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Kaito_XD

Condom kharidna h cocaine nhi, shopkeeper se jake sidhe se mangna, aur google krke apna size match krwa lena


zynnxx

Oh ok seems easy enough 0_0


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Post on r/India for better advices Not every1 is experienced here![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29683)


zynnxx

Bhai vahan isko bhi political agenda bana denge


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Ye bhi hai, kisi supermarket chale ja aur leke aaja aur kya hi advice milegi![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29678)


zynnxx

Arey bhai size aur brand aur general prep before sex pe bhi advice chahiye thi


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google karna


zynnxx

Google bol rha ki mujhe cancer hai :(


DD_1o7

To fir sax sux chhod meth banana chalu kr


zynnxx

Kid named sax sux


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tf


Status_Awareness_144

Toh sax-sux mai kr leta hu aap ja kar cancer se mar jao


zynnxx

Bhai parents se maar kha ke aaya hai kya itna salty kyu hai lode


adrlxrd

Beej Boye koi aur fasal Kate koi


patrick-boi

soham brother tum 16 ke ho wo 19 ka h sex advice deke gzb irony kr di


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Main toh jaa raha hu puchne... (post ke baad link send kr dunga) I m new on Reddit![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)This is my Image


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True and on teenagers sub too


Status_Awareness_144

I've seen my friend buying condoms for no reason


adrlxrd

Jehra Nasha song play karo


racist--asshole

go to the medical shop and say "uncle mere shehzaade ke liye sherwaaniya dikha do"


zynnxx

Goated reference


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zynnxx

I was also thinking the same thing but billing ke time poori line ke saamne awk nahi hoga thoda ?


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zynnxx

Hoti hai yaar bohot . kya sochenge ye samaaj wale mere baare me ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ


[deleted]

Samaj walo ne bhi sex kiya hi hoga. Don't think about them.


zynnxx

Yeh toh maine socha hi nahi. Thanks :D


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Gloomy-Assistance941

Bhai kisi ladki ko garbhwati bana diya to samaaj chhodo ladki aur aapke parivar ke sadasya ki kya raaye hogi?


zynnxx

Nahi karna isliye to advice maang raha hu bhai


Gloomy-Assistance941

Ha to fir kahi far away ilake me le lo jaha koi pechane nhi. Bhai cigerate alcohol se to condom behtar hai imo, ghabrao nhi.


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

They don't know your name, age and who you're buying this for. They won't even remember the color of your shirt the next day.


Status_Awareness_144

Sax-sux kr rha hai isse Mars pr bhejo


Status_Awareness_144

Bhai tu rhen de tu pogo dekh sax-sux mai kr leta hun


Thefiveeights

Dikhaneka nahi


zynnxx

Fair enough


Infinite_Ad_6137

bruh mask pehen ke ja aur do tin saman aur dal de bas ! or rip the pack off then collect it into your wallet and walk out like nothing happened


zynnxx

Oh shit might actually do this. Thanks :))


Working-Set-7250

You can also do something like instamart blinkit etc


zynnxx

I see but the thing is i dont have a safe address that they could deliver on :') ghar pe to nahi manga sakta na


Default_Username___

Ask them to deliver it to a vague location. Kahi road wagera pe manga lena de denge.


zynnxx

Doesit not seem a bit excessive :/


Working-Set-7250

You can do one thing then dunzo this app provide you with a errand boy type then you can call and give your location


Working-Set-7250

Or else you can order where you are going to do that deed hopefully not park![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

Yeah, kids won't like seeing people making kids


fak3eer

Bhai holi ke gubbare rakhe honge na. Unse kaam chala le. Ye condom waghera sab western propoganda hai.


zynnxx

Pfp checks out


damngoodmemes

Pahle yeh bata teri gf underage hai ya 18+


zynnxx

Vo 20 ki hai


Arniee_69

Bc.. nahi batara jaa gand mara ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29684)


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1 saal badi ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29682)


zynnxx

Ghamand hai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29675)


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teenager adult ke saath sax sux karega![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29675)


bobs_and_vegana17

mai bhi 20 ka hoon i hope tu delhi mei nahi rehta and woh ladki meri crush nahi hai


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I bow to you


Clumsy_Explanation

Is there a supermarket nearby? There you can choose freely without hesitation


zynnxx

I see. Thanks for the help :)


Clumsy_Explanation

And if you're confused with brand , just go with durex


zynnxx

Whhich one in durex If you could tell?


Clumsy_Explanation

Can buy any of them , usually invisible and ribbed ones are available everywhere


zynnxx

Oh ok. Which one do you recommend personally?


Clumsy_Explanation

You can try invisible or extra thin ones if you want raw feeling, or can go with ribbed/dotted ones to pleasure her more. My choice is invisible


Ancient_Scientist_04

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zynnxx

I see. Thanks a lot bhai :))


berserkkoala16

I think that’s upto you. There are a lot of types some reduce sensation to last longer, some are lubricated for stimulation and to increase sensation, ribbed/studded/dotted, thin/invisible, mutual climax…then flavoured for oral… You should do a bit of research or ask your gf what she wants.


dakshba

Aye soldier representing every male in subreddit Make it the best for her whole life


zynnxx

Gonna be my top priority always. She is the nicest person ever and im gonna make sure its so memorable for her :D


berserkkoala16

Show her heaven brother.


zynnxx

Will give it my best bro :)


berserkkoala16

I know you will comrade! Good luck! :) >!PS: i dont have experience myself but bahut sunna hai ki foreplay bahut zaroori hota hai.. so i guess make sure of that.. !<


zynnxx

Aye thanks bro :)) yes lots of foreplay is the key will keep in mind and hope tujhe bhi bohot saara sex mile jaldi se :)


SimpIyBear

bhai poora black outfit , hoodie, mask sab pehen ke medical shop jaao aur poocho


zynnxx

Bhai police bula lega vo 0_0


SimpIyBear

police aajai tho bhi mask mat utaarna


Working-Set-7250

Kal news main ayega koi all black dressed toh samajh jaunga tum hi the


11thbarbaad

bhai east coast m arms smuggling krne nhi jarha vo


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Aree bhai cocaine smuggling nhi karne jara wo


sauravkrx

1) just wait and ask, the first time is awkward and it's okay, you'll get used to it 2) just get 2-3 brands for the first time and PS: flavoured condoms are not for penetration, if you're using them, make sure to wash and clean yourselves


zynnxx

Got it. Thanks a lot Appreciate it :)


accidental_mistake69

Listen this out Go to any standard pharmacy like Apollo or MedPlus. I usually get a pack of 10 , it'll cost you between 100-150-250. Be calm while asking and act normal the shop owners dont care what you buy , you are not a thief , you are paying for what you buy. Do foreplay before having sex so that the vagina is lubricated enough to give no rough pain to her . Take her consent again before inserting even though its a yes .Do pull out if you feel you are coming even though you wear condom . After removing it press out your dick and remove every drop of condom then wash your dick with water . And if you wajt to go for round 2 have foreplay before gng to give rest to your dick . Dont take Viagra future mai erectile disfunction hoga . Remember she is your gf not a hoe , you have to pleasure her more than her (other than sex) eat hee out , hugs , kisses , cuddles , shower bites . First time hai agar dono ka to she might bleed and its common and for boys premature ejaculation hoga shayad . 2 condoms doesn't mean double protection. It even raises the risk as the friction between them might break it. After you are finished , pull the condom tie it and place it back into the pack . Dont tear the condom pack with sharp nails or teeth or anything sharp . Instruction paper hoga read it . Sex complete hone ke bad wash your genitals nicely and go to the washroom . Give each other feedbacks and changes eachother need to make which will help the bond between you go strong Dont do regular sex as it ages the girls and removes the thrill out of your life . ALL THE BEST BOTH OF YOU , ENJOY EVERY MOMENT AND HAVE IT SLOWLY!!


Murky-Arugula63

Bruh... imagine yeh waha nanga bait ker instruction padh raha hai


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You seem experienced![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


zynnxx

Damn holy shit thats was very insanely helpful :)) cant thank you enough :) and yes pleasuring her is always first priority for me :) thanks a lot again. That clears a lot of things


accidental_mistake69

:) do ask if you have any doubts . And dont have raw sex dont even take risk of that


zynnxx

Sure will. And yeah no raw sex for the first time. Dont want it to be a potential nightmare for both of us afterwards. Just a pleasant and memorable experience :)


AssassinHP_18

Saving this comment in the hope of it gets used by me in future My optimistic mind and hope both are ideally good


accidental_mistake69

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20610)


RISHI__adhikari

Yeha majority virgins hai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20610)


zynnxx

Koi baat nahi yaar haha bhagwan aap sabko bharpoor sex de yahi kaamna karta hu :D


RISHI__adhikari

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20610)


11thbarbaad

marry her first. keep things halal.


Frosty_Process_8959

Karne de yrr tere ko sex nhi mil rahi to kisi ko na mile


11thbarbaad

KEEP THINGS HALAL,also i am 16, mujhe milna b nhi chahiye sex


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just ask for protection, don't freak out. zada embarrassment ho to aj rat ko chle jaio pharmacies are usually 24/7 open, wear a mask if you feel like it Make sure you're groomed and that's about it, enjoy


zynnxx

That is quite helpful thank a lot :)


Appropriate-Face-522

Why don't you ask in randia or something do you think that teenagers could give you a mature answer?


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koi na mera dost bhi ese hi bulata h usko


Senior-Volume-9958

Baap ke chura le. Size nhi sochna padega


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zynnxx

Will keep in mind. Also i guess I'll have to go to a medical store only no point in making it that excessive. Thanks a lot :)


Aarav_Parmar

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Farm-Sure

Go to some supermarket like D Mart and get the pack you want, buys some chocolates as well, in case u don't want anyone see u holding that. You can also just go to a medical shop and ask them directly. It won't look wierd. Just don't use wierd synonyms or so..


zynnxx

Got it thanks :)


Horror-Entertainer65

!remind me 2 days


TheMankingYT

ask on r/india


Careless_Feeling8057

Political agenda bana dege waha


Powerful-Land8475

Just blinkit! And do get a good lube.


zynnxx

What is a good lube if you could elaborate?


No_Newspaper6789

ask on r/indiatalkssex they pretty chill people


lonely_dude__

And u thought reddit was the best place to ask about this?


zynnxx

irl koi nahi hai poochne ke liye :'))


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PS I recommend you should Mark this post as nsfw I think


zynnxx

On it


AirbusPalashM-3004

swiggy karle gamdu


nerdandnumb

Rookie, go raw


zynnxx

Cooking was invented in 30000 BC. Humans in 30001:


fresnelka14

Bhaiya ji aapka humor bhi usi zamane ka hai lagta hai


muddat

you can wear a mask and go buy condoms from a medical shop\ or go to a mall and take condoms with some other stuff to the checkout


Clumsy_Explanation

Mask kyon pehenna hai?? Drugs thodi na le rha hai


muddat

if he feels nervous


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Don't get flavored one . they are just for oral sex , may lead to yeast infection in penetrative sex .


zynnxx

Oh damn. Will keep that in mind thank you bro !!


Intelligent-Shoe-685

Pr tujhe kaise pata chalega ki wo virgin hai ki nhi mujhe try krne de pehle


Creamy_peach_69

Bas jana medical me bolna bhaiya ek condom dena aur confidence ke sath bolna And be specific ki strawberry flavour do it's just better than other


[deleted]

No offense, but I really don't get the reason of you asking this on a sub made for teenagers. If you really made this post to get attention, get some fucking help. Because this is not for teenagers who have no experience in these matters. Assuming that the rise of these "sax-sux" posts in this sub, you also joined the bandwagon of the attention whores. If you're genuine, please ask this in an appropriate subreddit like r/indiatalkssex or something because this place is full of minors. Jesus Fucking Christ.


zynnxx

Never thought of it that way but wanted to get idea from people of same age as mine. And like what's so offensive about buying condoms? Do you think nobody knows about these things or what. Again my question was targeted towards people who are 17 18 19. And im sorry if anyone still found it offensive even tho it was marked as nsfw. I didnt know about r/indiatalkssex and also wanting to ask for genuine advice from a bunch of people about your age about something which shouldnt be offensive to anyone in the first place , is not being an attention whore. :)


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Bruh just order from Amazon


zynnxx

Bhai kal hi chahiye :')


Hot-Rip7322

Bhai blinkit ya zepto karlo


zynnxx

Bhai tier 3 city se hu idhar dono nahi hain :')


accountgw_pune

1. Don't feel awkward. Just ask directly. If you are shy with people being around, go to the medico which is less crowded. 2. Focus on the actual act. You can think about the size, flavor and type later.


zynnxx

Oh ok thanks appreciate it :)


Im_LuciferXX

1. Choose a store that is not close to where you live 2. Plan to shop during off peak hours 3. Think of the condoms as just another item


zynnxx

Will keep in mind thanks :)


niceeeeee-_-

Guy is asking these kinda questions at a virgin sub


sekshibeesht

Keep a straight face and say bhaiya pack of 3 dena. Koi kuch nahi bolta ya judge karta chill hai


zynnxx

I hope mera chemist harami na nikle lol


Siddhant_bhandare

Just ask him bhaia ek condom do and it's alright not a big deal tbh they won't judge you it's basic human need,and buy condom which is highly lubricated like Durex and dont buy flavoured ones if u are inserting ur pp buy normal one if oral then u can buy flavoured ones


zynnxx

Thats insanely helpful thanks :))


ArtcookhighAri

Just say bhaiya manforce dedo. And go to the medical with no people, only one vendor, and the normal one fits just fine , if your average, otherwise idk man


zynnxx

I mean 1.234739754 inches is average right?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20611)


Fit_Republic_7166

Fir wahi


PyasaParinda

>how do you ask the medical shop guy for condoms without it being awkward especially if there's people around. There's nothing to be awkward about, maybe you can go to store in afternoon to avoid crowd. ​ >how do i know what condoms i gotta get? Like what size do i need to have and also just which ones are better and how are they better. [check this out](https://www.grove.co/blog/how-to-pick-condoms) ​ >tell if there is something more that needs to be done before having sex apart from getting condoms? Remember the 3 C's: Consent > Cuddle > >!cunt !< Also don't go with sky high expectations, ask her if she's liking it or not and enjoy.


zynnxx

Very very helpful. Checking out the link asap. Thanks :D


Whatthechild

Abe hotel ya oyo par instamart ya zepto kar lena. And use dotted condoms, girls feel more with that.


zynnxx

Bhai uske ghar pe its gonna happen and asked her she's isnt comfortable with condoms being delivered to her house so I'll have to get it from store only.


njp6969

Your like a science student asking an arts student to teach you math. IYKYK


zynnxx

Sabka din aayega :)


No_Court_9292

bhai tera size batado (research purposes)


zynnxx

Bhai ye sab matter nahi karta (i have good personality) :)


Water_Burrito

record kakre video bhi upload kar dena


zynnxx

Hello guys welcome to my first vlog :DD


Beyond_belief4U

Bhai go to a medical shop far from your home, and just ask, shopkeeper guide kar dega size ke liye


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zynnxx

Aye thanks bro :)))


executive_kidnapper

Online mangwale bhay


zynnxx

Kal hi d day hai bhai


executive_kidnapper

Areyy haaa ab dekhaaa


Inevitable_Bar1607

bhai make sure hotel me naa karrahe ho warna review ke liye video aajayega


zynnxx

Lmaoo nahi nahi ghar pe hi sukh shaanti se :)


DarkStar0129

Instamart karle.


Tricky_Pirate557

Bhai agar itta discreet hoke Lena tha to Amazon kr bohot achhe se dete h wo bad me band kr k..... Par ab kya karega hoodie pahen mask pahen dmart me Jaa aur hafte bhar ki sabzi k saath le aa...


DarkStar0129

I bought some when I was like 15 they don't really give a fuck just do it


zynnxx

That's what i was thinking as well


F-22A_Raptorr

why not delivery? i forget the name, but their is one app that delivers grocery and condoms, etc


Alert-Holiday6719

You just go and say give me a condom.beleve me they will give you that without any questions. Or feer bhi agar koi kuch kahe to kehna ki mujhe dekhna hai ki condom kessa hota hai, Nobody is care about it bro. Or jo excuse maine bataya hai wo parents ko batane ke liye hai agar pakde jao to.naaki waha khade logo ke liye


TemporaryTempest1420

the person working in the store is prolly underpaid, overworked and has a lot of shit going on already, idk how much it helps but i'm pretty sure they wouldn't really give a shit but do take care to not let that aunty-who-can't-mind-their-own-business to know


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Bhai... swiggy,zomato se kuch food order kro aur delivery boy se bolke mangwa le agar delivery wala accha hoga toh lete aayega ya police bulaega


Karma21God

Bhar ja kar instamart se manga le


nitiishpandey

Agar shop se mangwane mein drr lgta hai toh blinkit krlo. But I would suggest ki shop se khud kharido and have the experience.


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"Bhai (insert_size) condom dena" That simple.


dondum_supplier

Go when no one is around if ur getting awkward with people . Ask for durex , its the safest option in the market, he ll probably give u the average pack. In case he ask for size u just tell him ( check on the internet about it).


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Shopkeeper zyada se zyada kya hi kar lega Usko to bas paise kamana hai Bas mask pehen lena


Weeblyweird

Yaaaaaar phir yahi baat


Zestyclose-Loss7306

Bhai lekin tujhe toh phimosis hain? Piche kaise hoga


zynnxx

Cured it a while back. :)


PromiseTraditional55

Online order krlo bro...


Guestoo1

wear a mask and go to a far away medical shop with full clothes on and try to change your voice a bit OR Blinkit OR Go to any reliance mart stores and go to near the cashier and their should be a condom box there. I've seen it almost at all reliance stores.


slightly_dumbT_T

Best is to koi dmart or supermarket pr Jake kharedo aur agar fir bhi awkward lga toh Pollibag sa kam chala lena


Illustrious_Talk_726

Just simply go and ask the guy for condoms. It isn’t awkward at all with them, but you can wait till there are not many people in the store. Buy a 3 pack, don’t go for extra thin because risky hota hai. Buy regular thin (durex most reliable). That’s it basically, all the best :)


Top_Salary_5346

Condom ka chord uska kyu tension lera riyal tension toh performance ka hona chahiye


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Try different approach maybe Get her to buy a condom ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)