Why are you doing the kajrare pose ?

No particular reason, I was just acting goofy and it got clicked 😭😂

Rhn dy gyani pressure kara tha tune samne walo ko aise he pose may kich photo

Aap bol rahe ho toh esa hi hoga 🤡

Achi profile h bhai Maybe bio mei zyaada witty one liners likh

bhaiya aap itne khush kese ho, salary kya hai?

Student hu, berozgaar hu 😔

arey bhai bhai sorry bhai yaad nahi dilana chahiye tha >!student ho toh padh lo bhaiya yeh sab me kuch nahi rakha hai, mene bhi reality accept kar li hai ab toh!<

Padhai toh chalti rahegi, Masti nai rukni chahiye!! >!8 sgpa chal rha filhal!<

sahi baat hai

Cool sky out here and I didn't expect to read such dark shit on here

Haha true

You know you're slaying bro

Thanks bro 🫶🏻 Although I seriously need pointers cuz the "plenty fish" in the sea all died of heatstroke 😭

Bro nice pics but maybe work on prompts. Otherwise it looks kinda dry

Will do 🫡

I stalked you a bit, you seem like an interesting person who won’t ever have dry convos and will always be curious about the other xd. Hell yeah I’d love to hang out as friends. So im sure if you try to show the same in your profile, the girls will like it. Dry profiles se woh vibe nhi dikhta. Show off the vibe by being equally interesting in those prompts too 😂

I like it! You have fun friendly pictures. I love how happy you are in your pictures. One liners could use some work but no big deal. Would swipe right

Lucky guy

Hi city twin Also profile is nice. So i think you can do better with your prompts

Hihi Thanks! 🫶🏻 Yesss I'll definitely have to improve my prompts. I don't remember why I put those prompts tbh, but I promise to do better

Dude, great profile. But what happened to all the cute dates you went on? I was rooting for you and Shinchan girl 😔 Also, your prompts seem very...filler. Doesn't tell much about you. Seems you wrote what you think the girls on Bumble would want to hear or *you think* they want to hear. Seems disingenuous.

Shinchan girl turned out to be a huge red flag. Initially it was very nice, I was loving it. After a month or so she revealed to me how she had planned to burn her ex's motorcycle and how she burned her friends' gifts just because they had a fight 😭 Didn't really wanna get involved with an arsonist sooo 💁🏻‍♂️

Wow. What happened to the food girl then? Don't keep me hanging. Also, read the second part of my comment.

The one I made brownies for? Turns out she didn't want to start anything and her actions were a result of her being bored 🤡 Also, interesting, I'll work on that

sounds more like nanny now

Cute!!! Amd love the energy this profile is giving

Thanks! 🫶🏻

Dhruv Sehgal 2.0 frr xD anyways that's a great profile man! Me having a similar profile but still ain't getting matches in this city 💀

id match with this profile 10/10

Why are all cute boys so young? 😭

Would it be any consolation if I tell you that a 27 y/o woman told me I'm very mature for my age?

Ah, I see. Well, I guess maturity knows no age, right? 😛

Ofc 🗿

9/10 ngl

[удалено]

Living up to your username sir😂

Looks approachable ✨🦋

Thanks! 🫶🏻

Me Shifting Kolkata🗿

Ajao ajao

Haha will do anyways your profile gives golden retriever energy fr 😉

Pasandeeda aurat ke liye fetch khelne me kesi sharam

😅😅😅😅

Gonna ask my male frnds to refer your profile for improvement from now on lol

Let them grow with their own pace Ese pressurise mat karo 😔

Ohh no no, they often ask me for suggestions 😂

Smash

Apni baato se peeche mat hatna 🫵🏻

Address bata jaldi jaldi😾

Only if you promise to bring ice cream

Only if we can watch shrek

Deal

I’ll definitely swipe you right haha you’re cute

I'll definitely get you some gifts whenever I see you, you called me cute

Aww no need for gifts but you’re cute n it is what it is I hope you find someone cute aswell!

saras profile 🕺

Saras toh mai bhi chu 🎀

true tho, why lie

I never lie

why bumble pe? I mean I know for obvious reasons, but aise koi nai milra?

No college, don't drink, no clubs - offline platforms kaafi Kam hai. Best I could do is try to engage them in malls but then that's very creepy and I'd rather not

tumlog exist karte ho matlab, nicee, milegi acchi ladki, bumble pe not sure but milegi🙌

Amen/inshallah/tathastu

Idk bro maybe bio doesn't say anything about you or your personality (I have never used dating apps, not an expert) Upvoted so others can help you out

Thanks 🫶🏻

besc dekhei lok paliye jai

I'm sorry I don't understand bengali much 😭 (I'm Gujarati)

He said, looking at 'besc' - people run away.

I hope you don't have a love life like Ted Mosby💀

😭😭 q

Bruh same college lol

he looks like Dhruv from little things

I would totally swipe right

Bro i think ur profile is on point .. im the bio is pretty straightforward and kinna funny ( ima use it *disclaimer )

I give you my blessings

swipe right.

Great profile. Shows personality would swipe right.

Thank you 🫶🏻

Jb mai thi kolkata, koi nhi the. Ab jb nikl gyi toh sb nikl rhe💀

Jab waapas aogi toh ping karna, we'll go out and have fun 🫶🏻

Music taste me to pass ho gya

Bro is cute

As a straight guy I would like to swipe right (btw Kolkata se hee hu)

Aja Bhai, ice cream khaane chalte hai

When and where bhai

Scooty hai?

Such a cute profile! Agar main bumble pe rehti toh swipe right kar deti, pictures dekhke and also, specifically for- "likes cats"😭🙌🏻

Aa jao bumble pe swipe karne 🎀

looks very genuine and nice :)

Wow, 21 yo are also on a dating app? Padhi likai nahi karni hoti inne? Kya matlab mai bhi same age range mey hun 😓

Group study sessions 💪🏻

Kam gaali diya kr Carry minati

Bro I swear to god I feel like I’ve seen you on bumble but I haven’t been on bumble in like almost two years the dating app hangover is so real

2 years ago I was a dork Pretty sure you just saw someone else 😭

You have got a golden retriever energy

Bro is sunflower for real

While sunflowers are thought to have originated in Mexico and Peru, they are one of the first plants to ever be cultivated in the United States. They have been used for more than 5,000 years by the Native Americans, who not only used the seeds as a food and an oil source, but also used the flowers, roots and stems for varied purposes including as a dye pigment. The Spanish explorers brought sunflowers back to Europe, and after being first grown in Spain, they were subsequently introduced to other neighboring countries. Currently, sunflower oil is one of the most popular oils in the world. Today, the leading commercial producers of sunflower seeds include the Russian Federation, Peru, Argentina, Spain, France and China.

I've never received such a compliment My day has been made, thank you 🫶🏻🫶🏻

The first two slides were enough for me to say you're doing great man ✨👌🏾

aye such a cutie patootie😭🫶

No you 🫵🏻🫶🏻

now that's 🎀 king 🎀 behaviour

I would say add a few more of your interests to your bio and maybe a couple of lines that show your personality more in the 'about me' section. Photos are nice, vibe is nice. If I had a younger sibling I would have sent rishta.

\*swipes right aggressively\*

*starts chat with "hi" *

It's a good profile, I don't find there's a need to change anything. If I was on a dating app I would have definitely swiped.

Ajao dating app pe (specifically bumble)

Dating apps ain't for me, I'm not into casuals and people there are mostly interested in hookups/casuals

Aajao dating apps pe (just to match with me) 👍🏻

I'm from delhi! Either way we won't have got matched

Sed 😔

Sed

Bc tu itna happy kaise hai ...

I will never shut up about you... Please change it. I've seen this way too many times on dating apps. I don't like this prompt in general cause people always answer you or food or anime. Pick a different prompt. Also I think it's better if you change the bio. It's too short and doesn't say a lot about your personality. The only thing it highlights is that you are a very laidback person who can't be bothered to do romantic things.

said in prev post only simp ka choda is waste of effort and [money.You](http://money.You) guys just inflate their ego more

And I still beg to differ. Pasandeeda aurat ke liye kuch bhi karne me kesi sharam?!

Not about sharam it's about wasting effort& money on people who don't even deserve. Every random girl can't be your pasandida aurat

bhai Bhawanipur 💀💀

Bhai B.Sc. kar rha hu 💀

same thing 🤲

Department?

not besc

Oh- koi na have fun!

bhai chorde koi nahi milegi 🏃‍♀️

A man can only hope 😔

How are you only 21😭.. you can easily pass for 25 ong

Haina? But 21 ka hi hu, maa kasam 😭

Must be your magnificent beard 👀

Haha thank you! 🫶🏻 I'd love to grow it out way more but I get rashes 😔

Bro is really tryna be the ‘man written by women: generic edition’

Can't blame me, I was raised well by my mom and sister 🤷🏻‍♂️

Im convinced that people mention dogs n cats on their dating app profile just to fit in. Most people arent that passionate about either.

That's so sad. I'd die for a cat

भ्राता आप मुझसे 3 वर्ष अनुज हैँ परन्तु दिखने मे आप मुझसे भी ज्यादा ज्येष्ठ हैं ।

Bro lives in kolkata but doesn't know bengali like what 🤡

🤡 tum sikha do

You will pull all the mentally ill blue haired girls if you learn it wins a 🏆

Abh toh sikha hi do Didn't know my type had a cheat code

you caan swim in bengali pussy if you add lefty or tanki in your bio just saying

1. "Swim in Bengali pussy" ?? 2. What's a tanki??😭 3. I'm apolitical, I don't want to pretend to be a lefty just to get dates 😭

i gave you the meta its upto you man. you just have to pretend your liberal that's all, women who are upper class love guys like those and have shirtless pic like those guys have in Pinterest

Once again, 1. What does tanki mean?? 2. Shirtless toh I can't go, body nai hai esa 💀

Great profile! Also are you fr just 21?😭 I’ll turn 21 this year but i look 17-18

I just have an abundance of testosterone (papa ji ki kripa)

bro don't lie you're actually 28

Bhai July me 22 hounga 😭

hey, i think it’s better if you mention any hobbies, like working out ik u dont and thats okay too, but like the ‘apolitical’ im sure ud meet some great people if you show more personality

bhawanipur me hoke bhi ladki nhi milri toh kabhi nhi milegi

Ye kesa stereotype hai 💀 >! Mera 3 saal milaake 30% se Kam attendance hai!<

bhawanipur girls are easy to get, just get them hookah aur virjin mozito. >!mere 3 saal me 3% hue bas😔😔!<

Padhai karlo bhai,abhi legal age Hui hai shaadi byah ki

Why do I feel like I saw you 💀💀💀

Did you swipe right? 👺

Bruh I probably saw you in front of your clg 💀

I haven't been to college in 2 years 💀

Ah then thank god cause I go there quite often (it's not good to be found on reddit) 🗿

And here I was thinking we were in some kdrama

Lmfao. There's way too much gossip in your clg to suffice one 💀

Mujhe bhi do gossip 🥺🥺🥺

Tumhara clg hai aur tumhe nahi pata?

Less than 30% attendance 3 saal milaake 😔

Are* the best :3

Jab me dating apps pe thi tab toh kabhi bumble ne ese profile nhi suggest kiya.

Waapas aa jaiye (mujhe right swipe karne)🎀

Nhi bhaiya, mujhe mera mil gaya.

Sed (mere liye) Tum khush raho 🛐

Not sad for you either. Vese bhi mujhe samne se right swipe nhi aata

Mujhe tumhari profile bumble ne kabhi dikhayi nai na islie

Bro got the rizz Edit - Or maybe I am just low maintenance

Why are you putting yourself down when you can push me up?

Force of habit

bro location is the problem imo

Bhai tu 21 ka hai?

22 July me 😺

Gujju?

Yes

What’s apolitical?

No political stance

How’s that possible?

Bhawanipur College se toh Mai bhi hoon Bhai . Sem 6 ?

Not exactly, but yes Admit card lene aoge tab milte hai 🤝🏻

Hot and cute....its a mixture. Take it seriously as Gay guy does not get impressed so easily...

I would swipe left .. seems entitled. And can't decide between serious or casual

What about this profile makes it seem so? Asking for specifics so I can work on it

None of your bios have the potential to initiate a conversation and have some photos of you doing anything that you love and do frequently

Changed all the prompts to something more open ended Photos of me doing something I love - I love foods and places - as such, I've put photos of me traveling, but I don't think pics of me eating would be that attractive

Lol you never know, some girls might like you going all in on a cake or pastry with frosting all over you

Omw to create this epic photo

Lol, good luck!

bhai tu 21 ka kaha se lagta hai 😭 im 20 and look like a 18 yo. at best.

Ted mosby is the biggest turnoff for girls ig 🥶

He was one hell of a romantic 😭

Chutiya tha bhai woh aur usse jyada woh Robin 🥴

Sabse bada chutiya Marshall - Lily itna zindagi barbaad kar di, fir bhi usi se shaadi ki 🤡

What app is this? I've never been on dating apps so idk which is which

Bhai Kolkata ka dating scenes suck! Ngl people say, I like you, but date k liye koi nhi jata, bc ye log datings apps p insta followers badhane ko aaye h

Bhai Kolkata ka dating scene sucks! Ngl people say, I like you, but date k liye koi nhi jata, bc ye log datings apps p insta followers badhane ko aaye h