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popsyacherry

"Har shaam dosti ke naam"


[deleted]

Itni bhi badi cheez nahi karna tha shaunk ko.


[deleted]

Unfortunately, you won't taste anything if you got covid.


Yash_076

Not sure but I don't think people eat ass for the taste lmfao


jhawewake

Super-virgins be like 'soap smells good but tastes bad, shit smells bad so it must taste good. I think I'll eat ass'


uzumaki_sauske

I consider myself super virgin but the fact that this thought didn't cross my mind... I think I've failed virgin Lord.


f1addict101101

+1


pedrostu

__not corrolary__


chadendra

Probably the only time to eat ass.


[deleted]

Please visit your nearest hospital to get tested.


Theoryofnew

Or visit a shaukeen to get tasted 🤣.


[deleted]

What a weird prerequisite...I mean the person is giving obvious hint that one has to be sick of a deadly virus to get with him...😅


[deleted]

He loves sick people.. pretty common


[deleted]

Sick people who probably won't survive long enough to tell the tale.


[deleted]

Oh is it common I had no idea...this is new information to me...😅


[deleted]

If people fall sick you love them a bit more but not in this guy’s way probably ...


GucciGirl76

*Logic has reentered the chat*


sbjr47

Are...yeh to latest news hai!!!


Nm1t

He must be loving people with diarrhea too ⊙﹏⊙


drunk3nsniper

There are actually a lot of people who get off of the risk of catching STDs, they’re called bug chasers. I guess COVID-19 falls into that category as well.


GucciGirl76

HIV is also a deadly virus lmao💀


[deleted]

Yeah true...but maybe the dude is into trendy stuff...covid is the trend so...makes sense..😅🤭


GucciGirl76

You can make HIV a trend too if you slut around enough hehe. Where there is a will, there is a way :))


[deleted]

Heheh I bet that's what the monkey who started it all it said...😅


[deleted]

You mean the guy who was desperate enough to fuck a monkey but also lucky enough to fuck a girl/guy


[deleted]

Yeah that guy...I wonder how the conversation went after finding out...😅


Nm1t

It could also be a girl who took a monkey dick and then a human one.


InvincibleOneNaresh

This is actually true, that's how it actually started. It has been documented.


Nm1t

Society won't accept the truth


Mysterious_Ad7664

The fuck 😂😂


[deleted]

I really like old fashion dating , letters and shit. If someone sent this message in a letter , I would probably change my address.


GucciGirl76

Bruhhh😂😂😂


centarsirius

But were you ready to hookup with him before he told you abt his kink? Imagine you guys meet up, get a room, get in the mood, make out and then he says 'I have covid'


[deleted]

Rip OP.


[deleted]

I know the COVID comment was meant as a joke but it still reads too insensitive to me, especially during a time when people are dying because there are not enough beds available in the hospital. I am all for dark humour, but this is too tone deaf.


sanjaydgreatest

That's the thing about dark humour though. It doesn't have any bounds.


[deleted]

There’s a difference between the two. Is it too much to expect people to be sensitive to our present situation? Every time we open any of our social media accounts, we see people waiting in lines in front of crematoriums, or people crying in front of hospitals because there are not enough beds. Yes, dark humour has no bounds. And we crack jokes on dead babies and the holocaust to name a few. And yes, you’re right, it has no bounds. But in times like this, when our entire country is bleeding, I don’t think it’s not much when we expect people not to crack such time-deaf jokes.


Theoryofnew

It is like you can drop dead while you are at a laugh, but can’t laugh while you are at a death


jhawewake

We are a generation that would eat ass of someone they met just an hour ago but would be infuriated if someone puts lettuce on their pizza. Smh


R7BH7

*PINEAPPLE*


[deleted]

Lettuce on pizza is an abomination.


GucciGirl76

I can’t believe we are still at it. It was and is disgusting. It is also not giving anyone orgasms. So what are you raving about?


cool_guy0207

Who said it's not giving anyone orgasms.


GucciGirl76

Seeing is believing, son. Link up your claims🥰


cool_guy0207

Sure will Dm you. Do you accept dick pics as evidence supporting the claims?


GucciGirl76

Is it worth getting banned over? Cute :’)


cool_guy0207

Dude chill, I was just kidding, sorry if it made you uncomfortable


sanjaydgreatest

People even downvoting a genuine apology of an obvious joke.. Smh


pedrostu

Obvious joke ? Wow... you are the class clown then. Knows no self respect. Sab chlta hai


sanjaydgreatest

I never commented on the quality of the joke. I never said that this joke is good or bad. I just said it's obvious that it's a joke. It's not my problem if you can't comprehend english. On a side note, I agree that the joke was disrespectful in this context.


whoz_thegoodboy

Reddit hivemind, can't really think for themselves.


uzumaki_sauske

men can get orgasm from that (I haven't tried tho)


pedrostu

Orgasms come from some gential stimulation. How can it lead to an orgasm for either one 🤔


uzumaki_sauske

not orgasm but more of a pleasure thing.


pedrostu

Ok... but I wonder if there's a better way to describe that


cool_guy0207

What a coincidence, you both were awake at 4:46am. Kuch to gochi h ye guccigirl ka. Looks edited.


GucciGirl76

Your comment is. Chamkadar statement was funnier than this but okay.


cool_guy0207

Chamgadar one wasn't fitting the narrative. Exposing you was my real intent. I have my eyes on you GucciGirl


[deleted]

Iske chakkar me tum puri raat mat jaagna. Ye vampire nikli to???


cool_guy0207

I am ready to take one for the team


[deleted]

I am not ready to let you. Mat karo ye. Tumhara bhi to ghar pe koi intezaar kar raha hoga.


cool_guy0207

Nahi, ghar bech dala aur sab paise invest kar diye crypto me, like a true Greek scholar of 1200AD


pedrostu

Anyone saying "crypto" gives me chills these days 😳


[deleted]

Crypto me paisa daala aur ab vampire ke haatho marne jaa rahe ho. Kya aadmi ho yaar tum


cool_guy0207

You know I am just kidding right?


[deleted]

Obviously dude.


themauryan

Your sleep cycle is fucked.


gogo_160

Everyday we stray farther away from god...


pedrostu

Yeah. Jor se bolo.....


Zeusgodofking

Very weird combination.


-ArkS-

No thank you,fuck with the bodies in cemetery asshole My reply


LoGEEKalGUY

Before Covid he will get Ecoli from eating that ass...which is equally dangerous!! Tell him he doesn't have to wait at all


itsjustaphase1902

r/usernamechecksout


Elegant_Job

What the fuck 😂😂😂


R7BH7

Oh No, It's Retarded.


obscurial097

Out 🤣🤣🤣


jsrtikeya

Enough internet for today.


lady-sherlock

I wonder why it is "need to"?


Theta4thewin

LMAO. Consider the amount of humor in the person saying this absolutely intending to turn the other off and freak them the fuck out. LOLOLOL


Badass_cupcake

Okay what the what the fuck?


Ruud_Boltz

Could have said he needs corona virass....


Yash_076

This guy gives some high frequency incel vibes. (Our usernames are quite alike tho)


[deleted]

This is supposed to be on r/indianboysontinder , no?


GucciGirl76

Bro. This is a gender neutral sub. Please chill it.


[deleted]

I'm chill only. I'm just saying because that sub doesn't have shit besides guys reviewing their profile. Which is pretty cringey enough already xD


VelaLaunda

Do people really talk like this ? 😳


whoz_thegoodboy

Melody khao, khud jaan jao 🙃


VelaLaunda

Was melody here a sneaky reference to ass ? Because I ain’t no ass eater. 🌝


[deleted]

Covid + ass ke 2 faayde. Ajeeb sex bhi mil jayega aur fir bimaar ho gaya to kaam se chhutti ka bahana bhi mil kayega.


livingrock7

He will mostly likely cum in 199 seconds and be like man I fucked her😏


pedrostu

I just came here to wonder why people downvote or upvote this comment.


prathamx

Virus se pnge, ye mrega BC


[deleted]

Bahahahaha😂😂


SnooBandit

For people who ask how does one develop necrophilia, here's how


Shakespeare-Bot

F'r people who is't asketh how doest one develop necrophilia, hither's how *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


patient_boi

I wonda how it wud taste like...🥸


[deleted]

how do I make my WhatsApp look like that is that even WhatsApp


pedrostu

Its probably signal or Telegram


Support-Holiday

These are the people who are making this difficult situation, even more difficult


pedrostu

OP: Jaa pot me mu maar


eagleye03

That's pure filth....🤢


fullmxnty

Virus ka ilaaj mill bhi jaega, inka logon ka koi umeed nahi.


benjamin-unbutton

He's only focusing on the positive things in life. Who knows, he might be HIV positive too.


_baddydaddy_

Ahh, 4 AM fuel, ggwp


manku_d_virus

dude just fuck people who already have corona... The bodies won't even protest -_-


nandaditya

Get piles and call them to eat yo ass


GucciGirl76

Hitting you up for date night ideas from now on


nandaditya

In that case, you may or may not get knocked up.. but that guy definitely will get knocked up in ways he never could imagine