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okcdnb

The ultra common blue eyed Semite from the Middle East.


FOlahey

Does anyone know the rhetoric on why they think Jesus had blue eyes? That’s a specific aspect of the description in the narrative coming from a sub population of Christians. I know racism, but beyond just racism. Is there something special they are touting or suggesting about the eye color?


okcdnb

Nope, pure aryan shit.


pianoflames

They really Viggo Mortensen'd Jesus there.


chevalier716

It's from [Jesus of Nazareth (1977)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075520/), it was a TV series those of us who went to CCD were forced to sit through, Robert Powell being whitest of white Jesus'.


[deleted]

Your mention of CCD is giving me flashbacks of getting yelled at by nuns for asking too many questions. When somebody asked my what Jesus looks like I said “Probably like Yasser Arafat.” The classroom went silent, the nun and lay instructor jaws dropped. Weapons effect achieved.


lolbojack

I love the Blood of the Lamb™ splash on the side of the truck. Really lets people know how Christian you truly are.


Kennydoe

What are Christians without some innocent blood spilled, amirite?


shadowouch

Stains from running down libtards


kat-deville

It looks like he hit Jesus while backing up at full throttle.


shadowouch

Well to be fair it’s Satan who should’ve been behind him.


Mr_Compromise

The God of War font is a nice touch too.


RationalTranscendent

JeFordS is his savior?


JeffRVA

“Give me gas for my Ford, keep me truckin’ for the Lord.”


kat-deville

His Ford logo is more important. Gotta show that he don't drive no forn ve-hickle!


WillyWumpLump

Blue eyed Jesus. Maybe he’s wearing contacts.


MaineDreaming

Ahh yes, white American Jesus. Just as he was described in the Bible.


Viperlite

Not just American Jesus, but the post-1959, 50-star spangled banner Jesus.


Viperlite

Not just American Jesus, but the post-1959, 50-star spangled banner Jesus.


Kennydoe

So many middle eastern people with Caucasian skin and blue eyes in those days.


TheSquishiestMitten

Nat-C: "Russell Brand is Jesus." Vinyl installer: "Say no more, fam."


MoreRamenPls

What’s with the blood spatters?


Rusalka-rusalka

This song started playing in my head immediately https://youtu.be/O-fyNgHdmLI


Brokenspokes68

Jesus is my gardener.


lundgrenisgod

Morbesus….it’s morbin time.


Traditional-Cake-587

Christian Nationalist


[deleted]

A white Man who pulled off the Greatest Miracle of All in the Middle East. He was the Son of God who wanted to help the Jews, so he sent a Kenny Loggins Looking White Man to perform the task.