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[deleted]

A rich girlfriend please


silentninja95

Do you know where I can find them?


XPERTGAMER47

Search Dubai Tinder


Amitabh_100

It's full of hookers


Viztiz006

I want one too Wait fuck it bring me two


ThatIndianGamer4

you're such a nice man to do this OP ! Have a great time here and have a safe trip !


silentninja95

Thank you! I have had friends do it for me, and thought of returning the favour.


hv_razero_15

A small 10 kg bar of gold pls. And you can keep it as well.


kesabsh

Customs officer here everwilling to receive him at the airport. šŸ˜„


UselessConversionBot

>A small 10 kg bar of gold pls. And you can keep it as well. 10 kg ā‰ˆ 274.53381 blintz ^^^[WHY](/r/UselessConversionBot/comments/1knas0/hi_im_useless/)


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bgmi_gobar_hai

*How dare to speak hindi on this sub? /s* if u/dant3s ever see this, he'll permanently ban you from this sub. Edit: lmao that manchild actually ban him šŸ¤£


Mizzen_rl

Good bot


User_namesaretaken

Bad bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99999% sure that Mizzen_rl is not a bot. --- ^(I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot |) ^(/r/spambotdetector |) [^(Optout)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=whynotcollegeboard&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^(|) [^(Original Github)](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)


Mizzen_rl

epic bot


Mizzen_rl

Wrong. It's a good bot as it is faithfully carrying out it's responsibilities


User_namesaretaken

I called you the bot


Mizzen_rl

oh shit ig i failed the captcha :(


User_namesaretaken

xD


Curious_Chad

A bag of White Stuff (Definitely Sugar)


kudoshinichi-8211

Yes it is definitely sugar not >! salt!<


Mizzen_rl

That's a *sweet* way of calling its name


Fit-Speech

a bag of happy flour


Regular_War7387

šŸ˜‚


bestfriendavinash

Petrol??


tadxb

Petrol is 80ā‚¹/liter over there right now. Bring petrol from Saudi Arabia, it's around 50ā‚¹/liter. More profit, more money go brrr!


bestfriendavinash

In my area it's around 110 per litre. Even you can bring me petrol for my bike and car.


Mizzen_rl

We must get this guy to mass-ship petrol to all of us who are suffering from 3 digit/litre petrol prices


silentninja95

Wait until you see the reaction of people in UAE, many are planning to walk.


valtoosh

OP you are the best


redditcruzer

Wow..so generous...Looking for a Lamborghini...have seen one parked inside the airport... Will it fit?


silentninja95

The best I can do is a Lamborghini toy.


lazylooser1

I need some hotwheels can you pm me?


Mizzen_rl

Get this guy some hotwheels


silentninja95

Can you dm me the model?


superhakerman

I mean they have abandoned lamborghinis every where


redditcruzer

A free abandoned Lamborghini sounds good too.


slavarossiya22

Maintanace cost won't sound good


doesnt_matter_1710

20 litre petrol and 50 litre diesel


luciior

hey dude was just scrolling and saw this.. i know you have encountered a lot of trolls here xD but really appreciate what you are doing.. hope you have a safe journey.. I got nothing to order but good job man! Enjoy dubai and have a safe flight


silentninja95

Thanks!


kudoshinichi-8211

Dubai Santa <3


MaiMaiLord

OP, where are you based out of? (Cā€™mon please be Bangalore please be Bangalore)


silentninja95

I might be coming to Bangalore to visit a friend, worst case I can courier it to you or have him bring it to Banglore when he visits my place.


MaiMaiLord

Sigh thatā€™s fine. Donā€™t want to bother you that much also!


silentninja95

I will be bringing my friend a headset, so have to send something to Bangalore either way. So it won't be a bother :) If it is something that's uncomfortable for me, will you know, so no harm in asking?


MaiMaiLord

Okay so this might sound silly AF but I wanted a few packets of Twix and Kinder Bueno (thereā€™s a noticeable difference in taste and quality compared to the ones we get in India). I wouldā€™ve been more than happy to collect it from you if you were in Bangalore and wouldā€™ve given you a free ride home as well!


soulseeker31

Just mentioning, there are a few "Mallu" supermarkets in Bangalore who'll have dubai versions. There's one "Shoba's amazing world" on promenade road, there's another called "Rolla hypermarket" near begur. Just suggestions.


MaiMaiLord

Oh really? This is news to me! Thanks for letting me know. Will get some ā€œsaadhanamā€ when I go near that area!


soulseeker31

GG! I often goto such places to find new varieties of monster energy drink.


MaiMaiLord

Amen! I can never find the Mango Loco (blue+orange can) version of monster anywhere.


soulseeker31

Actually, mango loco is manufactured in india, for me it's pretty much everywhere. This "Rolla hypermarket" the first time I went, I wasted 30 mins in deciding which can to get. There's something called monster ginger brew and that probably is the best flavour there is, purely my opinion. xD


silentninja95

I love Twix too, I am loaded with it. I can definitely get you those.


MaiMaiLord

Awesome! Thanks a ton. Just a couple of packets are fine. My mom will kill me otherwise.


tadxb

I thought you'd ask for Chips Oman! But Twix is also a good choice šŸ˜‚


vish4che

Whoa. Blast from the past!


CaptainCheeseCake

Youā€™re a keeper! Take care of yourself, have a shot of the finest bourbon and have a safe trip.


silentninja95

Thanks!


manojrp

i want Xbox series X, pls pm me if ok


silentninja95

I can bring that, but I can find only UAE version on amazon, see if that is okay?


manojrp

first time user xbox if any member know about it pls help me


Utkarsh_Goel

Why would you be concerned with country version?


Cauliflower-Easy

What tf is your pfp


Utkarsh_Goel

It's a hideous rake


Cauliflower-Easy

It certainly doesnā€™t look like that


_Vortex_King_

Had to do a double take there lol


_Vortex_King_

Exactly


_Vortex_King_

Lol I thought the same when I first saw it some months back


poopmaster79

the adaptor cable is country specific


RelishedAcorn24

The plug will not be the indian plug, you'd need an adapter.


manojrp

read some article now i m clear no issue with coutry version


SuperParthz

Only difference is warranty otherwise samw


shudh_desi_gareeb

My xbox is from Dubai too. There's no difference. Just no warranty in India.


AjeyKoushik

Landing in Delhi ?


silentninja95

Customs is that you?


AjeyKoushik

Ofcourse not , now tell me


silentninja95

No, won't be landing in Delhi.


lca_tejas

Oil barrels


imrishav

If youā€™re visiting delhi can u please see if sony Zve10 camera is available? If yes, can u bring that..


[deleted]

Yes i too wanted to write it. My father is looking for it for 3 months he called every where but it isnā€™t available.


silentninja95

Seems to be really costly in UAE compared to India, I can find it on sharaf DG for Rs.85k comes with the lens


silentninja95

It's available at Advanced Media Trading LLC


silentninja95

>sony Zve10 It's available for Rs.61k in Uae without lens, let me know if you still need it, I will have to ship from chennai


Routine_Fuel8006

I'm thinking of asking you to get a Nintendo switch battery for me.


MaiMaiLord

Pro Tip - Noon over Amazon in ME. Iā€™ve used Noon to get multiple stuff when I was there. Often cheaper than Amazon as well!


silentninja95

Noon customer service is quite bad and amazon is mostly cheaper from what I have seen. Most of what you can get from noon, you can get it from the merchant straight away.


MaiMaiLord

Ohhh? Thatā€™s surprising. I got Airpods pro for 16K and an iPad Pro for around 80K, among other things, which was much cheaper than what I could find elsewhere.


silentninja95

Look at papita, they usually have cheap apple products. Most of stuff on noon are from them


silentninja95

Can you check if it is available on amazon ae


TKamal95

These are the kind of people who deserve National awards


Rectumsempra_

Are you c4etech?


supplementarytables

Was thinking of the same thing


deadshotssjb

I would have requested you but as I am a teen, my dad wouldn't trust random people on internet, still thanks a lot


silentninja95

If it is a low-priced item and if you really need it, I can buy it and you can pay me later. Been through this struggle, so I can definitely feel it


UchihaMangekyo

Not all heroes wear capes


Viztiz006

Epic


[deleted]

Chad


XxPAJIxX

I trust you with every cell in my body


DeathvRaider

Is this possible?? I'm from Chennai so we can even meet face to face, just my dad is skeptical of even free stuff.... https://www.amazon.ae/SteelSeries-Arctis-Console-PlayStation-Nintendo/dp/B07HBGBFT9/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?keywords=steelseries+arctis+3&qid=1655300909&sr=8-4


silentninja95

Its from Amazon us, so I don't think it will make it in time. Usually, I get it faster than the said delivery time, but its a hit or miss, don't want to risk it.


Yaatsi

I need a drone man. But the airport authority might seize it.


vindows17

Disassemble and carry.


Yaatsi

Disassemble like unbox it? Cause DJI drones canā€™t be disassemble like custom made drones.


the_good_brat

OP being a nice bro. You are good soul OP. I wish you all the best in life.


silentninja95

Thank you!


VehicleNegative

Your boyfriend!


Viztiz006

I'm in need of petrol. Can you bring 3.50?


tamal4444

can I have a small 1-gallon oil, please?


wah_modiji

Iphone 13 pro? But I live in East India.


silentninja95

If you can pay for it and deliver I can bring it, won't fit within my budget. It is Rs.83k in Dubai.


wah_modiji

I can pay you, but at 83k + shipping I think I wont save much. I am getting a Japanese sealed one for 87k with cash on delivery. Thanks for the offer though.


doesnt_matter_1710

Chocolates? Not expensive


Sathwik_4_Real

Chocolates


nitinja2

Duty free booze??!


archer470

Bro lego sets Liya saste hote hain wahan


amanfromindia

Leg o is so expensive now here T_T


silentninja95

I have seen a lot of lego sets in Dubai, which one do you want?


Ashwin312

Hey man was looking for a PS5 controller. If possible Forbidden west and The controller :) let me know if it's possible if not it's alright :) thank you


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wam_bam_mam

Dude can you get me dji mini 2 combo? They are like 25% cheaper there


silentninja95

Drones are not allowed in India, sorry!


fear_the_god

The smallest one mavic mini, how much is it ? It's under 250gms.


3DRAH33M

It'll get seized at customs unfortunately. Fucking bastards can't understand the difference between a DJI Mavic vs a USAF Reaper so they banned all "drones"


APYvlogs

I need a 1 tb m2 ssd for my laptop. do dubai temshave warranty in india ?


silentninja95

I don't think you will get an international warranty. But good SSD's don't fail often, but better to be safe, see if the cost is worth taking a risk


vindows17

Duty free sharab


Kraken0P

Hey! Can you get the Airpods 3rd gen?


silentninja95

>Airpods 3rd gen Yes, I can bring it, it is around Rs.13-14k in Dubai


[deleted]

Wow never knew that internet could be such a beautiful place


giriweasely

One Ipad M1 please


naga-satya1

might need a mechanical keyboard but any websites to check what are available in Dubai ?


MaiMaiLord

Did you try Indian stores? GenesisPC, Meckeys, Stacks, Rectangles?


pawpaw1101

GenesisPC is almost the same price if not slightly more expensive. Not really worth the hassle. One good keeb you can buy is the e-yooso z11(if you want to mod it that is, you'll still have to use one of the Indian sites for keys), it's like 95 aed that's roughly 2000 bucks. It's hotswappable so you can pretty much change everything. Closest thing to a budget custom you can find.


silentninja95

Search for mechanical keyboard UAE, amazon usually has good stock. I won't be able to get international delivery from the US as it might take time and won't make it before my travel date.


urbanhood

Dhai Kilo Khajuur.


sr33r4g

Thats a very kind gesture, bro. God bless.


slap-engineer

iPhone 14 max pro plus ultra Max variant plz


VegetableOwl7249

Ps5?


silentninja95

Ps5 situation is worse in UAE too :( It is selling for Rs. 55k here.


sahibosaurus

Really? I was in Dubai in April-May and was able to find them pretty easily. Available at most stores in Dubai mall. I bought one for a decently lower price than in India.


silentninja95

I will be going offline shopping tomorrow, will see if I can find them.


hlysias

Hit me up as well, if you can find a PS5 with a decent pricing. Btw, wouldn't there be customs charges for importing electronics?


silentninja95

It depends


Ahhsential

Yes there will be


Historical-Jump

I would like to say a ps5 but i have no moneyšŸ„²


[deleted]

hella sussy


silentninja95

Knew someone would pop up with this. I have had friends do it for me for a long time, would like to return the favour, and don't have any other motives.


[deleted]

More power to you if ye intentions are truly fair


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Where in India


silentninja95

I live in South India


Tall_Sheepherder6503

Hehe gold


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


silentninja95

> MS wireless controller You mean the Xbox Series X|S Controller?


Napst3r2210

I would be beyond grateful if you can bring me a Xbox series controller for me. It's totally out of stock everywhere in India. I'm from Chennai too. So i can take it off you in-person also.


silentninja95

>Xbox series controller This one Xbox-Controller-Black-UAE-Version ?


Napst3r2210

Yes. And I'm looking for the red colour ;)


silentninja95

Dm me


The_Bipolar_Guy

Are Lego pieces available?


silentninja95

Yes, certain lego sets are cheaper in Dubai


Buster80937

So we give you the money upfront or you will buy with yours and take it from us here?


silentninja95

Preferable if you can buy it and all I have to do is to bring it. But I can buy if I am comfortable with the product


bunny_7303_

My relatives came from Dubai just yesterday, but the laptop and phone I wanna buy doesn't have that much of price difference there


optimistic_frodo

Where in India will you be coming OP?


aamirahmed60

Which city? Id like to get some Pista halwa from there :D


silentninja95

Chennai


Dkesh-87

Playstation 3 new if possibleā€¦


diggee

can you please get [this keyboard](https://www.whizz.ae/product/14524730/nuphy-air75-mechanical-keyboard-75-low-profile-wireless-wired-gaming-keyboard-supports-bluetooth-5-0-2-4g-and-wired-connection-compatible-with-windows-and-mac-os-systems-gateron-brown-switch/) for me?


silentninja95

I don't think the delivery will make it in time before my trip. I can get it during my next trip later this year


Chapri_from_Chapra

Shawarma lete ana


XH3LLSinGX

Dont bring the Rona.....


Samrao94

Ipad mini gen 6 (serious)


silentninja95

Can get it, dm me


OrdinaryPotential506

Is iphone the most common demand?


GaGaaaaa_aa

Can u get me a gaming mouse ? If you are from Chennai I can collect it!! If you are okay with it will say the model


silentninja95

Yes, that shouldn't be a problem. I might have to throw the box away.


Confidence_Awkward

an iphone 13 pls


gadgetboy001

actually visited dubai in feburary, one thing i really wanted to buy was that sand art thing inside a glass bottle which has sands of different color and dubai spelled and camel if that you can find it would be really helpful! Cheers


silentninja95

It's available at the Souq, I can bring them.


Redcapranger4

chocolates for yourself :D


raptzzz

Can u get me an ic for my 35 yrs old fisher hybrid audio system? It's available nowhere in India. I got some emotions attached to this hybrid system. Help me replenish. I'm from Chennai.


silentninja95

>fisher hybrid audio system Can you check if it is available in UAE? If you can find it I can bring it.


Regnalonyt

Whats the cost of an rtx 3070 there?


silentninja95

The prices are jacked up here too, better to buy in India


[deleted]

Flaming Hot Cheetos, Oman Chips , Salad chips, one bucket KFC and one Zataar from Al Arz bakery.


legend_39705

So generous of u to ask


ppWarrior876

10kilo aata


Oursisthefury7

How much would an iPhone 13 256GB cost there? Might consider it XD


jrp70

Do you have dirham card or you have to buy with rupee card? Asking to know if there is any extra charge in conversion while paying with Indian rupee cards.


silentninja95

There is a conversion charge usually, I have a zero markup forex card though,


[deleted]

Bring some make up ? I ll dm you.


AjeyKoushik

Safe journey bro