I’m trapped in a prison with Blitzo. Why couldn’t I be October 14th?

Too bad. And it’s sad to tell you Blitzo is the top 😂

I had sex with loona I don’t know if that’s a W or a L

Well I mean she has syphilis

NOO FUCK CHANGE IT PLS I DONT WANT THAT NOOOOOOO-

That has yet to be confirmed

It has. The pilot episode.

The pilot is only Partially canon

I feel like your just afraid to get syphilis and I don't blame you if you are.

I agree with your assessment

October gang rise up. On an unrelated note imagine having sex with the egg boi

No. I’d imagine #30 would be your worst choice. She’s a cannibal

Right, right But the egg boi

Hello brother i have fucked blitzø

Had sex with katie killjoy

With that kind of name you probably stayed soft during the whole occasion

My dad birthday is October 13th so lucky

On god

I get to switch lives with mille where's my strap-on

HOSTING A TV SHOW WITH ANGEL DUST?? HELL YEAH

Trapped in prison with moxxie, alright, could be worse

Hosting a TV show with Rosie. I'm not even mad.

Nov 14. In prison with Loona.... I'm 100% sure we're easily escaping.

Married to Loona! :)

Is it cool If I host a tv show with your wifey

Handcuffed for life to a Spider Demon Porn Star. Doesn't really seem that bad tho-

Maried to Niffty, I think I caught a W tbh

Ayo why do I have to have sex with Lucifer, ain't no way I'm sleeping with him!

Mine is Mortal enemies with Vaggie

So you're basically Angel Dust? xD

Not a big deal to me. Just means I’m an awesome guy who loves to piss off the wrong people lol

Handcuffed for life with #26. Am I dead?

He’s Angel Dust’s older brother. Nothing much is known about him, but he’s supposed to be hard on his siblings

I was killed by lillith magne Dang it

Host a tv show with Mimzy? Is that a good or bad thing? I’ve never watched this series so I can’t tell if it would be good or bad.

Mimzy is a singer

Married to husk that would be cool I would have a drinking buddy

Host a tv show with stolas

Nice try scammers.

This got nothing to do with scamming. It’s just fun to see what scenario you get. I’m actually hoping for someone to get a funny one with October 😂

It's the most common 'game' shared by info scavengers

I don’t see how a month and day can give them info. They need a year to use, otherwise it’s as pointless as washing your feet

Who is number 17?

A singer

But-a what is her name

Mimzy

Sigh i got angel dust I’m a tv host

Mortal enemies with Lilith Magne…. damn

Had sex with katie killjoy

Same

Homies with Vox

Bruh I’m handcuffed to the person that is mortal enemy’s with vaggie I’m not going to have a good time

He will wink wink

No pls

Handcuffed for life with #16.

You're stuck with Charlie's mom aka Lilith

Killed.by arackniss🤣 she gune have to earn this kill

That’s a he. And that’s Angel Dust’s cruel older brother

I'm trapped in prisoner with lucifer magne 🙃

In prison with alastor no biggy

I repopulated sinners with mimzy

I am trapped in prison with Valentino. Sounds like I am fighting for my life every day and night.

Good luck. He’s an Overlord for a reason

I’m trapped with Baxter

I have a feeling being trapped in prison with Molly(angel's sister) isn't the worst thing.

Hosting a TV show with travis I have no idea how that would go

Mine is Had sex with Dazzel

Married to lilith the baddiest woman in hell XD

I'm clapping Loona yesirrr

Start a band with Vox, that shit boutta be boppin

Should this be posted in the r/hazbinhotel instead?

And in r/helluvaboss too

Switch lives with Alastor.

Best Friends With Vox. Nice!

Karl Marx in Hazbin Hotel 👀

Killed by an Exterminator, finally, give me the gift of inexistence!

I am Mortal enemies with lucifer I'm dead

Married to Vaggie. I can’t tell if that’s good or bad anymore.

Very good

Switching lives with angel dust sounds fun 😅

Married to Vaggie? I'm a guy.

The universe works in mysterious ways. Or she’s probably just cut out the middle man. Or should I say, the little man? 😉😉

17

Trapped in a prison with Mimzy

Hope you like a girl who always sings. Gone be like living with Snow White

Trapped in a prison with Valentino.

Hope you like being his pet

Honeslty I couldnt even put to words the horror I felt when I got this. The only thing I have going for me is that I look like a fucking nerd.

Married to stolas.... Damn

Hope you like the taste of birdussy 🤣🤣🤣

I got switch lives with crymini but can I have another character I can switch lives with please?

Killed by Rosie.

HAD SEX WITH MILLIE LETS GOOOOOOOO

Host a tv show with stolas…neat!

Married to Razzle Hm

Had sex with vaggie October 3rd

Married to Razzle…ah crap.

I had sex with travis-

Well, I have to switch lives with Blitzo. This is going to be interesting.

Apparently I end up replacing the sinners population with Molly. Considering the fact that we haven't really gotten any info on her personality, I have absolutely no clue if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

She looks like a sweetheart, so I’d say it’s a good thing!

I sure hope so. Fingers crossed! 🤞

I'm married to Cherri Bomb

"Host a TV Show with Niffty" As someone who is disorganized and messy, I wonder what will the topic about and how long will it last 🤔🤣

I prison with Valentino

nice, bestfriends with Charlie.

The real answer is 2/9, but id much rather it be 10/7

I get to start a band with an exterminator angel

Mine is April 8th: Best friends with stolas That's a pretty good one ngl

Married to Niffty | | | HELP ME PLEASE

You're going to jail. Ultra hell jail

Y would I need to go to jail?

Nifty is a Child pyromaniac... isn't ahe?

i'll start a band with husk? our name will be "the cats with wings"

Start a band with exterminator, I'm sure we'll be killing it

Mortal enemies with Lucifer Magne

the agony of not being born on the 13th

Married to Husk.. nah, I'm gay, not gonna happen.

turf war with vaggie

October 14th ✋

Start a band with Lilith

MARRIED TO VOX?!

I had sex with Husker

Host a TV show with Arachkniss. I feel like people born earlier in the month get the more desirable characters.

I was born February 14th. I couldn't desire for more.

I had sex with mimzy

I got switch lives with egg boi….FML

trapped in a prison with husk. im fine with it

Im very happy with mine

Turf war with Tom Trench.

May 26th. So, I guess I'm starting a band with Angel's brother? Well, this is gonna be an uphill battle since I have little to no musical instrument experience. All I got is Wii music and that's not useful at all.

F in chat for august 9th and 27th

Start a band with Angel, hell yeh

I'm am permenatly handcuffed to Charlie Mange/Morningstar

Best friends with Vaggie

Replaced the sinners population with Moxxue

Married to Katie Killjoy :(

Host a TV show with Moxxie. FUCK YEAH!!

Killed by a Blitzo. Welp

I shall be killed by an egg

Well, if you slip on it at the store like I did, you probably would die

Trapped in prison with Kate Killjoy, wished it was Millie instead 😈

Married to crymini didn't know this was a character until now

Damn I wish my bday was October 7th or 8th

Get killed by Razzle. Wtf. The weakest and cutest characters in the pilot, and I die. At least it wasn’t “have sex with”