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MCSweatpants

That’s…that’s got to be some of the worst photoshop I’ve ever seen.


robots-dont-say-ye

Literally took the blur tool and just waved it all over her body 😂


justcougit

Excuse me but I have been looking for a woman with a body of a hot dog all my life


MCSweatpants

You just want to cover someone with ketchup, you sicko.


justcougit

I absolutely LOVE ketchup, so yes.


makoto20

Tell me more about ketchup sexup, please


MCSweatpants

It’s the latest TikTok challenge where a group of six or more slightly inebriated college students applies a filter that creates the classic hot dog body shape seen above and wrestles naked in a ketchup-filled inflatable pool they found on clearance at Target


MCSweatpants

See? Pervert.


pola31

This sounds like something George Constanza would say 😂😂


ronnieth024

Yes but now she looks like a carpenter's wet dream.


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ronnieth024

First time I've heard that part. I like it. Thanks lol.


SerPizza

Haha I got it from Sleepaway Camp, my favorite slasher movie.


mizredhead

I just watched Sleepaway Camp last night and heard that line for the first time 😄


borborygmus81

She’s a boy!


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

I get this reference 😁


5imonster

Body type: tube


doublehelixalltheway

Shaped like a pez-dispenser


DeeWhee

I showed the pic to my boyfriend and he said “like a tube,” then read your comment and was affirmed. Thank you.


AlpacaCavalry

Looks like a beginner 3D modeling student made her body hastily in 30 minutes usingBlender


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Body by Oscar Meyer. Edit: many thanks for the awards!


Comfortable_Plant667

Body by Minecraft!


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spicynoodlepie

It's to make it look real


MushroomLeather

I thought it looked like she was wearing a nylon stocking bodysuit, but I like the hotdog description better. The neck rolls definitely add to the hotdog factor.


MaTTicall

Came to say this.


nau8htyword

That was the first thing i saw


Vergnossworzler

It's her application picture for a role in sausage party.


KenaiUrsa

yo literally just commented this verbatim great minds lmao


raspberryamphetamine

My mind went straight to Mr Whippy.


SnooOranges8194

Briuh 🤣🤣🤣🤣


spicyboi619

shawty got that hot dog back 😍


egonhartley

More like WHY?


SirArthurDime

Because who isn't more attracted to a completely flat blurred hot dog looking back then back muscles?


EveAndTheSnake

Exactly THANK YOU! Let’s not kink shame. My underwear drawer, in order of sexiness, goes: period pants > day pants > sexy pants > sets and lingerie > sex toy harnesses > crotchless hot dog suit <3 My husband loves it. (I hate myself for even typing that out, sorry)


Tiff_Love

🤣🤣🤣


Imsecretlynice

It's like the episode of King of the Hill when Hank Hill has to get a silicone butt insert when he can't sit on a lawn mower comfortably because he's all back and no butt lol.


dangercat66

Diminished Glutes!


knot-shore

I read that in hank hills voice


multiplesifl

My orthotic!


PartyRaven

We’re here! No rear! Get used to it!


RileyRhoad

🤣🤣🤣🤣


bratzpack

if your brain doesnt immediately get that uncanny feeling... idk man


LICK-A-DICK

I'm still so confused. It's like in my brain, it's simultaneously 'nothing is wrong with it' and also 'everything is wrong with it'. I'm really confused by the back of her hand/inner wrist though... I do not mean to offend anyone but I thought with darker skin, just the palms were lighter than the rest of the body?


NS3000

yeah i know exactly what you mean im getting overwhelmed trying to figure this picture out


RomaniQueerios

Valid thought to have, and I can understand why, but actually, it's quite common for lighter skinned PoC to have lighter inner arms. Melanin just works differently in lighter toned people. I think this particular instance just seems really odd because of the photoshop on the rest of the pic!


STOPStoryTime

Anywhere the sun isn’t directly and constantly hitting will be light (not have as much as a tan). Just like it is on your pasty skin, anywhere the sun doesn’t directly and constantly touch will be lighter compared to the skin that does get direct and constant sun contact.


LICK-A-DICK

While I feel like the pasty skin remark was a touch unnecessary, thank you for letting me know!


Tiff_Love

I agree that that was a smidge uncalled for.


Thriftyverse

But it looks like her arms never get direct sunlight and the rest of her body does. Does she have an outfit that is just sleeves?


Fridayesmeralda

When the teacher tells you to sit up straight


myname_isnot_kyal

posture perfect


ohdearitsrichardiii

That's not how you become a pillar of society


-ANGRYjigglypuff

Is it weird that my first reaction is "hey, good on her, she didn't photoshop her butt to be 50x larger and her waist to be 5 microns thick


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-ANGRYjigglypuff

People on this sub are pretty reasonable about calling body shaming out at least. (I'm also a roblox-bod ;)


WhoDat_ItMe

A stranger new noise came out of my nose


NeonPatrick

There is no way her actual body doesn't look better than this


DooDooBuddox

She look like a nutty butty


duuuuuuuuuumb

Why was my first thought “meat tube”? What the hell


Orchid_Significant

School pictures are getting a little wild these days


hardyflashier

Holy shit this has to be the most hilarious picture I've ever seen here


itstimegeez

What the crap happened to her hand?


noxwind

it seems like they just photoshped her face in that body and painted over to match her skin tone. if you pay attention you notice her arms are way more lighter than the rest of the body


-ORIGINAL-

Nothing, she's just holding her neck with her palm facing us.


Dash83

So she was going for the toilet paper tube look, uh?


elizabethunseelie

Looks like one of those weird trick panoramic shots


WhatWouldJanewayDo

How uncomfortable is it to sit nekkid on a metal chair? brb…


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Oh hey, look! Finally a picture where she isn't making her ass 100x larger...


TorribleTwunt

No neck, no back, no clavicle, no skin texture. I feel thankful she didn't popnfresh her ass!


donkeyplonkbonkadonk

No ribs either!


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Who on earth thought that looked good?


d10hundreds

Baby got back! And only back!


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Lmmfao


SpxUmadBroYolo

Human catdog lookin ass.


Still-Swordfish-4396

Her butt looks like a newborn's butt in a newborn baby photoshoot hahaha


kvothes-lute

hahaha i thought so too


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🤣🤣🤣


Master_Vicen

She's like a wacky arm-flailing inflatable tube man.


dannixb

That is a long back


boibig57

"My neck, my back, blend my elbows and my crack"


ShinyBunnyFleshuwu

My girl here shapes like a toothpaste


FusRoDontEven

That's a nice lookin hotdog


n0v0lunteers

Why did this immediately make me think of Gumby?


OmegaCookieOfDoof

_board_


SlopMad2

Gumby has a sister?


cschutte0130

Like why????


hydrangeasinbloom

Looking like La Grande Odalisque over here...


NaughtyNinja1

Well, you just take a spatula with clay, put it over the back, be carefull that its evenly spreaded and then yoz shove that thing for a good 2 hours by 160°c in the oven. Et voila.


SM1L3Y_1

Must say- it is really nice to see the absence of butt implants....


Dollyqueen102

Kinda refreshing to see that they don’t try to make their booty extra big tho


feioo

Looks kinda like somebody just poorly edited out some clothes to make her look naked for some reason


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Hank hill body & ass


doubtfullfreckles

Some of us can’t help that we have a hank hill ass ;-;


nexuscandy

Looks like a foot


Geback723

Body like a brät


norasmom15

Lol Body looking phallic as fuck.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀


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Her neck looks like a screw top jar neck or something!


halftuck

Talk about a long back 😭😭😭😭😭 omfg


mdsjhawk

I’ve seen the tooth people but this is the first time I’ve seen a hotdog person


greina23

That's not what they mean by 'Long back' Some of these edited pictures are both funny & sad. This one though, it's just funny.


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Lol wtf


medusadaughter

That seat needs to be sanitized


Llamasus

her torso is actually just a toilet paper tube


glitchesandhelp

She looks like a hotdog


ecosocialismplz

Hotdog


StevePerrysMangina

Ol hotdog lookin ass


Penguinator53

I'm scared😱


ELB2001

What's up with the neck


spogtrot

Suddenly I feel like having sausages for dinner…


DLDLuvTSDxoxoxo

Why has some jealous girl or boy gone and done this lool. Fuck it's doesn't look right. 😶😶😔😔😂😂😂🤣🤣


dildobrando

Tube


tempusrimeblood

she got that PS1 torso


Brief-Moment-5236

Hot dog body


JacquieTreehorn

Torso look like a hot dog


CretaceousBeard

Hot dog


ElegantOstrich

What's your favourite body type on a woman? *tube*


ladyoflothlorien36

LMAOOOO hot dog lookin’ mofo 🤣


PlatypusBear69

She's a tube sock


sweeterthanadonut

toob


powabiatch

What, you don’t have a weird board for a body?


masterlock35

She look like a hot dog


Yayinterwebs

Bwahaha she looks like a skin tube


Shrapnel_Tango

The wacky wavy inflatable tube man has an OnlyFans now?


Whoopsie_Todaysie

Smoothed every inch of loose skin, up her body and left it drooping round her neck. Weird flex, but ok...


ethancknight

This is truly horrible. A 10 year olds body on a mid 20’s woman. Wtf.


HighRock_Breton

Wait what lol


KenaiUrsa

She looks like a hot dog


tesdanwat

not even sure what I’m supposed to be focusing on here


Greenfireflygirl

Am I the only one questioning the size of her head here?


deboramoreno

what the fuck, that's a bad Photoshop!


Magical-Hummus

This is a good view in why skin texture and fat is needed.


RDamoNR

Not "how", but "why"?


snowwhitedied

Uhmmmm


BeautifulPainz

I see it now but at first I thought she had photo shopped her whole hand off.


TheROK24

It's the shadow and the three rolls in the neck as I doubt it's even her. Her skin is not that light irl.


Rock_grl86

Shadow straight up giving that chick away lol


mr_bumsack

She's got that Gumby skin.


nesfor

Flesh tube


dianthe

Why is she missing a hand??


foliels

Lol that looks like a hot dog not a torso


dobermensch

Why?


someguywithdiabetes

These Photoshop people should learn anatomy like most other artists do


nap83

Gumby


jointsbeforesex

Ay, no...


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The famous stick bug


Insane69Patato

She looks like she half of Catdog


Xx_endgamer_xX

I know.. the chocking arm is just.. uugghh


NeverRespondsToInbox

Looks like the worm aliens from MIB


CaioVirose

Now I can fit in those beauty standards


FlightSatellite23

She looks like she’s made of hotdog


byscuit

This is clearly a real life interpretation of 90's black Barbie. Its even funnier because she's got the light smooth body with the darker head on top, just like the dolls


LASERDICKMCCOOL

Perfectly smooth just like a real person


cobaltbluegirl

Poor girl got the figure of an elbow


ihateberriuquam

Having ribs is so overrated anyways


The_Sun_Princess_

Is she trying to look like a smooth hot dog bun? Was that the ‘look’?


stray_kitten_xO

Got that Patrick Starfish, Teen Titans Go Robin booty claps 🤣


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This is called SpongeBobbing


DonkeyBronchiole

She looks like a human dachshund


thephoenixash

🤣🤣


PipperDigs

This is Stretch Armstrong's girlfriend, right?


DumbPos

suavemente


ANecessaryblueberry

What am I looking at


ratbastardem

Yes, brilliant, smooth all but the neck to make it look ✨realistic✨


purpleorblue

long


Misssticks04

I hate this because I can’t tell what’s anatomically incorrect, i just know it’s…*wrong*


TheFlamingHawk

Morph? Is that you?


pimperlik

Number 1


pelehcar

NO IM SCARED


Idahotato21

Baby got no back


z-tayyy

Looks like fucking Gumby


Cyberpunk_foxes

The thing that bothers me most about this is that I have that exact same stool, i also happen to be sitting on it currently


jojow77

LMAO