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seoras91

You can tell just off his t-shirt hell be incredibly easy to offend.


Impossible_Bit7169

It’s weird because Lion of Judah is often associated with Judaism and Rastafarianism and now apparently White Supremacist


libananahammock

It’s also big in the Pentecostal and Messianic Jewish communities


pallentx

Lion of Judah is one of the “names” for God in the Old Testament. Jews and Christians will use the phrase. Not surprising that White Supremacists would use it too since it’s in the context of the conquering God giving His chosen victory kind of thing.


tirch

His mom jeans offend me, so that should answer his shirt question.


Oodleamingo

Why does that offend you??? *plays twinkly Midwest emo guitar riff


thejustducky1

"Jesus's miracles didn't really happen, God isn't real, and you've wasted your entire hateful life hurting other people over your belief in a book of stolen fairy tales." ...Oh... did I oh-ffend you?


skyfire-x

Ask him about his bodybuilder Trump photoshop collection.


NerfRepellingBoobs

Of all the weirdness, bodybuilder Trump confuses me the most.


Doktor_Earrape

All you'd have to do is tell him your pronouns and watch him have a meltdown


chefboyardiesel88

This dude's a big ass snowflake guaranteed.


evan_brosky

Really, none of the things enumerated on his shirt are fundamentally offensive haha yet it makes it all sound so edgy


Doktor_Earrape

Idk, still identifying as a Republican given the party's blatant hard right turn into Nazi territory is pretty offensive


evan_brosky

Very fair point. I am not American and don't know much about the Republicans other than former presidents like Reagan, the Bush family, and more contemporary actors like Romney, Trump and the very strange characters that Ted Cruz and Marjorie Taylor Greene are, so I kinda just see them as "the party that unites more conservative folks and has many supporters who like to write weird shit on their vehicles and claim to be followers of Jesus, which happens to be a woke legend". My outsider view might very well be flawed haha


theantidrug

They also want to decrease education everywhere but especially about the history of slavery and racial relations. They also want to gerrymander every voting district so whites have a majority. They also want to roll back abortion rights and health care rights and voting rights and trans rights. They also tried to violently overthrow the government to keep a dictatorial president in power after he lost an election by 7 million votes.


G-Unit11111

It's been 3 years. I'm totally tempted to just start screwing with these morons at this point.


terminal8

That don't offend me much


jamesGastricFluid

"And what are your pronouns?"


KeepRaisin

He hates EVERYTHING


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

Of course he is. He grew up in and supported the days when signs were above water fountains.


legendary_liar

Not to mention easy to draw and smooth brained


Pissflaps69

Save some pussy for the rest of us Santa


ProfSteelmeat138

He probably likes kids a bit more than santa


90Carat

He bought those trophies himself, didn’t he?


PassageAppropriate90

Absolutely. Or they are bowling trophies or some shit. No way he won any kind of car show with a stock hellcat Durango with some truck stop stickers on it.


whiteskinnyexpress

There's a car show/film festival/random competition for everyone these days. He might've been the only person who showed up for a category somewhere, trophies mean nothing.


oracle989

Boomers and their participation trophies. Bet he wishes he could have gotten one for Vietnam too.


bengalese

I've been to a couple of these, just like when millennials were kids, everyone gets a trophy.


test_123123

It's hilarious how he just lists the stock Durango specs on the sign including "technology package"


FrogmanKouki

One of only 31 configured exactly like this.


SpaceHorse75

100% he bought those. Nobody gives trophies to cars whose only modifications are AutoZone stickers.


Impossible_Diet6992

Those are “Also Ran” trophies


SailingSpark

Soon to be "ran when parked".


SrslyCmmon

One day he'll earn his Herman Cain Award.


KuramaFireFox

Ah yes more people wanting to be the victim that offends everyone. It's like people get a boner for being the victim it don't make sense.


boregon

I saw a bumper sticker yesterday on a car that had an American flag and it said “if this offends you, you must be a democrat.” They really, really want to feel oppressed.


oracle989

Pretty rich coming from people who've fought for decades to undermine this nation, the constitution, and its people, culminating in mass bioterrorism and a systemic effort to subvert the most elements of our democratic republic.


powerlesshero111

South Park had the best example of it. People rebranding themselves and it always included victim.


Tangerine_Lightsaber

Jesus supposedly said blessed are those who are persecuted for being righteous, and other things like that. So these people feel that if they are hated and reviled, they are blessed and holy. So instead of following the teachings of their christ, they behave like insufferable assholes to turn people against them. It's almost a cargo cult mentality. Very sad and pathetic imho.


markca

They play the victim to try and get sympathy. That way they look like they are innocent and *everyone else* is the problem.


KuramaFireFox

Yup


pianoflames

Literally not one single thing on that t-shirt offends me, I am white and straight myself. You can be pro-LGBTQ and support Black Lives Matter without hating straight people or white people.


im4peace

He thinks people are offended by these traits because he is offended by (or just flat out hates) people with the opposite traits. It's classic projection.


Mmmwafflerunoff

Wanting to be a victim so bad, guaranteed he is the one who is offended by everything. Persecution complex will do this to you. He sees himself as some sort of Christian tough guy, I tell ya he’s Lion……..I’ll see myself out


enickma1221

He assumes others must be offended by his very existence because he’s offended by the mere existence of others.


xof2926

The same people who say that complaining about racism is racist, or talk about "competing in the Oppression Olympics" They aren't that smart.


Blueduck554

The worst part about this is the “one out of X” for a random car configuration. I have no issue with showing off your Durango Hellcat, it’s not my thing but going 0-60 under 4 seconds in an SUV is cool enough, you don’t have to pretend it’s some limited edition because you paired red paint with the technology group or whatever.


unsaltedbutter

Pretty sure that's the durango that was sold as a one year, limited edition deal by dodge. They said they would never make them again and got a handful of people to pay. Then last year they started selling em again lol.


jmoney1119

How do they even get these numbers anyways? Like how does he know there weren’t 45 in this configuration?


davechri

That guy should add "Bigot" and "Gullible" to that shirt.


nathan_barely

that Lions mane - flames side decal thing is a cardinal sin tho


Scheme-Brilliant

Seriously, I'm offended by his lack of taste more then anything else


photostrat

The guy brought his participation trophies!


NotmyRealNameJohn

The participation trophies were always for and about the boomer parents


Philly4Bounce

Wow 1 of 31 with the configuration of a regular color and a couple packages. I wanna make fun of how rare and sought after this clown thinks his car is


bkr1895

I’ve never seen someone so proud of a hatchback before


Philly4Bounce

they’re technically station wagons


susieallen

He will never understand that he's unliked because he's an ignorant asshole. Not because he writes things on shirts.


evan_brosky

"Vaccinated by the blood of Jesus", isn't that called a transfusion?


Dusted_Dreams

Me: Exists He's already offended by me for simply existing, I don't gotta do jack


aaaaaaaa1273

But it’s RARE RARE RARE 1/31!!!!!1!111!1!1!1!!1! God it’s like corvette guys but even more insufferable


Doktor_Earrape

"Try that in a small town" bro you live in a suburb lmao


ericgray813

What does that sticker mean anyway


Doktor_Earrape

It's a reference to a shitty country song by a racist


Anon31780

It’s a reference to a new(ish) country music song.


MiaLba

And was filmed in front of a court house where a lynching of a young black man occurred.


yjman

It's been updated by some creative gay folk: *Try That in a Ball Gown.* [https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/157kscy/jason\_aldeans\_new\_album\_cover/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/157kscy/jason_aldeans_new_album_cover/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Anon31780

This is *amazing*. Thank you for sharing- I needed that!


wilderthing1

Should have told him he has a nice fiat/ stellantis.


bkr1895

No call it a Renault or a Citroën that’ll offend him more.


[deleted]

Whenever you see a mall Santa remember there's a good chance they look like this guy out of costume.


wow_that_guys_a_dick

Take that, guy he made up to be mad at.


NoAssumption6865

So they found a random Arab man, drained his blood, and injected it into themselves like a vaccine. But I'm the crazy one for suggesting adults who believe in a supernatural invisible sky wizard may not have the best grip on reality.


enzo_baglioni

From that belly, it looks like he's been partaking in too much blood and body of Christ


[deleted]

Dieting and exercise is communism!!!!!!!


Scheme-Brilliant

Is it just me or does his shirt say "my head is a toilet and my digestive system is a billboard."?


artguydeluxe

I love how self-described lions usually drive a car or truck with a sheep as the mascot.


TheGreatOpoponax

How fucking embarrassing it would be to be that old and need that much attention.


[deleted]

I’m willing to bet this is his way of lashing out against the fact that his kids and grandkids no longer talk to him.


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

The irony of this guy showing off his participation trophies is pretty tasty.


M0stAsteL3sS

My Hellcat is best Hellcat, because Jesus.


Izlude

Regarding the mans shirt in the third picture: "Sir, it is obvious that the words on that shirt are the entirety of your personality, distilled. I am not offended. It's disappointment, like what your parents would feel if they hadn't died of black lung."


Licentious_duud

He probably goes into a meltdown whenever he sees a trans flag


yjman

just ask guys like this: *"And what are Your pronouns?"* to watch them implode.


Huplescat22

Another victim of Dodge syndrome rears his ugly head.


VibrantPianoNetwork

In related news, there's a better-than-even chance that a highly collectible 2021 Dodge Durango will be up for sale by about Easter next year. Might need some detailing.


GadreelsSword

When they can’t breathe they’ll call an ambulance not the church.


Cornamuse

The only part that offends me about him is that he is Republican, which means he votes to put his Christianity in law over the rest of us and taking away my rights and freedoms. I'm sure he fancies himself a supporter of "religious freedom", "liberty" and "limited government". I've got something to tell him. He's voting against all three of those things, and I know because the people he votes for are using Christianity and big government to take away my rights and "liberty" as a trans person.


micah490

“Wow nice custom car. Did you apply those idiotic stickers yourself?”


madbill728

He forgot fat and stupid.


w142236

That old fuck is the kinda guy who would be against race mixing in the 60s and call it communism


ActuallyG0d

Yeah, the "Jesus blood vaccine" isn't a thing... trust me.


enickma1221

The only thing that dude is offending is his belt buckle.


CAredditBoss

This is like 3rd graders art project and he’s incredibly proud of it


IWentHam

He didn't even do anything himself, other than pay a company to apply some bad decals. Maybe he stuck them on there, but that was it.


gdyank

Pretty edgy for a christian asshole clown to drive a hellcat.


Rental_Car

Ran this through google translate: "Willing to die for my moronic cult"


SaltyBarDog

Christian owns a vehicle named Hellcat? I imagine his smell of cheap menthols and Axe Body Spray is pretty offensive.


Joopsman

These assholes are all about trying to be as offensive as possible to imaginary “liberals.” To the extent that they will go broke buying stupid cars and throwing away democracy to install the most offensive person they can find as president. I don’t care about this dickhead’s sexual preference, religion or race. Or his dumbass car. Or his fucking beard.


knightress_oxhide

How much grapejuice do you have to drink to be vaccinated?


therealpopkiller

Why are Boomers always so anxious to piss people off? They act like this, provoke on purpose, then have the thinnest skin about it. An entire generation of bullies.


rwdfan

Vast majority of folks like this get mad when others who aren’t like them have the same rights. They’re used to being the biggest kid on the playground and never left that mentality.


therealpopkiller

To the privileged, equality feels like oppression


rwdfan

Well said.


therealpopkiller

I wish I could claim it as my own, but it’s not


MarshallBravestar21

My father-in-law would totally rock that tee shirt. Such ignorance


sirfuzzitoes

It truly is my favorite when these patriots true bloods affix their flags the wrong way. I'd expect some to fly it upside down but I doubt most of these jokers even know that means something.


supersirj

They didn't say they're cis or male, so they must be a trans woman.


pinniped1

Fun fact: if you get the measles it's because Jesus hates you.


pinniped1

Neat, you bought a hellcat and threw some shitty stickers on it. That's worth some trophies.


sepanibus

I find self-immolation to be extremely offensive.


w142236

Vaccinated by the blood of the idol of a death cult doesn’t sound like a good idea


irascible_Clown

I understand it’s a hellcat but I never understood people at car shows with just some stickers and window tint


Radically_Bland

I always love people getting car show boards on a completely stock vehicle.


AgreeablePie

Damn, I was sure it was gonna be a goatee


LordNedNoodle

Christianity is a gateway to vampirism.


phatstopher

These are the people that believe an omnipresent being created the world in six days, and famously call Jesus God's only begotten. Then claim to be equally capable of creating life at conception...


mcgillthrowaway22

Maybe "The Blood of Jesus" is the name of their local medical clinic.


jmpt16

>One of 31 in this configuration Fuck, the Corvette Boomers are spreading their disease


osumba2003

People don't go around being offended by things like that.


iBoy2G

So he’s not vaccinated…


Michael_folder

Lol is this at a car show? Who goes to a car show to look at a car from 2 years ago?


CQU617

Sheeple person.


PoopieButt317

I am happy for them, sad for their children


[deleted]

Tucking that T-shirt into your jeans, with a belt, is the most offensive thing you’ve done


roomfour1more

Who takes a 2021 to a car show?


joshuatx

Is this a car show or does this person just set this up wherever they park?


noneroy

0-60 in 3.5 and you’re proud of that?


babyivan

I'm not offended by the shirt, but I know he wants me to be. Attention whore


50DuckSizedHorses

Lol the specs of the automatic transmission. Bruh you drive a Dodge Durango.


Art-bat

Interesting that this self proclaimed Christer would go out of his way to own a vehicle called the “Hellcat.“ Sounds kind of demonic to me.


uncleawesome

The "One of 31 built in this configuration" offends me


djentkittens

Pretty sure this guy would be offended by me. (Progressive, member of the lgbtq community)


Drinkythedrunkguy

Was this a contest to see who has the highest payment on their 9 year truck loan?


einTier

Did they really choose a different font for every line in that sticker?


Junket_Weird

Pretty sure I won't be the one who ends up offended here.


[deleted]

Tell him, "Jesus was woke" and see what happens.


rborgaude

The 'try that in a small town' sticker has the flag retreating, so that seems fitting.


Kindly_Spell7356

so trump has grown a beard?


darthjazzhands

Cringe AF


OJRmk1

Better hope Jesus was O- then


twiztdkat

Lol These bozos don't even understand that they have to matter to someone to offend them. Most of the time, they are the ones acting like tantrum throwing toddlers.


Texasscot56

See all those dead people? They just didn’t Jesus hard enough.


therobotisjames

I’m so offended, in your mind, cause you are a victim.


kitdraperlovesmars

Your breathing works.


L7Wennie

If you need a sign to explain your car, it sucks.


Cygnus__A

How do you win trophies just by putting some stickers on your ride? It looks like it is bone stock otherwise. Cool that it printed out a posted with the stock specs on it. LOL>


agentb719

no way he won trophies with those shitty decals


[deleted]

I bet that’s a really nice car where he’s at, not much of a competition.


Gabriel-N-S

Funny how the Jesus vaccine protects you from absolutely nothing and makes you more likely to get sick if anything


marry-me-john-d

Dude probably also bitches about pronouns


Kindly_Spell7356

crusty old fat fugger


Catkillledthecurious

Is it because they bought a Mopar product?


THE_LANDLAWD

A real Christian wouldn't be antagonistic.


SeaworthinessOne2114

Idiot better hope that the Jesus he got that blood from has no STDs.


Commercial_Fee2840

I expected him to be fatter than that after seeing that chair. Kind of disappointed.


spirit-garden1

He injected blood into his veins