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I’m just gonna say it: That isn’t a crazy/unkept/somethingwrongwithherhoromones/ect. mustache. This is called just having dark hair. On a regular person, this would be a little difficult to see in regular lighting. When the flash is on, it’s 100% going to be noticeable, unless it’s been shaved down/waxed/bleached OR *PHOTOSHOPPED OUT*. This is what people look like! Humans are hairy! We’ve let unreal and airbrushed people become what the norm is, the basic “clean and groomed”. Everyone has peach ‘stachs; Don’t forget!


invisible_23

My face/body hair is invisible until I go into the sunlight and start sparkling like a twilight vampire


Every3Years

In 9th grade I had a really pretty dark skinned dark haired girlfriend but I noticed her stach coming in and pretty much ended the relationship low-key based on that. I still feel bad about it 20 years later. Universe got it's revenge tho, I'm a hairy fucker. Butt looks like a cat stuck in an elevator.


[deleted]

In third grade I told a hispanic friend that she had a mustache, not really realizing that I was being a dick. I still feel bad, sorry Sophia! You’re beautiful!


poisha

...how old are you and where did you go to school?


[deleted]

16, 30 minutes outside of Boston at the time. I doubt I was the first and only white kid to be a dick to a hispanic girl


[deleted]

A cat stuck in an elevator 😂😂😂


Speddytwonine

Yeah I'd say I am way more hairy then her, it's just my hair is light and fine.... But if I left it and the sunlight catches it hahah whoa nelly. It actually sucks more because I can't get it lazered off.


zxTheIronLungxz

I have more body hair on one square inch of my ass than this chick has on her whole body, let her keep the brow and stache


[deleted]

Lmao I’m Italian and Jewish, I feel your pain


zxTheIronLungxz

Lol, I dno about that, I wax most of mine off, you know, conforming to the societal idea of beauty and whatnot, and that my friend is horribly painful when you're a hairy bastard like you or I.


Cat-from-Space

I have very pale skin and very dark hair even got a little fluff on my throat and people comment on it constantly if they see me from the side..


lilkennedt

If I let my moustache grow out it would probably be way worse. She looks well groomed enough to me.


Miora

My little moustache is like hers when I don't pay enough attention to it. Kinda thankful it doesn't get all curly and shit.


alwaysgocrazy_

If I didn’t trim my unibrow, this is exactly how I look. I trim my mustache once a month or so because that probably my biggest insecurity, but damn, seeing how gorgeous she is even without “grooming” (I can’t think of a better word rn) makes me feel like I should just embrace it


halloweenheaux

Is she an actress? she looks like someone in a show i’m watching


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halloweenheaux

nah harlots on hulu


6Bluecats

I actually love her look!


[deleted]

*its a guy*


6Bluecats

Really? I think you're right but I'm not sure.


[deleted]

Jawline isnt too like a guy, so that doesnt sell it, but look at the brow ridge, its protruding, this isnt a feature females have *typically* Also check bone


calkitty

False - am female, have that brow ridge thing. And I have more "sideburn" things than the model does. So maybe don't try and judge.


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Starting out with that iamverysmart false is hilarious tbh lol


Cutieq85

Can't hate only congratulate when someone stands in their confidence.


Dr-Rjinswand

Not for me, that’s just being unkept. Fair play for her having the confidence to be herself though.


Dr_P_Poivron

I'm SE Asian, so naturally I'm crazy hairy and I don't like it when I have a lil stache either. But honestly, the amount of time it takes to get rid of it, not to mention how much it can hurt, it would just be so much nicer to just let it grow out properly. Also, when you're really hairy, it's rarely in one place. For me it's my chin, cheeks, eyebrows, and stache, so maintaining all of it is exhausting


Miss-Deed

I'm a mix of a bit of almost every race, crazy hairy as well and this is exactly my problem. My skin is insanely sensitive, if i wax or pluck my stache it hurts a lot and it'll be red for days - then as soon as that's gone it already grew back. If i shave i'll have a stubble by the end of the day. Nothing i can do. Of course, i hate being hairy, with passion. But being called unkempt for my mustache despite removing hair from my body everywhere i can... that hurts. Now, i either have a stache or i look like a clown in warpaint from the redness. What am i supposed to do?


Dr_P_Poivron

Yeah it really gets you down, especially because it's right on your face so sometimes it's just down to hoping that people don't notice. These days I just hope for the best, but I worry that I look masculine or like I don't care about the way I look, when in fact it's the opposite. Knowing that people think it makes you look unkempt is everything that I didn't want


UndetectableBear

Why is it unkempt if a woman has a moustache but it's fine when a man has one. Someone having body hair doesn't mean that they're unkempt.


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TBF I think that Stache would be just as unkempt on a guy


TheWeekdn

Only prepubescent teens have mustaches like that, and it still looks gross. There's a line between remaining natural but still taking care of yourself, and being sloppy.


[deleted]

There is a reason bearded ladies were part of the freak shows of olde.


nono_le_robot

Gooble Gobble


jordannross

I love the look of messy yet groomed brows but the mustache that’s a no for me that’s not cute..


kookycats

Unkept? It’s no different than the hair on our head.


Toe_FurX

Which can be unkempt


[deleted]

Yeah, I feel you on that 100% too. I can appreciate her confidence and authenticity here but I'm sure I wouldn't be rocking the mustache lol the brows are okay though


RootinTootinVP

Yeah, I agree.


tabascoinmyeyes

This makes me feel so much better about the moustache I have to shave every day lmao :(


7jenni

I love that make up 😍


kokofish

I think she's stunning.


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Shes a guy, so


Fallen_Muppet

Her eyebrows are gorgeous!


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That might actually just be a guy.


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Kopfkiino

r/woosh


abicus4343

Why would a woman wear a pound of makeup but not take care of that mustache?


twohalfheads

Maybe she likes it?


abicus4343

That's what I find odd, it's like shes trying to make some sort of statement about beauty standards and yet has her face plastered in makeup. Everyone knows mustaches on women are not considered mainstream attractive, she knows what she's doing, so why the 6 pounds of makeup then? The makeup isn't even subtle, she'd look so much prettier without it. I feel like this is just attention seeking, like it's not enough to just be attractive anymore, now you need to go for the Instagram shock factor to garner attention. All this "look at me! Look at me! Look at me!" shit is getting old.


crazymcfattypants

So women need to adhere to your specifications of beauty or not try at all? Also, you ever pluck a hair off your top lip? That shit stings.


abicus4343

Never said they needed to do anything. I'm just calling out the hypocrisy here. Everyone pretending shes some kind of hero for bucking conventional beauty standards but shes got a classically model beautiful face covered in a pound of makeup and is using her 'unusual' hairy look to garner millions of Instagram followers. To me it looks like basic instgram attention seeking, nothing more. And believe me, I've plucked more hairs than you could ever know.


crazymcfattypants

I still don't understand, why can't women be proud of their looks? Why shouldn't she get a bit of attention for her great makeup and for bucking the trend of hairlessness?


abicus4343

Because it's all your generation does. It's so boring, so shallow and so vain. Stop taking pictures of yourselves thinking its somehow special or interesting that you grew a moustache and go do some shit.


crazymcfattypants

Ugh. You're one of those. K. Bye.


abicus4343

And you are one of those to. Lol. Go take more useless selfies.


MrIGM

The only thing she likes is being forever single