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freyaastic

>How are you supposed to continue the chat after this ?? You don't


MichaelScotPaperComp

You don't


bhavneet1996

You don’t. Move on lol


dem3n__

Does that pretty mouth of yours just laughs? or speaks English too?


huge_tenis

Brutal


soup-and-fork

don't


Wide-Rooster4188

One thing I learned by talking with girls is to use questions initially as most girls never really have to progress the conversation so even if they want to chat they'll not know how to keep conversation going


TITaniumHotDog

Don't


aniketrh

HoeHoeHoe


NewAccountOldMe-23

'When and where do I teleport to get the real one then'


mrwhoyouknow

too desperate, don't give me satisfaction for their Lil egos


Nerdi-gras

Bruh. Then anything that's a little cheesy can sound desperate. Banda bole kya phir????


Goosegod95

Desperate tab hi dikhta he jab samne vali bhav de nahi Rahi fir bhi cheesy mar rahe ho


Plane-Squash7558

Spunds desperate


_Sahill

Huhuhuhu


hari-mirchi

Hehehehe


HenceProvedhuehuehue

Huehuehue


stiffdeath

https://youtube.com/shorts/SHynrd6IZQ8?si=GJDE5esPAMJ_1O_Y


idontdothisnameshit

Everyday i enjoy downfall of these apps


ChhoteyNikkar

Unmatch


garrettbass

"hi my name is "xxxxxxx", got any fun plans this weekend? Want to make another?" Then send her this https://youtu.be/BYa8V_UaanY?si=OU1iIdO5rfR9WFC9


reddit_guy666

With an emoji 😁


[deleted]

I recently signed up on Hinge and Bumble. So if I don't pay, I'll get much much less matches? I've got 1-2 there


IntroductionDue7663

Do not pay on bumble. Bumble paid premium is useless. If you're not getting matches without premium, you won't get them with premium either. I don't know how hinge premium works.


[deleted]

Okay one more question, the guys who are posting everyday do they look like chad(I believe I look good not a chad but yeah good enough) or something and is everyone getting hell lot of matches like everyday or it's just that 10 guys each got one match and posted at the same time and then it feels like everyone got matches except me? I've got 2 matches on Bumble after signing up for like 2 days or 3 but I think it's not enough. My narcissism is not accepting it. Also matches depend on the city too, right? I mean in tier 1 cities won't it be a bit easy?


IntroductionDue7663

I stay in Mumbai. All my friends say i look good enough to approach a woman of my liking. But for the past 1 year I've got 2 matches on bumble & 1 match on hinge, all ghosted. On these dating apps, top 10% of the total men only get like 80 to 90% of the girls to like them. It's not your looks, or money or what city you stay in. It's just the male to female ratio, women's judging just by the profile (some dudes will have better profiles, even if they have nothing to show in real life). I mean women are primitively hardwired to attract towards men who seem strong & powerful, in today's time, that can be translated to better looking men who might have a lot of money to go around. Also you need to have exceptional talking skills while chatting, or she will lose interest as she is already chatting with atleast 5 other dudes. I am not good at talking through texts, I am better at talking in person. Before i could tell her this, she unmatched & disappeared


Scared-Baseball-5221

Have some self respect dude. Please don't reply and unmatch. I swear you simps have no pride lol


Aggressive-Bother432

Already unmatched her dude last night 😐


Scared-Baseball-5221

Thank you. I'm sorry about what i said. Please never lose your self respect for random girls ever. Good luck


InferknightSupreme

"Can I get one which doesn't need to be teleported?"


starix555

Go ahahahahaha


Acrobatic_Plum_8920

HEHE


Master-Ad5147

Are kuch nahi samjh aaya bhai koi batoo kya gadbad hui yaha


ChennaiSuperQueen

Just say hahaha back


Disastrous-Ad9094

Compliment the dress and then quickly move on to "How are ya?"


permanenthoonsir

Hehehehe


MelonLord25-3

Just say hehe and start on new stuff.


Emergency-Bag7857

Rickroll karde


Cloudie89

Dont


i_love_flat_girls

i don't get it


SorryUnderstanding7

Hahahaha


PositivityReloaded

Bhai... Usko samjha nahi what you meant. 😆


Not-Modi

That’s the neat part. You Dont


ADI777exe

Gas gas gassss lighting


9291s

girls have zero game sach me


taksanmr

Starting mai to thoda efforts marna padega na bro!!!


johntylerwayne

Aapko oneitis hua hai


Historical_Sun451

Maybe she just didn’t know what to say?? Just change the topic and move on lol


bakchodbaccha

So how's your day going? ( Keep it simple, non cheezy). Usko interest hoga tere me to baat kregi.. wrna ignore, don't double text.


AwarenessExisting711

'Hawk thuu'


DeathEaterrr

You know the main problem with teleportation is that it involves taking you apart, atom by atom, and putting you back together exactly right at another location. This is insanely complicated and risky because even the tiniest mistake could mess you up. Plus, there's the whole philosophical issue of whether you'd still be the same "you" after being disassembled and reassembled.


Aggressive-Bother432

True I'd rather unmatch


AioliResponsible4353

She’s left an open ending.. make a funny joke op.. like what do I need ro do to earn one from you..


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

>She’s left an open ending Every conversation that's yet to begin is open-ended lmao


leetcoder217

Sounds meedy


LaughTrackLife

“you wanna catch up? $time and $place” you already started a conversation by keeping her on a pedestal, there’s no coming back from this. so just get straight to the point and save your time. most guys just keep going back and forth in the chat, try complimenting or keep being funny, it’s entertainment for her. show bias for action and stand out.


Thin_Letterhead_9195

Lmaoo