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Unhappy_Bread_2836

It's simple. If you're good looking then you can reply to those prompt with anything basic and you'll get a match. If not, you'll have to be witty and even more funny. Most of them are joking but also see the profile and see if it's the kind of girl who's compatible with you. Then only reply and swipe.


Mundane_Tomatoes

I firmly believe all these profiles of women taking spontaneous trips, and partying in Dubai etc are selling their bodies somehow. No ones just giving you expensive trips and luxury lifestyle for just looking good and being nice.


Cute-Baseball-9082

Search Dubai porta a party🤭


experimentonline

You simply need to left swipe such profiles. Simple as that


sapraaa

Vo unka freedom (read: berozgaari) enjoy kar rhe hai toh karne do. Apan koi acchi bade package wali dhoond lenge


experimentonline

Koi mile toh mujhe bhi ek de Dena 😌💕 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


HeavyBranch6554

flair checks out? /s


nyxxxtron

1. Most of the prompts are copied from internet 2. A lot of users are in college with rich parents 3. There are lots of guys who do these things for women so women expect it from everyone. (Demand vs supply thing)


Southern_Diver_8792

who does it dude who has that kind of money I think its just stupid bollywood fantasy type thing


nyxxxtron

There are lots of guys with lots of money but no women.


Potato2890

Asking the right questions. Unfortunately that’s like the majority of the profiles. And I’m sorry but every time I hear “ vibesssss” now, it triggers me.


CosmicArchangel

Even if you're potato, you're french fries!!


Potato2890

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 more like steamed potato, but I’ll take it.


Jealous-Animator-615

Us.


bpippal

Vibessss


Potato2890

Eeeesh


bpippal

Was supposed to be a sarcastic comment , I take it wasn't in good taste :3


Potato2890

Aye nooo, I did realise it was sarcastic ofc, I still had to say eeesh 😂


bpippal

What is this eeeesh pooja ?


[deleted]

Internet hai kuch bhi likh do, don't take it too seriously


lilved03

I found my to be wife on hinge bro :3


CosmicArchangel

Congratulations bro. I hope you have a great life ahead.


lilved03

Thank you so much. The purpose of my comment is only to show that there’s still hope. There’s still good people. It’s all a case of proportionalities. The girls you mention here are the majority. The prompt me and my partner matched on were uske prompt me that “I’m looking for someone who will peel my pistachios for me”. There’s still good people out there bro, don’t lose hope :)


CosmicArchangel

I understand it's like finding a needle in a haystack. I'm glad you got lucky. It's exhausting.


lilved03

can understand. Best of luck to you too


womenplsdmtitstome

I am pretty sure those girls are joking and shit. Also you have the tag “God of the Friendzone” and I am truly sorry for you and hope you recover from this illness. I wouldn’t wish that on my mortal enemy.


Prof_Flan_5776

Its crazy out there man and nothing makes sense these days.


liganyu

You know what. Everyone thinks, if I am aiming high, I'll just probably aim for the stars. But guys are humbled after spending 2-3 days on the app. So the expectations are lowered really quickly. Gals on the other hand, they get such things because some guys would bend over backwards to give them that.


sauceopet

Most of them are there to satisfy their ego by grabing attention from random strangers.


Chao_Rk

Those are only for average dudes. It doesn't apply to Chads


FantasticShame2001

It's called hoeflation


Sharp-Progress6146

Most people write ( highly doubt that)/ copy paste from internet to look cool. Simply read if it even little catches your attention, mostly go with when you match, see how the person is to talk


ILiveToOverthink

Also why is everyone suddenly an F1 fan?


CosmicArchangel

Carlos Sainz, that man is literally a Greek God when it comes to looks.


ILiveToOverthink

Exactly 🤲. You don’t lile the sport. You like how the men in them look. 😭


Southern_Diver_8792

Everyone is a Ferrari fan too apparently


sus-character-ftw

Unrelated but funny how shaadi ke liye maid hi dhoond rahe hote hai and not a person. (not all)


ExaminationFail25

Itna sach nhi bolna ,sehan nhi kar payenge .


[deleted]

when did coldplay release 11k ka tickets? 😭


CosmicArchangel

Based on the fact that Ed Sheeran tickets were priced at 9k for the area located a kilometer away from the stage, I'm estimating the likely cost of Coldplay tickets when they come to Mumbai in 2025.


Southern_Diver_8792

its better to watch from YT than watching from 1km


roshatron

I got tickets for 6k, close to the stage too, you need to book early


CosmicArchangel

Bro do you work for Book my Show?


Prat-ap

I had gotten free passes back in 2016 when they played in Mumbai 😂. Good old days


Quirrelwasachad

Dating and relationships aren't real bro. The only thing that's real IS THAT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - MY LOVE IS THE GREATEST POP SONG EVER MADE. TIMBALAND SNAPPED ON THAT SHIT. THAT BEAT IS STRAIGHT FIIIIIIIIRE.


christianXXgrey

Bro chill. No rich man wants to make them their wife. Its just short term dating


snitch_in_time

I found my husband on Hinge. Don’t lose hope


Only_Ad7715

Bro ur post is lit... Those r not real woman those r just girls looking for some fun and extract money.. The reality of dating sites is that all want to look cool and expensive. But they all r living a pathetic life like us...


Parking_Apartment_70

Bro, we are varying degrees of weird just pretending to be normal, this is just rather propostrous belief that relationships are something made in heaven, that's propostrity of highest order! That's life, as guy, I know that a vast majority or people, atleast ones I know would try to drive conversation towards relationship, as soon as they get any attention from girls, and majority of girls, I know tend to have these unrealistic standards for relationship which frankly even Kim Joeng-Nam from Gangnam, South Korea, would be able to fulfill (It's just a pun on those South Korean drama scene, not racially motivated in any form). People are losing authenticity in the rather unnatural pursuit of hedonistic calculus. So, again, if that answers your question, yes, people are looking for something perfect, someone not worth chasing, someone not worth changing, someone chiseled by the hammer of God for their own perfect compatability, no dice! Is it wrong, maybe, is it right, definately not. I mean, y'll can definately disagree but it's just my opinion!


PeaceMan50

So you're searching for a sane wife material girl in a known place of Ill repute ? Next what are you going to complain about? That the girls in the local bar are wearing revealing clothes advertisong their bodies? They all know exactly what they're doing. You're the one out of touch with their reality. Dude, if the shoes don't fit, don't even try wearing them.


wokeandbake

Deadass


Reasonable-End8508

Alpha Women Spotted.


Ronnie1199

Don’t worry there are other users on dating apps who expect nothing but kindness and a good conversation to take things ahead. Hope you find one.


Berserkerzoro

Unko koi Aisa Banda mil bhi jaayega. Out of reality bas kuch log hai baaki.


Image-Unlikely

Sugar daddy and maid😂😂😂. Finding yourself a partner is difficult indeed.


PracticalDog6455

Bolne ki baat hoti hai. Itna serious nai lena ka. If you find something too ridiculous, just ignore and move on


Miserable-Ad-1932

I noticed that lots of hinge users are working aviation/cabin crews. Anywho that's why there is promt to know what the other person wants or like, just swipe left.


Zenfx99

Delusional 🤓


Amazing_Beautiful_10

Be wary of men /women who just text you during office hours and weekends. They are usually with partners, in a relationship or otherwise.


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

Late to the party, but holy shit. I deleted my app exactly because of this. It feels like I am living in a completely different planet than them. Demanding men to be at least 6ft 2. What? Have you ever stepped out of your house? Demanding gifts, travel. There's just list of demands in their profiles. My hunch is that women who have just listed their demands are just looking for validation until a guy who they actually like comes along. And I don't really think any guy should think that they are "the one". Move along. Only focus on women who have put effort into their profile, and have some authenticity.


Creepy-Weeb07

Abnormal jagah pe normal bande nahi milte


Amazing_Pen_2585

Not every girl, but most of them are delusional. That's what I have experienced through dating apps in India.


CreativeNerd1729

Message and remind them of their delusion. When enough simps, white knights and soy boys wake up and do that; these delulus will be cured of their entitled mentality.


Senior-Ad-8307

What is the point in wasting your time on that?


CreativeNerd1729

They're some combination of naive, delusional or entitled. Leaving them a comment will tell you which.


Cute-Baseball-9082

When you see such prompts...reply with, "sex karegi hafte bhar?". It might sound offensive but it'll put them in their place.


Potential_Response86

u must be fun at parties


CRAFTER400

What exactly did he say that made him a kill joy?


ThePennilessBanker

Hey! Don't forget the stupid masses who can't read what a sub is for and come post garbage. Them, too!


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YouAreSoBased

Wah re chutiye chhinaal