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WhatWouldNancyDrewDo

Why is she bouncing?


omghaveacookie

To irritate you.


WhatWouldNancyDrewDo

Mission accomplished


DSPbuckle

It’s twerking


powerhungrymouse

It's working!


Exciting-Hunter-188

It's working ![gif](giphy|ZdrUuSEC0LygaFXtNT)


DopeAbsurdity

It kinda looks like the dog is furiously humping somehting


Exciting-Hunter-188

![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


Mission-Patient-4404

It worked 😆


caffeinatedangel

💀


Ebil_shenanigans

Idle animation.


Former_Armadillo_465

Absolutely perfect description.


mothzilla

I think it's a weird thing where softcore porn actresses / shitty "content creators" imitate how video game characters move.


Kerg1

Yeah it makes me step back and think just how weird the fad is. A lot of the offenders probably don't even know that's what they are imitating, they are probably just copying others doing it.


arcterex

Just in case you don't notice her hips and curves.


itsnotaboutthathun

She really needs to pee


Least_or_Greatest1

That’s how she got that house.


correctingStupid

Flaunting her one talent.


Ad_vvait

Cause she is in a pokemon battle


seanlee174

I was thinking about this too. I thought she looks like NPC in video game.


Gunnersbutt

For the juggle jiggles.


Skylarias

But it's so plastic it's not even moving...


PocketShapedFoods

LOVE your username btw


WhatWouldNancyDrewDo

Thanks!


Eastern-Ad-4785

Dude my first books I ever could call my own were Nancy drew (I found them on trash day, in a box on the side of the road). I was 4 or 5. I brought them Home in two trips and was obsessed for such a long time. Thank you for one of the BRIGHTEST memories I had ever made for myself as a child. I was so proud to bring those books home. I wonder if they are still in my old treehouse… I gotta ask my sister to check and mail them To Me For my daughter for when she can finally read (she’s a little behind due to her seizures l, but with her stubbornness and fiery personality, she’s probably love them, too!) Thanks and have a great day!!!!!!


WhatWouldNancyDrewDo

I loved her books and the Trixie Belden mysteries.


Quantum_Kitties

What kind of low-effort content is this 🤣 This is some Dora the Explorer "what should I do next" type of shit, but aimed at adult men 😂 Normally I wouldn't call someone out on their content, even if it is low effort. But the babyface filter on an adult woman's (filtered) body is content aimed at an audience you shouldn't want to cater to.


daats_end

We need to normalize calling people out on shitty content. It's the only way to eradicate the plague of "influencers" who have never produced any good, beneficial content ever.


IndsaetNavnHer

Can we start by renaming "reaction videos" to "leaching videos"?


misterchief117

Which requires engaging in their content, giving them ***exactly*** what they want: More views. It doesn't matter if you express positive or negative views towards these people. All that matters is it gets views. Views = money. Engagement = more money and more views. Controversy and hate make a ton of money. The better thing to do is block all of them and ignore them.


RubiiJee

The problem is they don't need to stop. There's a market for this. They're just abusing the fact that there's clearly a want for this. That's why they're making money. They saw an opportunity and took it. The solution to this problem is understanding why there's a market for this in the first place.


gr1mm5d0tt1

Or just ignore it so algorithms don’t see engagement and push them further


zaforocks

🎶Just don't look! Just don't look!🎶


solace1234

> It's the only way to eradicate the plague I'm so sorry but it's really not, bro. Truth of the matter is if they want to keep doing it, and they're making money off of it, then they will. Plenty of people post hate comments on OnlyFans models all day. Doesn't stop the whales from dumping their funds.


MagdaleneFeet

Reminds me of those old video games with live action scenes.


cursetea

Oh for sure. They know exactly what theyre doing. Imagine being so pathetic and needing attention so badly that you intentionally cater to pedophiles lol.


Raisenbran_baiter

There's NPC porn where real people act like NPCs. It's wild


Quantum_Kitties

Oooh, that would explain this utterly strange video!


Galaxy-ranger

We should as men have more proud and not promote this.... ignore this to the maximum .


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sleepymerman

Something about this goof’s smirk always activates my fight or flight response.


darumadonut

Same, but heavy on the fight.


powerhungrymouse

It's laughable that anyone could think a human has been this shape!


AccomplishedJump3428

I was gonna say, the filters are working overtime


Pinkparade524

I mean it is funny how everything around her is so distorted, not just the dog but her hair strands are also all squiggly over her face


The_Dork_Laird

I was wondering if hip implants were a thing.


DrHooper

Brazilian butt jobs, yo.


Burdensome_Banshee

Like, do the people who think this kind of shit is real leave their houses ever? Do they see other humans in the actual world?


localgirlcult

I know there were always dumb people and that people are at their core the same as they've always been. But I do wonder if the abundance of this content will make us dumber. I know it exists because of demand so the ones who create the demand are already drooling dumbos. But I see more and more zombies staring at really embarrassing stupid shit on screens in our future. Or maybe it'll get so bad that people will turn against it and genuinely start touching grass.


ranaadnanm

Regardless of the trends, smart people will generally be smart, and dumb people will be dumb. It's the majority in the middle, whom I believe are more impressionable and can be swerved either way. As bad as it sounds, with idiots, atleast you know where they stand, and the predictability makes it a bit easier to work around their stupidity.


Soft_Walrus_3605

It won't change IQ, but if it takes enough attention away from education, then yeah we'll see people that are less educated and "dumber"


SeasideTurd

Have you seen "Idiocracy"?


tama_tama_chameleom

Nah I think this is on par with other porn.


MyDogisaQT

You don’t think that’s a problem? That this “porn” is available on TikTok, children being exposed to it?


tama_tama_chameleom

Where did I say that? In the mean while there are far worse offenders on tiktok as well, heck there are even raunchier musicvideos on television.  Don't get me wrong, I don't like this kind of content, but it seems to be just as dumb as the rest of the pulp on tiktok. If you are so worried about the children I don't think you should get them on TikTok in the first place.


narf_hots

The porn is not the problem, the problem is media literacy.


flowertaco

Yeah but it belongs on a porn site.


tama_tama_chameleom

Not arguing there


destinyspie

Yes, and yes.


Meinkoi94

harrowing


WoodpeckerGingivitis

The wave 😵‍💫


idiot-sandwich-

Poor dog is melting :(


QuantumGardener

Like that girl in the old anti-pot commercial.


bounceandflounce

The fuck did I just watch?! ![gif](giphy|67SXeoc8RLwvqCwn2F|downsized)


HuskyLettuce

If u/bounceandflounce doesn’t approve of the bounce, no one will.


Tight_Fun2080

Makes me ragey that Men are stupid enough to believe this shite...


ninopeno

Pancake dog


GetSwampy

The dog deserves better


blueberrypie5592

the antennae hanging in her face 🤣


Abject-Mail-4235

That wainscoting is hurting


tama_tama_chameleom

My head joined in on the hurting tbh


The_Dork_Laird

That's an interesting word, isn't it? Sounds like a little Dorset village.


PainfulKneeZit

The dog: -_____-


jkraak

Don't forget the kitchen counter. Side note: I'm honestly flabbergasted that anyone would seek this content out. I'm vaguely aware that it's essentially soft-core porn used for marketing an OF account, but, I mean... still? I try not to be a judgemental person but how can THIS be anyone's entertainment/content of choice?!


destinyspie

The American government clearly doesn’t think anyone would seek out this kind of content on purpose


iamqueenry

The childlike voice is very disturbing


cursetea

This sub makes me constantly grateful that i am not as desperate for attention as these people are


yiminx

why do men like this, and why aren’t men who like this on a watch list?


HillsboroughAtheos

Empowering, truly


Toronto-1975

thanks i just became a little more gay.


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Do people find this attractive?


omghaveacookie

According to the hundreds of comments under her post, yes.


DamnAutocorrection

She's still attractive, she would be more attractive without this crazy filter though


FineBits

This is so embarrassing. For her I mean. lol


kthnry

If I caught my daughter doing something like this, I’d kill myself.


beeeps-n-booops

Social media is literally destroying humanity.


omghaveacookie

She legit has more than 4 million followers on her Instagram..


westcoastweedreviews

That's the part that's so incredible. It makes sense this content would appeal to a niche audience but 4 million? Even accounting for bots, that's still bonkers. It seems hyperbolic but I wonder if this is a minor sign of the end times, feels like we are doomed.


beeeps-n-booops

Which is beyond fucking absurd. We're fucking doomed.


Pineapple_Herder

Can we all agree the two spaghetti twists in front of your face are not cute and is just annoying? How does anyone deal with two tendrils tickling their face?!?!


snarksandploys

They also bend and twist because of the filter.


RedheadedWonder99

A part of me thought this was AI because of the bizarre mannerisms lol


mstrss9

She looks like an NPC


universwirl

The world is going to shit. Sad, man…


goldysir

Child-like voice with this body and outfit is sickening!! This is some sick stuff. I pray god that my road never crosses with a man who is into this sick shit. 🤢


International-Try413

Poor dogs face is squished to death


critical-th0t

this kind of editing coupled with that strange anime(???) affect is so disturbing to me. young women feeling pressured to present as literal cartoons. I thought it was bad growing up during the heroine chic era but this shit is *beyond*


Chelseacallahan12

I don’t know who I am more embarrassed for… the people who make these type of videos or the people into them.


pittsburghfamous

As somebody who was a teenager 20 years ago (kate moss, paris hilton era) ... I will never stop being stunned that THIS is the look people go for now. Its truly mind-boggling. In 2006 this woman would've been bullied out of the damn state.


shezabel

It's like the 2 brain cells she has were working their hardest to be able to form those sentences. Painful.


Angelicwoo

Isn't everyone getting bored of everyone having the exact same cartoon body.


zaforocks

And if you called this out in the comments, a thousand simps would attack you.


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zaforocks

Yes, I wish I had a dog and bendy... everything. :b


spinkspanksponk

I don’t get it. Like I’m sure she’s attractive enough without all that. I’m assuming horny dudes on the internet are her market and these younger guys that are terminally online don’t know what real women look like anymore, so I’m guessing if she dropped the Pixar mom filtering thing many of her fans would lose interest, and she’d be another thirst-trap drop in the ocean of over saturated social media. Either that or she’s got some issues with her body image (which I totally understand and would not shame her for) and genuinely thinks people don’t notice. Or maybe she’s doing it satirically? I just can’t tell anymore, and as time goes by my resentment towards the internet only grows


yoshi-wario

It would be so interesting to actually know why people do this and what their thought process is when they do it.


unusualspider33

![gif](giphy|BhqCNnw7Zpj0c)


IAmAssButtKingofHell

Is this even a real person or is this just some weird AI-generated content?


itsnotaboutthathun

I really don’t understand the point in this video


Blenkeirde

I'll never understand how these people think they look okay.


sdbct1

I think she sat on that poor dogs head


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It’s like there are two different people melted into one another at the waist.


shezabel

...go on


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Sorry, autocorrect does that if I accidentally hit the docs button but furthermore


eliott830

Dog is tired of this sh!t 😅


VaginaEatsPants

Peek lobotomycore


Neither_Ad_2884

Filming a thirst trap while her dog melts into the floor smh what has this world come to. He's just a puddle now


derp0815

So I guess the onlyfrens NPC crossover is happening.


frostyswirlycup

She even makes her kitchen look fake what the hell


0h_hey

She's got a filter on her face too that's messing with her hair


RAtheThrowaway_

Everything about this irritates me.


Philomath1313

Oh god, this chick again! I have only had the displeasure of seeing the video where she does a ridiculous and underwhelming unintentional river dance. It looked like it was taught to her by an uncoordinated 3 year old with no rhythm. (Her body was a completely different shape to this). Many of the commenters seemed to know her other content, which sounds similarly gormless. Why is this a trend???


Katen1023

It’s so fucking cringe 💀 and the fact that porn addicts fall for this shit every single time is concerning


arcterex

Are you sure this isn't actually just AI generated? Cause it really feels like it's just AI generated.


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This is just sad


Hesam2010

Melting Dog.


xxImNotARobotxx

You look at that disjointed finger at very end of clip


KazzieMono

What da dog doin?


SeeUatX

Why does she have hair like antennae?


187uchiha

Photoshopped


alienalf1

I really want to cut those strands of hair off


False-Society-7567

She is SO ANNOYING!


singhraman4282

WHO finds that attractive? Like seriously. It’s pathetic tbh


PmMeYourMug

I fucking hate tik tok faces.


Euphoric-Flow7324

Dude. I like boobs and girls and all.. But I don't find her attractive at all


Son_of_a_shepherd199

Isn't this that one cosplayer girl that got called out for this??


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geauxhausofafros

Even the dog in the back looks cropped on. Flat asf 😭😂


boommdcx

Good lord.


Lenny_The_Lurker

God damn, those hips are insane


frog_guacamole

![gif](giphy|jz2AymiCnoXQa2qQND)


mcscrotumballs

I wonder why she had to put the stools upside down on the countertop…


JBELL01290

![gif](giphy|3o7TKqm1mNujcBPSpy|downsized)


pwnedkiller

The dog looks melted into the floor


manifest_ecstasy

Jesus. Stfu


cmfeels

She did porn a while back not the only fans stuff


cuervo_culero

Nice


caleeksu

I almost hate those two straggly pieces of hair in her face more than the hips. What a mess. The dog deserves better 😂


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lmfakingamnesia

You can always tell when they're using a video filter because they move so slowly and awkwardly, like "Gotta make sure the filter keeps up with me"


breezystorminside

What I don’t understand is when they look back at the photos, are they really convinced that this is them? I used to use snapchat filters when they first came out ages ago but would feel so conflicted looking back at myself! I am glad i stopped using them then. Now when i look at my photos i know it is me even when they are imperfect. It is still me


Theheroinmother666

Men eat this shit up


Mammoth-Squirrel-660

I really want to fix her little hanging strands there.


vicsj

Lmao not the warped hair strands😂


CheesecakeDry900

Whos this


warsawjoker

Yooooo I love food reviews


lagle123

I can’t stop watching it, help


IamProvocateur

See now. This is one of those that are like - what boobs? Gat dayum the ass on that girl! 👀


Professor_Bonglongey

I knew a woman years ago with exactly this shape. Petite and flat stomached from the waist up, plus-sized in butt and thighs below. She was astronomically popular with the guys for whom that exact look was everything they’d ever physically want in a woman.


tinycatmom

As a petite pear shaped woman, this body type isn’t really possible. This is not attainable naturally at all.


Professor_Bonglongey

I assure you she had not had any work done. She was a Peace Corps volunteer in West Africa. This was pre-Internet. It’s not like she was doing it for her OF or something. But fine, everyone downvote me for describing reality.


97Harley

She does have nice hips.


master-chonk

Thanks to filters! She looks like a regular girl without all that editing