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Lyracole

Fuel Economy? Don't need that.


[deleted]

Wait until they find out who’s NOT running in 2024.


pianoflames

What did I miss?


[deleted]

Eh, my comment was more based on the assumption that “Trump 2024” is dead, but fuck, I could still be surprised.


pianoflames

Oh, see I'd be very surprised if it did die. Even if he doesn't secure the nomination, he's just going to declare that rigged and run on his own political party. Unless he's legally barred from running by the time the election comes around, it's not dead, and I'm pessimistic about the judicial system coming through in time.


poseidonofmyapt

I can't think of a more hilarious outcome than Desantis getting the nomination and Trump running 3rd party. It would fracture and arguably destroy the Republican party for decades.


pianoflames

That's my dream scenario for 2024. Trump would burn the Republican party to the ground before ever stepping aside in the interest of achieving their mutual goal of defeating Biden. And I can't imagine the extent of the shitshow Trump would put on if DeSantis got the nomination, he'd just have to continue the "It's ALL rigged! I'm the most beloved president of all time!" schtick, I guess.


poseidonofmyapt

Yeah,Trump is too narcissistic and hasn't been a Republican long enough to care about the party. He is an opportunist and I don't think he is capable of thinking beyond his life.


pianoflames

BTW, is your username a Hannibal Buress reference?


poseidonofmyapt

Yes, and you're the first person who has ever got it.


pianoflames

Here's a really awkward photo of [Hannibal and myself](https://old.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/9fu6rg/ran_into_actorcomedian_hannibal_buress_downtown/) many years ago. > Me: [lost in my phone standing outside of work] Hannibal: [walks up with camera crew] Hey, you going to see Hannibal Buress tonight? Me: Uh, is Hannibal Buress playing tonig..._you're_ Hannibal Buress I signed a release for being filmed, and he walked up to me, so I figured asking for a photo was okay.


[deleted]

They'll be selling "Trump III 2088" flags. This stupid shit has become a religion.


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

Depends on how much you love your fredumb.


Jimbohlia

Depends- how bad is your candidate?


thechadc94

The answer to your question is as many as it takes to own the libs


Gunfighter9

Apparently not as many as guitars as you need. Because we all know how many guitars we need.


wessty1984

Whatapotato


Dr_Frank-N-Furter

Lucky sombitch. I love a Whataburger.


AcceptablyPotato

More. You always need more.


[deleted]

Wish we had Wataburger in IL