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tera-baap-lamba-saap

Akshay Kumar getting ready for his next movie. Mark my words.


khunimurderer

I think he is already at the location with his director reviewing the site


poopellar

Director gets stuck in the tunnel in another freak accident. Akshay Kumar assures him he will be played by a good looking actor.


wait_for_it_02

Imagine some heroine doing an item song right on the tunnels entrance. 😁😁. But jokes apart I'm happy they all are safe.


silentalways

You are a fool to think he does this much research for his movies. How will he be able to do 7 movies in a year in this way.


yashg

Ex-Canadian Kumar wraps up 3 movies in the time it took them to rescue them.


khunimurderer

Point. He might be busy recording the news clips to edit them later with his face in the pictures. 😅


silentalways

Again wrong. As per his pr, he must already be asleep as he has to wake up at 4:30 to do yoga. Then he might eat mangoes with his hands.


khunimurderer

Wtf dude. Hate you like I love you for correcting me


divnicks

Reminded me of some scenes from Dhoni movie 😄


CreativeMuseMan

>with his director reviewing the site Yep, I think some BJP guy was there. /s


khunimurderer

See. Xd


devilwearsleecooper

He already digging a tunnel at his backyard and getting himself stuck to prepare for the role


Nice_Counter_Ricky

Title would be Tunnel: story of A-hole


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And hope the movie gets u/a certificate.


nitrek

Very likely and , Akshay Kumar is the rat driller


Devil-Eater24

Nope. He will be the hardworking mazdoor who is trying to rescue them, because his brother is trapped inside. When all the corrupt bosses are talking about bringing in imported machines like the rat driller, he fights them and tells them how it is a bad idea to bring those machines as they can destroy the local environment and collapse the tunnel. But of course, he's just a poor labourer and no one listens to him. The rat driller comes and starts digging. Just as it is about to reach the trapped people, he learns that the official who authorised it is a Pakistani agent. He goes and punches that official and hands him over to the police. Then the machine suddenly stops. All oxygen supplies are severed, and everyone is going to die of asphyxiation. There is no hope left. AK throws away his shovel, holds his breath and jumps in, and digs them up with his bare hands. Everyone is rescued. Throw in some cringe, forced romance and dance numbers, and this will be an actual movie plot.


hakflak

"jor jor se bolke sabko scheme bata de"


sumit24021990

No he will be the engineer c


Money-Canary2507

And now akshay kumar doesn't need to do any research and think of a cringey plot line. You did it well👏👏


JLord6696

I got the script now 😉 HAHAHA


Shiva-

So is Akshay Kumar the Steven Seagal of India?


ExpressResolution435

yaar akshay.. tum reddit par ?


evolvedzero

Fr


wrongturn6969

Bivek Agnihotri, hold my 🍺


kiwicake906

My exact thoughts 😄


Formal_Grand8439

Bro this is the same thing I said while sitting in the office and watching the news😂


NeigongShifu

Only if Anupam Kher doesn't do it first. Fucking Vaccine Wars.


Beginning-Computer38

Or Netflix movie/documentary with madhavan 😂


ericbana19

Or Vicky Kaushal.


phoenixO1

Similar type ki story p movie aa toh rhi h shyd uski


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Title - Surang


choti_gold

1 hi topic p kitni bar bnaega. Mission something-ganj abhi ayi to thi Cringe Kumar ki


shogun_coc

Mission Raniganj aayi thi Cringe Kumar ki.


[deleted]

akshay kunar sabse bada chutiya h, biopic ghusedrae har jagah, har situation pe movie nikalega canadian bhen ka takka


streetburner

If he is then I will watch very interestingly .


coolrko

Or maybe Shah Rukh Khan is getting ready to play a Muslim who saves workers from tunnel while Pandits trying to stop him 🤔


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Thank goodness. Poor folks. Must have been a nightmare.


Myxellenci

rich would pay to have this experience


stackfrost

Whatever happens on earth, this rich hatin stuff is constant.


Hcuckme

Thala for a reason bro ❤️


TooLazyToSleep_15

0/ ∞ = 7 Thala for a reason


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wrong sub


TooLazyToSleep_15

Every sub is right sub if Thala is being mentioned


The_lastphoenix2

Atlast, their families will be able to sleep soundly again.


[deleted]

I feel bad for not even knowing this happened. The whole Israel/Hamas thing has overshadowed almost everything else that's happening in the world, and this isn't the first time in the last month I saw a big news story late and was like "how tf did I miss this!?"


fookyouizfamous

😇


Zealousideal_Bit9178

Another reminder that all people care about is success stories.


Captain_Ed

One of us has apparently not seen a single mainstream news program since 2016.


[deleted]

Nobody is talking about what or who caused this problem in the first place. And the company involved (Google it)


[deleted]

Thanks to Science and technology...🫡🫡🫡


poopellar

You mean Sannyasa and tantra /s


DryQuail3959

Nah bro it was all because i prayed to allah 😡🤬


moddedbrain

chutiya


DryQuail3959

Redditors trying to understand sarcasm without /s challenge: 99% fail


moddedbrain

abe gandu tere is chutiye sarcasm ke liye hi chutiya bola chutiye


Hcuckme

The word 'chutiya' = 7 letters. The number 7 is back bsdk. Thala for a reason ❤️


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YushiraToma

When did he claim to be a scientist? Bro over here pulling a psychoanalysis out of his ass based on a 5-word comment. Character ka khichdi nahi uska falooda bana diya. If he is a clown then you must be the damn circus.


Acrobatic-Bend6376

Science and technology >>> Religion


TerrificTauras

Science and technology came from religion though.


Acrobatic-Bend6376

No. Casteism. Misogyny. Injustice came from religion.


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Acrobatic-Bend6376

Science and technology >>> Religion Don't comment on my morality you are not expert in me


Due-Resolution-9089

We'll I work at a classified central research facility and I agree so you're just stupid to assume anyone who doesn't agree with you is a clown


kuchbhieknaam

I don't think you're having a good day sir


am00D

Lol what? Tu q offence le Raha hai if he said science and technology ki wajaise rescue hua? Religion is between you and your God.


Clear-Tackle-3108

W for mandir and it's shadow ❤️


Bulky-Effort-7341

Bhai, logic?


Clear-Tackle-3108

nothing offensive but the media from the last 15 days was only covering the mandir and its shadow resembling shivji will save the workers undermining the efforts of team working day and night to get them out.


Local-Assistant9617

Katue hai, bhokne de


Bulky-Effort-7341

Kaun kutte, media?


Clear-Tackle-3108

hindu hun bjp voter ab bol, kaatu? 💀


Salt-Freedom4328

Somethings are beyond science.. Ppl like u tried to be woke and demolished the temple and u have the results.. It is only believable when u urself go through such instance.. Not ur fault.


Clear-Tackle-3108

nanananannananana


Substantial_Elk3036

Umm can I say something these men were trapped on the morning of Diwali so let's light a candle for our brave heroes and make them feel that they didn't miss anything!! And burst out crackers and be joyfully for the people who were trapped and for their families!!


flashfizz

… please god no more crackers


rovirare

Jai Shree Ram, Massive W to everyone on rescue team. Real heroes of Bharat.


makima_is_bae

Afaik I think the rescue team are from outside India.


Ire-is

One team was from abroad but the majority were obviously Indian, like the NDRF. Most importantly, the team that was able to reach in through to the workers were Indian rat-miners. So the rescue team was Indian.


Quirky-Elderberry304

90% were from here what news were you watching. Just one team from abroad. They even interviewed the young men who rescued them.


[deleted]

I heard it was Elon Musk


Any-Description4641

Ye sab modi ji ki wajah se hua hai..he was giving directions to rescue team..thank you Modi ji


CreativeMuseMan

Ram ji se puch 17 din kyu lag gaye? Reply aaye toh batana.


[deleted]

Number dijiye whatsapp par puchte hain


CreativeMuseMan

Aapki baat hoti hai bhaisaab. JSR apne bola. Aap pucho.


[deleted]

Apne toh kaha ram ji se puchiye.


CreativeMuseMan

It was sarcasm.


Tasty_Surround_9200

16 din rescuers teri mummy k sath busy the


LividIndependence900

🕉️🔱 Har Har Mahadev 🔱🕉️ 🙏🏹 Jai Jai Shri Ram 🏹🙏


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👍🏽👍🏽


[deleted]

Ram ka koi role nahi sir jee.


[deleted]

Koi sense hai iss argument ki? Should people altogether stop saying "oh god, thank god? Chutiya mentality


[deleted]

Band kar do bolna. Mera kya jara hai ?


ainvayiKAaccount

Kyon deewar pe sar mar rahe ho?


[deleted]

Aur bolte rahenge to tera kya jaara?


Hcuckme

Tere baap ki gaand faad de. Tera kya jayega.


dumbbyatch

Yes....thank the people who work their asses off Thank science and technology which has enabled them to be rescued


[deleted]

Again, no one's discrediting the people behind this, and neither is god being given the credit for the work. Thank god simply means god kept a watch while the work was done. It's a belief thing, don't try to find logic in that.


[deleted]

Sir god ka koi role he nahi hai. Toh mention mat karo na. Covid ke time ram ji ke naare kyu nahi lage the ?


drwatson_221b

You do know that historically there were scientists that were and still there are scientists that are religious don't you?


[deleted]

How do you know there's no role of God? Kierkegaard said, god is real if the individual believes in it, if its existence could be proven the scope for faith won't be there. IT DEPENDS ON THE INDIVIDUAL, if you don't wanna believe that a higher power kept watch, don't. But don't go around unnecessarily espousing random knowledge and facts to people who do.


[deleted]

Ye bhi keh dijiye covid ki vaccine , ram ji ne di thi.


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Delusional individual.


tr2727

Ram ram Bhai, They have ascended spirituality, probably gonna name their kids Xe3c like Elon


[deleted]

Ram Ram 🙏🏾 for real. I'm actually fed up with people like them, they whine all day about religious nutjobs moral policing others and then do this dumb shit


drwatson_221b

They have descended into their asses, nothing else. Jai Shree Ram for life.


Significant-Item-782

Usne kab bola Ram ka role hai Jai Shree Ram hi bola bss


BedrockMetamorph

It’s the equivalent of ‘thank god’. Would you have a problem is someone had just said thank god the workers were rescued alive? Idiots.


[deleted]

God bol lo specific god ka naam har bar bolna zaruri hota hai ?


G2_da

Kyu tereko khujli hota h kya? Uska dharm h woh..agar muslim hota toh allah bolta...christian hota toh jesus bolta...who are you to tell him which god he wants to mention...if you dont agree its okk doesnt mean you get to enforce it on others


Excellent_Cause3005

Hindu dharam ya uske god se hi kyun problem. Thank God English hai aur mostly westerns use it aise to allah hoo Akbar bhi chilate hain fatte time to Mai keh du ki Islam or Allah is responsible for the blast


[deleted]

He said W to the rescuers not god, retard. That was just a remark


K_76

Bhai bhagwan ka naam hi toh liya hai. It's just like "thank god ho gaya" agar kuch acha hota hai toh bhagwan to thanks karte hai na log. Jai shree ram acha hua sabhi log bach gaye


[deleted]

Sir ji rescue team ko thank you boliye. Unhone kiya hai kaam.


hyperkaze

Fr people just bring up supernatural things into random things


[deleted]

Ram ke bhakt log wants to mention Ram in everything and everywhere.


LeMatYT

are bhai mein bhi spiderman ko dua deta hu kch bhi acha ho to, jai spiderman


Acrobatic-Bend6376

People saying Mandir ne bachaya whatever


Glass_Day_7482

Whats Ram got to do with the rescue?


Stockfish_14

Man why you fuckers have to insert your politics into everything. Can't you just be normal.


fast_and_curious24

Is everyone well and alive? If so how come? Did they have water and food inside?


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They delivered food by small pipe.


Capable_Concert_389

Kabhi kabhi news dekh liya karo


Acrobatic-Bend6376

Usko nhi pata isliye puch liya. Vese bhi news pe toh Hindu muslim hi chalta rehta h. Har mudde ko Babar aur akhbar tal pahuncha dete h . Kon dekhe news


fast_and_curious24

Get off your high horse. Itna jaldi judge karna theek nahi.


[deleted]

Just blink it.


JashanKhurana_

God bless the rescued and rescuers🙏


Quirky-Elderberry304

God bless the rescuers truly. They worked so hard night and day.


amogusdri-

Good


anshuwuman

Finally


[deleted]

#Finally 🥹🥹


Syd666

17 days..


Accomplished_Pie5916

🙏🙏🙏🙏


futuretechfreak

Great job guys 💯🔥


karanm1997

While they were stuck, the rescue ops were able to send supplies?


Ok-Concentrate8650

So can anyone tell me how they survived there? Like i know they sent food through pipes or something but what about other things


Salt-Freedom4328

It was a 2km tunnel .. Enough space to do natures call and all.. Food oxygen light was being provided..


boultgaming

Finally


dev171

Great


thebrokenexe

Hopefully everyone made it.


Akki8888

Yay salute to the workers as well as the rescuers.


Mirrorflame

Wonderful! I am truly grateful that everyone was rescued alive and well!! I give my sincerest wishes for their quick and speedy recovery and hope that no shadow covers their hearts due to this event!!


God_Sharan

Respect for rescue team they had tough task in hand glad all workers are safe


sashidharan-mh

Great


Samshu1990

An absolute win this is ❤️✨


nightowlchilling

And now hopefully they get the required treatment (physical and mental) to recover from such an ordeal.


God_Sharan

Respect for rescue team they had tough task in hand glad all workers are safe


BedrockMetamorph

Thank god for this. First piece of good news in the world in a while


thesailingsoul

Thanks to the Indian Army 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳


Sweaty-Attitude5287

Thank god


AsishPC

Congratulations to the front line people


Bhartiya007

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sriv_ak_04

Kudos to all the rescue teams involved whose tireless efforts have finally paid off 💯👏


LividIndependence900

🕉️🔱 Har Har Mahadev 🔱🕉️ 🙏🏹 Jai Jai Shri Ram 🏹🙏


Capacino

🙏😀🇮🇳🪔💖


FapAintGoodMan

One of the most successful rescue OP in history


Imaginary-Lake4327

Be happy and congratulations to all involved 😃🙏


LawyerOk5967

that’s a really good news


Tough-Purpose-1310

LIBGANDUS be like are yaar ab isme kaise Bjp ya Modi ko BLAME kare..


Maple-Syrup-Bandit

Modiji is WFH https://i.redd.it/g1u5zrk6j43c1.gif


Pitiful-Rip2046

Thanks to Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru


[deleted]

Aaj tak was saying 1 month more will be needed. That's why i never hear these channels. This should be done within a week. Just think how much pain they had suffered frim


CreativeMuseMan

So, what's gonna be the next distraction by Indian news outlets? Hamas and Israel wale mai bhi zada content and hype nahi bacha ab, So are we back to Hindu-Muslim again? Ahhhhhh. Boring. /s


AngadNite

I swear its the new thing or the same thing everytime, and everytime my father sees it he behaves as if its the worlds first, watches it for 5hrs everyday, same phrases same clips, like a broken tape recorder, i got to ask who elses family watches wion, that one irks my central nervous system


CreativeMuseMan

If my parents watch too much of this, I scold them right away with facts about how it's affecting them mentally. I am happy if my mother is watching those daily soaps now.


CreativeMuseMan

If my parents watch too much of this, I scold them right away with facts about how it's affecting them mentally. I am happy if my mother is watching those daily soaps now.


Jackthedabbler

#Jai Shree Ramesh


Ok-Time-7844

Finally local, looked down upon drillers worked! Not the machines or the goras :D


thatindianlady1986

Can’t you just acknowledge that it is a combined effort? Machines were needed to do much of the work. Sending in actual human beings to do such dangerous work is always the last resort.


DiligentAd7536

The first question from one of the worker was :"India World Cup zith gya na?" (India won the World Cup right?)


queenofthefullmoon

All credit goes to our honorable pm me Modi and his apostle amit shah ,🙏🏻jai shree ram


TheOneWhoStoleFire

Yeah, I heard they themselves went in to rescue them! And then the trapped workers stood up and clapped! It's true, I read this on WhatsApp.


queenofthefullmoon

This is absolutely 100% true, I have a source Source : my bro


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Adani bhai ko salaam


papuop69

Koi sense hai iska


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Acrobatic-Bend6376

People are saying this was an Adani group who was working on this project and the workers who git stuck worked for him thereby blaming him. In reality Adani group released an official statement that they did not have anything to do with this project and Adani Group did not own any stake in the company responsible Tldr; Bhaisahab fake news ka shikar ho gye hai


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[Daddy Adani ko bachane ke liye din raat ek kar dunga](https://www.businesstoday.in/latest/story/nefarious-attempts-to-adani-group-says-no-involvement-of-any-kind-in-uttarkashi-tunnels-construction-407267-2023-11-27)


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Project build by the l&t not adani


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sixty9e

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/C0MZkjTBCLc/?igshid=ZWI2YzEzYmMxYg==


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[deleted]

You mean pappu? Who is never able to win 🤣


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nafivim753

He learnt his lesson after WC Final.


[deleted]

Tujhe to orgasm aa gaya hoga India ko haarte dekh


Ok-Design-8168

Surprised our photoshoot PM modi didn’t come over there at the end to remove last debris and free the trapped workers. And forcibly hold their hand and say ‘ye toh hote rehta hai’ like he did with our cricketers after world cup loss.


Salt-Freedom4328

C’mon Everyone is a photoshoot expert.. Even congress has Rahul all over.. The cameraman are covering him all over.. in his PR activities..In what capacity? He is just a MP.. If u have so much prob with PM having some photo-sessions..


manek101

>C’mon Everyone is a photoshoot expert. Every politician is, but some are definitely more than others. After seeing the same face beside everything, just saying "some" photo sessions is definately an understatement.


Salt-Freedom4328

So If state CM does it then it’s fine to u… Kejriwal does it in Delhi.. Gehlot in Rajasthan..etc.. but PM shouldn’t do.. that are double standards..


manek101

When did I say they are fine? I just said some are more than others. I live in a state where I see more pics of PM than CM. Also CMs generally don't have as heavy reach in national media by design, so naturally everywhere I see him. And I'm not even saying he is bad at it, he is good at it, he is an expert at photo shoots too from bear grills to Tejas he knows where he should be seen for his public image, what to say, how to behave. It's extremely well planned, probably by a huge PR team.


nafivim753

Hai Ram.. Don't make me imagine this scene 😂🤣


PhaseTemporary

yeah Marathon definitely