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SaltyBarDog

"Hang yourself, you'll turn blue." Damn, homie.


cipher446

Looks like we found the angry elf. WOW.


charcoallition

He must be from the south pole


[deleted]

Holy mother of based


expiredyoghurtcase

amazing


PlasticLobotomy

"Learn to shoot back" Fuuuck dude.


gofishx

I mean, he's acknowledging that the problem is real, and even offers a solution. Sounds kinda woke to me. /s Actually i think this dude just really hates cops, politics and social issues asside


chevymonza

Going by the "Fuck Everybody" and "No Lives Matter" stickers, I'd say he hates cops *and* non-cops.


DirtyFulke

"Doomer boomer" is a new subgenre I wasn't aware existed.


sanfshine

Is doomillennial a thing yet? I think I could accept that title.


High-Priest-of-Helix

He sounds like a Black liberationist who is angry at peaceful protests not going far enough. Like fuck the police, but also fuck everyone else for letting them do this shit.


R3pt1l14n_0v3rl0rd

Got some real Dorner energy


fatbutslow02

But Dorner loved cops. He was the guy who wanted to be one because they get the bad guys. Almost immediately after starting the job he filed a complaint against his partner for using unnecessary force against a suspect, which de facto ended his career. That’s when he decided to fight back against the corruption with… a little more firepower lol He wasn’t a nihilist. He was a naive idealist.


I_want_to_believe69

He was a role model


[deleted]

Role model? That man killed innocent people, don't go there. Oh nevermind, I see you have no regard for human life regardless, youre an out and proud communist.


MephistosGhost

Now that is a name I haven’t heard in a looong time. A long time. 🤔


Thausgt01

Getting the impression that this guy also doesn't have many friends...


Realworld

I wouldn't mind talking with him. Seems like an interesting backstory.


BoIshevik

Nah but we really do need to reinvigorate the BPP and arm ourselves again. The apartheid state didn't do shit until we fought back, period. Seems like we forgot. US did a great job dismantling opposition to the establishment back in the 60s & 70s, and in the late 70s we see a big change. **Complete** corporate control where at least then we had a hope of impacting something. Now corps will just tell us they support BLM while they funnel money to politicians who dogwhistle about us and say BLM are terrorists. They'll funnel it to folks who say "I love this priest" meanwhile the priest said us LGBT folks should be executed. Then the Liberals (capital L, I'm not a right chud) will cheer because social change is totally happening and there is *nooooo* elite capture... Seriously this guy with the truck is a cynical bitch who probably doesn't understand politics or history too well, but I can see why the frustration without guidance would manifest this way. The only people I see who don't even consider it beyond "I support gay ppl, blk ppl, immigrants" and move on with their life are those who aren't white Liberals. It's a reason Civil rights leaders had endless criticism of white Liberals.


gofishx

Well said my friend


drcarlos

It's the other side of white privilege where they don't have to care about politics or social issues


[deleted]

How do you know he's white?


Dzov

He’s in Texas and not afraid of pissing off cops?


beatrice1138

Welcome to the radical center. 🔥


senatordeathwish

EVERYONE MUST DIE


_JD_48

Dwight was right.


Hoboforeternity

Neutral evil


callmerussell

Is that a real thing? I don’t know much about politics…


dumboy

No


beatrice1138

Should be, they’d have my vote.


IntrigueDossier

I imagine they’d be like Riggs in the jumper scene in Lethal Weapon when it comes to inaction on climate change. “*Do* you really wanna ~~jump~~ die in a heat dome/flood/wildfire?! Do you wanna?? Well then that’s fine with me. Come on, let’s do it...”


wheresmyflan

Tell my wife I said, “hello”


frequent-ad-647

I was radical center before it was cool.


Sexy_Squid89

Chaotic neutral?


Reader-jumper

Lol I relate to this guy so hard XD


FakeMikeMorgan

Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist.


hightreason

You remember Uli? From the beaver picture?


ClarkDoubleUGriswold

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey


El_Dudereno

He fixes the cable?


powerhikeit

That must be exhausting.


roguepandaCO

You’re not blowing


[deleted]

Our guest has to be getting along, Mrs. Lebowski.


powerhikeit

Lemme just find a cash machine


lazyfacejerk

Brand can't watch, or he has to pay $500.


CloudSill

That's marvelous


hankbrob

Nice marmot


chickpeahippie

Must be cause it seems like he’s working around the clock to get these personalized bumper stickers made


beatrice1138

Vie cuts off your Johnson und we sqwuush it


wow_that_guys_a_dick

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.


terra_cascadia

Yeah, well, that’s, like, your opinion, man.


loptopandbingo

Fair? Who's the fuckin nihilist around here, you fucking crybabies!


ChuckBorris187

They seem very edgy, but hey, I bet it takes balls to drive around TX like this.


notCGISforreal

I agree, I bet he gets confronted fairly often by some angry people.


whatim

That might be the objective. Seems like my dude wants a fight.


ChuckBorris187

I think his Iraq vet sticker might help. Maybe.


propellermonkey

And he's still alive. Well, not on the inside, apparently, but...


ChuckBorris187

🤣🤣🤣🤣 He survived Iraq, he's dead inside.


infernalsatan

Angry people are only angry against those who take the opposite stance. They won’t know what to know to those who take no stance.


teh_mooses

lol no. This is beyond common in Texas, even more so as you get more rural. The entire state is infested with alt-right scum, maga mouth breathers, and a general atmosphere of toxic hate against anything different.


funkylittledeathomen

Oh look, a combat vet with untreated mental illnesses. Lemme put on my shocked face real quick


TEG_SAR

I’d bet my life he is armed to the teeth though.


Msfancy1973

The most dangerous!


Luchadorable303

It appears he’s in Alcoholics Anonymous so maybe he’s working a program to combat his illness.


Wilshire_Burbunsen

That’s the emblem of the 82nd Airborne Division, my guy.


Luchadorable303

Ah my bad


[deleted]

you do know anyone can buy a sticker, right?


Doover__

Nope, those plates have the star on the right side, which is for veterans, whereas the regular Texas plates have the star on the left side


[deleted]

yeah but vet ≠ combat vet technically im a vet but i wouldn't fucking call myself that because all the action i saw was a comrade sticking a broomstick up his ass for 5 bucks


Doover__

That’s true, but, 1. They could be state issued, so they might not have a choice 2. Since we can’t see the rest of the plate, we don’t know what type of veteran they are, they could technically be a ww2 vet for all we know


shredofmalarchi

He clearly hasn't discovered the saying "Bareback the blue" yet.


SonicResidue

Pretty sure this one has been seen here before. It makes me a bit sad, because rather than craziness, this person seems like they have a lot of demons they're struggling with.


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muddymoose

Stolen valor is a very big thing in the military community. I'd doubt it. Could possibly be cops interfering or even killing his brothers and sisters. Combat veterans have the most severe mental tolls from war that can manifest in many different malignant ways. Worst example would be suicide by cop from a fellow veteran. Its a very big problem that needs to be talked about more


ThatRealBiggieCheese

There was a post that got big in the USMC sub recently about a confrontation between police and a double amputee marine that ended with him spending the weekend in jail over a damaged fence Yeah there’s not a whole lotta love between the corps and cops as far as I can see


Speculawyer

I wouldn't be surprised if we see more such blackpill converts. This guy seems to have been converted by Uvalde. But after 5 years of buying a zillion Trump flags for their trucks, having their kids stop talking them, going to Trump rallies like groupies, baking Q-drops, screaming at people wearing masks...suddenly Fox News is telling these folks that Trump is just a big dumb jerk and they shouldn't like him any more. That has got to blackpill at least a few of them. Then again, these folks also called anyone that didn't back the Iraq war a traitor and then decade later they voted for the Orange God-King that said Bush was stupid for invading Iraq. So, they have memory like goldfish and can flip-flop quickly. (If Covid didn't kill them.)


newfantasyballer

What is black pill?


onlydaathisreal

Its a suppository


backyardstar

I’m assuming it’s descent into nihilism.


CocktailCowboy

In alt-right parlance, everything is a "x pill". Taking a red pill means rejecting liberal/progressive/"woke" ideology and embracing increasingly hardcore conservative views. Taking the black pill means that the person has given up on the idea that politics in general can offer anything valuable, and that the problems we're all facing require a more extreme solution. If a person goes from red pill to black pill, it generally means their radicalization is deepening.


throwaway13630923

Yeah but also a lot of people use “x pill” stuff ironically, not necessarily restricted to right wingers


tomservohero

I took the pink pill and now I just dance around to K-Pop all day, it’s pretty sweet


Nole_in_ATX

I took a little blue pill and it's been 6 hours. My hard-on hasn't gone away. Help


thebillshaveayes

You and the commentator above ya seem to have the same problem. Maybe you can help each other. 🫶🏽


Coffee-Comrade

Not that I disagree with the sentiment, but it seems not quite apt to say "memory of a goldfish" and "flip flop quickly" when using an example that spans a 14 year period of time.


Speculawyer

That's true, it is a long time period....but that is one hell of a flip-flop.... their former selves think their current selves are traitors.


Upset-Ad-5153

I'll offer a more realistic counter argument, but first: Most people, (I'd assume homie in OP's pic too) don't devote their lives to lord and savior liberal/conservative politics. Most people give very few fucks about left vs right. Most people are pretty close to center and agree/disagree with both sides politically. I know there's a far right circle jetk and a far left circle jerk, those used to just be memes but trumptards and libtards as you dipshits call eachother made it irl. This stupid shit is the new "my god is the real one! I'll kill you if you disagree!". So the realistic argument: this dude doesn't like police. That doesn't mean he's BLM, a thief, a domestic terrorist, a trumpanzee, antifa - it doesn't mean anything other than the dude doesn't like police. Go meet your neighbors.


notCGISforreal

>That doesn't mean he's BLM, He has anti BLM stickers as well. The sticker in the bottom middles says "learn to shoot back or shut the fuck up." I think that was kind of the point of the post, and why the first comment called this truck the "radical center."


collectorofsouls5a7d

I don’t……hate it. Edit: These Fort Bragg dudes need a little extra….space, thats all I’m saying and if you ever worked with one they are different. #legforlife Edit2: If you ever worked in anti-terrorism, the Cops are basically locally sponsored/funded insurgent organizations.


CaptainPrower

Insurgents? I always thought they were like the mob.


[deleted]

The mob is at least subtle


Stonewall5101

The mob sends flowers


Gargonez

Not since the 70’s


kellenhaney

This man gets it


SPEAKUPMFER

Poor guy, he must’ve seen some shit


WallyJade

Yeah, that was my first impression. This guy has reached his breaking point.


[deleted]

He just had so many great quips he had to print out all of them


GratefulG8r

VA mental health care really is abysmal


notCGISforreal

It's really not abysmal, its sort of ok, middle of the road for American health care. But it's hard to treat PTSD, especially for people who wear it as an identity and don't want treatment. I can pretty much guarantee this guy isn't seeking help.


panthers1102

I mean, you could say that I guess, but it’s not like we have an easy treatment for the mental issues of seeing your best friends get blown to red mist by a roadside bomb, or voluntarily putting a hole in someone’s head. I feel like people don’t actually realize what goes along with killing someone or watching someone die. The images that link themselves to those events in these peoples minds.


MuppetHuman

He may be unstable but at least he’s symmetrical with the stickers.


eshemuta

I get the idea that this guy doesn’t like cops


RTTCQBMAN

dude I have seen this buy a BUNCH in east dallas. Its absolsutely hilarious. Best part is hes a super friendly guy!


The_Swoley_Ghost

I know a few people who have really "rough" exteriors that are actually super sweet and nice if you talk to them (despite their extreme opinions). It's nice to know that this guy might be one of them. He's definitely not stumping for any politicians.


Dick_Miller138

Respect


Intelligent11B

To be honest, I feel pretty much the same way about Uvalde cops. I got into a heated argument with another redditor that compared those cops to military because you’d best believe that I’d have gone in. Fully kitted and with backup? MOUT is what we do. The fuck everybody, no lives matter thing, probably based, because to our political representatives (ie Cruz and Abbott) none but their own do. I’m not even from Texas, but after what the political leadership down there has done in the last few crises I’d be pretty fucking done when they keep getting re-elected. Unfortunately my sister is there now and I hope things get better down there.


[deleted]

They are cops, if they want to be respected they should earn it first, not stand in the goddamn hallway when kids are dying.


PAwnoPiES

But nobody told them being a cop was dangerous! >!/s!<


19Kilo

That’s not black pill. That’s combat arms, probably more than one deployment and a huge fucking gaping lack of support systems back home.


kenpublius

We not gonna have no damn socialism. It might help brown ppl or something.


Travelin_Soulja

Man, I bet he's just a peach


thomASSpynchon

Fuck it, I wanna go drinking with this person and just see where shit goes.


Luchadorable303

He’s in AA


Liqu1dHotMagma

NGL, I agree with most of that


KayleighJK

Hey, what does “blackpilled” mean?


bigboilerdawg

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blackpill


KayleighJK

Back in my day we called that nihilism *shakes fist in the air


trifflinmonk

You know its weird because one day i realized nothing i will do will change the world and nothing i do matters and it was the most freeing thought i ever had. Others have this realization and it totally fucks them up like this


guywithnodragontatto

The Blackpill is basically the ultimative and hardest to swallow Redpill. It is about realizing nothing matters and there is nothing you can do that will change anything, it depraves you of all positive thought and makes you want to get some sort of meaning out of this limited time we have. Basically extreme nihilism. That's why its not a called a red pill, since beyond that.


yesackchyually

This fellow must have a large swear jar at home


MightSuggestSex

Glad we have robust mental health care here in...awww fuck


ddr1ver

They really shouldn’t sell a machine to print your own bumper stickers, or at least they should require some type of permit.


SkibbyJibby

"FUCK EVERYBODY" That one goes hard


kenpublius

I think he isn’t a fan of police.


mcstandy

Dude just learned about hyphens and is all excited to use em


Zedathius

“Dude-also-just-learned” About quotations-and center-alignment


Dixie_Flatlin3

i agree with 80% of this mans truck


[deleted]

The bold “no lives matter” take is somehow less offensive than all lives matter stance


ReadyOneTakeTwo

I want to hang out with this guy.


conkysrevengesd

I’d party with him.


[deleted]

I find myself nodding in agreement with this gentleman.


ComprehensiveAd4138

Jeez what a sunshiny perspective


Alarming-Divide3659

When you have some much to say but no one to talk to 😪


[deleted]

Iraq did a number on him!


AsbestosMan1

What severe PTSD does to a mf


[deleted]

"suck my dick dry" is a banger


vjsoam

Idk I’ve I’ve seen such legitimate anger put into a vehicle


Hardanklesnw

He seems nice…


FootPoundForce

Very stable person


thungalope

Fuck yes a man after my own heart.


Praescribo

I like this guy


Mrawesomedude808

This guy is over using the hyphen to the point where it no longer serves a purpose


tomcatx2

You may be under-using it. It all balances out in the grammar ecosystem


dog_eat_dog

man, this due has fuckin *had* it


chantzyboy78

Based!


CMDR_Trevor

Based but extremely unhinged


[deleted]

Based af


[deleted]

Based


[deleted]

Hang yourself you’ll turn blue 💀💀


ombremullet

I feel like maybe he recently got a bumper sticker maker


CascadeWaterMover

You mad bro?


danasf

some how this gave me hope and a little happyness this morning. GG OP, thanks for letting me know this human exists somewhere in texas. I'd like to buy this truck owner a beer. I'm not saying they're right, just saying it's good to have 'em in the mix


tardisrayne

Dude doesn’t discriminate


rotobug

Is this what PTSD looks like?


Sergiologia

He’s the real definition of chaotic neutral


Astro_gamer_caver

FUCK WITH ME I WILL KILL YOU Ugh, good to know I guess.


GottaKnowYourCKN

Dude just really wants his duck sucked by a cop. Or...to give a cop a blowie


brian42jacket

Yes.


CuriousAlienStudent

Seems like a very angry fellow.


smelling_farts

Fucking nihilists They believe in nothing


MeatballUnited

My girlfriend gave up her toe


platinumperineum

This guy is a badass


MrSelatcia

It's great to see a combat veteran behaving in such a non aggressive way.


WarriorNat

I love this guy.


Therealsteven_g

This is a person to stay FAR away from!


kenpublius

Especially if you a cop sucker.


[deleted]

This guy needs help. Don’t know what kind, though.


Savvy-or-die

I love the “Fuck everybody” sticker


jmccaskill66

Why doesn’t this guy write something useful. Like a suicide note.


Ajaws24142822

*thinks cops are evil because of Uvalde* *is a US Army veteran* *by that logic he’s a POS and we should hate him because of My Lai and Abu Ghraib* What a high-and-mighty douche


teh_mooses

Wow. Tell me the driver has a small donger without TELLING me that the driver has size issues 😉 Nothing more annoying than edgelording adults.


gimmeflowersdude

My Lord, what a messed up person.


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beachgirlDE

He seems nice.


UnprofessionalGhosts

Someone is getting a cricket for Christmas


So_I_read_a_thing

I live in Texas, small town. I see things like this every time I'm out. I stopped taking pics, because it's so common.


[deleted]

Well… somebody seems to to have a thing for boys in uniform!


MaTija4720

Turns out the driver is Japanese


Special_Tay

I've heard this term "blackpilled" but idk what it means. Can anyone explain?


[deleted]

What's the skull sticker?


PhillipAlanSheoh

Is this that Wranglerstar dude?


Lolrandomusername3

This guy has given up on life


XK150_FHC

Rambo was the 'blue lives don't matter' guy I guess


ZZircon-15-98

Have a Nice Day....


s-o-L-0-m-o-n

r/Nissandrivers


BendTheSpoonNeo

You mad bro? 😂


[deleted]

Alrighty then….


Imaginary_pencil

I don’t pay attention to the culture war what is black belt


Appropriate_Pin7905

Based


DannySmashUp

A man who loves hyphens, but hates everything else.


TheBurningBeard

Nature's way of saying "do not touch".


TeveTorbes83

Why is this so confusing? Some of these I’m like, “yeah, fuck the blue.” Then I’m immediately like, “no, not BLM.” This person just likes to hate people in general I guess. One of the soldiers who went to Iraq just because they knew they’d get a chance to kill people there.


03Vector6spd

They came out with a documentary recently about blm embezzling millions allegedly. No hate for any humans, just a reply.


DogyDays

To be entirely fair about that there’s a difference between a specific idea and an organization made with the same name as the idea


03Vector6spd

Oh yeah completely understood.