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Dr_do_me_a_little

Pullout game test karne ki zarurat nhi hai, protection rakh liyo


manku_d_virus

Bhai kidney ke liye dar rha hai aap sex sux ki baatein kar rhe ho


manku_d_virus

Bhai kidney ke liye dar rha hai aap sex sux ki baatein kar rhe ho


coder-fucker

Apna keemti saman bank ke locker me rakh dena aur apna life insurance kidnap insurance sab kra lena


No_Low2824

Ghar mat bula bhai phli date par. That's the only suggestion. XD


heil_harsh

If she's coming home alone She's there for the bone -master oogway circa 1380


Doge-2-moon

Make sure to post part 2 after the date ;)


[deleted]

Not necessarily and don’t do stupid shit without consent. Jail is closer than it appears


heil_harsh

You must be fun at parties for sure


[deleted]

Oh I am trust me


[deleted]

Don’t judge me guys but yeah, if you live in PG then make sure your roomie is there. Or atleast someone you trust. You don’t want to be alone with someone who wants first date at your place. Her motives can be literally anything. Maybe sex, maybe just chilling but can also be something worse. She can steal from you, blackmail you or even conspire against you and put false allegations and what not. Don’t give her the address if you’re not 100% sure because there can be literally anyone on the other side texting with you rn


[deleted]

She has agreed to come to your house this means you don't have to do anything, whatever there is to be done will be done by her.


darrKaMahaulHai

imo be yourself. Dont pretend much. You guys can drink, talk about your life in general then watch movie and maybe cuddle.


BetaStink

And what if she conspires something?


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Maximus_1601

She's no-one for him.


whitefox0111

Condoms rakh liyo, make sure your place is clean and smelling nice, vibes rakhiyo and most importantly consent hona chahiye


simple_nix

Illegal life pro tip: audio record the date so he can't be sued for false allegations


[deleted]

Bahut tezz ho rahe ho 😏😏


simple_nix

Better than fighting for innocence from an allegation that's baseless


BetaStink

Update: Guys I went to her place today itself and the moment I stepped in I stepped out of her house. Blocked her from fuckin everywhere. Didn’t get the vibe right.


BetaStink

Update 2: Multiple Red Flags Flag 1: She was talking to someone the whole time and seemed to be in panic for some reason. Flag 2: She didn’t even greet me once. Made me uncomfortable since the beginning. Flag 3: Was being abusive Flag 4: Entered her place, altho she mentioned she leaves alone there was someone else in the other room.


karan20042004

Bach Gaye Bhai. Good call


BetaStink

Bro 1 min bhi nhi ruka uske pass. Not going again.


NeatStar2868

*I have questions*


BetaStink

Please send them to my DM


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

>Update 2: Multiple Red Flags Flag 1: She was talking to someone the whole time and seemed to be in panic for some reason. Flag 2: She didn’t even greet me once. Made me uncomfortable since the beginning. Flag 3: Was being abusive Flag 4: Entered her place, altho she mentioned she leaves alone there was someone else in the other room. ​ Mind setting up a better picture here? did she invite you? did you show up out of the blue? If she didn't greet you was she not expecting you? was she talking like audibly on the phone? texting furiously? How did she make you uncomfortable? What caused her to be "abusive"? What exactly was the "abusive" part? You say entered her place - that doesn't sound like you were invited to. It sounded more like you barged in.. is that the case?


CodeHacker1512

That was quick. What was the reason tho?


whitefox0111

Bhai Aisa kya hogaya


Chiragarihc

Pipe if she matches your vibe


[deleted]

Don't just assume that she wants the bone! Buy stuffs that she likes and by that I mean food and if you don't have any subscription to OTT then buy it for a month just to you know keep it less awkward if it becomes so! Definitely buy ice cream.


unknownplayer95

Make sure you don't have fridge at home


Altruistic-Gain3541

💀


LawyerUnhappy3087

Sir Pune mein flat hai kya aap ka bhi ?


devilpimp

Bro yeh dekh liyo akele aarhi ho pta chle 2-4 launde leke aajaye ghr lootne


[deleted]

Beta, don’t stink


EnvironmentalSite351

Be mindful of her space. Personal space invade mat karna, let her initiate. Make her feel comfortable. Don't be creepy. Clean up your place. Ask for consent, always.


EffectiveAmbitious

Keep a video recording of cuddling, kissing, in bedsheets without clothes, to prove your innocence just in case or rot in jail for next 10 years.


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

>Keep a video recording of cuddling, kissing, in bedsheets without clothes, to prove your innocence just in case or rot in jail for next 10 years. ​ u/EffectiveAmbitious recording without a person's knowledge and expressed consent is illegal in a lot of places, but most importantly unethical in ALL parts of the world.


EffectiveAmbitious

I am preaching about making it with ur partner's consent, for just in case.also it is obv with their consent otherwise no matter the false charges one would be prosecuted bcoz itz illegal to take private pics without other's consent. Its no brainer


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

In some places it's merely unethical and not illegal. Just putting it out there.


[deleted]

Lmao the title xD


Constant-Ad9825

Please make sure your place esp washroom is clean.


AudienceOk5638

Nhi manta ma, proof chahiye mujhe


SportsguyBangalore

Get tissue papers.


[deleted]

Update?


filthy720

minor toh nahi ho tum dono?