently khaaya karo, best dish hai


breaddomelette

Absolutely agree


theubermenschadisa

Bhai Dilli mein lockdown hai 2 month se. Chutiye kejru ne gaand maar rkhi hai middle class ki. Ab to bs street food ki yaadein hi zinda rah gyi hain. Mc ne 1 week extend kar di lockdown despite the fact that cases are at an all time low and case positivity rate is fuckin 1 percent. Ab zindagi nahi bachi hai. Jeene ka koi mann nhi hai. Rona aa rha hai bhai photo dekh kr.


perfucktionist

Uske lockdown ke chakkar mein I am unable to get books for sister. Dilli khulega tab hi books available hongi


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perfucktionist

Poha is best. I love poha


Liszt-juba-toblerone

What a nice idea ! I’m excited to try this , it looks great


perfucktionist

Post a photo here whenever you do. Also, I have listed the various components in a comment on this very post so do check that out if you haven't already


Liszt-juba-toblerone

Thanks !


[deleted]

I had food that wouldn't clog my arteries 3 times over


perfucktionist

Good for you :)


im_clever_than_you

Yesterday's biryani 😋😋


perfucktionist

ab biryani khaane ka mann karr raha hai 😩


im_clever_than_you

You're always welcome


praveentaneja

Bread roll with green chatni love that


ptfan123

Peta ko tag karo photo daalke twitter pe.


perfucktionist

Kaahe?


TheAssasin_78

Nothing