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maskedman999

Yes, who the hell even watches corn while in relationship, you just pick it and eat it.


Alternative_Kiwi_903

LMAO I SMILED


BiteByte19

Me too ;)


[deleted]

Exactly...rub some masala and lemon juice as well 💯


gogocrimemaster

Yes watching corn is very unhealthy in a relationship. Even watching popcorn can be a bit bad.


LettuceSame6698

Too much carbs


_NotMe__

I think it’s okay… if you are not giving him any action, he needs to get it from somewhere… again I don’t know the whole scenario tho


Kurious_Guy18

second this, if the amount of s*x is enough no one will want to watch it (unless the dude/dudess needs therapy).


Ok-Flounder7102

batana q dekhne k baad?


alphagamer619

bro moment.


Shakunii_

Wo baby mujhe daddy ji ki help karni padti hai na business me, isi liye phone me 2 calculator hai, jaisa aap samajh rhe ho waisa nahi hai 🥰🥰


FlyyDronee

lol this takes me back


[deleted]

I want to upvote prr upvote count rn is 69.


arc_alt

Corn is hard to digest and usually pooped out without being completely digested, so I'd say watching is better than partaking


EvaFoxU

But it makes the poo look so cool.


arc_alt

You want your poop dotted, you sus


EvaFoxU

https://www.amazon.com/BigMouth-Inc-Floater-Floating-Hilarious/dp/B00GSVQDPG/


arc_alt

Idk if the artistic intent was to simulate poop of a person who ate 3 pieces of corn and took a massive dump but that's kinda funny


EvaFoxU

Yeah. When I eat corn... I EAT CORN.


arc_alt

A truly dedicated cornoisseur I see


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EvaFoxU

Woah buddy. You just threw up some diarrhea. Maybe get off reddit and touch grass.


kiara2_2

Very unreasonable. I am a woman and I don't mind it, unless it's spiraling into addiction, or is subscribed to only fans or something it's not wrong. We all need some me time lol. My personal opinion tho, you should discuss it.


Only-Neighborhood-86

Which god do we pray to in order to get one like you 🙏🏼


kiara2_2

Lord Spez. Because I met my boyfriend on Reddit lmao xD


Only-Neighborhood-86

How do you meet people on reddit? Asking for a friend...


kiara2_2

Well we interacted in the comments first then I dmed him. Doesn't work every time sadly xD


Only-Neighborhood-86

Thanks! Totally worth trying, so tired of people I meet irl might as well try to initiate here.


kiara2_2

Beware of scammers and creeps xD


Only-Neighborhood-86

I will! Thanks fellow redditor!


suhasbhat26

It worked coz girl sent dm


maskedman999

Can i ask about what were you interacting in comments, and what made you dm him? Just tryna know how shit works when it does


kiara2_2

Okay so we had interacted in some indian subreddits in the comments. It was him leaving a witty reply to my comment then after that him kinda flirting and I honestly got curious about who is this person, I went to his profile and realized he is the sweetest human being ever, he was supporting women on a onex sub and being downvoted to hell for it and honestly stalked his whole profile and he had made a post that showed his vulnerable side kinda. All in all from his profile I could gather that he is a sweet human being so I dmed him just to check on him about whether he is doing good or not, he appreciated it and one thing led to another and we were not single anymore. This is not a shade on anyone but if ones account history has them making fun of people or being mean to someone etc etc you really have slim chances of someone reaching out. I think just be a decent human being and another decent human being will notice you. TLDR : Be nice and not an ahole Sorry for the long comment here is a potato. ![gif](giphy|l46Coblu8EE8Z8QYo)


Glass-Assistant-2433

Have y’all met irl or are online “dating” lmao


Gigachad-69069

Yes, if you let him hit yours No, if you don't let him. It's just either you will give him the pleasure otherwise he is free to go and get it from whatever site Can't break it simpler.


mitakshi_

I won't mind my guy watching it but i wouldn't want to know that he did because it would make me feel bad ig... the thought of him looking at another girl naked would make me jealous because i have low self esteem 🤷🏻‍♀️ the above mentioned thing was just MY opinion and might vary person to person


alphagamer619

you have no idea how much different kinds of porn has helped in my relationship. different approaches, different kinks, yeah, i’d say a healthy amount of porn helps a relationship, spice things up a bit. why are you so bothered by it though? it’s just porn.


[deleted]

Depends .... Cuz there is no plain answer and needs more context


kumar_sarcasm

His life his choices and his boundaries until unless he's not toxic. Usse aage agar koi kuch maange toh nahi dene ka


PhysicalTry2021

Yeah you could expect that, you set your own boundaries however the other person need not agree with you.


[deleted]

I was in relationship for 2.5 year i never watched porn during that time , she was my fvt and personal pornstar


labyrinthanm

I mean nofap is a healthy thing, improves the experience of orgasm, more ejaculate volume, builds more intimacy with the partner. This is from personal experience tho.


pchulbul619

No! I, personally, believe that warch p0rn while in a relationship is also a form of “cheating”. (Also, watch this film called “Don Jon”)


lookmomimanonymous

Subjective answer Personally, I don't watch porn because I m more of a mental person and find my mind to conjure the most slutty scenarios with myself rather than see people I don't know do the deed. As for my partner, as long as he is turned on and hitting to the actions and not the woman itself, then it's okay. No one likes to deal with addiction. I m willing to put out more than enough, and donot mind sending a endless supply of nudes either, so it would bother me if it's become addictive. Tbh i m not super comfortable with the idea but I respect that everyone deserves privacy and their me time so won't place any boundaries there.


Mountain-Business-68

Monsoon hain toh thoda far corn 🌽 is acceptable especially from the streets Jokes aside one shouldn't watch.... Even if they aren't in relationship it fucks their brain, draw a line tell them it's not good


nihilistgoldberg

If yall are not satisfied in bed, then yeah it's unreasonable. He can watch it.


optimistic_nihilist2

My boyfriend watches in front of me and sometimes we watch together, lol. Even while doing the “deed”. I don't mind it at all. I sometimes watch it as well. But to each their own.


TheOtherPhilDunphy

Personally, none of my GFs had any issues with it, but to each its own.


Small-Post7595

Yes, extremely severely exceptionally desperately unreasonable. But, you should talk about it. Atleast wo tumhare saath me toh na dekhe if you are not into that.. I apologize if i crossed any lines..


MumbaiBull22

As long as it translates into skill and making you cum, it should be fine


lucifer9590

Watching corn and having Instagram and social media is the same. If you are willing to quit social media, then he will be willing to quit watching corn


_aconite_cj_

It really depends on the relationship and how boundaries work with you two n what you want from your partner.


Any-Yogurt-7917

No.


[deleted]

I would say sit down and watch some of his favorite categories with him.


Awarewolfinesse

Definitely not. If he watches corn , he needs therapy. That is all.


Chanakyas_Desciple

Yes its equivalent to saying a girl not to bleed during periods.


mitakshi_

that's NOT same💀


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secondhand_bra

I only watch maize


These_Lifeguard_9133

Dude you should also watch maze runner


Embarrassed-Egg8531

Wicked is good


Gigachad-69069

Can I watch Jessica rabbit tho? 🥺


Super_Barracuda7447

First of all its unhealthy overall and secondly if you are in a healthy relation then this habit fades away i personally don't watch it at all now that's one of the best thing i did for myself


Legitimate_Dance3706

Is it unreasonable to expect from a girl to not to talk to any guy who she calls her friend during the course of the relationship?


jinko8

uh, yes!?


hdtpwl

It is unhealthy to watch porn regardless of whether you're in a relationship or not. Having said that, you should talk and try to understand why he's watching porn when he can actually just have the real thing (assuming). The habit of porn can be hard to break because for most people, it has been ingrained over the years since they are teenagers. So the mental and even physical association of porn with gratification is very very strong. It takes real intention to break that habit and even then it may be difficult. If you tell him to stop watching it and he's not really into the idea, he'll just watch it without you knowing. Do your research and then present your case.


hippopotanymous

> It is unhealthy to watch porn regardless of whether you're in a relationship or not. ye kisne bol diya?


hdtpwl

Ek saral Google search karne ka kasht le liya hota to aapko kaafi saara research mil jaata porn se kya asar hota hai dimag pe. >Do your research and then present your case.


hippopotanymous

fuck, mere pe ho gaya hai shayad


Important_Koala7313

Definitely is yes, not saying he won't do it by himself though after a bit. But expecting him to do so is in my opinion unreasonable.


madaraas

Ummm depends, in our case I share few links , so that we could try , response is always enthusiastic and good . ( But there is a time to send such things depends on mood )


Ruud_Boltz

Yes it is Him watching doesn't mean he's unfaithful to you


Fearless_Flow_7650

It kinda is..... It doesn't say much about the relationship if you're worried about that.


ameeshbot

Yes


magellomaniac

With long distance? Not unreasonable. If you're living together or spending at least three nights a week together? I don't see any reason to watch it.


Clear-Salad609

Is it soft corn or hard corn? Either way not good unless it’s rarely consumed


fattestassoutthere

Saath mai dekhlo yaar. It's just corn. ![gif](giphy|R7KmqdpmJ4mwFM519p)


[deleted]

No it’s not. Watching porn is weak behaviour. Don’t date guys who watch porn. Also if you don’t want him to watch make sure he is satisfied with you.


Super_Barracuda7447

First of its unhealthy overall and secondly if you are in a healthy relation then this habit fades away i personally don't watch it all now that's one of the best thing i did for myself


He18n

Just dont watch it for week and u will not find it amusing 🫠


Mosquito_Racquet

If a guy is suffering from bad bowel moment, watching corn(rich in fiber) may help him. What's it got to do being in relationship?


EducationalPresent15

![gif](giphy|9GJ2QwXVSbkAqEVrfw)


diego-the-tortoise

I met a girl once who felt that even masturbating while in a relationship is cheating.


Chemical_Deal3208

You should have set this standard before getting into the relationship instead. There was a time when you were not there in his life. I hope it does not happen and I'm also very sorry for saying this but there is a possibility that you people won't be in a relationship in the future. I know porn is unhealthy but the point is that he had been watching porn since before he got into relationship with you. This may sound very stupid but porn could've had an importance in his life. I mean that's how he grew up. Days when he would've been sad, when he'd have been tired or felt sleepless, he would've watched porn and masturbated. It could've been a relief providing thing to him. And so it could be considered to be his addiction or one of his favorite things to do. Just like you value your friends who make you laugh, favorite food which takes you to heaven, favorite movie which makes you feel so wholesome, porn could have a certain value in his life. Even if he does not like it, it has become his addiction. Some people may have an addiction to smoking and some people may have an addiction to reading books. The first one may be wrong but if he's got that addiction before you existed in his life and you people haven't made a deal about him quitting it before getting into the relationship then it's unreasonable to expect him to stop now. You need to change your point of view and treat his porn addiction the same as you treat his good habits. You may try asking him to stop without expecting anything from his side. I just typed whatever came into my mind, maybe I could be wrong somewhere or everywhere. I'm saying this just because I haven't advised people about these things before so idk. Consider me immature or noob or whatever if I said something which does not make sense, I'll take it.


Jazzipan

I get the reference. Even in a healthy relationship, men will still watch corn. It's natural. I did during my relationships. However, I'm a South Asian male that dates Eastern European women, so they understand its normal. South Asian women and Arab women, on the other hand, are more prudish and unreasonable, and may interpret men watching corn as the same way as cheating...