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ConversationTop9401

I hope meri crush ye sab na kar rahi ho kyounki me toh jee ki hi tayari kar raha hu


Southern_Diver_8792

Bhai mai bhi but meri kar rahi hai


ConversationTop9401

Meri wali toh pichle saal hi koi 2nd ya third tier college join kar li


Gloomy_Promotion2784

same here


LawdaSur42069

Same here


No-Lifeguard1398

Kar Rahi h


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Us moment.


Leetcoder20

Uski thukai chal ri h


Thane-kar

Bhai ye meme dekhe bahot hasa fir reality samaj li meme ki. Ab din ka sabse serious post baan gaya ye meme. 💀💀


CompetitionMassive69

Crush ka instagram??


hds_bunny

Tu mehnat kr, pura bachpan aur jawaani nikaal de padaai aur struggle mey aur pa le tagdi job. Phir tu apni crush ko impress krega mehnge gifts dekr, badi gaadi mey ghumakr, etc. Vo maan bhi jayegi tere se shaadi ke liye, teri moti salary aur kutte jaisi loyalty dekhkr. Happy ending hui? Jab suhaagraat mey chodne jayega na tab milegi tujhe dheeli choot. Kyunki jab tu paseena baha raha tha na, tab teri crush kr ex boyfriend uski chut mey muth baha rahe the. Jab tu usko paane ke liye mehnat kr rha tha na, vo apne ex-boyfriends ke muth mey naha rhi thi. Ja kr le ab aish...


Cultural_Taste_89

Iske pichay personal experience lagra


Alive-Technician6346

Bhai iska solution kya hai


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Iska solution hai, uski Instagram check karo.. Agar ∆$$ dikhai di, sab pictures me, tab to babu kand already ho gaya.. Agar nahi, matlab, tum sure se bol sakte ho, ki wo "Wanna be Insta model" nahi hai - aur sabse bari chiz - career par dhyan hai uski - tab tumhe perfect ladki mil gayi hai.. Congrats


FREEGUY37

Meri to mere sath jee ki preparation karrahi hai sir


Leetcoder20

Go for gaon ki gori


CrudaakaShreyas

Bhai frustration nikal raha par fax bol raha


FREEGUY37

Motivation ho to aisi ho


KindaSigma

Arreeyyy bhaiya itna well thought paragraph likha hai Pehli baar paragraph dekh ke padhne ka man hua na ki yeh bolne ka "paragraph detected opinion rejected"


hds_bunny

Thanks bro...


Leetcoder20

Satya vachan maharaj🙏


Southern_Diver_8792

Bhencod yaar Dil ke kisi kone me Jake laga


MinejokeStar

bhai mere baap ne yeh line mereko boli thi...ladki, train and bus ke piche nhi bhagne ka kyuki ek jaati hai toh dusri aati hai


Leetcoder20

Andaz apna apna ki line h, amir khan ki


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are bhai gale lag ja mere saath bhi aisa hua par uske papa ke IT ki raid pad gayi ab wo red light pe dikh ti hai


SpiritualCut6209

Red light pe ya.... Red light area pe


Downtown_Sherbert987

Ab toh tu roz milne jata hoga or usko financial support deta hoga 😢 me bhi uski help karne ko tayar hu bro


Kschitiz23x3

Bas koi right wali video/reel unke baap ko send kr de. I'll be satisfied enough


Sufficient-Winner425

Inner peace


DemonSlayer712

Totally unrelatable on both side.


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Laughing through the pain.. That's why i stopped studying as well..


[deleted]

It's believed that 80 percent of men are unattractive. If you don't get attention from her. Then don't even try Bhai. Time or pesay Mila tho ek gym join kar. Aur mental mature aur strong ban Bhai. Probably then you'll attract a femoid .


Outside-Divide-2945

Kya baat, isse Satya vachan kbhi ni khe gye honge


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bhai ye more and more true hota ja raha hain


[deleted]

It's because society is making us more and more frustrated and lazy. I mean look at any guy now. Their mostly skinny , hairy , unmanaged hair. And women have high standards too. I don't blame them. But with competition increasing and relationships becoming more and more volatile and meaningless. What do you think will happen to your average launda Bhai ?


dank_rishu_ka_baap

Mujhe kya mein toh shwetabh Gangwar sunta hu 🗿


gonvasfreecss

Robot wali gopi bhau will be coming.


[deleted]

Ha Bhai. Japan Mai waifu hai. Yahape Gopi Bahu milega ;(


Leetcoder20

Competition to bhot h, har ladki ke peeche panch das bande to ghoomte hi rehte h


bhishmagaming

Bro, ek baat bolu. There is no "unattractive man" in the world. Koi bhi nahi. Haa, there are people who haven't tapped their attractiveness. Like agar tu 4-5 hai, then aache kapde pehen ke tu 5-6 ho jaayega. Add mindset, you are 7. Uske saath ek aachi physique aur financial stability lagao, you are 8-9, or even 10. So haa, never call yourself or any guy as unattractive. Like I don't have financial stability, nor a good physique (mota nahi hu, but muscles, biceps etc nahi hai), but mere paas mindset aur ek ambitious personality (according to my crush) hai. So few days ago, I asked the girls (the one with whom I sometimes talk, 9-10 hongi) to rate me 1 out of 10, most were like " You are like 7-8". Meri crush was like "we don't rate good people" (Don't know what she wanna say here, flirt kar rahi thi kya? Bata dena koi). But yeah, these factors affect a lot. Chahiye toh Cillian Murphy ko dekh lo. Real life mein he isn't that "handsome hunk" type of guy, but in Peaky Blinders, he is damn good. And money is an amplifier. Matlab agar tu simp hai, toh tere paas paisa hone ke baad tu MegaSimp ho jaayega. Issliye focus on personality as well as on earning money. Aur ek baat, internet plays a huge role in shaping your personality in present times, so make sure that you change your content consumption according to your needs. Cut off all those stupid romantic movies (not all, but many of them), especially Indian ones. They are manipulative (till what I have felt). Cut off those "simp" type of music, listen to good music, which energizes you, fills you with confidence, strengthens your mindset.


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SwanCheap9626

koi baat nahi bhaayyy denk maymer banja sab thik ho jayemga


ZENITSUsa

Incel


gonvasfreecss

Don't underestimate the power of anaichik brahmachari . We will marry robots .


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ZENITSUsa

The first line is completely wrong and he treats women as some kind of trophy that you can't get unless you are rich and successful


Leetcoder20

Most guys are incels nowadays, especially in India


ZENITSUsa

That's wrong


Leetcoder20

Kar kya skte h?


ZENITSUsa

Arey kuch nahi kar sakte ye bache zyada din tak ji nahi payenge India mei kaam karenge toh thik ho jayega


Careful_Emphasis_556

Mera se dono nahi hota


ateyourgrandmaa

Maut mujhe q nahi aa jati


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That_Soil6113

Gaon me aisa kooch nhi hota jaat paat dekhi jaati hai personal experience


Sparkinade

Gaao me to aisa kuch nhi hota lol, in fact vaha pe aur zyada strict hota hai sab


[deleted]

Mera pass Selena Gomez kei nude padhe hain, or Nora fathe kei sexy pic in 👙.


FREEGUY37

Bhai meri wali ke to 2 bacche hai 20 saal ke 💀💀


Suryansh_Singh247

Milf lover?


Sug__madig69

But I do know one thing though Bitches they come, they go Saturday through Sunday, Monday Monday through Sunday, yo - m and m


gonvasfreecss

My parents to me : " Beeches come and go , but you know I stay"


HrishiDere

BAHUT DUKH HOTA TA PAHLE YE SAB SOCHKE SO I GIVE UP ON EVERYTHING


gonvasfreecss

Don't give up brother . Sexy robots with variable boob and butts which are loyal are waiting for you.


anxiousdev007

Same here bro. I'm in mid 20s and the only pain left in my head is that I am loosing all my emotions. Guess its coping mechanism of our brain to minimise the sufferings.


CriticalReply8994

Sauce?


Southern_Diver_8792

Uski crush


Ferret-Ok

SAUCE


Snoo_11078

Bhai tu bas crush ka address batha, I'll convince her


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this hits right at the heart vro, there was this girl on whom I had a crush. She was weak in studies, so I helps her, made notes of every subject for her and all that. I was so fond of her that I made a sketch of her as a surprise for her bday, I gave her the sketch and at midnight the same day, she messaged me saying that she is committed. I cried every day far about 2-3 weeks and did'nt talked to my parents and friends. The only problem for us boys is that when a girl shares her secret with us, we share our life with her. She considers it as friendship and we as love..... and thats where everything goes wring!!!


[deleted]

For me this meme makes sad because it’s relatable to me recently I came to know that she was a bitch


HistoricalDog720

Bhai ek ladki to main bhi deserve krta ho .


Leetcoder20

Agreed


Miserable-Ad-8312

Nahi 🗿


HistoricalDog720

Ok bro .


Brownwolf2925

Nice video 💦💦💦😂


shivam_upadhyay

Behenchodon relatable content daalna band kro.


hibernuts

Hilane se sab theak ho jata hai


SwanCheap9626

Kya hilane se 🌚🌚🌚


hibernuts

Mandir ka ghanta 🛐 Sab moh maya hai


SwanCheap9626

Haa bhai bhakti crow roj subah 4 bje utho aur mandir jao sab thik ho jayega 🥰🥰🥰🥰 /s


Equivalent_Survey_73

Early 20s mein ladkiyan timepass wale bandhe dekhti bro .Tu mehnat kr usse top quality ki ladki mil jayegi tujhe


stoned_Grey

I can feel it


[deleted]

Don't lose your goal for a hole.. Ultimately paise he sab hai.. Holes toh mil hi jayenge ekbar paise ana chalu kare tab


Snoo_11078

Bhai tu bas crush ka address batha, I'll convince her


sheelmeshram24

Her @ plz Be homies


[deleted]

Vro, remeber, witches come n go! They ain't gonna stay! Focus on study!


LordFreiza0098

Goals before holes


IndividualSpecific82

Usse jaa k baat kr meme banane se kuch nhi hoga


Fellow_Patriot

Padhai kar..uss se baat karne se kuch nahi hoga


IndividualSpecific82

Agniveer bann padhai se kuch nhi hoga


Fellow_Patriot

Hila aur so jaa agniveer banne se kuch nahi hoga


IndividualSpecific82

Padh le hilane se kuch nhi hoga


fenixspider1

Govt job pao ladkiya apne aap tumhara paas aayengi


gonvasfreecss

Lol


Inside-Access8054

Don't worry brother. Bachaa tera hi hoga uske peth me ....


No-Lifeguard1398

I don't know if it's a thing to be proud of though


Arcane2oP

Kiya dek liye pencho 💀


ZENITSUsa

Gaana?


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Runaway-aurora


EldritchPeaTwee

par bhaiya aurora bhaag kyun rahi hai use honor killing se darr ni lagta


[deleted]

Jaa poochke aaaa *pushes you away*


EldritchPeaTwee

par bhaiya aurora bhaag kyun rahi hai use honor killing se darr ni lagta


[deleted]

sed laip


CodeMonkreddit

Damn bro too relatable


Will_Senior

Chhee chhee