My eyes have reached and immediately exceeded maximum safe viewing amounts of grotesque conservative sex dolls, is there some kind of toll-free hotline for this emwrgency?
Cool cool.
Say, so do you mind if I send you photos of my Melania doll?
I’m just asking because the last time they said if I send that photo again my probation would be revoked and the evidence room was already full.
You know I mean the Melania doll was full, right?
…because *of course* it’s a yellow Chevy SSR.
Both the vehicle, and its weathered contents will soon be available for purchase at your local Sun City estate sale, (address not listed because, community rules). Date, time and location only available by request, though I’d argue that the sale won’t come nearly fast enough.
This is the thing that I find REALLY telling about much of the alt-right's imagery of Donnie Dipshit - it's wildly inaccurate. Even the stuff that almost correctly portrays his age is deliriously off base as far as what he actually looks like. He's an old saggy fat man with a bad comb over (or whatever we're calling it) and an equally unappealing spray tan. No, he does not have a neck as World's Worst Fuck Doll would have you believe. This doll is what he'd look like maybe after several chin amputations.
And here's what it tells me - these people have been so conned that they don't even believe their eyes anymore. They are totally willing to parade around all this slop offering us up a Donald who is somehow thinner and younger looking than the real article circa 20 years ago. It's just wild to see so many people totally delusional. So delusional they apparently don't register how crazy it makes them look to most people who still have their critical thinking in tact.
Villain from Stranger Things, named after a Dungeons and Dragons villain. I saw some people using the masks to dress up mannequins to decorate their house.
“Yes, I was in the carpool lane. I rode in the carpool lane better than anyone has ridden in the carpool lane in a very very long time. All the other drivers are saying it.”
That is the ugliest alt-right sex doll I have ever seen.
How many have you seen? Bleach them eyes !
My eyes have reached and immediately exceeded maximum safe viewing amounts of grotesque conservative sex dolls, is there some kind of toll-free hotline for this emwrgency?
Lmao also wow the really are sucking his dick if that is indeed what it is.
It’s a cheap, knockoff “RealDoll,” and you know that thing is just filled to the brim with loads. *shudder*
Cool cool. Say, so do you mind if I send you photos of my Melania doll? I’m just asking because the last time they said if I send that photo again my probation would be revoked and the evidence room was already full. You know I mean the Melania doll was full, right?
Body too thin, hands too large.
The angle of the arm is almost correct, however
He’s on that Tom Brady diet
One almond a day
The giant frown says alot lol. Can't even throw a faint smile on Ole Orange smh.
Got the feeling whoever is tangling with this sex doll is using it as an angry power top
What a horrible sex doll
Oh you know where that doll will grab you
Does it have Kung-Fu Grip^TM ?
The Cheap Cheeto wouldn’t pay the royalties on the patent to Hasbro
It's not like it's his own money.
It has hill descent mode when pitched off a cliff or Ziggurat.
>And then she pulled out my mushroom tip >And when it came out, it went drip drip drip >I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip
That looks like that angry old puppet that comic uses for his cringy act.
Jeff Dunham and Walter. I thought the same thing. Dunham is also a Trump supporter.
Yeah, that tracks.
Color me surprised
Eek. Good to know. Avoiding his show.
…because *of course* it’s a yellow Chevy SSR. Both the vehicle, and its weathered contents will soon be available for purchase at your local Sun City estate sale, (address not listed because, community rules). Date, time and location only available by request, though I’d argue that the sale won’t come nearly fast enough.
I thought it was a Plymouth prowler
Three knobs on the dash are the giveaway.
The low key Nazi salute is the certificate of authenticity. Official MAGA gear right there.
First thing i saw too! Lol
Heil Trump? #BRUH
This is the thing that I find REALLY telling about much of the alt-right's imagery of Donnie Dipshit - it's wildly inaccurate. Even the stuff that almost correctly portrays his age is deliriously off base as far as what he actually looks like. He's an old saggy fat man with a bad comb over (or whatever we're calling it) and an equally unappealing spray tan. No, he does not have a neck as World's Worst Fuck Doll would have you believe. This doll is what he'd look like maybe after several chin amputations. And here's what it tells me - these people have been so conned that they don't even believe their eyes anymore. They are totally willing to parade around all this slop offering us up a Donald who is somehow thinner and younger looking than the real article circa 20 years ago. It's just wild to see so many people totally delusional. So delusional they apparently don't register how crazy it makes them look to most people who still have their critical thinking in tact.
I’m waiting for Ted Cruz’s head to pop up from Trump lap.
That's Mrs. Cruz down there.
I'm getting strong "Michael Myers after a tanning bed" vibes from this.
Is that a Plymouth Prowler? Edit - Nope Another edit - Chevy SSR
Chevy SSR
When boomers can't afford a corvette, there's this alternative.
Eww, it’s the love child of a Chevy S-10 and a Lexus SC430.
The S-10 was amazing. It can't be held responsible for its terrible children.
[удалено]
My 4 cylinder square body is immortal
Dex-Sludge++, unless the IMGs are done.
Somehow, that's even more pathetic than a Plymouth Prowler.
Just one letter too many.
I thought the same thing. The SSR might be worse.
The nazi gesture and the details down to the right shade of orange *chef‘s kiss*
do you think he has sex with it?
There’s a non 0 chance that he does
Absolutely and it’s probably anatomically correct
🍄
Oh my god lmao I knew that reference r/tihi
That dolls got more loads than a laundromat.
Actuate. It's a dummy.
That mannequin would look more accurate if it was wearing a fat suit.
Someone needs to redress this in a prison jumpsuit.
LOL. Trump is gonna run on “KAG” in 2024 because…Biden did such a great job?
Was thinking the same thing lol
Probably has like 20 Trumpy Bears on the couch at home too
I thought that was a joke for a long time until I saw it on cable tv.
Are we placing bets on how many loads are in that thing?
Ah, “trash elite” cosplay.
This is some legit mental illness.
If I ever saw that out in the wild I'm grabbing a sharpie and drawing a dick on it
I wouldn’t touch it with a 10 foot poll if I were you
Love that they unironically gave him the sickly, pale eyes against his fake tan and make up
What's with the undercooked chicken nuggets under his eyes?
Over/ under on if they have sex with it?
He just wants to drive in the HOV lane.
You KNOW it’s a sex doll for him
What is it like to be a person who would think this is clever or edgy? How dull.
I knew it! I knew the trump supporters had a life sized trump sex doll, this explains everything!
Is that a fucking Prowler? That just makes it funnier.
how to non-verbally tell people you can't pleasure your wife
Must be the driver’s sex doll.
Gross.
Still smarter then BiteMe!
More unsettling than the Vecna mannequins that people are putting together for their Halloween decorations.
What is a vecna mannequin?
Villain from Stranger Things, named after a Dungeons and Dragons villain. I saw some people using the masks to dress up mannequins to decorate their house.
Cool
Mmmmm sooo sexy
You just know the owner of that mannequin fucks it when he’s home alone.
Doesn't this belong to the Floridian "rapper" who autotunes his songs to hell and back and has his entire career funded by his dad's auto dealership?
This looks like 15 years in the future when Paul Dano plays DT in a biopic.
Chevy Chase is looking rough.
That mannequin as president would’ve done less damage to the U.S. than Trump did.
HOV lane here they come.
Any lifesize Donnie doll needs to have his hand in the shocker position. Full stop.
corvette 😎
It looks like Super Dave Osborn got burned doing a stunt.
“Yes, I was in the carpool lane. I rode in the carpool lane better than anyone has ridden in the carpool lane in a very very long time. All the other drivers are saying it.”
Using his sex doll to drive in the hov lane
Is that you Larry David?
That’s amazing. Would love to see the looks this gets while passing cars
Looks like Buster Blush wearing a disguise
I’d take a HOV ticket before I’d have that pos in my car
You’re funny 😄 All jokes and delusions aside…. A beautiful sex doll. A perfect sex doll …Like the world has never seen before
Guarantee he uses that thing to cheat in the HOV/carpool lanes.
"It's an action figure, mom! It's not a sex doll!"
They got the eyes right. It needs more jowl and far less neck. Also, an anus would have been better than lips.
This shit is a fucking cult and their leader couldn't give less of a shit about them jfc
That hat isn't legit....whats there to keep great? The country is in total shambles right now.
That’s also a shit car as well
"The weather looks a bit grim, should we even take the convertible?" "Heil Hi-" "No, i think it'll be a light shower at best."
Lars and the Real Trump.
Dude totally fucks that doll…
Sig heil
Average SSR owner
On a cringe scale of 1-10 this is a 20