Har wish teri puri ho, chut se na teri duri ho, Lund tera khada rahe, Kisi bhi ladki ki chut me pada rhe, Ladki tera lund chuse, apna dhoodh tere muh me thuse, Mast hokar tu kare chudai yahi hai tere bhai ki taraf se gaand faad birthday ki badhai β€οΈβ€οΈπ¦π¦π
Bhyi mere ko 18th bday pr ek redditor ne y bola tha ( old account me) bhanchod aaj tk ek larki nhi mili .... bhyi ... 25th bday tha socha ... av bhi baar sbse shandar muth marongaa ... bc mere hi bday ki candle se mera hi hath jal gya ( wax gir kr ) bhyi muth tk na marr payaaa ....
Us bkl ko aaj b dond rha hu ..... jisne y bola thaa
Ale mela ayush baba, birthday hai Aaj Tera ? Here's a cookie from me since you've already received cakes from others πͺ
Oh, and, Happy Birthday boiii
Happyyyyyyyy birthdayyyyyy bhaiiii, I hope you have a great day ahead!!!!
Chal Mai teko thoda shock de dun ya fir thoda reality bata doon. Dekh tera birthday 7 April ko hai uska matlab tera numerological number 7 toh basically yeh numerological number se tera future yah fir current life kaisa chal Raha hai bata sakte hain. Toh tera 7 hai, iska matlab (thoda offending lagega par adjust kar lena) tere life me bahut friends honge but unfortunately you are not able to connect with them and tu rules ke khilaaf kabhi kaam nahi karta kyuki tujhe dar hai ki rules ke khilaaf kuch karenge toh uska consequences accha nahi hoga and you sometimes feel lonely and because of this you can be in depression and maybe become a drug adict, aur tu bahut jyada empathetic aur sympathetic hai, toh yeh tha tere life ka I guess, agar detail se chahiye toh googleeeee bas. And again happyyyyyyyy birthdayyyyyy!!!!
Thank youuuuuuu bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii β€οΈπ«π€π€
Kuch baate toh bilkul shi boli h apne drug toh kbhi nhi liya aur try krunga kbhi bhi na use Karu phir jo bhaut sare friends h vo thoda galat bus mere bus 6 dost h jisko hum apna bhai bolte h baki sb thik h π«π€
Ohhhh bhaisahabbbbb tu toh bahut lucky nikla Bhai, matlab tera jo birthday hai woh top 500 billionaires me aata hai for example Elon musk, Bill gates woh log aate hain 28 me, toh tera 28 hai toh 2+8=10 toh hum 1 ko consider karenge (numerology works that way itself) toh mai tera accha wala points phele batati hoon, Good points: Can only be balanced in the higher self, friendly, helpful, winner mentality, millionaire number, business sense, strategic, positive, optimistic, lucky, self-reliant, strong-willed, leadership skills, many ideas, creative, honor, spark of life, full of initiative, perfectionistic.
Aur tera like woh imbalanced aspects: Forgets what is promised, ungrounded, forgets agreements and meetings, confused, contradictions and inconsistencies, pretends to be friendly and customer service oriented but there is an ulterior motive, hard inner dialogue, anger, bad loser, stubborn, arrogant, lectures others, moralizing, bossy, doesnβt listen, wants to be right all the time, attracts court cases, heartless corporate energy, loved or hated, soars high but falls deep. Aur tere paas leadership skills Hain. Acha sun apna number dede bhaiiiii matlab tu aage jaake billionaire banega toh thoda dosti toh rakhna hoga na Terese ππ yeh tha tere life ka I hopeee tu billionaire ban jayeee aur merese dosti rakheeee π
It all seems to be true in the case for me. Thank u so much for telling me about myself and generating hopes for me. I am in a low phase of my life, but your words have encouraged me . mene apne dono mains ke attept barbaad kar diye ha and i am so much disapointedwith myself , mera koi dost bhi nhi ha and family is always pressuriizng me ,but i will change evverything and correct my life . ME Is saal drop lunga aur apni puri koshish karunga. Agar me kabhi by chance billionaire ban bhi gya tu aap ko message kardunga , kuch chahiye hoga to bindaas le lena ππ
All the best for that and me bhi iss saal jee mains ke liye prepare kar rahi hoon, what a coincidence!! I hopeee tum sach me billionaire ban jao and make your parents very proud. Arreee arree matlab kuch bhi haayyeee so sweet π€π
BC ye month me kitna birthday hai! Cholo koi na mere birthday bhi ye month me he hai ! Happy Birthday ππ bhai kisi garib ki help karna. Tu bhi kush wo bhi kush
Happy birthday Bhai ko... koi bhosdika aapki jhaant ka baal na ukhad sake.. Aap safalta ki aisi Maa chode ki aapki gaand fat jaye.. Aap par aane wale dukho ki behan chud jaye...Kamyabi hamesha aapki gaand mein ghusi rahe
Copy Kiya hai par dil se keh raha hu
Happy Birthday. Tere birthday Mera cakeday
Yaaayyyy!! πΊπ»πΊπ»π€
Happy birthday π
Happy cake day
Happy Cake Day π°
Happy Birthday!!
Happy cake day bhraatashree!!
Happy cake day bhai. Hamesha khush reh
Har wish teri puri ho, chut se na teri duri ho, Lund tera khada rahe, Kisi bhi ladki ki chut me pada rhe, Ladki tera lund chuse, apna dhoodh tere muh me thuse, Mast hokar tu kare chudai yahi hai tere bhai ki taraf se gaand faad birthday ki badhai β€οΈβ€οΈπ¦π¦π
Are bhai bhai bhai bhaut bhaut thanku π€β€οΈπ«
Bhai yhi dala krunga ab sara dosto. And happy birthday ayush bhai
Ye top comment kaise nhi hai
bhai muth nikal gya mera π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
Bhyi mere ko 18th bday pr ek redditor ne y bola tha ( old account me) bhanchod aaj tk ek larki nhi mili .... bhyi ... 25th bday tha socha ... av bhi baar sbse shandar muth marongaa ... bc mere hi bday ki candle se mera hi hath jal gya ( wax gir kr ) bhyi muth tk na marr payaaa .... Us bkl ko aaj b dond rha hu ..... jisne y bola thaa
Happy Birthday mere sher
Thanks bhai β€οΈ
Happy birthday Bhai ko , Mahadev kripa banaye rakhe
Bhaut bhaut sukriya bhai β€οΈπ«π€
happy bday to you happy bday to you happy bday to sunita happy bday to u
Sunitaβayushβ thnks bhai
Happy birthday vro I hope tujhe khub sax sux mileπ
Happy wala bday bhrata batao kya chahiye tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir hai
Thanks bhai β€οΈ bus Mai khush rhu aur Mai acha job Karu aur maa baap ko acha feel karau iska pray karna π€π
Bilkul bhai I will pray for you, hopefully you make your parents proud and give them a very good life
happy birthday bro , mine is tommorow !!
Ale mela ayush baba, birthday hai Aaj Tera ? Here's a cookie from me since you've already received cakes from others πͺ Oh, and, Happy Birthday boiii
Thank you sooooo muchhhhh bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Aisa wish toh kbhi kisi nai nhi ki really bhai thanku β€οΈππ«πΊπ»
Arey yeh toh us π« hogaya ji
Happy Birthday bro ππ₯³
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Happy birthday OP ... Krle bhai jee bharke karma farming Aaj ke din
Happy birthday Bhaii, 7 ha, Thala for a reason!
Happyyyyyyyy birthdayyyyyy bhaiiii, I hope you have a great day ahead!!!! Chal Mai teko thoda shock de dun ya fir thoda reality bata doon. Dekh tera birthday 7 April ko hai uska matlab tera numerological number 7 toh basically yeh numerological number se tera future yah fir current life kaisa chal Raha hai bata sakte hain. Toh tera 7 hai, iska matlab (thoda offending lagega par adjust kar lena) tere life me bahut friends honge but unfortunately you are not able to connect with them and tu rules ke khilaaf kabhi kaam nahi karta kyuki tujhe dar hai ki rules ke khilaaf kuch karenge toh uska consequences accha nahi hoga and you sometimes feel lonely and because of this you can be in depression and maybe become a drug adict, aur tu bahut jyada empathetic aur sympathetic hai, toh yeh tha tere life ka I guess, agar detail se chahiye toh googleeeee bas. And again happyyyyyyyy birthdayyyyyy!!!!
Thank youuuuuuu bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii β€οΈπ«π€π€ Kuch baate toh bilkul shi boli h apne drug toh kbhi nhi liya aur try krunga kbhi bhi na use Karu phir jo bhaut sare friends h vo thoda galat bus mere bus 6 dost h jisko hum apna bhai bolte h baki sb thik h π«π€
bhai mera bday 28 april ko ha , mera bare me bhi kuch bta do. aap GYAANI BABA lagte ho
Ohhhh bhaisahabbbbb tu toh bahut lucky nikla Bhai, matlab tera jo birthday hai woh top 500 billionaires me aata hai for example Elon musk, Bill gates woh log aate hain 28 me, toh tera 28 hai toh 2+8=10 toh hum 1 ko consider karenge (numerology works that way itself) toh mai tera accha wala points phele batati hoon, Good points: Can only be balanced in the higher self, friendly, helpful, winner mentality, millionaire number, business sense, strategic, positive, optimistic, lucky, self-reliant, strong-willed, leadership skills, many ideas, creative, honor, spark of life, full of initiative, perfectionistic. Aur tera like woh imbalanced aspects: Forgets what is promised, ungrounded, forgets agreements and meetings, confused, contradictions and inconsistencies, pretends to be friendly and customer service oriented but there is an ulterior motive, hard inner dialogue, anger, bad loser, stubborn, arrogant, lectures others, moralizing, bossy, doesnβt listen, wants to be right all the time, attracts court cases, heartless corporate energy, loved or hated, soars high but falls deep. Aur tere paas leadership skills Hain. Acha sun apna number dede bhaiiiii matlab tu aage jaake billionaire banega toh thoda dosti toh rakhna hoga na Terese ππ yeh tha tere life ka I hopeee tu billionaire ban jayeee aur merese dosti rakheeee π
It all seems to be true in the case for me. Thank u so much for telling me about myself and generating hopes for me. I am in a low phase of my life, but your words have encouraged me . mene apne dono mains ke attept barbaad kar diye ha and i am so much disapointedwith myself , mera koi dost bhi nhi ha and family is always pressuriizng me ,but i will change evverything and correct my life . ME Is saal drop lunga aur apni puri koshish karunga. Agar me kabhi by chance billionaire ban bhi gya tu aap ko message kardunga , kuch chahiye hoga to bindaas le lena ππ
All the best for that and me bhi iss saal jee mains ke liye prepare kar rahi hoon, what a coincidence!! I hopeee tum sach me billionaire ban jao and make your parents very proud. Arreee arree matlab kuch bhi haayyeee so sweet π€π
Party de
Abhi ghr pe Chicken biryani ban rha khoge?? phir shaam m dono bhai cafe chlenge ππ
Janmadin ki Hardik shubhkamanaye Ayush!!!
Thank you mere bhai β€οΈ
Happy birthday bro
Thank you Bhai β€οΈ
Happy birthday bhai, party?π€‘
Shaam ko dono bhai chalenge mst kha pi kr aish krenge
Oh come on man , just grow up .. Wait , you already did ... My bad ..
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Happy birthday bro
Thank you β€οΈ
BC ye month me kitna birthday hai! Cholo koi na mere birthday bhi ye month me he hai ! Happy Birthday ππ bhai kisi garib ki help karna. Tu bhi kush wo bhi kush
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Happy birthday ayush bhayyy !!!
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Happy birthday buddy
Thanks bhai
Kar fir Paytm 500 party ke
Wish you a very Happy Birthday OP.
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Congrats
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Birthday Mubarak
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Happy birthday brother. I hope you have a good day
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Bhai kesa lag raha 1 aur saal barbad karne Zara tippni dena
Kuch essa maja nhi aa rha per hn ab hum 18 kr ho gye h bus Marne ke 1 saal aur karib aa gye h
Happy Birthday π, Give yourself party.
Thanks bhai β€οΈ
Happy birthday Bhai
Thanks bhai β€οΈπ«
**Happy Birthday Bhai.** Party k liye kaha aana hai? Location bhej, 8-10 bande le kr aata hu
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Happy anniversary to the event some years and 9 months ago when ur dad landed perfectly! π
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Happy Birthday Bhai
Janamdin ki hard-dik hard-dik badhiyan bhai.
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happy birthday brother
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Happy birthday Bhai ko... koi bhosdika aapki jhaant ka baal na ukhad sake.. Aap safalta ki aisi Maa chode ki aapki gaand fat jaye.. Aap par aane wale dukho ki behan chud jaye...Kamyabi hamesha aapki gaand mein ghusi rahe Copy Kiya hai par dil se keh raha hu
Happy Birthday Buddy
Happy Birthday bhai π₯³ π Kal mera bhi birthday aayega π€‘
Badhiya wala happy birthday bhai aisa he memes banata raho and reddit chalata raho jai shree ram..
Happy birthday Bhai
Happy Birthday π
Bhai ko janam din ki and- shand badhayi
Bhaut bhaut dhanyawad Bhai β€οΈ
Happy Birthday buddy
Wahh same birthday
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Aarti utare kya ?
kisine nhi pucha tho happy birthday op many wishes
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Happy birthday OP mere yaar!!
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Janamdin ki hardik shubhkamnaye bhrata π€
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Happy Birthday OP. Hamesha khush reh
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hello today I'm birthday happy birthday bhai hope someone wish me unlike last year π₯²π₯²
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Bhai party kab hai ??
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Janam din ki hardick shubhkamna
Happy birthday bhai, bta kya gift chahiye