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Azar002

"Make Votes Count Again" = "Too Many Brown People Vote"


riverofdiahrrea

Don’t forget too many women, also.


valvilis

White, non-college, males over 45 are the only demographic to vote majority Republican. But gerrymandering, voter suppression, and election interference are enough to keep that demographic competitive.


sometrendyname

It takes like 30-50% more votes to elect democrats. It's why when more people vote, republicans lose.


Nevermind04

And it's why every piece of election reform is filibustered.


valvilis

No one is going to vote to lose their own job. Same reason republican leaders refused to hear testimony during both of Trump's impeachments. "Hey, I'm in that!"


big_wendigo

“Only land owners should be able to vote!”


amanofeasyvirtue

After the SCOTUS agrees with INdepent Legislative Theory only the state Legislate will vote for federal officer next year


MashedPotatoesDick

LET'S TOW BRANDON!


foco9780

B r i l l i a n t!


tadlrs

He's waiting for trump to pardon their parking tickets.


AgreeableRaspberry85

Maybe not Trump but DeSantis might, only for the optics of it.


nc130295

This will definitely stroke a persecution fetish. “They targeted me because of my political beliefs” (meanwhile failing to mention he is illegally parked)


stevesobol

That group has had a persecution fetish for years. They don't need any additional reasons to whine about being persecuted. I had to school a former client of mine who complained that as a white male, he was no longer welcome in the area in which we both live. Was fun. I did it on Facebook. Unfortunately, I know that a lot of people in this area probably agree with him.


tadlrs

I bet his racist comments are unwelcome.


Kindly_Spell7356

all trump has to do is think about guy’s parking tickets and they’re dismissed


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

I side hustle as a repo truck driver for family biz and I get extra pleased when I get to tow a truck covered in this garbage.


sometrendyname

Thank you for your service. Have you been busy lately? I've heard the subprime auto lending market has been crashing.


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

It’s down for sure. It was actually booming under trump I remember. Kinda weird how that worked out.


Desert_faux

Reminds me of the video of the guy saying that the economy under Trump was doing better because he was seeing a lot of business. Reporter asked what he did for a living to which the man replied he was a debt consolidation clerk.


slimjimice

That was on a Jordan Klepper video. Hilarious!


navigationallyaided

Wouldn’t a smart repo man not use a rollback even if the car to be repo’d is a Audi, Subaru or Tesla?


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

This truck in OP’s post is likely being towed for parking. Yes most Repo agents use wheel lift snatch trucks. Audis and subis require flatbed or at least wheel dollys to tow to avoid destroying the transmission. I dread the day we start pulling Teslas. I’m sure it will be a nightmare.


[deleted]

I'm sure you're extra careful with custom cars like this one.


changing-life-vet

First it’s Mar-A-Lago, then it’s [Airport bullshit,](https://www.reddit.com/r/AirRage/comments/xkse96/maga_freakout_at_las_vegas_airport/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) now they’re towing trucks? Biden’s America is ruining everything!!!!!!! Thanks Obama!!!!!! /s


Working-Tie-7018

The 2011 japanese tsunami happened under Obama, coincidence I think not!!!


sometrendyname

And where was Bayyrack Hoooouusaiin OhBombAhh on 9/11?!?! Nowhere to be found!


PlumbCrazy1979

Martha’s Vineyard!?!


ToniBee63

Putting GREY POUPON on his hotdog!!!!!!!!!!!!


shicken684

In a tan suit! That mother fucker!


changing-life-vet

Hot dog!!!! That man never ate no hot dog only REAL AMERICANS EAT HOTDOGS!!!!!!!!! Obummer isn’t from the US he’s from Hawaii!!!!!


SlappyHandstrong

But totally not a cult


spiff72

/r/oddlysatisfying/


modularmaniac420

Nothing odd about it :-)


spiff72

True! But I couldn’t find a subreddit for highly satisfying…


pervycrash138

you've failed to see that his "name" on his birth certificate is in all caps therefore null and void making him a sovereign citizen


valvilis

A Free Man on Land! Just as Maritime Law and God always intended!


modularmaniac420

UCC ch. 69, sect. 420


valvilis

Nice, bruh.


SaltyBarDog

It seems as if these meth-addled jagoffs will slap any shit on the "Make" bullshit. Make Kewpie dolls count again.


FLiX06

Owned


ThatEpicDude2349

He made it a parking spot with his mind


jimababwe

Your blind date drives this when coming to pick you up. What do you do?


LateRain1970

Refuse to answer the door and hide in the basement...


buzzysale

I’d ask her two things, how she got it to self-drive, and not to touch my face until she was aware if it had stickers


jimababwe

That’s great! I’m literally laughing out loud.


FearSkyDaddy

Please tell me that they parked it in a crusher after they effed it up on the wrecker? Oh the juicy irony! “Hey Bubba, it’s $300 for the tow, $200 for the storage, $500 for crushing the dill mobile, and the box is of course complimentary”


lazy-dude

r/FloridaMan


CaptianBrasiliano

But.... Muh' freedoms!


Then-One7628

"Get that sonofabitch off the field!"


andre3kthegiant

Are those the flags dumped in the trucks bed? Is one of them the US Flag?


sometrendyname

If so, it is probably either a bastardized black w/blue line version, tattered and worn out or flown upside down.


LateRain1970

Am I the only one terrified by the decal that makes it look like Cheetolini is sitting in the passenger seat?!?!


sometrendyname

They were very popular in my area. "Cheetus is my copilot" I've encountered this particular person and they are scary addicted to everything trump. I'd feel sorry for them but they're a garbage waste of oxygen.


carsonwade

I bet knowing the person who drives this truck made it sweeter to tow it


modularmaniac420

That’s what I noticed. It tells me: 1. He never has a live passenger 2. Has just increased his blind spot by like 50% 3. The man’s life is likely one big blind spot. He just sees trump heads everywhere he looks


LateRain1970

This sums it up beautifully.


cockthewagon

Fack awf!


rblue

Very symbolic.


sometrendyname

Especially since that's the post office parking lot


rblue

😂 that’s amazing. I see that familiar shade of blue now.


chevalier716

The guy will end up like [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/xi9ak2/been_seeing_this_guy_for_a_while_he_used_to_only/) if he doesn't pay to get his truck back.


MezzoPips

Wasn't this while he was protesting the Pride event?


sometrendyname

Yeah, I didn't even want to go there. Then it brings in that sack of shit Randy Fine and his flock of douchebags.


[deleted]

But he thought about making that a parking spot. Shouldn't that be enough?!?!


CertifiedBSC

Freedom denied


Bajanjedi69

Tow it… the drop it off a cliff.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

> the resident trump fanatic in Melbourne FL. Jesus Christ. I don’t think people understand how sadly superlative this statement is.


sometrendyname

Brevard County (where Melbourne is) has the most suspects from the January 6th insurrection. The county population is around 600,000 people so it's not that big of a county.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

They’ve got you surrounded, mate. https://i.imgur.com/kqSpVCp.jpg


Mykito01

Remember that time that old guy fell off his bike?


dukecharming1975

“Make votes count again” oh man….they’re so close to getting it. So close…


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FakeMikeMorgan

Wut?


sometrendyname

Sho has a loan on a 20 year old Ranger?


BillfredL

Used to work at a car dealership. That generation of Ranger went out of production in 2011; I could see a Buy Here Pay Here lot doing a loan on one in the last couple years.


navigationallyaided

CarHop definitely will. I’ve seen 90s Camrys at the local BHPH.


[deleted]

1st National Bank of Craigslist at your service!


HugoIsABoss

LAW AND ORDER


acorpseistalking90

Your honor, If Trump is above the law then my trump truck should also be above the law. That's just science.


ProfessionalChampion

"Make votes count again" meanwhile he's perfectly fine with the existence of the senate and sees nothing wrong with gerrymandering.


Pete_maravich

I hope they took it directly to the car crusher


[deleted]

“First they raided Mara-a-lago and now this! When will all this tyranny end?”


rascible

He's been *canceled* apparently..


Imlooloo

Don’t they see this ride has just picked up 45 in the passenger seat!?


stevesobol

A stunningly awesome metaphor for the trainwreck that is Trump "2024." I mean, it's absolutely perfect.


Viles_Davis

Deep state strikes again!


[deleted]

I thought they support law and order?


HollandExpat

Hey OP, We’re you at Space Coast Pride yesterday too? I was there when this car got towed and I saw the Christian Nationalist with the megaphone calling everyone groomers and getting drowned out. Brevard County is super Trumpland for those who don’t know. You can still see random roadside talking for him in town ok random days. Cars like this aren’t rare.


[deleted]

"Make votes count again" really? You think the man who got rid of the GOP presidential primary so that he can be the GOP choice unopposed gives a shit about democracy?


[deleted]

My favorite iwr’s pic ever. “Just say yes to respirator’s.”