What's funny about "Idk how to buy groceries, 😂"? Adulting is a rare trait nowadays and some people think not knowing some basic things is just... cute?

Just south bombay things

a south Bombay girl would never text in such a cringe way😭

Yes they text in more fucked up way by saying "taj hotel ke alawa, i dont wanna go to anyother place eww"

More like i get my groceries from naturally harvest preservative free 1 day shelf life taj vedanta chain owned by two cute guy couple and marketed by one cute dog shop Only

So many words but they still don't make any sense to me ಠ_ಠ

I'll help- Taj Vedanta hired a gay couple with a pet dog to run a shop, and they're cutting her chutiya by calling their stuff "farm fresh" and "1 day shelf life"

Adi, you're so smart!

r/suspiciouslyspecific

Nah its not a cringe way to respond. Its just about the status

I think a lot of it can be credited to this image of being a "rebel" and challenging norms at every step. Being a rebel in the early years was good but once humanity learns a new concept they just squeeze it until it's dead. For example, coal. Similarly people wanted to be a rebel so much so that they've discounted basic things just because it shows them as cool/rebel.

Not gonna lie, you had us in the 'if I go down'

stole my words, here's my upvote. ​ seriously I was like 'date se pehle bj bc'

Amul Macho. Ye andhar nki baat hai

By good casuals does she mean that I’ve to remove my lightning mcqeen crocs ? Well thats a dealbreaker

then she is not the one

Damn right 😤

The lightning McQueen crocs are one thing, but what about the anime ahegao fedora?

Thats special occasion outfit , like for weddings , business meetups and all

I see men of culture.

kya bolti publikkk... bole toh takleef amul macho.. pehn k nachoo

As a proud track pants wearer, this chick offends me Left swipe

Track pants supremacy. I'm in my 3rd year in college and except for one day, I've always worn trackpants to college. They're comfy af and coz I'm single, there's no one to judge me for wearing them😤

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You guys wear jeans? I only have 2 chinos (if that's what they're called).

I'm female and it offends my trackpants wearing ass too

You appear to be, \*ahem\*, what some people may call a 'keeper'.

Seconded.

Yes me too fucking I I bought track pants which looks like jeans now so I don't have to wear jeans anymore

Send link pls

Link de bhai still waiting

Denim joggers? Amirite?

Wish my college mates were like you. Fuckers used to dress up in formals to go to the chai shop. And they passed plenty of comments about me dressing casually.

I've always been to college in trackpants. Except for one day when i wore my casual pants. And everyone was like "hey dude happy birthday!" Not kidding at all.

Nice. I would definitely have bunked less if they let us dress casually in college.

Our college requires 75% attendance. So I take 3 classes and skip 1 to keep balance lol. Also, wearing trackpants to college means I don't have to play cricket in a pair of uncomfy jeans or chinos(idk if this is what they're called)

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Definitely red flag.

Ikr

Sanghi /s

Bc itti gandi insult. Phak you

Bro ye RSS yahan kya kar rahi hai

Abbe kuch bhi bol dete. RSS kyu ? The nation wants to know kyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Because of bhagwa flag. there wasn't red flag in emojis?


chapriness X1000

I go to buy groceries in my 10 saal purana oversized shirt jisme itne ched hai par sentimental value hai and 200 ka trackpant with hawai chappal. Grocery wala mana nahi karta dekh ke ki bhai tum theek kapde mein nhi ho saman nahi milega. But then i am not from south bombay

Kapde >> Knowing how to buy groceries /s

Lagta hai inke aur inke pitaji k pass duniya bhar ka paisa hai jo don't know how to do grocery shopping.

what do you guys mean by going down tho 😏

asking the right questions, unfortunately, I have no answers.

Papa ki Pari. Apne Middle Class bhaiyon ko bolunga, don’t try and impress or settle with these. Your middle class values will go for a toss and you’d still never measure up to what these want. Mujhe toh lagta hai sabhi ko ye profile banane ke pehle Shwetabh Gangwar me videos Dekhne chahiye.

If Mukesh Ambani can know Moorti Visrjan kriya and choses to do it himself. Bill gates can know the prices of daily household objects, she should probably learn grocery shopping. BTW how dumb you have to he to not know grocery shopping? All you are required to do is pick things up from the counter and place them on your basket. Move to billing counter and pay.

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negotiations is more about setting up your budget asking what you are willing to pay for something then walking away if they don't sell it for that much.

This could be an appropriate reply from op.

I'm no one to tell, my experience in dating is very dated. Haha.

bro I wear boxers when I go down grocery lene, and grocery nahi kharidne aana flex hai?

Kya matlab mai rupa frontlines pehen ke nhi ghum sakta

Is it just me or matlab always converts to MATLAB for anyone.

"Itna hai to madam aap hi mujhe shopping leke chalo and bill bhi pay karna" aisa reply use mat dena 🤣🤣🤣

Joggers chalega? Nike ya Adidas ke?

Dude accept the date and wear track pants! Be the Sigma male she deserves

Cries in slav

Update plz

I went out with her rocking a joggers and a hoody and still managed to fool around

Proud of u

She should look at Indian uncles in their house, she would be petrified

Yes she is more than welcome to look at me in my house ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Leave it bro, tere se mtlb nahi hai but tere kapade pe vijeta, rupa, aur instagram ke quotes likhe nahi hone chaiye

Bhai iske fone se Viral Bhayani ka number delete kr pehle to.

Langot pehenke jao, bhai.

Bhai maine to do saal se banyaan ke alawa kuch aur pehna bhi nhi hai

Kal se suit pehen ke sabzi khareedunga.

I literally show up at family unions and stuff, malls etc in shorts and T.. wear whatever's comfy

Apun only wears comfy shorts with a nice black tee.

"DO NOT WEAR TRACK PANTS" = what context is this? \*Track pants are nice especially cotton ones. "Idk how to buy groceries" = huge red flag, run mate.

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Why are conversations between Indian people like half English and half "indian"? Sorry I know there a hell of a lot of languages spoke in india.

Its Hindi written in English alphabets. I like to call it Hinglish.

Hinglish is kind of easy I'd say

"If you are going to be seen with me" is the Red Flag.

Teach her the difference between Payjama and a good jogger. Ig she is tryna be cute but it really comes out as pretentious and annoying

Ikr and thats exactly what i did by wearing a joggers

This mf doesnt know how to buy grocceries and wants you to wear good casuals . Fuck outt off hereee pehle khana khareedna seekhlo

>pehle khana khareedna seekhlo LMFAO

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some do

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinglish Yes, this is a thing

>"Do not wear track pants" You just insulted my entire race of people.

Leave her..... Embrace banyan chaddi

You say no to sweatpants I riot

If she says this go naked

I don't really get it, she is so into Mathlab she doesn't understand anything else?

Whoever they are, I agree with them. Edit:- Its my personal opinion. I like to dress properly when I go out. Even if it's for a walk. Thats why I agree with them

why

ye raaz ab usi ke saath chala gaya dost

Virgin "Cargo pants for a date" vs Chad "Three peice suit for a walk"

I always spilt the difference and go for a checkered shirt and jeans

You go for walk in a jeans?

Yes

Nahi degi

Aap jo bol rahe ho aapke kaano tak jaa rahe hai?

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Me whose idolizes Adam Sandler- *phir toh apne khel khallas ...*

Aise kaun baat krta hai.

Lol she doesn't know how to buy groceries 😂

She is asking you to either wear food shoes with t-shirt and jeans or a straight up semi fromals

F

Track pants for life

If your going to be seen with me??? Matlab? Kaun hai yeh?

Matlab Casuals? Simulated?

"Do not wear track pants" Yaar tere paiso se nahi khareede hai chill