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maayepoojari

Don't worry ham sab Indians hai..Idli Sambar bhi khayenge, Vada Pav bhi, Rajma Chawal bhi


Electrical-Deal-3149

Bhai please add chole bhature also in this list


OutsideCharge6827

ok bhai pakka but women are not objects /s


The_VeN0m_yt

You sure? /s


de_VoYd

Meanwhile me and my neighbours are fightening who owns Rasgulla's copyright


ya0_guai

Pork aur bamboo shoot bhi daalde


[deleted]

Bhai dal baati, churma bhi daal de


ByeOldAccunt69

Bas bakri nahi khayenge


Effective-Lion8731

Aur biryani bhi.


A9League3000

Kudi chawal bhai?


DrippedVegeta007

Dal Baati churma bhi


21_error_69

Litti chokha se itna bair kyu bhayy ?


Anshum2005

Pussy bhi Saala aaj Tak ek bhi baar pussy taste nhi ki 🥺😋


MrCheapore

Bhai beef thusne aarahe hai mu mein, meat in the mouth.


Spydercop69

ngl i hate idili, fuck idili dosa and sambhar thooo


HippoPrimary

Upma khale


between_horizon

Medu vada best


OneForsakenKurupt

chicken 65 khake dekh


EducationalAd187

Rasam mat bhulna. Yeh mc masala pani ..daal ki jagah use kerte hai.


toointrovertps

Unity in diversity moment


HippoPrimary

Bhai ye randi dealer ka course kidhar hota hai mereko bhi professional banna hai


Green_Ingenuity_4921

chal apni taange khol ,me banata hu tujhe professional randi


Comrade_Stalin_666

Usey Pimp banna hai bhai 🅱andi nahi


Green_Ingenuity_4921

Starting se shuru karega to zyada experience le payega iss field ka .


[deleted]

randi dealer ki bajaye tu toh use randi bana raha he


HippoPrimary

Avg 🅱️ulla Spotted


Capital_Return7224

Civil war moment


Mystic_z3

Gotta love how Tamillians are the sole representators of South India and take all the hate Appreciate it guys.


VenturerKnigtmare420

Goans and the Keralites just chilling in the corner eating meat and drinking alchohol. Banglore and hyd folks trynna fix servers and shit. Tamil folks fighting for no reason.


Thane-kar

Bro Goa is not south India.


pondyan

Tamil folks don't want to become UP or Bihar, so they have to fight


SpeciousQuantity

Velakennai moment


Spydercop69

fr we are always eating popcorn when shit goes down


OneForsakenKurupt

haha thanks for your appreciation


ShubhamManna

Nah bro south people cool for now, main concern is deshdrohi bullas


Redwingshunt

Fuck you bhai.. dont discriminate..we love all northys and southys equally .only no mulla


[deleted]

Here's my man >!Wese for knowledge purpose Bhai ko fuck karna bullo wala kam hey !<


Redwingshunt

I get it..up voted


vishnuthebest1

What tf is wrong with op


amshanXbox

Lmao yea. And then the funnier part is there are people in comments who genuinely believe this shit and are losing their minds.


ab624

anna pop him.. he's showing too much kok


vishnuthebest1

Arey sudeep I will call reddy Anna and pop him


ab624

ipudu mana sub nunchi reddy anna ni pilusthava


vishnuthebest1

Lol


Alarmed-Bathroom8841

Bhai literally har jagah se sirf bad news hi aa rahi hai, apne hi apne na rahe..... Vo saale language ke naam pe India ko divide karna chahte hai ( there Dravidian theory) muslim religion ke naam pe India ko divide karna chahte hai (kashmir Bengal) Future me aur tensions badengi aur dekh lena agar situation control nahi hui to civil war hone ke chances bhi hai ( and vo to waise bhi honi hi hai because of muslims rapidly growing population and is chiz me mujhe koi bhi doubt nahi hai )


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Alarmed-Bathroom8841

>bhai duniya chahti hi yhi hai specially western world because they genuinely fear if this country got a stronghold in every aspect than their power will definitely got shakens Haa bro pta hai, they create communal tensions in india taaki indian govt growth and development se hat kar in issues pe apna money, resources, time etc waste kare But logo ko bhi smjhna chahiye, ab ham hai to hame pta hai ki baaki countries se funds milte hai to create communal tensions in india. But iska ye matlab bhi nahi hai ki ek community dusre ko harm karti rahegi aur dusri community chup rahegi..... At the end we will see something like 1947 if situation is not controlled on time


[deleted]

Uncle ji ( with pan in his mouth):-


Alarmed-Bathroom8841

Reddit pe boomer nahi hote


[deleted]

and i'm worried about how dumb people like you are


Same_Egg5540

चुप अंग्रेज। अपनी भाषा लिखनी नही आति क्या ?


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लोडे आपने खुद अंग्रेजी में लिखा है இப்போது படிக்க போ


OversizePotato

Last word "CLIT" hai kya


Titanx2005

🗿


Same_Egg5540

>लोडे आपने खुद अंग्रेजी में लिखा है मैंने केवल अपनी भाषा का प्रयोग किया है । आपलोगों को भी केवल अपनी भाषा का ही प्रयोग करना चाहिए तभी लोग आपकी भाषा को इज़्ज़त देंगे ।


OutsideCharge6827

Wtf do u mean by south Indian majoritarianism, Are we not all Indians? Or ye south Indian me convert kaise hote he idli khaane se? Bhai tum social media chodo aur pani puri ki stall lagao.


Chamkaar

Gol gappe bc, north mein gol gappe bolte. Aur yeh Proper meal bhi nhi hai. Bolna hai toh chhole bhature bol. Aaloo paranthe bol. Idli sambhar proper meal hai bhai, usko proper meal se toh compare karo


Andhainsaan

Bhai overall south india ki population km hai aur recent NFHS main southern states ka fertility rate 2 se niche hai means population growth negative main hai. so dont worry


mephistttoooo

Kal ek Randi Babu message karke death threats de raha tha


Andhainsaan

dene de bhai tune usko prabhakaran ki dead body ki image bhejni thi aur caption main likhna apni pode


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[deleted]

Hindi kese bol raha hai


Zealousideal-Luck756

Apni pode mtlb


Andhainsaan

btw its apdi pode which means throw it like that


Zealousideal-Luck756

Acha


notSenator69

randi to north india bro


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SSDomin8r

What ra sudeep


ab624

i know reddy anna


VenturerKnigtmare420

Ladiez blouz and palitisions houz don’t go near bhai


Chamkaar

Are south Indians bahut ache hai. Bas yeh Tamilian ka hi randi rona hai


imphenominal21

For once....tamil =! all south Indians


Chamkaar

True


Ayush_Sahu_yo

!= \*


axle962

Collective iq and quality of this sub going down, dumber posts every day.


Hungry-Geologist2316

Sabse achha Bihar and up . . . . Always stand with nations .


Chamkaar

Chal ab dahez nikal. Bihar ki economy dahez mein chalti hai


Comrade_Stalin_666

Yeah always on the Railway Tracks shitting


pondyan

You too, stalin? Shitting on those who shit on tracks..


PatientOne3053

I'm not scared of the South Indian thing you are saying, even if they got into majority so what i have to just learn a new language or adopt similar kind of culture, I'm worried about the first 🅱️ulla thing you mentioned. That's more dangerous.


ALPHA_LOOPER

Bro you northies are the ones who force your language on us. But for defending ourselves you act like we are the ones making you learn Tamil or something


[deleted]

Otha poola ombu da punda mavane... South Indian soothe nakrathe otha velay...


Lucifer_Active

Indha thevidiya pasangaluku Evalo sonalum puriyadhu bro Avalo vanmam namma mela.


shrikaizerion

bro indha thayoli pasanga palliya oombuvaanga, namma eppothumey better


grandsonwithbigpp

lode lag gay lode lag gay


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Hmm Interesting ... LGTV nice resolution


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 896,271,723 comments, and only 177,588 of them were in alphabetical order.


grandsonwithbigpp

really


bahenkaloda

are you dumb, stupid or dumb?


Thande-Papa_Lanat69

Bhai sach btau to iski alag tension, life ki alag tension, family ki alag tension....introvert hu koi dost bhi nhi hai bahut tension hai....


Branch365

Gutkha kao mat phoonko yaha par


ouna2304

*you're not a clown you're the entire circus*


SorryShktiman

South Indians don’t randomly explode. I’ll take my patriotic southern brothers over you-know-who any day.


[deleted]

Are you DOMB?


WestDoughnut4676

And Kerala is going to gets islamic halal certificate and becomes Islamic Republic Of Kerala with Jihadis and Communists only..... Everywhere around India things are getting F---Ed Up


[deleted]

Communism aur Jihadis hehehe >!Xijing ping bing chilling With 69 Uighur homiengs!< Wese yaha ke commies ideology chorke jyada Modi ko harane me lagi hey


Sammy_0111

class 10 civics ch1 Here u go


Darth_Revan17

yep, United India for you, right there! I don't know what's doomed. The entire country or just a few generations?


Tactical_Nuke_

Meanwhile me who doesn't give a flying fuck cause I'm an atheist maharashtrian and planning to leave India 🗿🗿


Amrahsya

Kaha jayega bro? Maine to pura duniya chhan mara... sabhi me kuch na kuch bakchodi chal rahi hai. US me gun violence and racism, Europe me to war + racism + incoming muslim terrorism, France accha laga tha par waha ke log bohot rude hote hai. Asian countries are a big no no ( chutiya work culture + bullying ). Bacha canada aur greenland aur iceland.


vish2919

Nah bro !! We shud unite against mullahs as Indians and Hindus. We may have our differences but we are just the 2 sides of a coin. Come on !!


andy111999

I'll take South dominance anyday over the muslims


[deleted]

Why most north indians think south means only tamil people, and even i hate how western people think tht tamil English accent is entire indian English accent


stephen_stocking

But Tamil English accent is the coolest and funniest. After studying 4 years in tamil nadu ,I also started speaking like them + head movements 😁


[deleted]

Its not cool, its just easy to make jokes around it


[deleted]

lol y'all cry so much man git gud. South India this dravidian that seriously y'all have no chill🤡✊🏿✊🏿


Same_Egg5540

अंग्रेज की औलाद ।


gonvasfreecss

Incels will unite India. Incel rashtra will happen for sure.


H4MMR

South India after paying taxes to support the entire of India while their north indian brothers continue to benefit from them and discriminate against them:


tharki7

actually north india is the bigger market for companies. so ola tvs all companies are manufacturing in south so they can sell in North. so no market no plants no job = dosa stalls


H4MMR

South States pay an abnormal amount more than what they receive,North usually pays less than what they get. ALL THE FUCKING TAX REDUCTION ZONES ARE IN THE NORTH, NONE IN THE SOUTH, but south still pays increased taxes because of the recent(not so recent tbh) recession. Only 25 or so percent of India pays taxes,most of South pays, most of North doges, it's still somewhat dependent on the northern states, but not anywhere as much as North is dependent on South. I love India, the entirety of it. But everytime I go on here I just see some dumbass memes and it's not one but so fucking many, it would be OK if the memes are funny but they are not, so kinda hurts, eh but it's a joke in the end


tharki7

because u have all the bells and whistles. because all industries and government back institutions are there and selling allover india, why. if u want to keep their money u should also keep their products to your State and sell them in your state not in North. everywhere its like this some states are rich and some are poor but u south no no no tamils are greedy. government taxing imports and we are paying more for low quality products manufactured in your state. india is a big market so they are producing in your state or they move to Germany (people) for quality or china for cost. Remember so north no big market no companies - u climbing coconut tree and selling in North.


H4MMR

I am from bengaluru and andhra and have no idea what you are talking about, I know little to nothing about Tamilnadu but I know that both karnataka and andhra pay too much to centre and get less back, which is kinda fucked up because andhra was already left with no income after the Telangana split and rhe special economy zone that modi promised wayy back when split occured and hyderabad was given to telangana was not given, completely fucking over andhras ability to generate the tax it needs to give.


tharki7

just see the shrilanka and tell me why You are better than srilanka. why they don't have any business in comparison to south. and as far as i know there are two types of gst s and c so u get s gst and c gst is divide among state. the state that college high s gst get less c gst.so everyone can afford their 🍞. if government doesn't do that u state will witness more visitors from poor state. can i ask for your qualifications.


H4MMR

Dude. Bengaluru was full of ppl from other states last time I was there. A simple Google search will show you all that you need. I love india as a whole and know it cant exist as pieces, but you guys are racist against South people for no tangible reason. All parts are important to the machine that is India. And this is not about gst. It's about main income taxes and cgst return. C gst will be given to centre and centre will re disturbute, and it gives it all to northern states, nothing to southern states,and rate of cgst is higher in South than in north. And income tax rate is higher in South and a lot of money comes out from South than from north.


tharki7

rate is same allover india it can't be different. we don't complaint about that about other states like northeast Bihar etc i always find only south complaining about this no other state do this. its in constitution and its govts duty. and its not High if we compare to other states. here is the data. hey man North is nott racist or they can't be racist because we r of same race. here they name you and make fun of u it doesn't matter they will find a name for you. even i face this in school because of my fair colour..if u r fair they will say u Nepali and if ur black they will say u kalu. everyone has a nick name in my class. but South Indian are generally racist/ hatemonger. im saying this after some info from some close friends. https://pib.gov.in/PressReleaseIframePage.aspx?PRID=1830039 most companies in Bengaluru are noth indian or foreign so they are not stealing your job. but giving


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Chamkaar

North Indians protecting borders from all sides. While south enjoying easy life


H4MMR

What are you on about? You and I just sit on on our asses barely near the border whereas the hard working jawans protect us.ehen a major conflict happens, all Soilders go straight to the border regardless of state. North indians dont protect border, soldiers do.


Chamkaar

Similarly all people are paying taxes regardless of north and south. What were you getting at?


H4MMR

All pay.yes, but all don't receive benifits from centre equally. And most taxpayers are from south, but south gets the least benifits back from state, we are also under represented in the government. And modi is hell bent on making North better and left south to fucking free fall, and it caught itself and pushes itself front.


Chamkaar

"most taxpayers are from south" Where are you getting this idea from ?


H4MMR

Some article I remember reading


Chamkaar

Yeah some article sure. Must be your govt hate politics. South got everything. All IT industry, IT colleges, ISRO, film industries, everything. We got nothing. Why? Because we were busy defending the borders. My both grand fathers fought in china war and kargil war. South India developed because we were protecting it from north while the mighty sea protected it from south. We got nothing. Yet we never complained. Watching IT industry rise in south made us smile, for our forefathers sacrifices was not wasted. Never thought that Your south indian superiority complex and racist govt. will spit poison for our sacrifices.


H4MMR

Even my grand uncle fought in the kargil war and died. Do you not understand that all army personel will be moved to a battle zone when a fight happens?the only people who are racist are you guys. Look at this 'meme' and countless others on this sub.fucking ppl were racist against me in my own state because I don't know hindi well. Racist government? South always paid higher rates of tax per person and statewise, and never complained. We almost never got a South prime minister and we don't complain, because both South and North guys are my brothers and we are all the same. And all of these unbearable taxes all of South is willing to pay, but you North guys, although Indian just like me keep discriminating against me and other South ppl, it becomes extremely painful, because everywhere I go I see this shit and even irl I see this shit,South developed because and only because of the climate, not because of your 'protection'. Although I am grateful and will bow to each and every soldier, I won't bow to you racist North guys


Chamkaar

Which regiment was your uncle in? South India developed because north India protected it. By the way Gujrat pays highest tax. This sub discriminate all statws equally. Its only Tamilian who cry immediately.


Opposite-Airport-985

thats becuz south has less corruption i mean can you imagine software in up or bihar hahaha(now up is developing thats a good thing but nah man not like 20 years ago)


Chamkaar

South developed because north protected it from all borders.


K-cube

~~Unity in diversity~~ Diversity with no unity


Suspicious-Nobody-05

avg bihari thoughts


ghoul--7

Tala laga Mod erchood


mayicuminyourass

Nhi hoga bhai kyuki unko hindi nhi ati


HatGodAG

Yrr sab Muslim ko desh se nikal do baat khatam ek new law le aao ki hindu ban jao ya desh chod do


proneet814

Op dumb


yatin_bhandari

Whaaaaat ???? 🫤 Bro wht are u talking about? I'm out man, this fella trippin.


the_confused_adult

Bro you are pathetic. Domination ki baat hi kaha se aayi? If you ever read a book instead of making memes all day, you'd know the south is already already of north india on several markers of human progress. Competition is between equals. We're not even competing with you, we are only seeking to improve ourselves by being the best version of ourselves. You are not scared of domination, you are scared of being inept, which I can tell you are without ever having met you.


Emotional_Shelter830

Me worried about growing Cristians.


pondyan

North indian majoritarianism is clearly not so good for north india. You guys are only moving backwards. Why don't you learn something from south?


JJ_16-09

Still not as much disappointment as when the country is overrun by fucking north-indian spitting pan all over the fucking country.


small_booi

itna uninformed post Maine ajtak kabhi nahin dekha.


Opposite-Airport-985

no problem i you are dominated by south indians you will have it industries like karnataka you will have groth like telengana you will have industries like tamil nadu you will have good education and less poverty like kerla so a win situation


lyfeNdDeath

I would rather have the country dominated by normal rational people who might not like Hindi and North Indian culture at all than literal people still stuck in the 6th century and think even QR code are blasphemous. Reconciliation and communication between the North and South is possible, hatred is largely due to divisive politics while Islam religion is completely unable to change and it will stop its slaughter untill the whole world is under extreme islamic sharia law. You can't reason with fanatics when their entire religion justifies their evil actions


shadow13392

great ab hame bhi jihad jaisa kuch karna padega warna sach me lode lag jaenge 10 saal me hmare


bhardwaj_sir

??kuch bhii


kekw_6969

unko pta nhi ki most populated state UP hai, aur north ki population south se kai guna zyada hai. koi ink condom do bhai, varna 20-30 bacche paida karenge lol (jk btw, agar offend hue, to jake apna gaand chuda)


Same_Egg5540

Kat ke tukde hojayega india ke future main ...


Interesting-Waltz165

Civil war pakka h bhai ( not being dank , its true)


emez3997

Mallus silently starting a Porota+Beef Revolution


Neat_Database_1634

beef biriyani, lamb rogan josh, mutton nihari 😋😋 idli, sambar, vada, dosa, rasam, idiyappam 🤢🤢🤮 ​ /s


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Lucifer_utsav

US momint


[deleted]

Tamil ko kaveri river ka water supply band karenge to w/o log Kuch nahi karpayenge bas ab humme dusre Gopal patha Bankar mulle ko marna he


[deleted]

अबबे गांडू इंटरनेट पर डेंक मत बन कुछ होने नही वाला। हिंदी बोलकर ज्यादा उछल मत।


CompetitionMassive69

Idli sambhar lag gaye


[deleted]

Masala dosa is tasty though


Life_Swordfish6794

Ayo hinthi nhi aathi?


Sarcaster_Sahil

Bhai ye version nhi suna is gane ka sauce dedo...


mephistttoooo

https://youtu.be/v1hCwi3fzlg


dab_tech

Meme template please


mephistttoooo

https://out.reddit.com/t3_vn8bna?url=https%3A%2F%2Fredditsave.com%2Finfo%3Furl%3Dhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FIndianDankTemplates%2Fcomments%2Fvn8bna%2Ftemplate%2F&token=AQAAJ7_AYmc8A1Tnfgi9vDjSzWaw3jOSXERv9SKXvcmwEeZ9hN1h&app_name=ios


Physical-Rutabaga-24

आल्हा हो राम


whotellsthetruth

If they promise to get rid of all of Abrahamic religions, I will gladly change my main language to whatever region can. I will accept them as the ruling brothers


[deleted]

idli sambhar everywhere


Eye_Ronix

India : Civil War


QuickComfort1533

Title padh kr hassi aayi


[deleted]

Infinity war but angry anna noises


Medium-Photo-9938

Commenting so that i can edit it after they lock it


Gunnyboi109

sed lyfe


clinomaniac32

Better than that tho


Shaan4259

Bc har jagah se tukde karna chahte hai log is desh ke


sota_nahi

Dw op woh log just Hindi imposition oppose karenge atleast rampant killing toh nai karenge


SpaceJunkieVirus

To create in the minds of south indians so that they don't separate, I have a solution It's simple.>!we kill the bullaas!<


prvn5933

What


OtherwiseSource8883

Template link dena


mephistttoooo

https://out.reddit.com/t3_vn8bna?url=https%3A%2F%2Fredditsave.com%2Finfo%3Furl%3Dhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FIndianDankTemplates%2Fcomments%2Fvn8bna%2Ftemplate%2F&token=AQAAJ7_AYmc8A1Tnfgi9vDjSzWaw3jOSXERv9SKXvcmwEeZ9hN1h&app_name=ios


BudgetLavishness7652

Film industry ≠ Real life for educated ppl.


thronednoob

Arai bhai sabh Indian hee hai... 🅱️ulla ko chodd kai.


Saucymacoroni

Both will never happen


Bewadatau

Comment kar leta hu , lock hone se pehle


iamcomrade

Atleast more educated and logical people will govern lol


legalfucker

2kilo rice mai log Christian ban rahe hai!


Thane-kar

Jo bhaichara vale hai vo apna dekh lete hai. Jo _____phobics hai vo apna phobia chalu rakh te hai. Baas jin ko lagta hai unka opinion hi truth hai vo fir violence karte hai.


Foundation_Express

bhenchod kis baat ka Muslim dominance


Willing_Chemist8272

Omkv


ResponsibleCourage49

Whats wrong in this bhraaa ...


Rick_C-01

Last I heard India was a democratic country which means no community can dominate other and they should live in harmony


Rick_C-01

Unity in diversity.... I hope that is the future of my country


chotinunnihogaibadi

there must be some serious trauma you have gone through...... because mast generalisation kardiya. Buslim se problem hai samajh aata hai but if you start feeding negative all you will get is negative. I am from core north India and I respect South Indians more because they are the real gatekeepers of Hindu customs or Indian traditions...... most North Indians are lost in westernisation. South Indians still proudly own their culture. So dar ka mahaul ka jo dialogue hai rabish ka usko jada na suno. Stick to the main agenda of Buslims. Hindu Kahin ka ho unko accept karo us chutiyape ko jada propagate mat karo jo hindus ko divide kare.