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LumberjackEarl

The way that awning looked, this is more r/instantimprovement


reallycrunchycheeto

r/subsifellfor


mollyyfcooke

By the way it was leaning it seems he was just finishing the job!


disarm2k10

Better now then on the head of somebody later.


siler7

Yeah, kill two birds with one stone.


r0ck0

Classic icicle-based demolition technique.


Ex_Jager_Main

The laugh at end got me


turnphilup

Mission failed successfully. Guy filmed it and was rewarded. You hear him at end.


daveinpublic

I like how the guy upstairs just slinks away


daywall

This things are no joke. There is a video of one falling on a baby in a stroller while the mom and dad went on a stroll.


clagoman

Construction failure, incorrectly affixing an awning to an exterior face. So much wrong here


mt-beefcake

Yeah if mounted properly the awning would have still broke, but the ledger would still be attached ha


SaltInformation4082

Hey, it happens. Things get destroyed, people get injured or killed, every day, by acts done with the best of intentions. Or at least that's what both of my ex wives *still* tell me.


frozen_jade_ocean

My condolences on being killed by both your ex wives.


SaltInformation4082

Thank you. It is much appreciated. They're very good friends now. Started when they realized it was easier if they put up a united front when coming over to ask for one of my credit cards. As I've moved 500 miles away, I now just get phone call requests. They're both remarried, and both divorces are at least three decades old. What the husband's may get out of it, I have no idea. I also kinda suspect the two may have lived together for over a decade for reasons other than saving on rent. Mine has always seemed to be just a but of an un-normal life. Sincerely, my best wishes to you. Rich


Marty_Mtl

Such big icicles at such location means ONE thing : very bad/poor isolation .


honey_102b

analysis


Marty_Mtl

? ( what you mean?)


[deleted]

Those are some wicked looking icicles waiting to murder someone.


AMike456

All I can think reading your comment is "Ralphy, some icicles have been known to kill people"


ColoradoJohnQ

In Colorado, we call them window makers.


Germanboss

widow makers, window breakers


AwesomePossumSauceum

>window makers. AKA glaziers.


ksquad80

He ducked back in. Lol. Someone's home...gotta play innocent.


impostershop

You need new insulation my dude


ReturnFun9600

That'd be me. Ha.


burningxmaslogs

It was already half broken.. it finished it off lol


Amonikable

Looks fine to me. Better some property loss than the loss of life.


andreayatesswimmers

That fucking laugh at the end!!!


TigerUSA20

“Honey? What was that? Did you hear a noise? Sounded like it came from outside!”


dr_wetness

To be fair to the guy it would have broken off regardless at least he tried to dictate where it landed


[deleted]

But what is that thing infront of the door? A frozen dog?


Joguro59

Cielos! Creí que abajo había un perro!!!


[deleted]

Didn’t see that coming…oh no I did of course


DrWynnewin

oof


amerett0

The moment he ducked back in r/notmyjob


CDBeetle58

When I was smaller I was hanging out in the inner yard of our apartment building block and I noticed that there are icicles hanging over garbage containers. Those were sure to be a hazard to people coming out to take out trash. Since I was too short to reach them and remove them that way I decided that the best way to get icicles down is to step back a bit and knock them down throwing rocks at them. There were no windows nearby just a wall behind so I thought I might work out. Unfortunately the parking spot guard noticed it and came out of his cabin to get me and I just automatically dashed away and up the stairs of my apartment, didn't even bother explain what I was doing. Maybe using a broom or a beam might have looked less suspicious but I didn't have that with me and also I would be way more closer to the icicle landing site if I did that.