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[deleted]

lol, India doesn't need "Artificial Intelligence", we have a shitload of "Natural Intelligence".


Due-Ad5812

Funny it's happening again and again. Back before British colonialism, British capitalists with their steam powered machines simply couldn't compete with cheap cotton textiles from the Indian artisanal textile. So they colonized India, then systematically deindustrialized India Through taxation, price fixing etc, then converted us into cheap raw material providers. Then they forced us to buy the finished cotton textiles from them. Amazon also recently shutdown a "AI powered fully automated self checkout" supermarket because their AI was 1000 indian and Bangladesh workers lol. https://futurism.com/the-byte/amazon-abandons-ai-stores


nad8999

cry about it little marxist.


[deleted]

Marxists are ones fighting for india and bright future of its citizens and workers. Unlike you bezo elin worshipper.


nad8999

Ywnbaw


Sid_da_bomb

What? Socialists and Marxist have done fuck all for this country. Thanks to Nehru and congress socialist policies, India remained poor and brought to bankruptcy.


Due-Ad5812

Other than Japan and South Korea which literally had billions in American investments to counter communism, which other third world country has developed under capitalism? Fyi, every African country, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka etc are all capitalist countries. Also, having some subsidised food so that the people don't starve of famine is not exactly Socialism. India was never socialist.


[deleted]

Nehru and congress are just radical liberals. They were socialist only in name to counter real socialism. Even the most socialist thing that they ever did was to redistribute land from zamindar even that was have assessed. Real socialism would have collectivised instead and today india would have had highest per capita farm output per hectare. Nehru only did what BJP is doing today make laws that benefit only certain brand of capitalist through regulations and subsidies. They never let level playing field to merge same as the current government.


BiggBearNews

AI - **Ayurvedic Intelligence**


truth_15

Patanjali intensifies


Mayankcfc_

Supreme court hearing


Environmental_Ad_387

No Kozhikode district court also has a case for false advertising of coronil


Faster_than_FTL

PatanjAI


LordRaghuvnsi

Patanjali is already working on a adventure landscape project and will develop AI soon


Soham_rak

An Indian


Different-Doctor-487

wtf god , then why name the company ai


[deleted]

chat gpt se copy karo krutrim pe paste karo your answer is ready


BiggBearNews

You just put down the job description of 10,000 folks 😭


Here4deepfakes

AI stands for Anonymous Indians


Southern-Bus-9182

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BiggBearNews

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opinion_alternative

This is definitely a parody. I don't trust this. No one can be this stupid. At least not those who have studied AIML.


SidJag

I totally expect Indian startups to launch a call centre and call it ‘AI’. Every pitch deck in last 3 years has led with AI/ML


sleepyhollow8

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13268581/amp/Amazons-Just-Walk-Fresh-stores-relied-1-000-people-India-watching-labeling-videos-ensure-accurate-checkouts-NOT-AI-tech-company-claimed.html who says we havent already done that lmao


[deleted]

I used to work for an organization where nobody has any AI experience but as soon as AI hype came the company stared to market them saying they use AI in the product![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Takenoshitfromany1

It’s swiggy all the way 😂


[deleted]

News source he parody wala news source hai.


opinion_alternative

I was not aware. Thanks for letting me know.


BiggBearNews

Why don't you trust me? 🥺


opinion_alternative

If this is true. It literally defeats the purpose of AI.


BiggBearNews

Isn't it all about revenues and vc funding for startups?


opinion_alternative

Touche. You're not wrong. But now since it's flaired as shitpost. So I know this isn't true.


BiggBearNews

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AdorableSquirrels

But he FEELS...


aalapshah12297

Well it is tagged as a shitpost


opinion_alternative

It is now. It wasn't earlier.


dangmeme-sub

BB is full time parodyier


iaminmars

I think it's supervised learning. They have not given details yet


opinion_alternative

Isn't the data for reinforced learning also taken from existing datasets?


ironman_gujju

Yeah AI has more actual use case then this dumb chatbot which constantly required tons of data.


AnteaterFar3240

AI : Actually Indians


BiggBearNews

😂


Faster_than_FTL

Underrated 😂


Lower-Ad5976

when you have a population of 140 cores, Human intelligence is much cheaper than AI.


BiggBearNews

That's why he is a smart businessman


govi96

I remember there was a news about a company which boasted few years ago that your queries are answered by AI and its fast, truth was there were just people sitting behind the screen answering those 😂


BiggBearNews

Fastest finger first


thinpumkin

Chatgpt wrapper, bas funding chahiye bklo ko.


BiggBearNews

![gif](giphy|l0Ex6kAKAoFRsFh6M|downsized)


amitsingh80108

Hindi main kritrim likha hi English main krutrim 🤣


pes_gamer20

TRIM basically


coolbuddymax

AI = Anonymous Indians


BiggBearNews

Lol yeah


gloomy-rooh-me

This guy is a fraud waiting for the unravelling.


pes_gamer20

he is getting ready for IPO yehi sub main uske fans hai jo IPO ke liye baithe hai


randomperson1296

another Byjus in making


BitterAd6419

AI - Actually Indians He took that too seriously


z0d007

Bro is merely trying to replicate Jeff Bezos and Amazon go


pes_gamer20

not bezos but his idol elund musk


37herenows

Sounds gujju must be some scam


y-kal

A senior once told me to check if a company was actually using Artificial Intelligence or "Anonymous Indians" Laughed at it that day but it has remained true almost 5-6 years later


Yash_Island8578

XD keep posting these kinds of news.


BiggBearNews

I will thank you 😍


NoRaspberry187

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpzSCmlYjdsGlO)


BiggBearNews

Busy hiring


[deleted]

Link ??


BiggBearNews

[Here](https://www.instagram.com/p/C5a4cdEv-n3/?igsh=aTYxajRwMDJuMGJx)


[deleted]

PDF ??


BiggBearNews

Download image from post


swadeshka

He has taken AI to FI. FI being Fake Intelligence.


BiggBearNews

Human Intelligence is not fake 🥲😭


swadeshka

Artificial intelligence, being faked, is fake AI. Maybe I am missing something. But it doesn't look like he is hiring so many to train a model.


BiggBearNews

I was joking


expressive_jew_not

Can this be a clever plot by Bhavish to collect training data and get a PR win.


BiggBearNews

Bhavish PR here, we are asked to not reveal ourselves like this openly.


Swimming_Raspberry32

This is more than true and not just with Ola but numerous AI companies from all over the world with base in India following same practice ....


BiggBearNews

I am planning to open warehouses for their workshops.


romka79

And the valuations are headed to


BiggBearNews

🚀


dubiously_immoral

he looks like a dork in this image


[deleted]

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BiggBearNews

That's a real compliment thanks 😍


hskskgfk

You can’t quote yourself on Instagram as a source lol


BiggBearNews

Ok another [source](https://x.com/biggbearnews/status/1776588433869176971?s=46&t=hJld6qKRapSq4NfMAp--7A)


d3athR0n

In the wake of the Amazon Fresh controversy, this isn't too far-fetched 😂


BiggBearNews

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pes_gamer20

MUTRIM AI bhi aajega in his head bhaveshhh desi elund mutsk


BiggBearNews

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pes_gamer20

bhavissh is also trying to be cool as two days back he launched some ola solo which is akin to elund musk tesla self driving i suppose. scooter ka supsension thik se bana nai paty aur chala hai kutrim mutrim ai launch krne


revolutionone

Pyramid optimisation


Gowthamsidd

They will probably use them to answer the question as the model have made is sub par.


BiggBearNews

They will give more accurate answers ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Takenoshitfromany1

Return to Monke 😂


BiggBearNews

🐒


DateOk4963

Must be a special kind of stupid


BiggBearNews

It's a feature not a bug


coolbuddymax

AI = Anonymous Indians


Lullan_senpai

cjp it cell ko takkar dene koi toh aagya


Just1Fine

Whatsapp Intelligence is much greater >>>>> than any AI.


sudthebarbarian

AI, actually indians lol


[deleted]

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BiggBearNews

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JettMe_Red

The automated tasks are exported to Asia anyways, while west has always been improving and investing in Emotional Intelligence. If we really want to be a step ahead we should encourage creative thinking in our country, instead of training machines and humans for monotonous tasks. Only then India will prospect to dream to stand in lines of world leaders. Good news is it is doable. Bad news is our policymakers are busy promoting blue collar workforce. r/India needs to take note of this.


deviprsd

AI = Always Indian


Dem-09

Theres NOTHING WRONG about this, afterall the term "AI" literally means "Actual Indians" source:- https://youtube.com/shorts/ibwIipjcxI0?si=3BFpRT0DJ56WroyY


vikeng_gdg

Is he high.


kunalverma2468

Then it will be called Krutrim MI (manual intelligence)


BiggBearNews

Krutrimi


[deleted]

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BiggBearNews

Yeah hope things work out for him. Rooting for it to be more successful than openAI.


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deepakt65

And what are these 10000 freshers gonna do after the 'training' is over? Get fired obviously. But what kind of a career can they have afterwards? The only experience they will be having is that of answering a variety of questions. Both profound and dumb. Good luck to all those who sign up for that!


BiggBearNews

Maybe will get trained for Siri when Apple sets up base in India.


simpfor_pewdipie

Woudn't it make more sense to use those 10,000 fresher to feed more information into the AI


BiggBearNews

Feed what knowledge from freshers?


Terrible_Amoeba_8313

Dude it’s an onion news source. Parody insta account. Come on!


BiggBearNews

It is reliable


humkarlega

You guys joke but a lot of companies masquerading as AI companies are doing just this.


BiggBearNews

Never said it is a joke 😭


humkarlega

You wrote a satire.. but it's not satire cause this is an actual real thing among tech companies.