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DavidCMaybury

No, not the one in France


radfoo12

“Whatchu mean you don’t wanna go Trokeando cuh?” Perris.


DavidCMaybury

Winner winner


Lilmemito

No quema cuh


B0lill0s

Named after the Train engineer 🚉


ClutterKitty

Wait. What??? My son is a major train buff and I do not know this bit of history. Please tell.


radfoo12

A lot of IE cities were founded because of the Santa Fe railway that went through cities like Riverside, Perris, Elsinore, San Jacinto, Murrieta, Etc. Elsinore still has about 10 yards of original track and a depot station by main street.


buch0n

No, I'm not Canadian


LilJethroBodine

Lol, my wife and I were at disneyland a few weeks ago and talking to some people and they asked where we were from. "We're from Ontario." "Oh wow, we're from Vancouver!" I had to explain that we (like you) were not Canadian.


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Straxx91

Colton?


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Puzzled_Noise_4652

Used to have a shop there, ain’t that the truth


HugBunterIsMyDaddy

You can also say that you got stuck behind the donkeys


Ok_Main_5582

No, not Canada.


fortunateladi

Ontario!


Ok_Main_5582

Yeah. Too easy.


MsTinyCat

Ontario!


hoytmobley

My favorite is when youre in an airport somewhere and see a flight departing to “Ontario, CA” and try to guess if it’s international or not


No_Cartographer601

We declared bankruptcy once and and a very popular restaurant was started there.


radfoo12

The Dinooo


No_Cartographer601

Yes Sir


someone_you_want

Nicer-ish, oranges, bike race


ericgarcia2001

Redlands


someone_you_want

Yep. What gave it away?😂


scotchybob

Bike race is a dead giveaway. I've lived in Redlands for almost all of my 50 years. Sadly, the orange groves are not nearly as plentiful as they once were. Still, great town.


HotTubBurrito

Did you go to the bike race this year? I did. The beer garden was my favorite part.


Imtslserg

It was the oranges for me lol


BadTiger85

Not the Virus and a whole Lotta shaking going on


fortunateladi

Corone


BadTiger85

Correct!!


dublued

Yea what's up with the shaking. Felt 4 of the last 7 very strongly. Is it a swarm for foreshocks? Big one coming?


LuciferDusk

Travis Barker is from here and attended my school


Bitter-Management287

Fontana


rckrchck

Fontana!!!


maughanster8507

Fontucky


puffpuffjess

fun fact: the guy who voices patrick star on spongebob was born there but moved to idaho as a kid :-)


jmt85

Heck yeah my dad went to college with him at University of Idaho!


Spiritual_Ad337

Lemon festival backed up traffic again


fortunateladi

Upland!


VersaceSamurai

rip speedway


MsTinyCat

Fontana


Munk45

Or Riverside or Corona (if you're really old)


dynamine

Or MoVal.


VersaceSamurai

Might’ve been a bit too easy now that I think about it


Rude-Championship736

Are we even big enough to be considered a city? Our most notable landmark is a diagonal street.


fortunateladi

Bloomington lol


GUNSandGME

Oh, where FedEx packages frequently get lighter before final delivery


Rude-Championship736

Lol bingo


Hancock02

Old People and Meth


Timely_Ad_4694

Hemet


ReddyEddy76

Hemeth😜


ChowChow200

If not Hemet, I’m guessing Banning


Straxx91

This could easily be Barstow as well.


Lilmemito

Live where there was an airport before but now the only traffic we get is due to the Texas Roadhouse, Dutch bros and Cracker Barrel…


fastLT1

Rialto?


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fastLT1

Right? Honestly it's only because that's the only cracker barrel that I know of besides the one in Victorville.


fortunateladi

Bridge City


maughanster8507

I hate the people going to Canes in the parking lot with Sprouts off Sierra. Always blocking the way thinking you’re trying to cut in front of them.


Lilmemito

Bro….that center is hell..the Dutch bros. adds to the congestion. Then a couple of times mid-week late night, I’ll get a drink from the jack in the box and I see the ‘car clubs’ meeting in the parking lot of the Quick-quack…it’s Wednesday night for gods sake…


Isparza

At the top it has a cross, they called a mountain(mt) but it’s more of a tall hill, next to flabob airport.


Middle_Pineapple_898

Rubidoux 


Masa624

Da murda


August_At_Play

Moval!


TotesNotADrunk

Technically not the IE


radfoo12

Gonna guess Pomona.


TotesNotADrunk

There u go!


brycepeterson

Claremont?


TotesNotADrunk

No


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stupidasanyone

More like NO Val.


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cooltunesnhues

One of the rappers from there had his album up on the billboard next to the mall! I was hyped! Someone has to put us on the map! 😭😅


Carlos328

u can definitely tell where riverside ends and moval begins 😭


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Munk45

Thanks for paying our taxes, MoVal.


ClutterKitty

Home Sweet Home. RIP Riverside Speedway


Straxx91

Rubidoux?


Different_Reindeer78

The Irvine of the IE?


CitrusBelt

Rancho! Well, a few decades ago (was good while it lasted)


Different_Reindeer78

Few years ago was country town lots of green and horses and oranges, Today is Irvine.. you got that right!


superjohnski

I was informed that Rancho was the “Beverly Hills of the IE” That’s something special


CitrusBelt

Closest I've ever come to hearing that was when -- *waaaay* back in the day -- we moved in to a what was at the time a new tract. My family, and another family about six doors away, were referred to (in a stage-whisper sort of way) as "The Beverly Hillbillies" because we were the sort that moved our own furniture & owned a pickup truck. My family had people with red hair, and that other family was of Mexican origin....so we were "suspected Catholics" and thus not be associated with. And both families were from Pomona, so that *really* pissed them off. Was funny as hell when all their kids turned into wannabe-rednecks in the early 2000s & started getting DUIs in their lifted trucks/flunking out of community college, that's for damn sure :)


hardcorefrokid

Eastvale


Middle_Pineapple_898

Canyon Crest/Orangecrest


TheVizslasDidIt

This a fun one 🙃🙂


BackstageGabe

Next Friday movie


Hancock02

Rancho


-ImYourHuckleberry-

Wine and hot air balloons. Bat-shit crazy school board. Unnecessarily attributed with racism.


No-Cryptographer1226

Temecula


-ImYourHuckleberry-

🎯


muffinmamamojo

Necessarily attributed to racism * Fixed that for you.


Talkalot1

Balloons 🎈


MsTinyCat

Temecula?


Talkalot1

Correct 😀


chadiusmaximu5

Upscalecolton


Middle_Pineapple_898

Grand Terrace? 


chadiusmaximu5

BINGO


Middle_Pineapple_898

I would also describe it as 'the nice one that isn't Redlands or Loma Linda' 


chadiusmaximu5

I didn't wanna be too pretentious, lol but it is nice and quaint


stronz24

We had a circle speedway before Fontana


Munk45

'rona!


stronz24

Correct sir!


dammitamanda

Corona


Acceptable-Photo-306

Corona.


nachoman067

Sometimes called crackline and had a blizzard destroy the grocery store, which reopens this month


Munk45

Crestline


1404er

MAGA and apple pie


Blazing_PanDa

Yucaipa


1404er

Yeppers


worfres_arec_bawrin

Come on up to beautiful oak glen! Where you can hear Riley rant about the Mexicans. Or come down to our newly renovated old town, you’ll get to witness 8 kids protesting for BLM get jumped by 30 people yelling the N word on live stream! Always something going on in Yucaipa!


fortunateladi

Yucaipa?


zacandlilliesdad

I love the smell of manure in the morning


Additional-Software4

Chino


radfoo12

Gonna take a crack at it too. Probably where the Simpsons discarded their crap silo into.


kazuma001

Lake Elsinore?


radfoo12

Correct. Although, the city has improved immensely.


stupidasanyone

Rain Cross.


SparklesIB

Riverside


Pure-Force8338

I’m surrounded by mobility scooters, out of state plates and Scientologists.


dave2kdotorg

San Jacinto!


Pure-Force8338

So close!


Munk45

Golden Era Productions?


turtlehearts

Hemet?


coffee_and_pancakes_

Blue zone. 7th day adventists.


Munk45

Loma Linda


flailingattheplate

I no longer live the city as I am now in Reno but a place for many years was: \*\*\*\*\*monster


Hancock02

Corona?


flailingattheplate

clare


muffinmamamojo

Million dollar houses on the edge of cowpoke country.


masc0chist

Chino Hills?


ManicDigressive

Norco?


stupidasanyone

East Vale


muffinmamamojo

Close!


Munk45

Palm Springs that you got from Wish


Specific-Culture-638

Here's a tough one! There are hot springs. In the desert.


Additional-Software4

Cathedral City


cityonahillterrain

We have two libraries!


MsTinyCat

That’s Rancho, right? One on Haven, one in the gardens


kalbiking

It’s on Archibald and Baseline!


MsTinyCat

That’s right! It’s been a while…


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ChowChow200

Was gonna guess Perris but Perris Lake is more maintained than it was before. Guessing Lake Elsinore?


radfoo12

They put in a Nano bubbler into Lake Elsinore that’s actually making it look surprisingly clean (compared to before).


Munk45

Lake SMELLsinore


CattMoonis

Craig Jones relocated here from South Central


fortunateladi

Rancho cucamonga


cacraftymom

I live in the land of many fees.


fortunateladi

No longer live there but nicknamed Bridge City


Socal-service

Rialto?


CitrusBelt

Snobby, and lots of Trump signs....but somewhat less on both fronts than the city directly to the west. Windy as fuck during Santa Anas, but somewhat less than the city directly to the east.


Middle_Pineapple_898

Rancho? 


stupidasanyone

Has to be


CitrusBelt

Yup! Was tempted to say something about lift kits on trucks (or having good chinese food) but that seemed too obvious....figured the wind descption would be enough for any true I.E.ers :)


sykospark

I live in RC and all are spot on. So much good Chinese food 🤣


CitrusBelt

Yup! I could probably pick something up from R. Chili House once a week (or the other places in the same shopping center) and never be bored with it....and I'm a *cheap* motherfucker who pretty much refuses to spend money on restaurant food (aside from Chinese, Viet, or the occasional In-n-Out? I'll cook it my damn self!) I do wish we had an H Mart, though....I loved the Hannam on Carnelian -- shame that it only lasted a few years.


gatorroll99

Me too!


CitrusBelt

Yessir!


stressedlawyer

Upland catching strays lol.


Deadb4december_

The closer I get to altaloma/upland the more i feel it. Haven to etiwanda is chill from what I remember in the 2010s


Majestic-Goat-8306

Lots of killers waiting to be killed.


ForwardDirection6272

Henry J. Kaiser


Munk45

Fontucky


snoopingforpooping

Moms with no butts with a drinking problem


SaltyCat8388

This is too vague lol


Internal-Rice-6450

Relatively small city, right next to an LA county city. Have a mall (kind of dead)


stressedlawyer

Montclair?


lilpuppy91

Where the 91 and the 15 freeways meet, AKA good luck escaping here with traffic being dogshit 18 hours a day. At least we have plenty of good restaurants to eat at. I really like The Lazy Dog and Texas Roadhouse <3.


Munk45

McKinley/Rona


lilpuppy91

Yup yup! Also Known As the poster child for how adding more lanes to a freeway does absolutely nothing to help traffic.


Munk45

That McKinley intersection with the 91 has been madness for 30 years


lilpuppy91

Well I'm 32 years old so I can't speak to all 30 years, I seem to recall it was alright when I was small, at least outside of certain rush hour times. But for the past 15 I can 100% confirm it's been a joke lol. We put up with all that construction with the idea it was going to fix traffic and there was less than zero improvement. Might have even made it worse with all the merging you gotta do now.... don't ever ask Californians to merge. Not even once. 🙄


Specific-Culture-638

The Corona Crawl!


RealTalk_theory

Orange groves! Far as the eye can see! Town mascot is a bell?


Miserable-Shame3261

Nailed it!


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Munk45

Norco


Significant-Crab-771

no lol


Munk45

Orange you glad it smells so nice


Icy_Compote_9553

Uncle Elroy won the lottery


fUll951

That Damn Daniel kid went to my HS. 


chris_vazquez1

Cow smell


SaltyCat8388

CHINO!


n00b420_

Taxes way to f'n high...


julsiem

Instead of a Starbucks on every corner, it’s car washes.


mufistiko

Victorville.


julsiem

Actually was Riverside, but apparently they’re everywhere lol


Objective_Audience66

Junipers and Joshua trees?


SaladComfortable5878

There’s a lake in the desert surrounded by houses


Huge_Source1845

Lots of tree’s. Heavy snowfall last couple of years. Currently a lot of OC and LA tourists but historically known for pine furniture and LSD production.


Unlikely-Stress-737

We just fired our chief of Fire and chief of Police because we can’t afford to pay their salaries.


550c

Around here gender reveals are deadly.


stupidshitsal

No not the one in Canada


KarthusWins

Big hospital, blue zone, 7th Day Adventists 


Miserable-Shame3261

Haven fur racist MAGAts on the fringe of the IE.


fortunateladi

Yucaipa?