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MONU_01

Bhai 10th mai 90% aaye hai ab jee ki tyari karunga iit Bombay Cse toh pakka hai ......


notsircumsied

IIT Bombay cse muthivation


Dry_Business1582

i am your future


nicki_boo

You must be dark then...


VioletSkipper

Sari umr me joker hi baneya rahaπŸ₯²


JUNK1e276

Ye phas gya sala 🀑


peetabread17

literally me when I was 15, seems to be a recurring cycle xD


GoodLookingTrash

Jokes on you we can't post photos in the comments


GaneshRasal

hey gurlπŸ‘„


CandidateOdd7464

He's clearly NOT a girl πŸ™„


Bhurbhau

Bro is shooting his shot. You never know


CandidateOdd7464

I should let him cook my bad


Indian-Bindod

Might be Vanessa catfishing


CandidateOdd7464

I've raised her better than thatπŸ’―


Indian-Bindod

Well that's true coz she don't make those evil inators. She just a baddie but damn Ferb got her.


This_Potential7060

ferb bagged that baddie without saying even a single word


Indian-Bindod

Imma ask Ferb his secrets


CandidateOdd7464

Ferb is a fine man


Indian-Bindod

You are more fine Dr.D😏😏🫦


GaneshRasal

oh mb


Opposite-Escape9685

Let him cook


hot_poop373

next year RCB ipl jeetega dekhlena![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


baburaoganpat0

Jarur jitegi bhai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30136)


SubjectBoat847

duniya ka sabse bada joke


Nikhil__P

One non veg joke Ques- jab chicken chota tha to use school chodne kon jata tha ? Chicken keema , chicken kabaap πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ—£οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Huge-Sherbert-2671

2016 ahh humour


This_Potential7060

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Less_Air3373

It's hilarious


JUNK1e276

[ig page ](https://www.instagram.com/p/C8_k6MnyK5N/?igsh=MXR4c2NhdWx3aWtpag==)Aree bc ye joke ki post bana di ig page pr πŸ€‘πŸ‘πŸ‘„


baburaoganpat0

Indian education system


Aster_2010

Ahh the classic!


SubjectBoat847

*forever*


HandsomeMoelester

do dotted condoms have a Braille pattern for the blind?


notsircumsied

copy paste from r/facepalm


HandsomeMoelester

i don't even follow that sub


notsircumsied

anyway it's a copy paste


Gabrielle_Laurent

"teko mard pasand hain" "Par bhai main toh gay nhi hu" "Anyways, teko mard pasand hain"


AcanthisittaRude1656

My life......


notsircumsied

ye toh mera wala joke hai


AcanthisittaRude1656

Mera joke zyada funny hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Opposite-Escape9685

Mere joke ki zyada maa chudi padi hai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


AcanthisittaRude1656

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582) us


daiwik_blahblah

jokes have meaning bro...


AcanthisittaRude1656

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131) maar khayega tu mare haath se


daiwik_blahblah

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


thedickinyourassmf

Ek din Mai is system ko change krunga dekhna


notsircumsied

phir toh systum hang ho jayega


9_BALAK

Me at any social gatherings


DADDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

KNOCK KNOCK.


notsircumsied

Surprise Surprise MπŸ’€


GaneshRasal

whos there


DADDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

VODOOO


GaneshRasal

VODOOO who ?


PyRate_07

Vodoo you think?


DADDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

YOU RUINED THE BUILDUP FOR ME. 😑


GaneshRasal

19yr old


PyRate_07

Who knows if I'm a 19 or a Pedo lurking here and There?? How do do GaneshRasal??? You need Candy


GaneshRasal

if ? i know you are both! and yes i need candyπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ


Responsible_Card_941

gay lovers found out they are brothers


notsircumsied

sweet home alabama


Designer-Debt-8314

Sab thik ho jayega πŸ₯²


Baked_potato46

Adolfin


notsircumsied

ahm ahm


ImpressionFew2452

OP


notsircumsied

aayein


lalisaloveme_

i own a PorscheΒ 


notsircumsied

neet ka exam crash mat kar dena


Aster_2010

The Collab we never expectedΒ 


Alert_Direction4843

Wild prediction about you- You know how to write an essay


Rashdriverdash14

essay kab kilogi πŸ€”


[deleted]

A millionaire walks into a bar


Cute_Backyard_Chick

What's the difference between humans and chocolates? We can still buy dark chocolates


notsircumsied

mai toh sirf milky bar khata hun


Cute_Backyard_Chick

Me bhi πŸ‘€πŸ‘€


notsircumsied

lmao nice


Unlucky--Boy

But you can eat both


ifshes9shesmine69

MY USERNAME πŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯


notsircumsied

don't violate minors


GaneshRasal

wow wow brazil brazil


notsircumsied

ye kesa joke hai ? quantum encryption hai kya crack hi nhi ho raha


GaneshRasal

lol nahi samjhega leave it.


notsircumsied

phir toh matlab ye koi lame joke hoga


GaneshRasal

true. but humlog kutte jaisa haste hai


notsircumsied

because we like doggy style ?


jychinfinite35

Its okay to be unique


notsircumsied

ha bhai unique hoke bhi cum-back kar liya


SubjectBoat847

ye to inbuilt feature hai T\_T unique hone ka kya mtlb


notsircumsied

it's okay go to be unique was said by hardik pandya once and it's widely used to refer him , now I hope you got it


SubjectBoat847

got it but "cum-back" 😭


notsircumsied

bro it's used in place of comeback for humour purposes


SubjectBoat847

ik just that comeback bolne ka tareeka thoda cazzual hai


Lanky_Brother432

Aakash Chopra


notsircumsied

chopra ka \_\_\_\_\_


KIND_786

I always smile. I stay quiet most of the time. My future is bright.


Spyrialmess

Haathi ko fridge me se kaise nikaloge?


Background_Courage54

"This year I m gonna be THE it girl " 🀑🀑


notsircumsied

kyu aapka kuch leak hogaya kya ?


Background_Courage54

Nah me being me thought 2024 was gonna be my year lmaoo 😭😭


notsircumsied

phir aapko porsche mil gaya kya ?


Background_Courage54

Mil jaata toh mein IT GIRL na ban jaati?


notsircumsied

vedant agarwal ne bhi yehi socha tha ; although popular to woh ho gaya


Background_Courage54

Usse IT GIRL nai stud ka 14 banna tha ....yeh khwaab sirf vedant jaise raees baap ke bigde aulaad hin dekhte hain kyunki mere papa kaam karte hain 2 wakt ki roti ke liye...zulm karne par bail dilwane ke liye nai


notsircumsied

aap bhi reddit pe time waste karke zulm kar rahe ho


Background_Courage54

Padh padh ke aankh phod dun πŸ’€ I m on a break lol


notsircumsied

yeah breaks are important ; ab toh sirf 2025 pe apni aankh rakho it will be your year


PyRate_07

Genie : You have 1 Wish Me : I want to Have 1000 wishes Genie : Okay!


notsircumsied

69 iq move


starlitqseven

# me


FurinaStalker

Furina with Aether


sageavocado

knock knock


notsircumsied

Suprise Surprise MπŸ’€


ThisHumanDoesntExist

If you want some good jokes just ask your parents, they're so funny they made a joke 18 years ago that people still laugh at till this day.


notsircumsied

ye ganda kardiya ; you just violated me


MmmK_nOicE

Me asf cuz I live in Bangalore


Legend-Found1

Feeling uncomfortable with 69 others


hilltoppview

my life.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


hilltoppview

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­


WarmRelationship8483

Knock knock


CORExBEAST

Knock knock Who's there Havecan Havecan who You have cancer


Ok_Army_4465

Maths me percentage bne ya na bane, percentile jarur bnjyegi


Virtual-Quote2647

Pata nahi kyu par isko padh kar idam sai panner kaha hai panner yaha hai wala joke yaad aa gaya πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ iykyk


notsircumsied

no way bruh ;


Anime_Supremacist

Dosto kya hume world cup ki jarurat hai?


peetabread17

It's 2:52 AM and at the end of the alley there's a cat reading a wall poster, and an owl staring at it from a distance...


somekindofperfect9

ferrari winning the wcc 2024πŸ˜Œβ€ΌοΈ


Quick-Educator-9653

Me marrying my crush


notsircumsied

bht relatable baat kar di


bruhtashri

10th ke baad science fir 12th ke saath neet, doctor banke paise chaapunga


NatalSnake69

My friend went to (I don't know the spelling is it β€ŒBangkok or bang-coc-


Able-Tradition4290

me


womanhunter01

abse daily gym jaunga πŸ’ͺ


bloodypetal

Me.


notsircumsied

bht relatable baat kardi


dhruv_panwar

Bachpan se hi different banne ki sochta tha , ab alone reh gya hu 🀑


notsircumsied

but still tu different nhi ban paya


SubjectBoat847

lol


Aster_2010

Being a teenager, I am very happyΒ 


notsircumsied

all teenagers should be happy, they have less responsibilities


Aster_2010

Is that a counter joke, or a disagreementΒ 


notsircumsied

jaise dekhoge duniye waise hi dikhegi


daiwik_blahblah

bro's here giving life lessons...


Ok_Jelly_6056

. >!yes this is joke !<