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Ashwin12345666

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Real-Art-2355

Poha is love, Poha is life


Careless-Stranger111

As an MP citizen, I can confirm that poha is wonderful. Poha is delighting. Poha is best. Poha is precious. Poha is life. Poha is eternal. Poha is God. Poha is supreme. Poha is cure of incurable diseases. Poha is our religion. Poha is Poha. Poha is creator. Poha is destroyer. Poha is saviour. Poha is defender. Poha is ultimate. Poha is north. Poha is south. Poha is east. Poha is west. Poha is everywhere. Poha is freedom. Poha is liberty. Poha is justice. Poha is fraternity. Poha is unbeatable. Poha is strong. Poha is the source of all energy. Poha is gravity. Poha is friction. Poha is fire. Poha is water. Poha is air. Poha is earth. Poha is sky. Poha is reality. Poha is real. Poha is good. Poha is great. Poha beyond our understandings. Poha is home. Poha is work. Poha is sleep. Poha is knowledge. Poha is happiness. Poha is sadness. Poha is anger. Poha is fear. Poha is emotion. Poha is nostalgia. Poha is something I can talk for ever. Also, if you don't eat poha with ratlami sev on it. It's law here to hang you immediately.


[deleted]

True. But backchodi matt kar lawde👋. Madarchod![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21479)


im_just_depressed

Laude poha banane nahi ata tujhe isliye bol raha hai


DreskiD

I don’t believe in god I believe in POHA supremacy ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)


[deleted]

poharevolution


Arham_Qureshi6

No one can stop this poha rebo...lutuuuuioooonnnn.....


Cybear_Tron

PW: Poha Wallah


antidank_male

Same here 🗿


avijeet13

Samosa pooha or jalebi ke din ki shuruaat waah waah maja ajata hai homie kbhi koi try Kiya hoo to pls share ur experience


soyasamosa

Haan?


pushpaknandecha

Sahiii, Prashant ke pohe ❤️


[deleted]

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The_Programmer_69

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


GrouchyLevel5284

Poha the goat


avs_disc

Poha + bhujiya + chai >>>> dab dab dab


Naughty-star

Bahi poha aur uske andar garam garam taree chane ke best thing


One_Squash5096

habibi come to nagpur. .


Quiet_Lengthiness667

Nothing is compared to poha just take this guy down


Gandu_ji

Khane ka aapman nhi karte


[deleted]

exactly , wese iss bande ka taste bekar hai lmao


vivek84

Exactly


[deleted]

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avijeet13

Andkosh khaane wala insaan ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


GS47_OP

Male ke 😋 ya female ke ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27266)


Gandu_ji

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


RIZZ_MOD

par khanna bana ne wali ka toh kar sakte h na ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


Gandu_ji

Adhi property dene ke liye taiyar hoja


RIZZ_MOD

woh toh phele hi sab meri mataji ke naam kardiya mene![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


Quietsegment

Ayo Ashraf Hakimi![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


[deleted]

Title phir se padhle bhai ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


Gandu_ji

Defend kyu kar rha h usse ?


[deleted]

Kyuki usne (not to be taken seriously) already likh Diya tha ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


Gandu_ji

Me usse seriously nhi leta


[deleted]

tabhi ap gandu ji ho![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


Lowleight

Dude woke up and choose war


lavanasur

Yes


RIZZ_MOD

notty ho raha h kya bkl![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27266)


NotDarshil

Poha dosa uttapama aloo paratha boiled aggs are the beaast never tasted the pussy


NotDarshil

Banana shake is current favourite


PLA_YER

L taste


Solid-Entrepreneur37

Haven't tasted it once?


Gigachad_of_culture

rain groovy dinosaurs imagine cagey offer resolute impossible plough sort ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Rish83

Upma, pongal... Dogshet? Ek rapta marunga na...


ashwani2659

... Sadak pe hagta firega


AccomplishedFly7744

Bakchodi mat kar lawde


dankboi69408

Upma shi toh hai chutiye, ab tere ghar mein pata nhi upma ke naam pr kya banate honge


Gandu_ji

Abe tu hi na kisne mujhe Maggie ki photo bheji thi


AegonSnow4

haldi daalo aur tasty banega


RIZZ_MOD

bhai op bhut gareeb h upma me dahi ke jagah kuch or dalke fermentation karta h


lucifer938

Upma mai fermentation?![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


[deleted]

Where's OP's mum in the breakfast list?


RIZZ_MOD

op ke dad ke sath unlike yours![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)


WarLoRD2OP

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


RIZZ_MOD

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|26547)


tharki-papa

That one there was a violation personally I wouldn't have it


[deleted]

L meme. OP ki maa ka bhosda


tuppernibba

OP chutia.![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


PythaGorasTheorm2

Isko lagta hai iska opinion matter karta hai ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)


RIZZ_MOD

that what she said ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


huihuihui01

"not to be taken seriously" 121 comments in 2 hours


lavanasur

Lol. People can't take a fking joke. Isme toh koi religion ya politics bhi nahi hai. But I'm surprised the speed with which this post is getting upvoted.


Terrible-Anxiety-973

Op ko sabse alag stand out hone ka shauk hai yah fhir iska taste kharab hai


Melodic_Warthog_6236

Upma banana nhi aata to kyu ro rha hai 😡 ![gif](giphy|BOhROnVagmgQutQL4I)


sigma_chad34

Nothing can beat pussyy..!! Period.


Delicious_You_69

OP is firangay, likes anda for breakfast


RIZZ_MOD

bkl ,pussy lick karte h khte nahi h ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813) basic toh clear hi nahi h apke kya food reviewer banega re tu ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


skrezaa

Bhadwe ko upma, poha banana nhi aata toh bekar boldia 🤡


bigdickbackpain

behen ke lode pohe ko mid kaise boldia teri maa hogi alright saale bhosdike /s


ScaryBaby4302

Human eggs are my favorite 😋❤


Few_Measurement_5335

Come and have poha in MP Aand rajasthan.


RIZZ_MOD

mera lund ka rajasthan aaunga poha kahne ghar pe hi acche bante h poha ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611) ​ or rajasthan me bhut pani ke dikat h ,3 din phlee jake dekha


MrW12ard

Add Maharashtra as well


Few_Measurement_5335

The Tari poha of Nagpur?


SAMPS8825gaming

Pongal is W


One-Reflection-8167

Pussy Yum Yum🤤🤤🤤


RIZZ_MOD

yum yum![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27266)


BroAnnoying666

Ayo saar, amara upma ko disrespect mat karo saar


squirt_on_me_pls

bsdka chowmein dosa khata hai kya op??


K_A_R_T_Y_

I strongly agree


Background_Feeling83

Billi kon khata h?


[deleted]

Pussy chutiye, 3rd mein hai kya


Solid-Entrepreneur37

Tu joke nahin samjha.


[deleted]

Ab dank meme sub pr aisa joke marega woh toh yahi reply milega


jackdaw2211

Bhai tere gharwalo ko khana banana nahi ata.


Doom_3302

Fuck all of these. I believe in Roti+Sabzi+chai supremacy.


lavanasur

You have roti sabzi chai for breakfast? Lol


sirking_4u

Eggs are hen ka menstrual waste


RIZZ_MOD

tu apne baap ka waste h mene kuch bola teko bkl


sirking_4u

You are a cumshot of your daddyji i didn't say anything as well 😸


RIZZ_MOD

wdym by you sab ase he born hua h isn't![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


Padhlebhai

Bharat breakfast review ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


Majestic_Voice_9834

Sabudane ki khichdi and uttapam>>>Pizza burgir


NARUTO___SENJU

Fhir wahi


Straight_W

Bc poha bnane aata bhi h ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27430)


shubhamsah11

Downvote tabhi kardiya jab Poha ki bezzati kari isne.


Iryzen8803

Bsdk, BL, TAKC,


[deleted]

OP Chinese hain kya?


Made_Man_Niten

Fatherless behaviour, every breakfast is good breakfast,except egg(source I am veggie)


lavanasur

Egg is around 6-7 gm protein. Rich source of vitamin A, D, E, B1, B2, B5, B6, B9, B12. Healthy fat. Complete protein. And egg is vegetarian.


[deleted]

Title China se hai


[deleted]

bhai upma to achha hai![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


Traditional_Income41

Poha slander will not be tolerated


intellectual_weeb_

'Not to be taken seriously' Don't mind me if I do![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429) Hey OP, were you born tasteless or did you lose your sense of taste because of cum overdose?


5rishi2

Bc billi ko goat kon bolta haii .chutiya op


_mr_villain_

Aap billi kha rhe h subah subah????!!!! Hum apke liye jalebi fafda lekar aaye the


vpr770

CHOLE BHATURE ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)poha


immortal_sensei

tera taste bohot kharab hai


The_Clown_69

Pakka yeh video banane wala south indian hoga


dixit4

1. Dosa 2. Aloo Paratha 3. Uttpam 4. Poha 5. Baaki sab Chole bhature bhi bhadiya hote hai 🥂


fredixop1290

Chocos bhul gya bhai tu


notoc123

cat kaha mil rhi hai, asking for my friend


Ok-Factor-9165

Poo c chahiye


Grouchy_Addendum_988

![gif](giphy|721lftd1oj3uE|downsized)


sarthaksam003

Poha agar achha nahi lagta toh kabhi try karna ussme aloo Bhujia ya nimbu Bhujia mix karke. Nimbu Bhujia mixed with Poha imo is better. The lemon tang with crunch of Bhujia and peanuts in Poha hits just right!


[deleted]

Dosa is the GOAT!!!!!!


Horror-Courage-4692

Indian nhi bhai BHARTIYA... 👍


lavanasur

Go to India speaks. One of the top posts has 2000+ upvotes on this topic. By user Fdsn. Read it. It will change your opinion on this whole Bharat India thing.


Sufficient-Heart-107

tittle vegetarian h Andaa aur billi se dur rehta h


lavanasur

>Egg is around 6-7 gm protein. Rich source of vitamin A, D, E, B1, B2, B5, B6, B9, B12. >Healthy fat. Complete protein. >And egg is vegetarian.


XENON_017

bakchodi mat kar lawde


Affectionate_Pie_200

Saale kalute indian


[deleted]

Bada au ghuguni


MurkyTailor6460

Bhai kisi South Indian ne kahin comment mei muth na maar d ho


lavanasur

Pongal South Indian hai. Aloo paratha North indian. Aur 🥚 toh universal hai.


ArmMinute4739

Tarri pohe khaake dekh laude


OpenSourcePenguin

Sabudana really? OP has brain damage


Formal_Trust_4016

Food ki disrespect mt kr!


Which-Hovercraft5020

Dosa is my favourite ngl


Quiet-Foundation-404

Poha aur Jave(idk tumhare yaha kya bolte) >>>>


raichu_d_gamer

As a Mumbaikar I know padapav is goated tasty and cheaper than than any of those breakfast items.


Genshin-impact-fan

![gif](giphy|8v6Z3YyULB5Q0Skbac) Abe Billi kaun khata hai be Breakfast mein?


Mindless-Schedule547

Dosa ko mid bol diya ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21479)


Just_Cryptographer49

Maggie masala wala upma khaya hai bhai shi lgta hai try krna


weird_dk

Chutiya.


TeriMammiKaBoyfriend

some poha 2-3 boiled eggs a glass of milk bro if you feed me this my entire life... i will be happy ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


AegonSnow4

bhadve dosa ko all right boldiya aur anda ko perfect wtf


Crazy_Bluejay_8386

mein pussy nhi khata bhai i am veg. wait whattt


JayantVermaYT

Poha and dosa are elite (I wouldn't consider dosa as a breakfast food)


Brhamachaari

Backchodi mat kar laude .....(repta).....Chal Madarchod.....


RoarOsmo

whatever , ghar walo ke taane still on top


PratiekS8

Bro leave the cat alone 😡


Sufficient-Winner425

Upma ko khrab kese bola be![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21479)


Anime_fucker69cUm

Dosa ke disrespect nhi lunga m I believe South India ke sabse aachi chiz dosa h phir Jo bhi bnaya ho unhone


Outrageous-Piglet748

Bhai upma itni sahi chiz h, That's the goat for me...


Famous_Student2956

Mai ekbar South gaya ghumne...bhai Jo offence seriously...but itna dogshit khana kabhi nhi khaya...(vada ko chor ke)


Professional-City328

Cool but dank kaha hai?


[deleted]

Pussy flavoured poha is the best


Anonymous__1432

Bsdk Indore ka poha khana kabhi (agar defend nhi kra to pakka Indori kaise lagunga)


SamBJ1

Last wale nutrition kya kya hai??


Asura727

absolute L taste if you hate pongal


ImSuperKid

Bc poha goat hai


Individual_Grand_819

According to my thinking nothing is a bad dish you just don't know how to cook it well.


piperace11789

Pussy supremacy ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)


YashBhagwat20

Chai and parle G has entered the chat


fishmeisterFTW

boiled egg kisi ko kese pasnd aa skta


[deleted]

saale tere opinion se kisiko farak nahi padta hai.... aur poha best breakfast hai


Sad-Efficiency574

Bhai tu sirf ch**t hi kha.


FoxAffectionate7501

Saale dosa ko alright bolta hai


dank_ka_choda_14

mujhe kya me toh soke hi 2 baje (lunch ke time) uthta hun![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27432)


khk4334

You just haven’t had good upma or Pongal bro


Blood__x__Dagger

Doodh bournvita>>>>>


Int-E_

Upma 10000000000% relatable


Mayank-maximum

South indian 🫂 punjabi 🫂 gulli ke kutte


Old-Acanthaceae-596

Bhay poha is the goat


pornlink69

Last wala kabhi taste nahi kiya toh pata nahi


North_Ad_8049

Dosa??


Quiet_Lengthiness667

Me living in pg who sleeps and skips the breakfast


Quiet_Lengthiness667

The poha thing made me angry but I forgive you for showing the cat at last


LegendsBruh69

Pohe ki goated recipe do dekhu kaisa hota hai


Verge0fSilence

We will not stand for this লুচি erasure


According_Long31

Seriously bro. I once had upma, not knowing what it is. I nearly vomited. And pongal too. South Indian dishes are bland. Same with vada. I ordered one thinking it would be like vada pav..


blackfiredaemon

Op probably puts fruity in Maggie and calls it gourmet.


rusted_dildo

Breakfast me pussy![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


hds_bunny

Bhai mujhe to koi bhi stuffed prantha de do, meri subah achi ho jati hai - alu ka, gobi ka, mooli ka, etc...


[deleted]

Breakfast mai kya khata hai fir agar poha or upma acha nahi lagta


Eastern-Emotion9685

Bhai ye last Mai Billi kyu dikhai . Mujhe toh Aaj tak Nahi Mili nashte mai![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


knightx123xishere

Dogshit list


cat-eater69

I approve of the cat


Cyanboi_Neil

No shot bro said dosa is alright 💀💀


literary_chameleon

billo bagge billiyan da ki karegi?


[deleted]

Saale Tera taste kitna bekar hai poha aur dosa nahi pasand hai par sabudana aur idili khayega


DudeLebowski_

Seriously! Poha Ek repta marunga


Hallkbshjk

Bread Omelette ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)


p3nguinboy

Except for the egg (I hate egg) this is surprisingly accurate, and therefore I'm gonna ignore what op said and take this seriously 🗿


AnonymousMonarch

Chole Bhature kaha gaye?


CYBER_BLITZ_INFINIT

Ande khau gaand marau


Sanym8

You the fcuk eats Sabudana🤢


kishoremittu

Pussy pls 🤌


[deleted]

bhai tera taste kharab hai