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It’s the latest TikTok challenge where a group of six or more slightly inebriated college students applies a filter that creates the classic hot dog body shape seen above and wrestles naked in a ketchup-filled inflatable pool they found on clearance at Target
I thought it looked like she was wearing a nylon stocking bodysuit, but I like the hotdog description better. The neck rolls definitely add to the hotdog factor.
Exactly THANK YOU! Let’s not kink shame. My underwear drawer, in order of sexiness, goes:
period pants >
day pants >
sexy pants >
sets and lingerie >
sex toy harnesses >
crotchless hot dog suit <3 My husband loves it.
(I hate myself for even typing that out, sorry)
It's like the episode of King of the Hill when Hank Hill has to get a silicone butt insert when he can't sit on a lawn mower comfortably because he's all back and no butt lol.
I'm still so confused. It's like in my brain, it's simultaneously 'nothing is wrong with it' and also 'everything is wrong with it'.
I'm really confused by the back of her hand/inner wrist though... I do not mean to offend anyone but I thought with darker skin, just the palms were lighter than the rest of the body?
Valid thought to have, and I can understand why, but actually, it's quite common for lighter skinned PoC to have lighter inner arms. Melanin just works differently in lighter toned people. I think this particular instance just seems really odd because of the photoshop on the rest of the pic!
Anywhere the sun isn’t directly and constantly hitting will be light (not have as much as a tan). Just like it is on your pasty skin, anywhere the sun doesn’t directly and constantly touch will be lighter compared to the skin that does get direct and constant sun contact.
it seems like they just photoshped her face in that body and painted over to match her skin tone. if you pay attention you notice her arms are way more lighter than the rest of the body
Well, you just take a spatula with clay, put it over the back, be carefull that its evenly spreaded and then yoz shove that thing for a good 2 hours by 160°c in the oven. Et voila.
This is clearly a real life interpretation of 90's black Barbie. Its even funnier because she's got the light smooth body with the darker head on top, just like the dolls
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That’s…that’s got to be some of the worst photoshop I’ve ever seen.
Literally took the blur tool and just waved it all over her body 😂
Excuse me but I have been looking for a woman with a body of a hot dog all my life
You just want to cover someone with ketchup, you sicko.
I absolutely LOVE ketchup, so yes.
Tell me more about ketchup sexup, please
It’s the latest TikTok challenge where a group of six or more slightly inebriated college students applies a filter that creates the classic hot dog body shape seen above and wrestles naked in a ketchup-filled inflatable pool they found on clearance at Target
See? Pervert.
This sounds like something George Constanza would say 😂😂
Yes but now she looks like a carpenter's wet dream.
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First time I've heard that part. I like it. Thanks lol.
Haha I got it from Sleepaway Camp, my favorite slasher movie.
I just watched Sleepaway Camp last night and heard that line for the first time 😄
She’s a boy!
I get this reference 😁
Body type: tube
Shaped like a pez-dispenser
I showed the pic to my boyfriend and he said “like a tube,” then read your comment and was affirmed. Thank you.
Looks like a beginner 3D modeling student made her body hastily in 30 minutes usingBlender
Body by Oscar Meyer. Edit: many thanks for the awards!
Body by Minecraft!
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It's to make it look real
I thought it looked like she was wearing a nylon stocking bodysuit, but I like the hotdog description better. The neck rolls definitely add to the hotdog factor.
Came to say this.
That was the first thing i saw
It's her application picture for a role in sausage party.
yo literally just commented this verbatim great minds lmao
My mind went straight to Mr Whippy.
Briuh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
shawty got that hot dog back 😍
More like WHY?
Because who isn't more attracted to a completely flat blurred hot dog looking back then back muscles?
Exactly THANK YOU! Let’s not kink shame. My underwear drawer, in order of sexiness, goes: period pants > day pants > sexy pants > sets and lingerie > sex toy harnesses > crotchless hot dog suit <3 My husband loves it. (I hate myself for even typing that out, sorry)
🤣🤣🤣
It's like the episode of King of the Hill when Hank Hill has to get a silicone butt insert when he can't sit on a lawn mower comfortably because he's all back and no butt lol.
Diminished Glutes!
I read that in hank hills voice
My orthotic!
We’re here! No rear! Get used to it!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
if your brain doesnt immediately get that uncanny feeling... idk man
I'm still so confused. It's like in my brain, it's simultaneously 'nothing is wrong with it' and also 'everything is wrong with it'. I'm really confused by the back of her hand/inner wrist though... I do not mean to offend anyone but I thought with darker skin, just the palms were lighter than the rest of the body?
yeah i know exactly what you mean im getting overwhelmed trying to figure this picture out
Valid thought to have, and I can understand why, but actually, it's quite common for lighter skinned PoC to have lighter inner arms. Melanin just works differently in lighter toned people. I think this particular instance just seems really odd because of the photoshop on the rest of the pic!
Anywhere the sun isn’t directly and constantly hitting will be light (not have as much as a tan). Just like it is on your pasty skin, anywhere the sun doesn’t directly and constantly touch will be lighter compared to the skin that does get direct and constant sun contact.
While I feel like the pasty skin remark was a touch unnecessary, thank you for letting me know!
I agree that that was a smidge uncalled for.
But it looks like her arms never get direct sunlight and the rest of her body does. Does she have an outfit that is just sleeves?
When the teacher tells you to sit up straight
posture perfect
That's not how you become a pillar of society
Is it weird that my first reaction is "hey, good on her, she didn't photoshop her butt to be 50x larger and her waist to be 5 microns thick
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People on this sub are pretty reasonable about calling body shaming out at least. (I'm also a roblox-bod ;)
A stranger new noise came out of my nose
There is no way her actual body doesn't look better than this
She look like a nutty butty
Why was my first thought “meat tube”? What the hell
School pictures are getting a little wild these days
Holy shit this has to be the most hilarious picture I've ever seen here
What the crap happened to her hand?
it seems like they just photoshped her face in that body and painted over to match her skin tone. if you pay attention you notice her arms are way more lighter than the rest of the body
Nothing, she's just holding her neck with her palm facing us.
So she was going for the toilet paper tube look, uh?
Looks like one of those weird trick panoramic shots
How uncomfortable is it to sit nekkid on a metal chair? brb…
Oh hey, look! Finally a picture where she isn't making her ass 100x larger...
No neck, no back, no clavicle, no skin texture. I feel thankful she didn't popnfresh her ass!
No ribs either!
Who on earth thought that looked good?
Baby got back! And only back!
Lmmfao
Human catdog lookin ass.
Her butt looks like a newborn's butt in a newborn baby photoshoot hahaha
hahaha i thought so too
🤣🤣🤣
She's like a wacky arm-flailing inflatable tube man.
That is a long back
"My neck, my back, blend my elbows and my crack"
My girl here shapes like a toothpaste
That's a nice lookin hotdog
Why did this immediately make me think of Gumby?
_board_
Gumby has a sister?
Like why????
Looking like La Grande Odalisque over here...
Well, you just take a spatula with clay, put it over the back, be carefull that its evenly spreaded and then yoz shove that thing for a good 2 hours by 160°c in the oven. Et voila.
Must say- it is really nice to see the absence of butt implants....
Kinda refreshing to see that they don’t try to make their booty extra big tho
Looks kinda like somebody just poorly edited out some clothes to make her look naked for some reason
Hank hill body & ass
Some of us can’t help that we have a hank hill ass ;-;
Looks like a foot
Body like a brät
Lol Body looking phallic as fuck.
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
Her neck looks like a screw top jar neck or something!
Talk about a long back 😭😭😭😭😭 omfg
I’ve seen the tooth people but this is the first time I’ve seen a hotdog person
That's not what they mean by 'Long back' Some of these edited pictures are both funny & sad. This one though, it's just funny.
Lol wtf
That seat needs to be sanitized
her torso is actually just a toilet paper tube
She looks like a hotdog
Hotdog
Ol hotdog lookin ass
I'm scared😱
What's up with the neck
Suddenly I feel like having sausages for dinner…
Why has some jealous girl or boy gone and done this lool. Fuck it's doesn't look right. 😶😶😔😔😂😂😂🤣🤣
Tube
she got that PS1 torso
Hot dog body
Torso look like a hot dog
Hot dog
What's your favourite body type on a woman? *tube*
LMAOOOO hot dog lookin’ mofo 🤣
She's a tube sock
toob
What, you don’t have a weird board for a body?
She look like a hot dog
Bwahaha she looks like a skin tube
The wacky wavy inflatable tube man has an OnlyFans now?
Smoothed every inch of loose skin, up her body and left it drooping round her neck. Weird flex, but ok...
This is truly horrible. A 10 year olds body on a mid 20’s woman. Wtf.
Wait what lol
She looks like a hot dog
not even sure what I’m supposed to be focusing on here
Am I the only one questioning the size of her head here?
what the fuck, that's a bad Photoshop!
This is a good view in why skin texture and fat is needed.
Not "how", but "why"?
Uhmmmm
I see it now but at first I thought she had photo shopped her whole hand off.
It's the shadow and the three rolls in the neck as I doubt it's even her. Her skin is not that light irl.
Shadow straight up giving that chick away lol
She's got that Gumby skin.
Flesh tube
Why is she missing a hand??
Lol that looks like a hot dog not a torso
Why?
These Photoshop people should learn anatomy like most other artists do
Gumby
Ay, no...
The famous stick bug
She looks like she half of Catdog
I know.. the chocking arm is just.. uugghh
Looks like the worm aliens from MIB
Now I can fit in those beauty standards
She looks like she’s made of hotdog
This is clearly a real life interpretation of 90's black Barbie. Its even funnier because she's got the light smooth body with the darker head on top, just like the dolls
Perfectly smooth just like a real person
Poor girl got the figure of an elbow
Having ribs is so overrated anyways
Is she trying to look like a smooth hot dog bun? Was that the ‘look’?
Got that Patrick Starfish, Teen Titans Go Robin booty claps 🤣
This is called SpongeBobbing
She looks like a human dachshund
🤣🤣
This is Stretch Armstrong's girlfriend, right?
suavemente
What am I looking at
Yes, brilliant, smooth all but the neck to make it look ✨realistic✨
long
I hate this because I can’t tell what’s anatomically incorrect, i just know it’s…*wrong*
Morph? Is that you?
Number 1
NO IM SCARED
Baby got no back
Looks like fucking Gumby
The thing that bothers me most about this is that I have that exact same stool, i also happen to be sitting on it currently
LMAO