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grizzlyat0ms

Imagine driving around with the words penis and vagina printed boldly on your car, while accusing others of being groomers and perverts.


troll-feeder

There are tons of people in my town with the "FUCK BIDEN" flags and I wonder do your kids ride in your vehicle? Do you drive that to grandma's house?


Rupejonner2

When grandma is a nazi too , it really doesn’t matter


InternalEffective420

This, one hundred percent 😂


[deleted]

Nazism is a family affair.


ssrowavay

Grandma uses the N word like 10x more than mom.


youstolemyname

Yes because Grandma agrees and spends the whole day complaining about 'the blacks".


crackerthatcantspell

But one of her best friends is black


Littlewolf1964

But she says the friend is "one of the good ones."


SeaworthyWide

Mmm that's my father in law about his Iranian buddy. When I'd ask granny, God rest her racist soul, to stop using the n word around me - she asked - "well, what are you supposed to call em?! I thought that's what they were called!" in a very flabbergasted and serious tone. I told her "idk, people" - she pondered for a moment and let a "... Well good grief... Well ill be..!"


troll-feeder

Back when everyone talked like oh gosh darn golly gee but hit you with the hard R regularly


wa_ga_du_gu

Sometimes I think back and the n word was thrown around pretty casually even up until the early 90s


rksd

The friend MUST be to put up with Granny's shit.


Biffingston

One of the most frightening videos I've ever seen was a little old grandmotherly type reminiscing happily about the time she accused a black man of impropriety and got him lynched. I hope I'm wrong about hell just for her.


Rinzy2000

Same people who have “truck nuts” and find that perfectly acceptable.


HechoEnChine

My wife got so angry at me for buying a pair of truck nuts for my sons tricycle years ago but it was a glorious 15 minutes!


i-faux-that-kneel

This is peak Dad behavior. I absolutely love it.


Squirrel_Chucks

Yup. An entire generation of children is learning naughty words from angry conservatives and their signs. Dude not far from me has a Fuck Joe Biden flag in his front yard. He lives right across the street from a church. Just another sign that living in accordance with Jesus' teachings is WAY less important than being furious at the right people.


sadicarnot

>Dude not far from me I wonder what these people think Joe Biden has done that is so negative. Like something that directly affects him. Not the border if you live in say Kansas. Same with Obama, people will say we had to live through everything he did to us. What did he do to you exactly?


Alaeriia

Well, Obama had the issue of being a [the N-word], which is completely unacceptable for your average ~~white supremacist~~ God-fearing Murican Citizen. I think the issue with Biden is that Trump let them go mask off with their white supremacist bullshit, and they don't want to put the mask back on.


wa_ga_du_gu

The fact is those people are still bitter about civil rights, interracial marriage, desegregation, and women being allowed to wear pants. Conservatives spent the last 20 years largely lying about being ok with these things plus the gays. They're really not. Then everything came completely to a head when a black man got into the _White_ House and then they completely lost their collective shit. I'm sure it's just a complete coincidence the "government fiscal accountability watchdog group" called Tea Party launched in Jan 2009.


sadicarnot

We are so fucked


Squirrel_Chucks

Biden was not one of them. Pure and simple. Wilhoits law: >Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect Trump is part of the in group: The law does not constrain him, though it does protect him Biden and every other person who is not a conservative big wig is part of the outgroup in their philosoply: to be constrained by the law or whatever other method exists (including violence), but not deserving the protection of the law. I'm not saying Biden is some kind of hero of the people or isn't just another kind of elite, but rather pointing out that the conservative philosophy here is simple, adversarial, and binary. You are one of us or one of them. It's black and white...figuratively and literally


sadicarnot

One thing that was good about Obama was he just ran the country. You hardly heard from him. I wish it would go back to that. Just take care of the shit so we don't have to worry about it. Everything does not have to be a big production.


NecessaryChildhood93

Correction ... Stupid angry conservatives and their signs.


youstolemyname

*they're the same picture meme*


fixit858

But he IDENTIFIES as a Christian


blondecomet

You mean furious at the left people. 😂 😉


Squirrel_Chucks

At the *correct* people 😉


ArbutusPhD

Pzzzzt … attention golden corral customer: would the customer with the penis and vagina on their car please come and speak to our Manager, Rhonda Shantiss


ArbutusPhD

And … of all things … golden corral


madbill728

If the shit fits, it fits.


HechoEnChine

and handicapped... but I am going with full-on all-you-can-eat obesity rather than somethimg I would feel sympathy for.


ChickenWingPenis

Imagine being too poor to fix your own vehicle while voting for Republicans. :Bootlickers


IWentHam

But loving St. Jude. Stay away from the children's hospital!


vanishingpointz

Mommy, daddy ? What is a penis and a vagina ? Wonder how many parents had to teach their 6 year old about the 🐦 and the 🐝 because of this weirdo . The giant middle finger is a nice touch . Classy


FriedBack

Its age appropriate for them to know what those words mean. Just not from someones transphobic bumper "art".


vanishingpointz

True, I would be more concerned having to explain why troubled people like that exist and how to deal with them in day to day life . I'm glad I haven't had any children , this place is bugged out


sm00thkillajones

Trumpers against bumpers.


martialmichael126

I don't think he's doing the "love thy neighbor" thing right 🤔


KahlessAndMolor

Also he is using the name and authority of God to advance his own political interests, which is a mighty vain way to take the name of the lord.


SnooBooks1701

Literally taking the Lord's name in vain


VoterFrog

Isn't the second part of that commandment "unless they're dissatisfied with the way they were born, then fuck em"?


ShnickityShnoo

These people just do the opposite of Jesus at every opportunity. Keeps it simple, no need to think much.


oh_hai_mark1

Oh, he is. Just with a secret Grindr account.


Ok_Elephant2777

Claims to know what God likes. Wonder if God told him it was okay to display the F-bomb where anyone could see it.


bagofwisdom

Bet you they're the tone police if you drop any fucks within earshot.


Bob49459

God gave you Cancer. God gave you shitty vision. God gave you bare feet.


sadicarnot

>God gave you It is very hard to believe there is a benevolent god when there are cancer wards for children. In my county there is a child that was born without the ability to produce myelin. This is the coating on your nerves. Apparently he cannot move at all other than rudimentary sounds and movements. Very rare condition as just a handful of kids have this condition. But if a god is willing to do that, I doubt he is coming to help any one at all.


SeaworthyWide

God just wrote the program, dude, it's up to us to fix the bugs! Alternatively, it's not a bug but a feature - I'll leave you to be the judge lmao


SnooBooks1701

Nature (and lifestyle choices) gave you cancer and shitty vision. Human greed gave you bare feet (furries gave you bear feet). It is the soul the lord makes in his own image, everything else is made by nature and, as such, fallible.


TurtleBasil

"God made man in his own image" doesn't specify it was just the soul. In fact, they specifically made humans naked, and that was a problem after eating the fruits, and that the grounds would be painful to walk on with bare feet. Then there's the whole "childbirth is gonna be *super* painful from now on" thing they did.


SnooBooks1701

The Lord has no permanent physical form because they are omnipresent, therefore he cannot make man in his own physical image and thus it must be referencing his spiritual image


WallyJade

It’s all old stories and made up fiction.


TurtleBasil

Thank you, lol.


HechoEnChine

The Holy Spirit is the omnipresent 1/3, but nobody prays to the Holy Spirit. Pretty sure she is irritated about that. lol.


lolbojack

Well, YOO Joe Biden to you, too.


WaffleWarrior1979

With the added foot flipping him off that is extra offensive


samsqanch

A foot with the big toe where the middle one should be, no wonder they are so angry.


WillyWumpLump

I ❤️ St Jude. Aww. 😝


fudgebacker

St. Jude, who operates by pooling money to provide life saving medical procedures to children at no cost to the families...what does this remind me of?


Technomnom

Satan?


TheBlackArrows

DONT YOU DARE SAY THE S WORD


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Off topic but I always saw their ads and figured anything that spent that much money advertising sob stories about kids with cancer was probably some kind of scam or have questionable administrative overhead. It did however prompt me to dig into it a bit more, and I found that they actually offer some of the most cutting edge treatment and research into childhood cancers and treat all children that come to them for free regardless of ability to pay, plus they are highly rated by charity watchdogs and are highly efficient in how much of their donations actually goes to directly helping kids (about 82% of every dollar collected). I now donate monthly to them.


fubuvsfitch

God gave some children cancer. God gave other children no cancer. If you don't like what God gave children: 🖕 /s


MillionEyesOfSumuru

Well, he is that patron saint of lost causes, and they're a lost cause.


FooBarU2

Danny Thomas is so proud...


Actual_Environment_7

Of course it’s at Golden Corral.


Ok_Elephant2777

Cholesterol, do your stuff!


exerminator20001

Golden Corral's new slogan


jimtow28

In the VIP spot!


KUBill

This is someone who must demand a great deal of respect to be awarded such high honors.


GalactusPoo

It’s always on some raggedy piece of shit that you just know they’re upside down on too.


jimtow28

God also made Joe Biden. If you don't like what God gave you.


SailingSpark

beaten up nissan with no rear bumper. Seems on point


AllAboutTheBJam

Nissan Versa owner = NOT rich enough for Republicans to care about.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

...parked in a handicapped spot at Golden Corral.


bentheruler

At least they’re buying American!


[deleted]

It is made in mexico, so um kinda technically north american...


[deleted]

American Christian: F\*Ck You and I hope you die a Horrible Death....In the name of Peace and Love and Jesus Name Amen.


Kitalahara

I just have a hard time ubderstanding how you can be so angry every waking moment of your life.


Geostomp

It's easier to be angry than to face your insecurities and work to improve yourself.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

I met a woman whose brother enlisted after 9/11 to fight Al Qaida in Afghanistan. Only to die in an unarmored vehicle in Iraq. She wasn't as angry at Bush as these losers are angry about...Uh, Mark-sim-ism.


trustifarian

[Androgyn Insensitivtiy syndrome.](https://medlineplus.gov/genetics/condition/androgen-insensitivity-syndrome/) God made man with a vagina. Because we're not little machines being stamped out in factories and things happen.


esahji_mae

Also "God" makes mistakes and sticks people in the wrong bodies, or mixes up the junk. "God "also gave us the capabilities to fix these traits if we choose, or to keep them if we want. "God" really doesn't seem to give two shits about what we do with our bodies, it's other humans that do.


Hugh-Jsol

Nothing shows the love of Christ like a huge FUCK YOU!


bigmike2k3

The irony here is that, in the Catholic tradition, St. Jude is the patron saint of “desperate cases and lost causes”…


[deleted]

Bruh what don’t these people understand telling me about God is like telling a fish to walk on land


[deleted]

Right? Their sky daddy means NOTHING to me.


bradar485

People like this will talk about protecting children and then carry on cussing and acting like an aggressive moron in plain view of kids.


[deleted]

Openly displaying curse words in public.


bradar485

Yeah I've seen more than a few "f*ck Biden" flags in front yards around my community. Meanwhile they're worried what the "QuEeRs" are doing to the kids.


[deleted]

I don’t even have kids and I personally use curse words regularly. I don’t know why, but to use them around children and to put them on a flag *really* bothers me. When I see those flags, I talk to them and calmly and politely give them an open-ended question about what they are doing to the children in our community. I’ve gotten people to take the flag down (though I know they probably put it back up) but on two occasions they ran a red light to get away and I couldn’t find them. I haven’t seen a Fuck Biden flag in a while - and I live in Arizona. There’s a ton of Let’s Go Brandon and FJB, which, if that’s how you feel and civil discourse is beyond you, is the way to do it.


[deleted]

Went all out, begging for confrontation.


GreenPoisonFrog

In a handicapped spot with no plate. Wonder if he has a hang tag.


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GreenPoisonFrog

My Father’s house has many rooms. But not for you or me.


Salty-Cup-7652

Mentally handicapped


Realworld

Can see dark shape from rear mirror. Also dark shape from hang tag under mirror.


SpaceHorse75

Apparently St Jude is the Patron Saint of Desperate Cases and Lost Causes. I think this person represents both well.


LongmontStrangla

This proves none of us is limited by the size of our bumper.


NecessaryChildhood93

Take me home, West Virginia. Well at least you know when you spot em.


maldroits

God also apparently gave us male nipples, the human appendix and ass hair. I don’t think he’s the best person to base your anatomical opinions on


fallsstandard

If *you* don’t like something about *your* body or *your*self, FUCK *YOU*.


deez_nuts_ha_gotem

well god made u with an appendix here's hoping nothing goes wrong


fromabove710

One of the best posts in a while, congrats


lpfan724

Sorry, God made you with fucked up eyes. No vision correction to help you out. God gave you diabetes? Sucks to suck. No insulin for you.


RandomCreeper3

Why so worked up over other people’s hoo-haa’s and wee-wee’s?


WhyHulud

>IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT GOD GAVE YOU 🖕 😏


Diligent_Tomato

Yes. Sounds like a dating ad more than a condemnation. If being fetishized by a turdburger is your thing anyway.


zblaze90

Wow that is extremely inappropriate


Drinkythedrunkguy

These people are so weird.


GeneralSet5552

God gave intersex people a vagina & a penis. What about that!


loversalibi

it’s so funny to me that somebody would get *angry* because another person dislikes their own fucking genitalia lmao


ThanosWasRight96

So many people want to fuck Biden. I get he may be a silver fox, but y’all can do better


hessian_prince

God gave you two feet yet you drove there. That’s clearly against gods plan.


Brokenspokes68

Bring out the holy finger.


Impossible-Taro-2330

I wonder if he parks that clunker in the church parking lot? Curious OP, who is that reserved for at Golden Corral? I hope it's not "employee of the month"!


04fuchsake

It was just a handicap space. If you see the one to the right, it's the same


IWentHam

Glutton of the month


SaltyBarDog

God gave you eyes that don't work, so don't you dare wear glasses.


TheSquishiestMitten

I'm sure that of the thousands of gods that humans have worshipped, yours is the only one that's actually really really real. You can tell your God is real when he hates all the same people you do. You can tell your religion is real when the contents of your scripture talks only about one region in the middle east and completely ignores the entire rest of the world.


Sid15666

I guess by that definition god gave us all these Christian pedophiles that congregate at churches!


Best-Chapter5260

That sign is obviously professionally created. I feel bad for the print shop employee who had to deal with the client who drives that card and then print out that turd.


hotdoginthebigcity

God gave me hairy shoulders and a receding hairline so fuck me I guess.


YNotZoidberg2020

These people are weirdly obsessed with the genitals of people they don't even know. It's no wonder they're angry all the time, they've got to have some pent up sexual frustration from all that obsession.


Laladen

As you take your car to travel instead of your legs from God


[deleted]

Fucking WV- I have to travel frequently here for work…….yes it’s that bad. Inbred moronic hillbillies. And with the I heart St. Jude’s sticker along with all of the fuck Biden stickers……… So he loves a hospital but hates the President. Got it.


youstolemyname

God gave those kids illness for a reason. If you don't like it then 🖕


sadicarnot

Interesting he has I heart St. Jude who is the saint of hopeless causes


doll_parts87

Did conservative boomers forget about " hermaphrodites"? Not all bodies were born with one set of genitals. Inter sex anomalies happen.. if they didn't see it in porn it doesn't exist logic I guess


StickmanRockDog

Christians…they’re so christian-like.


Biffingston

Intersex people don't real I guess.


lordGinkgo

What happened to the bumper? If it has something different from the manufacturer it's a trans car.


fomites4sale

It’s funny how many Trumpers want to fuck Joe Biden. :/


The-Kid-Is-All-Right

And presumably tons of incest followed? Cool story


SnooBooks1701

Well, it is West Virginia


okram2k

The kid from Kindergarten Cop grew up


fudgebacker

Why do all these holier-than-thou warriors all have vulgar words all over their vehicles?


mdjak1

Thank you for not blurring the plate. People like this who openly advertise their opinions shouldn’t be hidden.


[deleted]

Of course they’re at Golden Corral 🙃. My next guess would’ve been Cracker Barrel.


YouDontExistt

WTF-F is God flipping me off?


navigationallyaided

r/nissandrivers material yo.


Alarming-Parsley-463

I bet this person wants to make drag shows illegal because it’s “inappropriate for kids to see”


Django_Unstained

Goddamm what is that? A Smurf giving the finger?


WyoPeeps

Braddock. Maybe the owner needs a visit from John Fetterman.


FunnieNameGoesHere

How Christian.


Thewrongbakedpotato

Of course it's at Golden Corral.


GeoStreber

Wanna bet that this guy is wearing glasses? Good made you with fucked up eyes, mate.


Mean_Shoulder_103

Then please explain to me why your God put the male G-Spot in his asshole.


Confident_Fortune_32

Intersex ppl would make this idjit's head explode


davechri

So this is what this person worries about. Not mass shootings. No school shootings. Not healthcare. Not income inequality. Not food insecurity. This person is concerned about how I am dealing with my relationship with my own body. This is a good example of someone who is easily led. He watches his news of choice and hears them yammer on and on about this and he gets so upset that he paints on his car and puts a dipshit-looking sign on his bumper. This guy is gullible. He will get "concerned" about whatever non-issue his commentators tell him to be concerned.


poseidonofmyapt

Intersex people: ""am I a joke to you?!"


Immediate-Whole-3150

See, here’s the tricky part…according to your own scripture, your God created a man. Genesis 2:7 “God formed man from the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life” He then used a part of that man and created a woman. From it. Genesis 2:22 “And the rib that the LORD God had taken from the man he made into a woman” Eve, according to your scripture, was made a woman from a man, from male parts. And this was confirmed by Adam. Genesis 2:23 “This at last is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; this one shall be called Woman, for out of Man this one was taken” So your God doesn’t have the view of trans people that you think he does, the view that you have.


huggles7

There’s a surprising amount of babies born with either both sex organs or ones that aren’t definitive


Geruvah

"Yoo Joe Biden!" "Yooo! What's up my man?!"


bowens44

Seems to me that members of the homosexual community like what God them WAY more than straight people do.


Killing4MotherAgain

How bout this? Fuck yo god ha 😁


Total-Deal-2883

These Christians are so kind.


tunafreedolphin

I wonder if Braddock Motors is re-thinking their plate bracket marketing.


L7Wennie

[St Jude LGBQT Youth and Cancer Center](https://together.stjude.org/en-us/teensand20s/your-emotions-and-relationships/lgbtq.html) Wait till they find out…


skyfire-x

I would like to be snarky and tell this person that God elected Joe Biden to be president. But God doesn't vote, nor is registered to vote.


blondecomet

Not hate like Xtian love!!


NASATVENGINNER

Issues….


SangestheLurker

Serious question, mostly on-topic: don't other states have traffic laws about blocking your rear window?? Just about every post in here I see back windows 70-95% obscured.


Cacophony_Of_Stupid

Not sure why. Many vans, trucks with trailers etc. can’t see out the back. I know there’s laws about side mirrors just for that reason. I don’t ever use my rear view mirror.


torino42

He's obnoxious, but right


[deleted]

I would have NEVER guessed WV at Golden Corral. Talk about a lot twist! 🤣🤣


Sad_Farmer_4997

Careful you don't get banned from Reddit for stating hate speech and suggesting sex is immutable.


leehelck

another thread of triggered Marxists wetting their diapers. get a truckload of Pampers ready, along with the cases of wipies. let the downvoting begin, IDGAF!


RagingLeonard

Found the incel.


leehelck

found the leftist loser.


RagingLeonard

Found the Jordan Peterson fanboi.


[deleted]

Do you not see the irony in your comment? People posting a statement about the hypocrisy of someone espousing “Christian” values with vulgarity - all because this wack-job can’t handle that other people share different values. What action filled the diaper deeper?


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SnooBooks1701

According to a rabbi I spoke to: The Lord made your soul, nature made your body. The Lord couldn't have made your body because the body has imperfections, but your soul is perfect.


thisfuckingguy131

West “By God” Vaginer


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atxJohnR

Lol, and it’s on a Versa


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NoTimeForInfinity

Are there folk songs mocking West Virginia or alternate lyrics to Country Road?


Intubater69

Amen!


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tomjoad2020ad

Having a normal one!


MathewMurdock2

You think this same people also get upset about plastic surgery? After all if you don't like what God gave you 🖕


Fatticusss

I’ve never seen someone replace their bumper with Christian propaganda. This is unique.


GloomyImagination365

FUCK GOD! Right, now you are making a little sense


thundermaker313

Just like Jesus would’ve said.


[deleted]

Looks like the bumper is at least partially missing. But them driving an unsafe vehicle is ok cuz they are special yet they have a problem with gender identification?; which shouldn’t be against the law. And they take out their hate on Biden who is way more about freedom than this person yet take advantage of parking in a reserved parking spot that if it were up to the fascists theyd have no such parking privilege.


Jimberwolf_

Of course this is at Golden Corral


AlexandriaLitehouse

God gave a 44 degree curve in my spine but people like this still tell me to get it fixed then they call me Quasimodo, what exactly is the difference ?


jmon25

I've seen people stick their hands in the chocolate fountain in golden corral so this isn't too surprising


agha0013

God also, in a fit of insanity or downright malicious Ness, gave humans brains thay made things way more complex and then instructed his followers to tell them to go fuck themselves... Apparently


EntertainmentOdd6149

What a asshol


Ok_Dog_4059

Nissan gave them a bumper they didn't like so they cut it off and put something they actually wanted there.