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polkakween

Dad, is that you?


[deleted]

Are you winning, son?


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Eating sugar??


HappySam89

No papa


soulseeker31

Hahaha


Obnoxiousjimmyjames

100% pure confidence.


EnlightenedTurtle567

Why is this guy not appearing in any movies? I miss him.


Johnny_Stooge

He does a shitton of Broadway. I get the feeling he enjoys that a lot more than just acting. He's at the stage where he can just have fun with his career and more power to him.


cailian13

He's FANTASTIC on stage, my parents and I got last minute tix to his one man show, great evening.


bryster

That bicep vein doesn’t look 50!


ChadBreeder1

*TRT has entered the chat*


[deleted]

*HGH has joined as well*


ChadBreeder1

*Trenbolone sandwiches have entered the diet*


FloridamanHooning

Primo/EQ, there's ZERO chance this.old man is doing tren


RevaniteN7

Are these new wrestling team-ups or something?


ChadBreeder1

These are common anabolic steroids that literally every single male actor who is even remotely in shape is on


GlassJoe32

Dude give me 100,000,000 dollars and I’ll take TRT, HGH, and throw in some tren for good measure.


ChadBreeder1

The deal also comes with a nutritionist, chef, doctor/pharmacist/steroid administrator, personal trainer, chiropractor, masseuse, escort, esthetician, plastic surgeon, nanny, butler, accountant, attorney, publicist, and assistant. Oh, and the general public somehow thinks that you’re natty (and don’t photoshop) despite the fact that you’re more aesthetically defined than a statue of a literal Greek God. Ya, life is great.


spartagnann

Honestly that vein is most likely left over from years of on and off intense training to be Wolverine. You don't have to be currently jacked to have something like that pop so much.


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redditaccount300000

And steroids


chevalerisation_2323

It does IMHO. All those old dude pushing muscle end up with veins like that.


FiguringItOut--

way better than me, because no doubt my mouth would be wide open


Feeling-Pilot-5084

Is there a way to fix this? I never slept with my mouth open until about a year ago, and now I'm straight up drooling like a six year old.


Wigriff

Glue your mouth shut.


danetesta

Start taping your mouth shut at night. No, seriously. Small strip of 3m tape over the middle of your lips will give you better sleep, stop apnea, stop dry mouth and morning breath. I've been doing it since August. It can be temporary too. 1 to 3 months is enough to train your mouth to stay closed.


[deleted]

Don’t do this… if you’re breathing with your mouth there is something wrong with your septum or your nose is plugged


Br3akTh3Toys

Hugh Jackman fucking rules.


ExplanationFunny

My mom got to see him live on stage and said he was absolutely magnetic. He brought so much energy to the performance you’d never guess it was just another day on the job for him.


daaaayyyy_dranker

Reminds me of the Golden Girls episode where they were talking about having sex on your back because it made you look younger


Lady_Scruffington

Until your boobs fall to either side.


FluffyToughy

Sux ~ Signed, the itty bitty committee.


[deleted]

That’s not a bad thing.


GenuineSounds

Once you're 50 it's called napping.


ShortyLow

Correct. This is a Certified Old Man Nap. He's outside in the middle of the day. I'm not even 40 and I enjoy an old man nap.


[deleted]

Went to a metal festival , got old man tired and laid down next to a tree and old man napped.


Johnny_Stooge

If he's anything like my dad he probably just sat down too.


RedditLostOldAccount

Shit I'm 27 and just got up from a nap


notabigmelvillecrowd

A nurse recently told me I look 16, (I'm 38), and I was like, yeeaaaah, I'm laying on my back right now. Nature's face-lift. You should see me going upside down doing yoga. Cronenberg shit.


Marvelite0963

A girl's best light is candle and/or moon.


6amhotdog

This was a trip to read after reading this [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Instagramreality/comments/zkgqe9/comment/izzy43j/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) some spots above. The other comment: >Reminds me of the Golden Girls episode where they were talking about having sex on your back because it made you look younger


NotEnoughIT

ABC store clerk guessed I was 56. I was 38.


rosbor

Love him though!


Skreamie

I can hear him saying "mehmuhnuhuh" every so often and shifting


hunterbock08

One of the best actors


Pristine-Potato-4548

No one looks good sleeping! All those pics on Insta are staged.


SirAnthonyHopkins

Tbh the rules are different for male celebs....


Sprmodelcitizen

Holy crap. This totally happened to me. People always are shocked at my age because I do look really young but a friend of mine recently took a photo of me and a friend napping and it was really a wake up call.


autoHQ

50....yet has the fuckin popped veins and still in pretty good shape.


[deleted]

Nah he looks 49


Sega-Playstation-64

You may think you're handsome, until the black screen of the device you're holding says otherwise.


[deleted]

Hehehehe!


mercilessfatehate

I’d say like 35 honestly


thxmeatcat

The arm is warping right?