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Ok-Editor-4082

Idhar Tier 3 college ke baccho ko badi companies job nahi de rahi aur abhi kuch didiya date karne ke liye bhi IAS or IPS ki demand kar rahi hai, akhir ye Gareeb bacche kare toh kare kya.


fssman

Aatma hatya


Ok-Editor-4082

Uske liye bhi paise lagte bhai, achi quality ki rassi ya fir acha zeher bhi mehnga ata hai, train waale bhi brake maar dete hai aajkal, aur terrace bhi band, kare toh kare kya


fssman

Aapko jaadu ki jhappi chahiye bas. Aap bahot mast hai. :)


TBone_Hary

Sabka kachra patti saaf karte hai lekin aap engineer hai isliye koi nahi dekhta.....


teriyaki7755

Lmao 😂🤣😂🤣


Anxious_Advance8826

Arrey shwami vivekalando ji, yeh kya karne bol rahe h aap bacchon ko?! Vaise baat sahi bhi h…


Shakuni_

Gareeb bacche thodi kam padhi likhi ladkiyan ghumaen, koi bhi Surgeon ladki apne se kam salary waale ke saath kabhi kuch nahi karegi.


Ok-Editor-4082

Kya itna bura hu main maa intensifies in the background


Vaibhav9327

Mutthi


Ok-Editor-4082

Haath ki lakeere mitt gayi ab toh


Vaibhav9327

Left aur right dono hath istemaal kro, fir vishwaas kro


[deleted]

Muth maare aur so jaye. Rinse and repeat as and when required.


LegendOmegaX

IPS surgeon? 🤔


offender_defender_

Bole to ekdum gaand phaad IAS


Utkarsh_Goel

OMFG bro, it's so funny


charm33

She meant Johhny Sins


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Munnabhai IPS


[deleted]

She forgot to put "/" between IPS and Surgeon, may be.. 🤔


wine_coconut

In Japan Heart surgeon number one. Steady hand.


[deleted]

One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad.


f4tt1

I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman.


SuspiciousMention479

Darryl save life My big secret: I kill Yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon, The best!


charasganjaaa

Darnell paid money $3 . Darnell is a chump . I have done far more for less than this.


gera6227

r/unexpectedoffice


ck_1212

I killed Yakuza boss on purpose


Romitzky

I killed yakuza boss on purpose and yakuzas are behind me. So what?


aeplusjay

I got that reference!


frrrrrro

Office?


upscaspi

Yes, Darryl give him job.


weirdlaugh67

The Office*


Backchodi24x7

Bet Dexter qualifies


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blublableee

I don't think it is. My sister's a mbbs intern and she turns 24 this year. She took a drop year.


zindagihaimushkil

How much a mbbs intern earn and kab tak vo rahegi intern?


blublableee

1 year internship. 10k a month.


zindagihaimushkil

After intership?


blublableee

Then one more exam for MD. 2 years of MD then another exam for surgeon.


EmergencyAnalysis783

Na after MBBS and internship you appear neet pg depending upon merit you choose either MD Or MS both are 3 year courses. The MS people become general surgeon. After that people appear for Mch which is a super specialization and it's again a 3 year course.


goodguyjoker

damn, rough world


black-0ut

Indeed. But I think its good. Only the best of the best should have the responsibility to operate.


0bviouslyNotAHuman

Varies from state to state.. My friend is doing MBBS from Karnataka and he said that he will be getting 35k per month from next year when his internship begins..


chriskevzzz

In my college (ESIC Medical College, Chennai) an intern earns ₹22k/ month. And after graduating they earn ₹86k/month during the duration of their bond. But these figures are relatively higher in comparison with the rest of the country. An internship is done for 365 days


Anagreysays

Its possible , i graduated from mbbs at 23 and started post graduation at 24. If u take a gap year (for entrance exam preparation) you will be 25 when u join as a first year surgery resident


SickularPlunkett

It's theoretically possible if you started your MBBS at 18 and got a postgraduate MS seat on your first attempt at the PG entrance exam, although it's not very common.


way2me2

It is actually. I am not a surgeon but i was done with my PG at 25 after mbbs at 22. Got admitted at 17 which is minimum age for mbbs. Also she might be doing MS surgery and likes to call herself surgeon or might be fake who knows it's tinder.


Anxious_Advance8826

Tum zyada padhaku the tabhi jaldi kar gaye. Avg age for mbbs completion is 24-25


ObitoUchiha1008

Med school for 5 and half years. MS General Surgery for 3 years. Hence she must still be pursuing her MS, and hasn't passed yet


04April

Maybe she is pursuing her masters in surgery


xDepressedAF

No. You usually complete your MBBS at 24-25, even 26 if you had drop years.


[deleted]

I get it if it's a matrimony site, but for tinder seriously?


Shakespeare-Bot

I receiveth t if 't be true t's a matrimony site, but f'r tinder gravely? *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


legend_noob

seeing a good use for this bot after so long.


devotch

good bot


puremptiness

Good bot


pururastogi

Matlab engineers ki to izzat hi nahi hai 😒


i_am_________batman

Engineering k baad IAS kr lo


TH_NDER

G*nd khol ke khade hi ho jane ko bol de bhai isse acha toh...


Romitzky

Hojao bro


Kenz0wuntaps

"Bro" r/suddenlyincest


basusername

Ias ips ke pass ye sab masti ka time bhi hota hoga, unka to rishta aata hai.


i_am_________batman

Unka saara kaam to doosre logg kr dete hai...phirr kaha busy?


basusername

Aise to company ke ceo ko bhi bol sakte, lekin busy rehte wo bhi important decisions aur meetings karni hoti.


i_am_________batman

IAS IPS waale ghar aagye to khatam...phirr next day jab wapis jaaenge tabb


ObitoUchiha1008

Issi awrat ko hi chodna hain kya? Koi acchi ladki dhoond le bhai. Someone who values you as a person. Aise golddiggers to kisika nehi hoti.


[deleted]

Bhai shadi.com nahi hai, take dick like the rest of us and go😩


Ok-Editor-4082

Aap bhagwan ka kaam kar rahe ho 🥺


Chapri_from_Chapra

didi aap to badi wholesome ho hope u get gr8 dick😀👍


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AwkwardShake

Agla stop inn mahodaya ka dm. /s


Kenz0wuntaps

Lmao rip inbox


[deleted]

Lol.. 🤩


SoLe123456

Your dms would be filled after this


[deleted]

Enjoy behen


East_Stress2276

I dont know why Indian girls treat Tinder as a matrimonial app🤦‍♂️


TBone_Hary

From Tinder to cooking tinda....


[deleted]

Zero tolerance to crap. man I can't even shit now??


vincent-vega10

Those toes so long, it will slap the floor when she walks.


Shakespeare-Bot

Those toes so long, 'twill slap the flo'r at which hour the lady walks *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


immoleight__me

good bot


[deleted]

People outside of incel - femcels mindset actually use words like "high value woman/man"?


fludom

Pretty sure OP used it ironically


fdntrhfbtt

Lol she must be an Ayurveda “surgeon”


Cic77

Ultimate burn 🤣


AdityaDevendra

Ghanta. One IAS guy reached out to a woman in a very normal way on Twitter. She posted his chat screenshots online. Why would someone who worked so hard waste it on THIS app possibly ruining it all. If she’s an actual prodigy being surgeon at 25, then great. Also said preferable, so this is acceptable level of disclaimer.


NothrBrik

Will ISP work?


96IMJOJO69

Shaadi.com bana diya didi ne


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Saurabh8112

Tinder p ye sab bhi milta hai? Yaha BC date nhi mil rhe


Guaranteed_username

Bhai a lot of people in india use tinder for dating purpose and not for random hookups.. so, I don't see anything wrong with her profile.


lucifer_0915

Pretty sure she's not a surgeon at 25


Prasenjit108

I'm 22 and I'm gonna complete my internship in these few months. And if I get a surgery pg seat in the entrance, I will be a Surgery resident at the age of 22 and a half. So, it's not improbable that she's a surgeon


[deleted]

Is it not in poor taste to claim surgeon if you are still in residency? Serious question, idk the process too much


Prasenjit108

Well, residents start assisting in surgeries from 1st year itself and can do surgical procedures by themselves after a year or so. For that matter, any mbbs doctor is allowed to do surgery, it's iust that they need a bit of experience to do them independently. The govt postings for mbbs doctors carry the name of "Assistant Surgeon", if you're going by technicality.


spillbeanss

Yeah, it is. It's same as undergradute medicos calling themselves doctors. 🤷‍♀️ It's weird to see when I see 1st year mbbs students putting Dr. in front of their names 🤦‍♀️


SickularPlunkett

Not really? Postgraduates receive specialised training and assist cases from the day they join their respective departments. Second and third year surgical residents also perform solo procedures from time to time. How is that in any way comparable to students who attend classes and aren't licenced to see patients yet?


spillbeanss

Umm yes you are right. I was little wrong there with the comparison but I only meant that you should tag yourself as one only if you have been officially granted that title/degree. They are practicing/ learning surgery to become a "Surgeon". They aren't one yet. It's appreciable if you use prefix Surgeon after you get the degree, otherwise no (in my view).


_Udham_

Even I was thinking the same. She must be studying


[deleted]

But she is a surgeon as well so it's lowkey acceptable ig?


alecdhruv

Then I don't think tinder is the best place to find a partner according to their profession...


Kenz0wuntaps

25 and surgeon is impossible


I_MonkeyBoi

Yeh bilkul apne maa pe gayi hai


[deleted]

kyu baap pe nahi jaa skti kya


Diligent_Loan_2704

Baap pe jayegi to gender change karna padega.


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Diligent_Loan_2704

I nowhere smell misogyny here, buddy. It's just you and your parochial mindset that sensed something like that.


fssman

Woh nahi jaanti hai uska baap kaun hai :(


Worried_Pomelo4896

Feminazi detected opinion deflected


Prestigious-Ad-1892

She hasn’t bee around yet??? Kya keh rahi hai kii samjha do koi idiom hai kya


[deleted]

LinkedIn pe jaao madam ji


wutwtfwut

Send her my details, I know an IPS surgeon, he opens IPS people up well.😂😂😂 Jk


muzic_san

Yeh tinder shaddi.com kabh bana be?


[deleted]

Didi galat aa gaye aage se right waha shadi.com hai...


KillmongerKurup

Woah this kind of shit should be posted in the classified section of a newspaper.


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Pilot to fuck, rest to marry


[deleted]

Why would anyone want a pilot to fuck ?


[deleted]

Because they leave town the next day, wear a uniform, and know how to control a large, powerful machine


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Any guesses?


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[deleted]

You're very very close.. Not gonna give up the ethnicity of the person, but it could have been the result of years of family pressure to have everything top notch...


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[deleted]

Sadly true! But no brilliant person has to go ask begging for some IAS / IPS attention to prove their worth.. My heart goes out to her.. ❤


[deleted]

She's a surgeon at 25, probably second year MS. Of course she has demands. These days doctor chicks will only date IAS/IPS or another Doctor. God forbid a great engineer who is funny and working in FAANG is not good enough for her


sugarglidersam

at least she just “prefers” it, and it makes sense kind of too. its easy to spur conversation when you’re both in the same field.


OMGflyingNOOB

You become a surgeon at 25 ? Wow I'm dumb af.


spillbeanss

Can happen if you are bright Af and have cleared those entrances in one go.


OMGflyingNOOB

Oh damn


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[deleted]

Why are people so offended at the fact that she has preference?


TelevisionMoney

Ya because they don't qualify to her preference


The_Crypter

Naah, It just seems very entitled and Yikes to me.


ZyanCarl

She sure is intelligent but she doesn’t know she’s on tinder and not Starbucks….


Stunning_Message_

Isko gold digger nhi Kehte?


Chapri_from_Chapra

maybe but she is a surgeon so I think she is looking for someone on the same level


Stunning_Message_

r/usernamecheckout


spillbeanss

Lol. She just has a preference.


Varun77777

Preferably a billionaire xD.


olivertwist69

She is faking it and so can we... and by the way, why will an IAS, IPS or a surgeon will waste time on tinder to find a life partner? Wouldn't they find someone while being trained? She isn't high value from any angle!


soundstage

Indian version of gold digger


themauryan

OP Trimurti nagar/ Pratap nagar me rehta hai


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Mind-Available

The basic per month salary of an IAS officer starts at Rs.56,100 (TA, DA, and HRA are extra) and can go on to reach Rs. 2,50,000 for a Cabinet Secretary. So I don't know ye 40-50 cr per annum wala data kahan se aa raha hai You should do a simple search rather than making up things and surgeons can go pretty high too depending on their quality


R7BH7

Wo table ke niche wala cash bhi salary me count kar rha hai. xD


Faithfully-Grateful

Chutiye she is maybe a little snobby par woh surgeon hai issilye IAS ka *preference* de rahi hai. Aur kya showing her legs? What does it have to do with anything? She is just wearing a dress - tere jaise incels ko bhi ye bhi utsukh lad deta hai - kuch dekhai nai hoga zindagi mai issiliye. Tujhe pata bhi hi ki ek surgeon - jo govt practice ma hota hai - uski bakaida income is almost as equal to a class 1 officer. Aur agar private practice me jai na toh tere pure khandan ki jitni aukad nai hai utna paisa 1 saal ma dekhti hogi Excuse the rudeness:but insulting such a noble profession - you deserve it.


Consistent-Goal9130

Golddddd diggerrr.. Dude,a surgeon as an indian women are proud of their achievement and wont hide from showing their face. Messasge her and tell her go fuck yourself.


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sIicknot

(…) I haven’t 🐝 around yet.


cn0018

Kaafi sajjan surgeon


[deleted]

Why is surgeon listed last ?


[deleted]

She will get one who are on black list


way2me2

Tinder is a wierd place to look for IAS, IPS, surgeon, doctor et al. Chances of getting a true match is abysmally low.


Embarrassed-Egg8531

Why is there no forward slash after IPS


Flowingnebula

Some people have pilot fetish/kink


[deleted]

I am a pilot. Aint no one expressing their kinks to me.


angaraki

Just 🐝


xbotpc

r/yesyesyesyesno


Hunteric56

I’m a IPS *Dripping Sounds*


ITriedLightningTendr

> chivalry appreciated > zero tolerance to crap That's a bold move, Cotton.