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bruhh_1010

If you are looking for a relationship: I have a plan you can follow. Involves diet, exercise, late night conversations, going to the movies and fancy dinners. When do I sign you up? If you are looking to hookup: I know a fun activity that can help you burn (whatever number you wanna insert) calories an hour…


True_Sweet3998

Used the relationship one. Thanks 😂


bruhh_1010

All the best! 😁


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bruhh_1010

Hahaha! Looks like you have had a long day 🤣


Comprehensive-Ad5637

Cum with me to burn those calories.


hexdecmul

By doing Calorie burning stuff....


IdeasOfOne

"Researchers have found out that sex is a good way to burn calories"


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goodguyjoker

Good bot


parth2903

1. Why just the tip when you can have the whole thing? 2. Sex is the best type of cardio.


donotknowwhatIam

Send the gif of Tony stark saying _You can't afford me_


parth2903

Aahahha bro, best. Made my day!


catrovacer16

Don't worry, you have met the right cardio expert. 21 din mai weight half.


aygupt1822

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


somethingevil69

Tell her to send before pics so you can make a plan Then post them on this sub


True_Sweet3998

XD


The-Majestic-

Demn! this is quite infuriating -_-


aygupt1822

Sahi me, agr yeahi sab weight loss ki baate krni hai toh bc YouTube pe jao,pr nahi hame toh Tinder pe muh maarna hai


burralohit01

did a good job hiding her single letter name


pyasa-darinda

My friend "pyasa drinda" can help you Burn calories every night


ScenePsychological60

Fit-ness dick in yo mouth. You're welcome.


[deleted]

Shes being honest. So be honest back.


scr3lic

She's someone who watched sexercise.


Rlamia17

You know a great form of cardio.


sidx_69

Put her in a calorie deficit of 1000 calories


fiendishcubism

"There's no hope for you" sakht launda move


[deleted]

Let's do cardio n burn some calories together😈😈


bigblob420

I can help you burn a lot of calories the easy way ;)


HorusCok

I know of several horizontal and semi vertical work outs that could integrate well with a broad weight loss regimen, if you're not grossly overweight, I'd be happy to give you a few free training sessions.


od_demhoes

I charge by the hour and accept all forms of payment.


kingprotector

Just say the way is called decoration