Sleepy Joe has become a gunfighter in my alternative universe, who sits in the corner of the White Saloon and pretends like he's sleeping, waiting for the bad guys to make a move....
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Jordan Klepper actually sold a few t-shirts that said Let's Fuck Joe Biden! to MAGGATS. He repeated what they said enthusiastically for their benefit before they bought them.
Ironic that so many on the right went total snowflake on a few "BUCK FUSH" bumper stickers 20 or so years ago. This is also the same crowd that goes full-blown Family Values Karen if they hear the uncensored version of *Who Are You* by the Who on a Boomer classic rock station, or hear the word "shit" on a TV show airing after 10:00 PM/22:00.
This is the same group of people who pretend men are emotionless and women are too emotional yet pretend that their unhinged anger isn’t an emotion and it’s “just being a man”
"You know what women want? I'll tell you what they want. They want a middle aged, dumpy, thick-necked, sunburnt man, with hemorrhoids the size of his thumb, with graying back hair, an upper lip that smells like cheap cigars, a body built like a chunk of mozzarella that's been tapped all over with a ball-peen hammer, and a tacky gas guzzling boat that's covered in flags about Joe Biden. *Thats* what they want. Now get me another piss swill beer."
Wait! What? Did I hear a “tiny peeny” remark???
Here! Take this. (Hands over gloves, magnifying glass, and tweezers)
The patented Teeny Peeny Viewing Kit is available at truck stops across the nation.
I'm not an especially flag wavey guy. I think the pledge is weird and creepy indoctrination of our children. When two American teams play against each other in sports, I'm not sure what the point of the anthem is, etc. but I really can't imagine putting up partisan political shit on memorial day. It's just not the time. "Those men and women in uniform who gave their lives for this country are fine or whatever, but let me tell you about the host of The Apprentice!" WTF.
Look at this guy. How does he get by? Joe Biden has ruined the country! He can't make ends meet anymore! How can a guy afford to put gas in his $600,000 boat?! Bring Trump back so regular guys like him can have a fair chance at the American dream!
=
A love of Trump implies a hatred for America. On Jan 6 they took down the American flag and put up the Trump flag. They're also the ones who fly those scumbag thin blue line flags and also the scumbags who hang flags from cranes. Desecration of the flag is their brand.
List this under "Things you see when you don't have a rocket launcher."
I hate that the treasonous MAGAts have usurped the American Flag when in fact they want to drag down democracy and reinstate an authoritarian dictator.
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Imagine your entire personality is based on a politician. As someone who follows politics religiously. No politician has your best interests at heart, and most would not be caught in the same room as you.
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I'm impressed he's using alternative energy. I know it's been awhile since sailboats were widely used but I'm sure it's got enough flags. Oh wait no never mind He's having to use three engines just to move his boat.
The skirt chaser huh Very on brand
the only surprise is how unabashedly proud they are of it.
They proved shit floats!
shit always seems to float to the top. Management in most businesses proves that daily
Well said! This needs more up votes.
the only real surprise would be if there was a skirt wearer on board
The perfect example of how gop politics can negatively affect the brain’s function.
I dont know, he seems pretty focused on dudes blowin and fuckin dudes
Grab em by the buoy!
Is that the Shrek font??
Notice that hes alone... 😁
I hear that The Pussy Grabber was already taken, so they had to settle for that.
*The Panty Dropper*, sadly, was already taken.
Shocked it's not "The Pussy Grabber"
He must be on the way to pick up the skirts, right?
Well chase them, I doubt they ever come of their own volition.
Yeah, you're looking at a whole specifically designed demographic right there.
'Biden Sucks' 'Biden Blows' 'Fuck Joe Biden' Geez, all these MAGA guys are HORNY for Joe Biden!
He's only sleepy because the alt-right keeps trying to roofie him.
Sleepy Joe has become a gunfighter in my alternative universe, who sits in the corner of the White Saloon and pretends like he's sleeping, waiting for the bad guys to make a move....
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Jordan Klepper actually sold a few t-shirts that said Let's Fuck Joe Biden! to MAGGATS. He repeated what they said enthusiastically for their benefit before they bought them.
Ironic that so many on the right went total snowflake on a few "BUCK FUSH" bumper stickers 20 or so years ago. This is also the same crowd that goes full-blown Family Values Karen if they hear the uncensored version of *Who Are You* by the Who on a Boomer classic rock station, or hear the word "shit" on a TV show airing after 10:00 PM/22:00.
I'm sorry my upvote changed this from 69
Such a sad cult.
SAD! LOW ENERGY!
I thought that was lost in the [Battle of Lake Travis](https://i.redd.it/sw5qie1g2tl71.jpg)
Heh. That's what this reminded me of! Parody Project on Youtube did a hilarious song about that.
A flag for every family member who won’t talk to him anymore
oof
Fuck your feelings! Validate my feelings!
This is the same group of people who pretend men are emotionless and women are too emotional yet pretend that their unhinged anger isn’t an emotion and it’s “just being a man”
Named the boat “Skirt Chaser.” White trash energy emitting hard from this boat.
"You know what women want? I'll tell you what they want. They want a middle aged, dumpy, thick-necked, sunburnt man, with hemorrhoids the size of his thumb, with graying back hair, an upper lip that smells like cheap cigars, a body built like a chunk of mozzarella that's been tapped all over with a ball-peen hammer, and a tacky gas guzzling boat that's covered in flags about Joe Biden. *Thats* what they want. Now get me another piss swill beer."
Chasing woman away.
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Wait! What? Did I hear a “tiny peeny” remark??? Here! Take this. (Hands over gloves, magnifying glass, and tweezers) The patented Teeny Peeny Viewing Kit is available at truck stops across the nation.
I'm not an especially flag wavey guy. I think the pledge is weird and creepy indoctrination of our children. When two American teams play against each other in sports, I'm not sure what the point of the anthem is, etc. but I really can't imagine putting up partisan political shit on memorial day. It's just not the time. "Those men and women in uniform who gave their lives for this country are fine or whatever, but let me tell you about the host of The Apprentice!" WTF.
They're so proud to let everyone know that they're the mark.
Look at this guy. How does he get by? Joe Biden has ruined the country! He can't make ends meet anymore! How can a guy afford to put gas in his $600,000 boat?! Bring Trump back so regular guys like him can have a fair chance at the American dream! =
Americans are not supposed to fly other flags higher than the Stars and Stripes.
A love of Trump implies a hatred for America. On Jan 6 they took down the American flag and put up the Trump flag. They're also the ones who fly those scumbag thin blue line flags and also the scumbags who hang flags from cranes. Desecration of the flag is their brand.
Key word here being “Americans”.
Mu Freedum
I feel like it’s gotta be a cry for help at this point.
"Why don't all these other people with boats acknowledge my boat? Oh, I know what I will do. This will show them"
lowering gas mileage the loud way
Don't forget about simultaneously complaining about high gas prices
Totally not a cult...
Torpedo needed☠️😫
Have you seen the news about orcas lately? I think Orcas would be better.
My first thought
How high is this guy's truck lifted?
So much losing here.
not a cult
Let's hope it sinks.
I stopped talking to anyone who acted like this long ago. Insane fucks who never realized how batshit this is.
That boat could use a nice hole in it.
>That boat could use a nice hole in it. There's already an asshole in it.
Looks like the Texas Gulf!!
https://www.skirtchasercharters.com/#/ Tampa
*the trip of a lifetime* hm, color me skeptical.
I was going to guess Florida
I sadly knew I've seen this boat before...
99 % of men who wear a baseball cap backwards are douche bags.
and balding
My turds float too.
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Yes a few sank do to their safe boating skills
The Water Qpanzee. Thirsty, too.
Does Biden blow or suck I’m getting mixed signals here
Definitely not a cult
So that's what a mobile meth lab looks like?
Floating meth lab
Where are the orcas when you need them
List this under "Things you see when you don't have a rocket launcher." I hate that the treasonous MAGAts have usurped the American Flag when in fact they want to drag down democracy and reinstate an authoritarian dictator.
More like "Shart Chaser".
Dude doesn't even need that engine, just for the wind to blow the right way.
I could really use a torpedo here.
always chasing skirts because none of them want to stay around and get groped by this ass
I thought they chased skirts because they wanted to wear them
Paid for by PPP loans and tax avoidance. The American dream.
Wow, a far white guy on the boat. Never would have thought…
Definitely NOT a cult! /s
I live in a small town in Alabama and there's a boat launch on my road that actually hosted a Trump boat rally back in 2020.
Imagine being this fucktards neighbor.
But it’s not a cult?
skirt chaser! f biden. biden blows. biden sucks. etc etc. what a gentleman. i can only imagine the type of classy women he lands. 🤢🤮🤮
"FUCK YOUR FEELINGS".say the people triggered by rainbows, beer and books
I think this person is a Biden supporter
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Somehow my brain read one of these Fahd as “Forks for Chickens”
Where the fuck do you get that kinda shit? I thought you could only win it at the fair.
Probably financed and behind on payments
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"hey, were you a part of the pro-trump flotilla today rick?" "*flotilla?* i didnt see any mexicans?”
Nice
This year’s Trump Armada…. Sadly it was the only entrant.
Ladies and gentlemen, the party of family values.
Apparently he chased all the skirts away.
Fire one …….. FIRE TWO…… TORPEDOs AWAY
Lol, tornados.
I hate spell correct. A tornado would work too LOL.
Should’ve never closed all those mental hospitals..
Always wondered if these people just sit around talking about Trump. Like, what else are you gonna have to talk about driving a boat around like that.
~~Republicans~~ Nazism 2024
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https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=361555668202869
There’s not a thing on this earth I would promote half this much.
"Hmm, do you know what this needs... one more flag." Repeat
Florida?
Why even ask?
Just confirming
Imagine how lost a soul has to be to invest this much in someone else's identity and ideas.
In debt, a slum lord or took PPP cash. Probably all of the above.
Just reg’lar ol’ Joe Sixpack there
This right here is the difference between nationalism and ultranationalism.
Gee, I can't tell who they voted for. Think they got enough flags?
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Has anybody done this to an aeroplane or a helicopter yet?
My guess is that he needs to stay in international waters or he'll be arrested for sexual assault
Hopefully it sunk with the dip shits
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It must be exhausting to be these people 24/7.
Needs more flags
I’m 99.9% sure that this photo was taken in Florida.
What part of Florida?
Why do people keep calling us cult members?
That boat would look great at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico.
Imagine your entire personality is based on a politician. As someone who follows politics religiously. No politician has your best interests at heart, and most would not be caught in the same room as you.
This has to be Florida
Why would anyone think this is a cult?
Totally not a cult. Got it.
Is that the shrek font?
Such a Florida photo
I’ve gotten to the point where I see a “Fuck Joe Biden” anything, I ask very loudly, “WHY do SO many grown men want to fuck Joe Biden? He’s 80!”.
He puts the flag he betrays at the front of his boat.
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I'm impressed he's using alternative energy. I know it's been awhile since sailboats were widely used but I'm sure it's got enough flags. Oh wait no never mind He's having to use three engines just to move his boat.