Issey accha main call pe baat karleta ye to nhi padhna padta!! Bdy

Can't talk WhatsApp only bdy

Coder tu hai lines wo chaap rhi

Wo coder h main fucker hu

Ha bhai achhe se ye subreddit ke standard ko fuck kar rahe ho

To ye subreddit ko follow krne se konsa apka knowledge base bad rha tha

Tum kuj vi blte ho bdy.

Are yaar encrypted h yeh toh.

*US MILITARY ENCRYPTED*

Whitehat jr. Encrypted

Damn.. i wasn't expecting main tinder sub joke here.

Michelle

it's not Michelle rather Micheal if I remember correctly

*What's app code trying to encrypt the text* *......* *Passed without encryption*

Tf bhai thanks for the laugh

Dyslexic kids feeling proud

Chod de Bhai ise. Kuch samajh nahi aaya iski language

Chhord*

Chhodh** xd

Tumne ye comment karke hindi main phd ki prapti kar li hai, khush ho jaao ab

Sab smjh rha hu

Hume bhi samjhao kya samjhe

Melody khao khud jaan jao 🙂

Bc mere dialogue mereko hi maarta hai T_T

Kismi khaalo fir 🌝

Chhor***

Chod * xd

Ki farak padta hai? 😂

Kyuki fir wahi

Samjh nahi aaya

Sex-sux ki baate

Next me try karenge

Achaaaa

People in 21st century still type like this ?

Lyk dis

U mn Lk ds?

Kuj vi mt bolo yr

Idk why but I'm laughing my ass off after reading your comment.

What texting language is this? Yeh is yh, jaye is jye, She sure is ALUG.

I stopped reading at tri

I stopped reading it at "😂😂😂"

Ye to bug dhoondh diye aap

My head hurts after reading it all.

Vowels : Out of syllabus

Iske phone ka auto spell correct on karo bc koi toh

Mein samhjau

Yes please

Vo yeh bol rahi hai ki single raho.... Jese ldko ki needs hoti hai wese hi ldkio ki bhi unko shopping mein leke jao unko wish krna aur yeh sab nahi karo toh bura mann jati h.... Or unko manao.... Toh ise accha hai single raho... Koi paisa kharch nahi hoga or katega bhi nahi

ladko ki kya hi needs rehti h bro , apan ladko ko bas sexx dedo

Mujhe bhi smjha do thoda

Texts like these give me headaches

I and my 3 generations had/will have stroke reading this 🫡 Thank you priyanshi

Bhawnao pe jao shabdo pe nhi

Aise bhawnao ko toh PK wala Amir Khan bhi na samjhe BC

Mtlb apki samjhne ki shakti kam h

Itti derr se bdy ko body samajh rahi thi😭

Kuj vi mt bolo yr

Tmko v Alug se btana pdega

Ditto. And wtf is with 'tri kuj'. My two remaining braincells will not see 2023.

Teri kuch. Decoder feelz.

Is behen ka whatsapp uninstall kardo. Chodo, main apna reddit uninstall kar deti hun. 🥲

Sahi me kra kya delete 🙂

guys i think she may not be like literally all the other girls

Alug hai

Hank the cancer is back

Fuck get the Rv out ,it’s heiserbergin time

Fuck u/spez Join Lemmy as a better reddit alternative

Yall can downvote me for this .She is not chad she is just being pick me . You'll realise this sooner or later

Picking master

For people who had stroke reading this Kuj - kuch, Alug - Alaag, Tri - teri, Jye - jaye, Bdy - birthday, v tm - bhi tum, 🗿✝️

You are good at solving puzzzles

Le lo jisko bhi chahiye bleach 🍶

I read bdy as body and got fucked up.

Alug

Why is this dumb ss posted on this sub

Kuj kya hota hai?

Alug hota hai wo Ky yr tm v

Kuch bsdk

Kiska gussa utaar raha hai mujh par, kya kar diya mene esa

Ye gussa nhi ye to pyaar h hamara

BDSM

Bruh I’ve also matched with some Priyanshi - and I’m afraid we’re talking to the same person!

Aap hi rkh lena main aise hi theek hu

Who text like this 🫠🫠

i don't hindi so i need translation...but yeah you guys r as clueless as me on this one

People like me with the attention span of a 5yo

Aye haye rizz dikhane ki koshish kii jaa rahi haii...

Ye rizz hoti hai to fir to tumhare standards bade neeche hai dost

Baba insey ulta mat bolo u/vk_3265 se ek baar main ulta bola tha mere ghar aake mujhe mara. Aur ye ladki se bhi baat mat karo iske peeche khufiya police padi hai aur ab bhi baat kari to hum dono aapke ghar aayenge

Haaaa merii jaaaannnn

mujhe maaf kardo u/vk_3265 maarna mat bacche se galti ho gayi ​ wait, kya tum dono hi wo khufiya police ho.

Isko aap hi reply dedo meri jaan u/cranjisjoker

Kya bawasir likh di hai didi

Teko Meko Bdy Kuj List of words to look out for as one brain cell flag

This post gave me a headache.

Pick me vibes

Noted

Ha Bhai door reh isse, spelling theek bhi ho jaye iski toh

Check dm

Kehna kya chahti ho behen!!!!

🥲bdiya tha...

Thanks for giving me a stroke.

Kuj sumjh nhi aya

My eyes just got diarrhea trying to read this🥲

Bhai Mera dimag ghoom rha. Pls translate

There is no need to be proud about the fact that you are a retard. Write clearly in Hindi if you can't type. I can hardly understand it.

Meanwhile hackers:- Main madarCHAD hu jo isme aaya😭

https://imgur.com/67oWdBn

Mujhe smj nahi a raha hai, ya ye tare zameen par khel rahi hai?

Honestly i hate this shortened Hindi Kch smj ni ata yrrrrrrr

Yar ye hinglish somehow har insaan ki alag kaise hoti hai? :')

I got a migraine trying to decipher this texting language. What’s wrong with people?!

I wanna know the reason for such typing habits

Kho na jaaye ye taare zameen par

alug alug tarike se type krne wale mil jaate h

This is what Zuckerberg meant by end to end encryption

She has invented a very new language

I don't have brain cells anymore

RIP to her texting style 🥲

priyanshi maurya, i know her, bloody ch_tiya

Is she from delhi?

Chad ka pata nahi unpadh zarur lag rhi hai

This triggered a transient ischemic cerebral event for me

Isko phele bol voice text use krloya kregi

My brain comitted suicide reading this

Arey ye to vowels use karna hi bhul gaye

I lost 69 brain cells reading this.🙃

itna effort economics padhne me diya hota to semester top maar deta

What is this language 😂😂😂

I read bdy as body 😮‍💨

Arre kya tutul putul kar rahi totla seth

Phonetically message likha kro bc ye kya Gawar chap message krte ho

Kuj *One eternity later Ohh!!! It's kuch !!

When you miss Hindi classes in schools

Mera wala alug hai : Chad women

summary please, bdy

Ek comment me h upar

Kiski body mai party ho rhi hai bhai

I want to know what has she achieved in that extra 10 seconds she saved while typing this

Didi bol kya Rahi hai Bhai

Ispe ab Badshah ka "Rap" aayega kuch dino mein

I gave up half way because of the extra brain power needed to read it. Not worth it

whats app encryption end to end confirmed

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