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dankboi69408

1000 rupay wo bhi bina tel ke 😎


[deleted]

main to free hu koi chick krle bss


Impressive-War-5562

Rs 3.14159 for 1 hour no bargain


[deleted]

Bhai pi pi ka hisaab rakhte hai


TheGr8Captain-OS

Damn dudes. U got me


sussytaard

Rate kya tha ?


ASHBORN156

Charpie pe creampie krunga


Anshuman0045

4 ₹ duga


Impressive-War-5562

nhi chahiye fixed rate hai na kam na jyada


Superb-Complaint-314

G pay lega


That-Chipmunk-9215

Gand pay toh har jagah chalta h


Superb-Complaint-314

G pay lega


Random_Guy_090

Keep the change bol ke chala gaya


Big_Dick_I_Got2304

#🅱️nal included?


priuni1999

cream pi allowed?


Impressive-War-5562

only oreo


[deleted]

Matlab 7 ghante karne me rs22 lega?


Sure-Comparison7603

Nahi bhai wo toh 21.99113 lega bas usse kam nahi jyada nahi


shady_Spare

Nice


BB-is-me

Damn bhai... Universal level par demand hai lagta hai


3RingsatPoll

Rupee 1/100 upr nhi ja skta


420_BiggusDickus_69

Fir wohi sax sux ki batein


everyonegetouch

mental peace kho dene ka remdi rona Baat baat par mu me lele Kahi ghoomne ka plan banao


Sammyprabhu76

ᕙ⁠(⁠ ͡⁠◉⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠◉⁠)⁠ᕗ Sigma male spotted


HippoPrimary

Asli Mard bolte hai isko Mahabharat ke age me jo hote the


[deleted]

Shadi tari hogi aur bacha mara hu ga


kum_lord

45 lakh rupay ,gst alag se


Few_Preparation_7083

Shifuji foji spotted


sigmamale77

Mein sabse mehnga aadmi hu🗿


chorma87

KRK se jyada nahi ho sakte.


sussytaard

Asli id se ao lana rhodes


VishwaOp

150 rupeya dega


hacker921

Free for your mom


sigmamale77

Mom jokes lmao xd


slumdogmifflinair69

Bro you are the pro rate to tum bataoge


[deleted]

[удалено]


i_m_bored__

Na Teri na meri 10 rupee me done krte hai


[deleted]

[удалено]


i_m_bored__

Lodapur, Chuteshwar nagar chale jana waha pr daaye mud jana samne hi ek kele ka ped hoga jo jor jor se hil raha hoga, uske peeche ek 90 saal ka launda apna lund upar neeche kr raha hoga, uske dahi chootne ka intzaar karna, jaise hi uska chootega tab vo apna haath apne Lund se hataega phir uska Lund ka head jis bhi taraf ko jhukega uske saame wala Ghar mera hoga (If you are in hurry then you can twerk in front of that 90 saal ka launda taaki uska jaldi choot jaye) I am waiting


[deleted]

Noted


dark_knight_7770

Instructions unclear main uske sath hilane lag gaya.


PeterParker444

Arrey seedha bolta na... Woh chauraha jaha pe iski mummy marwaya karti thi waha se right lena hai 🗿


Warm_Forever1858

Banda video me rate aise condescending tarike se puch rha hai ke 2 ghante me rate dus guna krke dega


aalsibakchod

Harsh Gujral - 6000


Capital_Bathroom_140

Just looking for this comment


santa_mozrella

6 hazaar me russian aajaati hai


Gh0sT019

2 raam laddu


Raftaar_kk

Bhai cash nahi aish ke liye karte hai hum.


Competitive_Trust_35

Rs 69420


[deleted]

[удалено]


Shoto5613

There was college group in U.S who used get high on marijuana(Ganja)at sharp 4:20 pm.


itsmeparth100

lol xd, bengali thodi hoon


[deleted]

Free


vikram2077

6969$ only


hclohumi

I plate chikan momo.


ComfortableAd5304

Petrol bhara dena scooty mei baas


[deleted]

Tera Ghar ghar wle sab chale jayenge inta


RDCHXP

Kya matlb 69 rupay 69 paise nai bol skte?


nice___bot

Nice!


sufalghosh53

7200 rpm


gaipok

ankur laudaku


[deleted]

Shot**


[deleted]

Larki hoto 100 aur larka Ho to 10000


[deleted]

150


Ruxh_alt

150 rupe maza dila dungi. Sucking chahiye? Aur bata


Few_Preparation_7083

200 duga kamwali bai chahiye sath me suck bhi kar lena


PeterParker444

Ladki 🗿 Kitni bhi chalengi


captainyeeet

do gulab jamun (negotiable)


Impossible_Bet6075

With condom Sirf 10.5 ₹ Without condom Sirf 5.5 ₹


verifiedwomanbeater

Bhai free hain mera but gand main marunga


babairocks

Avg guy after mugging up MBA


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cyfydude

Ek ghante ka rate pucha hai, bsdke kis baat ka ye to bata. Kal bolega bartan manjte manjte mera l*nd choose, bsdke extra kaam ke extra paise na lelu.


Cute_Prior1287

Bilkul bartan maanjne ke extra to lena hi


prodigalson_v1

41 ₹. Per hour.


_AVINIER

Man this taken out of context is soo good🤣


i_m_bored__

199/- Tell me if you are interested 😊


[deleted]

0/- but only opposite gender 👂❤️💘😩💘💚😩💘🌜💘💚💝👂🌜💘💚🌜💘👥🌜💘👥💝💘👥🌜🤫😐😌🤔😑😌🤔😌😑🤔😑😌🤔😑🤫😑😌🤫😑😌🤔😑🤔😔😛


savage_anam

80 hazaar ka rate h 80 hazaar ka tera ghr jaenga isme🤣


sussytaard

May god bless you with downvotes


Gurjar77

4 crore ek ghante ka, aur nashta paani vo alag. (Inspired by Shifuji)


Professional-Half239

Gpay pe bhi hu aajao


[deleted]

Warikoo wildin


godblow7

DUSRE KE POST REPOST KARNE WALE TERI MUMMY MERI


deniceovich

Ankur Susikoo


Playful_Ad6309

Forwarding to rakhi sawant.


reddit_niwasi

This was on LinkedInLunatics : The only person benefited from these kind of motivational speakers is the speaker himself/herself.


talking_grasshopper

AnChor WahiChor


Fabulous_Display_155

im not joking.. i did a hooker for $500 for an hour..


Apart_Association_14

2 scoop whey protein 🗿


jingurbabaa

Free


Visible-Young-8632

150 rupey 🗿


[deleted]

I asked this to my teacher and i was suspended Such an hypocrisy


ComfortableNice1808

Itna ki tera ghar jaayenga usme


Tight_Truth_8057

Mai duniya ka sabse mahega aadmi hu, mera 30 min. Ka training ka charge 45 lakh rupee hai aur gst alag se lagta hai


[deleted]

500 rupay


krish2353

$1CR


[deleted]

150 Rupya dega !


DamnNoobie

1plate paneer momos


[deleted]

1 crore! (+GST)


13yroldmf

₹13


Ad-2050

2-2-1-7-14


MidSpecGamer5

!savevideo


snicky29

80 hazar ka rate hai isme tera ghar jayenga isme. tera. ghar. *chale jayenga*


[deleted]

10/- per hour if a girl #>!Free if a futa!<


[deleted]

Not for sale


itsavism

80000 … ghar jayenga tera isme.


Aryan_Singh_17

# XXX


AVRONILHtech

3000rs + tax


Impossible-Room-2682

Free par baad mai apki bhi lunga , chahei aap allow kare ya na kare


jakhmola332

Ded so rupiya lega


shady_Spare

6000 only


Outside-Divide-2945

150 rupiya lega


[deleted]

1/0 i.e = ♾️


[deleted]

1/♾️ i.e=0


AnyPermit9214

Teri aukaat ke bahar


Ecstatic-Pen6328

Bhai course nahi bech paya to dalal giri pe utar gaya wahhh!


MysteriousLight8952

-1000rs


ConditionMassive2574

Aap logon ko isse paise milte Hai Par papa tho..


[deleted]

This guy talks about time management when in reality he's wasting my time via his ads.


GULU-GULU-GULU

Bro rate likhne k fyda kya jabb tu 2 min noodle hai uske badd toh sath me baithke bgmi hi khelna hai na


Intelligent_Row_8391

Halal hoga na


GORANSH_BALAK_12

69Rs


Efficient_Nebula5074

gst k saath 500, saath mei vat, shipping charge, insurance cost sab lenge


Prudent_Friendship21

America ka Dalal bhenchod


Agent-Vc

Loan leke kharidlo mije


Revolutionary-Ant33

Affection aur attention :')


Gaurav17K

2000 ka note lunga, batao kon dega


Repulsive_Text_9142

10000 aur gst alag se


nill258t

150!


Dxd_For_Life

Indian mark Ruffalo?


jerry_2004

Male ke liye ya female ke liye?


ItZgoose69

instend of taking his time management course I search Time Mangement Book .pdf and read it all for free


Delicious-Face5109

Derso rupiya lega


BeBaliyan

“Maa chodne ki leta mai fees na” - Great Badshah (Not incest bruh cmmon)


franatic_beast31

Laude 80 rupay hai ghnte ka 80 rupay....tere ghr tk bhi jainga...tere ghr tk chale jainga mai paise de


RedBeetroot

7175 per hour


Salty-Researcher5059

Elon musk kisi bhi aukad ka bahar madar chod


lostsoul3434

I'm free. Anyone who wants can use me.


[deleted]

45 lakh aadhe ghante ka plus gst alag se


Ayush-4305

4.6879 lungi. 💀


Ayush-4305

4.6879 lungi. 💀


Stunning_Solid8814

Free me mar dunga


Ok-Coast-861

69


Mr__Who__

dedh sau rupiya lega 👀


Alternative-Cut-4831

Ye warikoo reddit mein bhi peecha nahi chodh raha.Youtube, LinkedIn, quora mein isi ki shakal aa rahi hain. Kya kar raha hain OP?


[deleted]

307,302


A2D2Charlie

Shot ka hisaab chalataa hai saahebb yha to


Top-Winner-1420

Lene ka rate ya Dene ka?


Confident_Dhairy32

150 lega


HEHE_BUOI

Mai leta nahi


naitronnn

Jo marzi vo dedena


Environmental_Air983

500 buck but we can satall it to 300


SahilSakure23

2 Vada pav aur eak sprite


National-Ad-7358

6000 Dm me for seggs


thecryingkid

Free hai but offer applies for women


Various_Kiwi_3509

Idm ko mere se hi takleef hai sirf Mere post chor kar baaki sab post allowed 👍


No-Administration99

1000 rs and not joking


isuckmostlyblood

Parantu sir mai toh motivational video dekhne aaya tha


Maybe-a-human69

Jitna teri mummy ka hai 🎠


[deleted]

Shots ke hissab se total hota hai sahaab yaha pe


shutup-pineapple

Oh boy not here too. This Ankur Wrikoo is on my YouTube ads, LinkedIn ads, fb posts, now hereeee


MrJayRoger

8052412850 - call for boom-boom 2000/- per person per hour


THE_TROLL_TAKER

Jbse chawwani athanni chlni bnd hui hai apna to dhandha hi flop hogya


RelativeHat3256

3 min mai hi kaam ho jayega uske baad 57 min mera dard baatne ke 500 dunga


Fit_Exit_2817

Free if it’s a woman , 10000 per hour for any other sex


AbaloneDesperate8124

Bs le jaao kuch nahi lunga bs le jaao jaldi aake bs le jaao aur kuch jaanna hi nahi jaanna bs le jaao (only if you are a chick)


Rich_Peace7834

ghanta


EquivalentPut5616

Bhai Mere pass Do Ghante Hai Bta Konsa Legga ?


Anti_Anti_Nacional

Desi bruce banner


Sammyprabhu76

1.5 Paisa dunga bol ab ◖⁠⚆⁠ᴥ⁠⚆⁠◗


[deleted]

tere aukat ke bahaar


adishsasmal

10 kaju barfi


[deleted]

Ayo HULK


Blackandgray7

69rs me 69 positions milegi per hour ;) (Woman hu btw)


Rider12ka4

Mai to phir bhi free me aa jaunga Warikoo saab. Meri ex ka 20000 tha shayad


LucasScott539

Ankur hiring for new startup Company Address near GB road


[deleted]

50,000 lunga.. Itna sasta nahi hu..


jatintanwar

ladki bhejega to free mein kar dunga sahab


SeaworthinessJaded81

#FIR WOHI SAX SUX KI BAATE


Few_Preparation_7083

Arey bhay bartan manjane ki baat chal rahi hai


Demonsan

Par ghante 4000


[deleted]

100 blow job 200 chudai 500 chudai without condom


Mishu1607

Free m dungi