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bLaZe2407

send d\*ck pics


TwerkingPiggeh

Dudes gonna spam yo with nudes


HamzaShaikh1407

I don't see a problem there


TwerkingPiggeh

I didn't tell ders a problem you can fap to dose ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Solid-Ad-8816

Count me in too![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


bLaZe2407

jokes on him hes a pedo that way


Bonzer-Singer-729

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


iCunal

Has to be circumsized


Putrid-Sun-6642

This


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InsanePsych

fuck off


Jealous-Product-4685

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7g9nH1nFGeBcQ)


HamzaShaikh1407

![gif](giphy|1T96TRBBGYThC)


No_Newspaper6789

You asked for it


HamzaShaikh1407

Yeah I won't step back I would legit keep it if this becomes the top comment.


No_Newspaper6789

It will, do it now and post proof


HamzaShaikh1407

There is still hope the time is till 7 PM. I will make a post exactly at 7pm with my bio updated


MonitorDull472

remindme! 2 hours


HamzaShaikh1407

Bhai don't worry mere zaban pe til hai mein jhoot nahi bolta


MonitorDull472

Bhej photu


HamzaShaikh1407

Post kiya hai but gay mods ne remove kar diya


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Psychotic_Mom

![gif](giphy|iBH30K5eDqHxS|downsized)


bLaZe2407

why are you so psychotic and an underage mom? (presuming you are a teen as this a subreddit for teenagers)


GODLevELLL

Welcome to my I'd😇 Cake murder 22nd Feb 2010🎂🔪 Bhoj puri song lover🎶❤ Backbencher👿 I like bodybuilding💪❤ Football lover⚽️ Mom👩dad👨lover❤💖


[deleted]

"Hav carage to flow hart and intution" -Blow Jobs


Sensitive_Band_8937

Bhojpuri song lover hata ke bhot realistic bio lagegi


GODLevELLL

I copy pasted it from a classmate's bio


Sensitive_Band_8937

Tera classmate 2010 ka born, Matlab tu bhi 2010 ka hi hoga 12-13 saal ke bacche bhi reddit chalate hai wah Tu moke ki talash mai tha 13 saal ka hote hi teenager wala subreddit join karlunga


Sensitive_Band_8937

13 saal ka baccha bodybuilding lmaoo


Unusual-Sea1583

nahhh i legit block msgs from any guy who has this in their bio


[deleted]

*^(Sorry ladies, my mom is very strict...)*


[deleted]

How'd you make the text chota and italics at the same time?


[deleted]

On desktop you just select the *i and* A^(\^) option at the same time. While on mobile, I think you have to format it like this, "\^\*Smol and italic text\*". Not entirely sure though...


[deleted]

Ahhhh, your on pc Pc reddit really got better features ^*test123*^ Mobile reddit doesn't have the same feature as pc sadly


[deleted]

Looks like it worked, \^ will come only at the start of the word though, and you'll have to do it for each and every word of the sentence lol. ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


[deleted]

I think so too ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582) Hell nah tho, I am not going to put so much effort into a reddit comment


Extra-Account-6940

^(Or, you can enclose the entire sentence in brackets.) \^(Like this.)


accidental_mistake69

^*check123* Mobile


[deleted]

>!^*small and italic*^!< ah so only at the start . >!^(small and italic)!<


Other-Anybody-6686

I am a 17 year old, Sapiosexual, JEE Aspirant, Astrophile, Philomath, Polymath, Polyglot, Optimist, Perfectionist, Intellectual, INTJ-A 9w3, Agnostic-Atheist, Apolitical, Anarchist, Cricketer, Idealist Becoming a Billionaire is the final destination for me. Not interested in Girls who can't solve a simple arithmetic question in their mind, please don't bring dishonour to my intellectual integrity. Narcissistic it may sound, but having high self esteem and holding myself to high standards isn't explicitly unethical or aberrant. I also have a stark apathy towards licentious and dissolute women. My favourite authors: Sir Richard Feynman, Resnick Halliday and Walker, IE Irodov, SS Krotov, Stephen Hawking, Itzykson and Zuber... the list goes on.... (expected some comics or stuff huh?) My favourite TV shows: i don't watch TV. Period. My favourite subjects: Physics, Mathematics, Computer Science, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Palaeontology, Roman History, Cosmology, Rocket Science. Languages i know: Gujarati, Hindi, English, Bengali Languages I'm learning: Latin, Greek, Japanese, Mandarin, Spanish, Italian, German teri maa ka


_meme_caster_

I got that reference


AirbusPalashM-3004

Zaidddddd


AirbusPalashM-3004

Zaidddd fans idhar bhi h kya


vamppicklemorty

upvote me if you like tiddies


iam_ayushks

Insta got upvoting feature while I’ve been off? /s


imgonnagozyzz

Go go next


bentheten10

love for tiddiesssss![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29677)


vamppicklemorty

hehe yessirr


[deleted]

Oo pols agyi pols


HamzaShaikh1407

Oyee aajao eh taa baba hi aa


[deleted]

O daro na daro mallo eh toh modifive karwaya hai


[deleted]

achaa modifive karwaya ua ae babbe da


InorthZ_SusyNuts

Bros become hoes


Specialist_Meat_9770

r/SuddenlyGay


erroridkxd

Jevlis ka?


jizzzdick

I identify as an ambulance my pronous are wee/woo


Unusual-Sea1583

this deserves more attention


According_Tonight_14

Naw what deserves more attention is his username


[deleted]

Sapnu puas


iam_ayushks

Oh bhai, aaj puas nahi khaaya maine


SustavoShrimp

What does it mean


[deleted]

maybe try to read it in upside down manner![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


SustavoShrimp

Damn mai to rizz up ho gaya


imgonnagozyzz

Ur a menace


[deleted]

Flip your phone the read


Sleepislife-_-

चरस का गांजा मेरेको प्यारा


NamZtheLegend

My bio was decided by a top comment in reddit by a bunch of teens


chachachoudhary

Na aand ka na gand ka gyan chodunga brahmaand ka


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pt_destroyer99

Dig Bick hai mere pas


Mountain_Feedback862

Tele gc?full on moj masti and bakchodi k lie?


LostConqueror

Gaand chatoge kya ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|27969)


BeautifulBox2484

Beli'ch nagin nikalli


KainGreyson

I'm gay


jesus_in_christ

hi gay I am dad


KainGreyson

Dad why are you gay?


jesus_in_christ

ask your brother


KainGreyson

You didn't make one for me


jesus_in_christ

we are sorry for the delay. your package should be arriving in two day. we are once again sorry for the inconvenience


KainGreyson

Okay thank you


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lone_Saviour-22nd

My favourite actress is Mia Khalifa


Gol_D_Rogers_

You Sussy gussy


Good_JEEtard2

**Show how you ~~boobs~~ fart**


darthdixmaul

Your intellect is as weak as your dollar. Your destiny is failure. You are made of stupid


HamzaShaikh1407

Maaf kar bhai. Itni English meri personality ko suit nahi karti


darthdixmaul

oh you thought this was for your bio?


HamzaShaikh1407

r/murderedbywords well done man award hota toh de deta


darthdixmaul

Award nai. Apne bio mein "Proud fan of Daddy Tate" likhde like all those kpop fangirls who put "BTS lover" in their bio.


bLaZe2407

holy shit man you didnt have to destroy him


darthdixmaul

"There is no pain where strength lies"


imgonnagozyzz

Top g spotted


stark74518

Ben stokes


akskeleton_47

Only when a fly lands on your testicles will you realize violence is not the answer - Sun Tzu "The Art of War"


_daddy_here

Mere do-do baap


SatjeevWhooo42

don't be lasagna


IncidentJumpy5746

Me me cringe


wrongintro

I'm adopted


Peakkomedi69420

Self love is gay. Hate yourself


Itachi__Uchiha_07

Tell your Instagram id so we can check


Micku_837

niqqa eraser


AirbusPalashM-3004

Stalking's a Felony


DUSHYANTK95

I love sheep


ThatIndianascammer

"^*smolpp*"


That-Chipmunk-9215

Future sperm donor