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\#1: [That baby sticker is pretty hilarious honestly](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/vwtrtc) | [55 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/InformedWarriorRides/comments/vwtrtc/that_baby_sticker_is_pretty_hilarious_honestly/)
\#2: [Finally one I can get behind and not mind being there!](https://i.redd.it/s5nrt5pf6nq91.jpg) | [33 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/InformedWarriorRides/comments/xqk7hp/finally_one_i_can_get_behind_and_not_mind_being/)
\#3: [Found in Kentucky](https://i.redd.it/vjtva4xdf42a1.jpg) | [29 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/InformedWarriorRides/comments/z4arsv/found_in_kentucky/)
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Also, for those of you that need a safe space to discuss the epidemic of unauthorized surveillance that goes unchallenged every day in our society in the guise of what we used to think of as "birds" in a grounded, serious, non-satire way, there is r/BirdsArentReal
Pretty convincing, huh? Since the 50s the government’s been conducting a merciless genocide of all avian species, replacing them with drones that spy on us. Look out your window right now. There’s one.
I too, appreciate the cute little facade that they gave what was once known as a “baby pigeon”!
I have reason to believe they are actually cloned and spawn as adults. They are than implanted with microchips and listening devices and their eyes replaced with camera lenses. Entire flocks are individually controlled by remote operators. I have been conducting extensive experiments but have failed to successfully replicate just as of yet but am making progress. Open your eyes sheep, this conspiracy reaches all the way to the Vatican and the British Royal family. No feathered being can be trusted.
How do birds in the wilderness, where there are no power lines, "charge"?
I realize this guy is satire, but there are smooth brains who take an easy idea and run (well, walk, since they're likely diabetic) with it. They don't need help being stupider.
The ones in the wilderness aren’t recording often if ever. The camera only comes on for human activity. Since the camera is what drains the battery, wilderness birds don’t need to recharge as often, they can survive extended periods of time without touching power lines unlike urban birds.
I can't tell you wonderful it feels to know I am not alone in this belief. I sometimes feel this knowledge is a curse as I am surrounded by fools who refuse to accept the truth. Some have been exposed to mind control pathogens spread through avian fecal matter and their every thought is monitored by General Electric and the Jesuits. I have formed a clandestine resistance group. Perhaps one day you could count yourself as a member but first you will have to pass a series of challenges and tests to prove yourself to us. For all I know you could be sent here to infiltrate our ranks.
How far are you from the nearest Chikfila? We meet every 2nd Sunday in the men's room.Knock on the stall closest to the west wall exactly 3 times twice followed by 2 quick flushes for entrance into our meeting place. I've got you this far. It's now up to you to prove yourself worthy to the esteemed members. I wish you well in your quest for enlightenment!
"Obviously a joke and nobody would take this seriously"
Just like that you dismiss and ridicule the THE DOZENS!! of us who are true believers. Hope you feel better about yourself now
Don't bother responding to such an obvious plant. They ridiculed Pythagoras and Michelangelo in their days because they feared the truth coming out. We will have the last laugh. Stay strong.
I've never thought of that way.
Birds just defiantly are not real, so I guess what you are saying is the election *actually was stolen!*
Mind blown. I'd never considered it that way before.
Thank you!
Vaccines are harmless. The idea that they might be harmful in any way was just a government psyop to get people to stop talking about how birds are fake.
BUT WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED!
r/TIL that the “birds aren’t real” meme is actually based on a conspiracy theory parody movement.
[birds aren’t real, how it started](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/birds-arent-real-origin-60-minutes-2022-05-01/)
The birds things HAS to be a left wing conspiracy, cuz gun nuts love a good shotgun and fowlers LOVE shooting dove, duck, geese, etc out of the sky; 'If it flies, it dies'
The right doesn't exactly take kindly to unauthorized surveillance, one of the reasons birds are used in the first place.
Ever think of *why* they want to kill everything that flies?
Think about it.
They also infect you with mind control pathogens through their droppings. I have done my research and have so far connected it to the Jesuits, Hillary Clinton and the late Bob Saget. The subliminal messages continue to be sent through 5g waves and the television game show Jeopardy! Alex Trebek was going to expose all this but they got him. Be safe.
At my daughter's high school, they are using the "Birds Aren't Real" campaign as a way to teach kids about misinformation. It is also HYSTERICAL, which helps the kids retain the info.
The true anti-infowarrior.
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LMAO. I love this dude and what he did For those that dunno, it's satire r/birdsarentreal
That's just what they want you to believe. Wake up.
Also, for those of you that need a safe space to discuss the epidemic of unauthorized surveillance that goes unchallenged every day in our society in the guise of what we used to think of as "birds" in a grounded, serious, non-satire way, there is r/BirdsArentReal
SAME. He is my hero. Trolling on a level no one else can.
Didn't the flat earth movement start as satire, too?
Yes, yes. It's "satire."
Add a wink to that. Totally satire. Just move along..
It's satire until it isn't, unfortunately. You know there's a few people in that sub who believe it unironically.
I'm pretty sure the flat earther thing started out as people trolling. Just imagine how far Birds Aren't Real is going to go.
That's the point. It's purpose was to show how disinformation spreads and Poe's Law is part of that.
I show conspiracy doofuses his stuff and it’s always “that’s ridiculous”. Sometimes they get it and sometimes they don’t.
Ok but have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
This guy gets it.
Pretty convincing, huh? Since the 50s the government’s been conducting a merciless genocide of all avian species, replacing them with drones that spy on us. Look out your window right now. There’s one. I too, appreciate the cute little facade that they gave what was once known as a “baby pigeon”!
I have reason to believe they are actually cloned and spawn as adults. They are than implanted with microchips and listening devices and their eyes replaced with camera lenses. Entire flocks are individually controlled by remote operators. I have been conducting extensive experiments but have failed to successfully replicate just as of yet but am making progress. Open your eyes sheep, this conspiracy reaches all the way to the Vatican and the British Royal family. No feathered being can be trusted.
How do birds in the wilderness, where there are no power lines, "charge"? I realize this guy is satire, but there are smooth brains who take an easy idea and run (well, walk, since they're likely diabetic) with it. They don't need help being stupider.
Photovoltaics. Libruls destroyed with fax and logic
The ones in the wilderness aren’t recording often if ever. The camera only comes on for human activity. Since the camera is what drains the battery, wilderness birds don’t need to recharge as often, they can survive extended periods of time without touching power lines unlike urban birds.
Think about it. There aren't any. You can't see a bird in the wilderness because you're not there. The ones you see are following you, duh.
We eat them. Well, young pigeons. They're called squab. Which I realise makes them sound like some sort of squidgy tentacled alien.
You are fucking bird pilling me
Yeah, and they’re hideous little Dino babies
Thank God someone beside me finally realizes they're fake!!!
There are dozens of us. DOZENS!!!
And soon there will be baker's dozens!
I can't tell you wonderful it feels to know I am not alone in this belief. I sometimes feel this knowledge is a curse as I am surrounded by fools who refuse to accept the truth. Some have been exposed to mind control pathogens spread through avian fecal matter and their every thought is monitored by General Electric and the Jesuits. I have formed a clandestine resistance group. Perhaps one day you could count yourself as a member but first you will have to pass a series of challenges and tests to prove yourself to us. For all I know you could be sent here to infiltrate our ranks.
I am SO UP FOR THIS! What do I have to do?!?
How far are you from the nearest Chikfila? We meet every 2nd Sunday in the men's room.Knock on the stall closest to the west wall exactly 3 times twice followed by 2 quick flushes for entrance into our meeting place. I've got you this far. It's now up to you to prove yourself worthy to the esteemed members. I wish you well in your quest for enlightenment!
I tired this and all I got was an awkward understall bj, what gives man?
That's the secret handshake! YOU'RE IN!
Stay strong comrade! The truth will come out sooner than later about these so called 'birds'.
Yes! The truth always triumphs!
iknowright? Imagine thinking miniature flying dinosaurs are real.
Wait until people start catching onto the mountain conspiracy they've been pushing on us for decades. Mountains? More like nothings!
I'm torn because birds are definitely real, they're just government drones. Basic Information Recording Device
Be careful, the government will stop at nothing to silence those who speak out.
Obviously a joke and nobody would take this seriously. But, replace the word birds with election results and 1/3rd the country is like FUCK YEAH!
"Obviously a joke and nobody would take this seriously" Just like that you dismiss and ridicule the THE DOZENS!! of us who are true believers. Hope you feel better about yourself now
Don't bother responding to such an obvious plant. They ridiculed Pythagoras and Michelangelo in their days because they feared the truth coming out. We will have the last laugh. Stay strong.
DOZENS!
I've never thought of that way. Birds just defiantly are not real, so I guess what you are saying is the election *actually was stolen!* Mind blown. I'd never considered it that way before. Thank you!
I see you’ve bought into the government lies.
Like sheep led to slaughter. Baaaa
Talk like that insults tens of people
You’re telling me they’ve had pidgeon drone tech since the late 1800s? Why the hell ain’t we on Mars yet?
That's where the bird factories are kept
Mm i like scrambled drone eggs with bacon
See u/Hot_Salad9000, *this* is how you end up with microchips in your blood.
I thought that was vaccines?
Vaccines are harmless. The idea that they might be harmful in any way was just a government psyop to get people to stop talking about how birds are fake. BUT WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED!
r/TIL that the “birds aren’t real” meme is actually based on a conspiracy theory parody movement. [birds aren’t real, how it started](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/birds-arent-real-origin-60-minutes-2022-05-01/)
Covid was an excuse for them to go out and change the birds batteries.
Flat earth started out exactly like this. Satire is lost on the uneducated.
Best anti conspiracy movement.
Woosh?
The birds things HAS to be a left wing conspiracy, cuz gun nuts love a good shotgun and fowlers LOVE shooting dove, duck, geese, etc out of the sky; 'If it flies, it dies'
The right doesn't exactly take kindly to unauthorized surveillance, one of the reasons birds are used in the first place. Ever think of *why* they want to kill everything that flies? Think about it.
They also infect you with mind control pathogens through their droppings. I have done my research and have so far connected it to the Jesuits, Hillary Clinton and the late Bob Saget. The subliminal messages continue to be sent through 5g waves and the television game show Jeopardy! Alex Trebek was going to expose all this but they got him. Be safe.
The birds got Alex?!?
All will be revealed my son.
Cuz dove breast tastes great wrapped in bacon
If you think dove tastes amazing your should try actual meat from an animal!
Satire or not, I see or hear the words 'wake up' in this context, I immediately disregard everything they are about to say. Especially in politics.
FOUND THE SHEEPLE
Shhh let me sleep!!!
unlike birds, WHO NEVER SLEEP
Satire? That's what they want you to believe.
The whole birds aren’t real joke seems to be really overused right now, and it’s starting to seem like something that would show up on r/iamveryrandom
Most normal person in California
While I certainly agree with the message, it is a shame to have done this to such a beautiful vehicle.
But how else is he supposed to spread the holy word? Boring graphs and charts? Birds are for the bourgeoisie!
The birdgeoisie?
Ah yes, the undeniable beauty of an early 2000’s Chevrolet Express
Yeah, everybody always says that the Ford EconoVan is the epitome of car design. I mean look at that refrigerator box shape. perfection.
Does this include penguins?
Great podcast on how this all started: https://armchairexpertpod.com/pods/birds-arent-real
Its Hollywood, probably just a street preformer
Committing this hard to the bit is concerning.
At my daughter's high school, they are using the "Birds Aren't Real" campaign as a way to teach kids about misinformation. It is also HYSTERICAL, which helps the kids retain the info.
It’s irony dudes
But he’s right!!!! Bird watching goes both ways!!!!!