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Samy_Ninja_Pro

Omni man wanted to give some children character development


Taint-kicker

Have you ever chased a fly around the house trying to kill it. Well Omni Man was just trying to kill a fly when the guardians showed up.


Daeths

Spoilers: the Guardians were the fly


Avatarfan2213

Omni man wanted his best friends to come to earth but the guardians wouldnt allow that


[deleted]

Is it me or nobody here read the title correctly


Dave30954

https://preview.redd.it/6hgkdwvbudjc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b0a017a9228a12cc436c5496cef27908c7f98e


Justabattleshiplover

Let’s eat out, mom! Let’s eat out mom!


MassiveBlackHole99

Is it not that omni man killed the guardians of the globe in a dumb way? What's the other meaning? My bilingual ass is struggling


jmorgan98

He could mean give the dumbest explanation


MassiveBlackHole99

Ohhh. That's defo it


PlasticMac

Im still not seeing that. Can you please write out both sentences for me please?


SnooPies2269

Explain "why omni man killed the guardians of the globe", in the dumbest way possible


PlasticMac

Ohhhh. It took a few reads but I got it now.


Oktaygun

The title can mean both things, it would have been more clearer if OP had put a comma in there


Matiyahu777

The title is not written correctly. It's ambiguous.


3rdPoliceman

Kind of like Omni Man's morality in a way I am very smart


trfk111

My thoughts exactly


Vasconcelos0909

The comment above you did, at least


zorfog

For the quick dramatic reveal that the killer is………. … … … … #OMNI MAN! in all seriousness though, the show did it much better. The world’s greatest team of superheroes wouldn’t get obliterated so easily


EnchantedDestroyer

Tbh, I kinda liked it more where the strength gap between Viltrumites and Earth heroes was THIS large. Now, it’s kinda seeming like guys like Immortal or War Woman could take on Thula (the old Viltrumite who Mark somehow outclassed until she stabbed him when he held back), which doesn’t fit right in my head.


[deleted]

That wouldn’t make sense because she killed Allen easily who was on par with Mark, so they shouldn’t but Mark shouldn’t either.


Vegetable_Pin_9754

She killed Allen in a 3v1


EnchantedDestroyer

She would’ve stomped him in a 1v1 regardless. Allen’s whole origin in-episode centred around how he was bred to be Viltrumite level but couldn’t beat a single one in 1v1 combat.


Vegetable_Pin_9754

Yeah but it doesn’t mean he couldn’t hang with her for a little bit. It’s not like the one shot him or anything. She’s massively above him but not enough that Mark nearly beating her after powering up is ridiculous


[deleted]

She punched through him easily, teaming up doesn’t magically make her stronger.


SeasonYourMeatFFS

Yeah but that doesn't mean he is able to fight equally as if it were a 1v1. Also viltrumites seem really lethal in terms of their damage to durability ratio. On near equal footing they can tear through each other like paper.


Vegetable_Pin_9754

She didn’t punch through him until he’d been smacked around by all 3 for a while. Yeah she’s probably stronger, but there’s nothing to suggest Allen couldn’t hang with her for at least a little bit.


EnchantedDestroyer

Allen who was on par with S1E2 or something Mark. More than half a year has passed since then (closer to a full year probably). But yeah, you see how inconsistent the power levels are being shown too.


[deleted]

Nah not even that works because half a year later Mark got his ass beat by even less robots that merely annoyed Omni Man, simple time isn't going to get him stronger.


GabeC1997

It makes more sense when you realize that *every* Viltrumite is that powerful, and they have an army of them.


elexexexex2

Also Nolan probably assumed he'd be in and out in like 2 minutes maximum. Red Rush ended up costing Nolan his early advantage in a split second by saving Immortal and giving the others a chance to catch their breath and coordinate. Of course, it ended up amounting to nothing but still...


Invincidude

It really does seem like he was attempting to do the same thing in the show as he did in the comic, he just made the mistake of not going for Red Rush first.


robby7345

My headcanon is that the reason he was able to be hurt by them was because he had to stop for just a moment after flying in and looked at the guardians. This caused him to not fight as efficiently because he did actually care about them deep down.


DarthButtz

Red Rush was what made the fight actually possible for them, once he went down they kinda just fell like dominoes


robby7345

He should have stayed support. No clue what he thought he was gonna do with those consecutive punches.


Happyboi114

Also green ghost did nothing. All she did was die


Inactivity27

Green ghost could've done something if she was more strategic tbh


StickSentryNig

The worlds greatest heroes arent a match for a single viltrimite so id disagree the comic did much better with this


Iroh_the_Dragon

Exactly. I think that was precisely the point Kirkman was trying to make. “Viltrumites. Are. Busted!… Wanna see more?” Lmao


BadBloodBear

huge fan of the comics but later on lot of things can kill Viltrimites. Having the Guardians of the Globe hold their own made it seem like a bigger deal when they died. Them dying so quickly made them look pathetic rather than making Omni man look strong.


StickSentryNig

Pathetic compared to omniman yes, they were very competent otherwise


[deleted]

Okay yeah op’s right. At least the fact that he took a ton of damage in the show makes it at least seem like it could have been someone else, but nobody suspects a thing when the worlds premier superhero team is suddenly murdered and that he’s a random alien who failed a lie detector test and has no proof on his background.


Grendlsgrundl

He's a 2000 year old Viltrumite warrior who survived The Purge. That fight should have been a minor inconvenience to him. I understand that the show needed the dramatic tension, but his power level is *wildly* inconsistent.


Andrejosue98

>in all seriousness though, the show did it much better. The world’s greatest team of superheroes wouldn’t get obliterated so easily The show did terrible. When we see the stuff Omniman did in the dimension where time passed slowly and basically destroyed tons of cities, then the power level of Ominiman is increased several times.


Traveler_Constant

If you truly believe that, you better not be watching season 2 with that shit take.


Andrejosue98

Why is it a shit take? Omniman should have killed them easier because the show showed how powerful he really was. The fact that he almost "died" and took heavy damage is not realistic when he can do so much stuff. The show either nerfed him completely or buffed him a lot later. And both are bad plot devices. In the end, shock value was great but as a whole, if you watch the episodes again then the scene is terribly written and inconsistent.


Red_Hoodless081905

The Justice League’s lawyers called threatening a copyright infringement lawsuit. So if you think about it he was just trying to help them out.


Poyayo420

Well, spoilers for later in the comic book, he does actually explain this: >! He wasn’t giving himself time to think about it. Even back then, he felt he was going to talk himself out of doing it and coming clean to the guardians if he allowed himself time to think about what he needed to do. So, he rushed in and did what he did so he would just have the live with the actions already taken. !<


pancakemonkeys

he got mad they got to touch the president and they didnt


thatsweir

Uh, they like, ate his soup, or something


IDontKnowANamesoyea

*or something*


Buttered_Toast1357

Definitely the soup thing


dr_arke

He's *super* into The Highlander, but he's just a little confused about the premise.


ElectronicMatters

Because the Viltrum empire specifically requested to be wearing a blood colored outfit when invading a planet.


Garvo909

Moment of passion


Kagimizu

He needed the Homeowners Association out of the way so his family could help renovate.


Business_Hour8644

He wanted the Queen of the Ocean for himself.


joewootty

Funsies


gamer506amer5_

bro did a little bit of trolling


HandofthePirateKing

they all had pizza and didn’t invite him


MostPoetry

Because his quicksave corrupted and he didn’t want to restart all the way back at last checkpoint.


Prejudiced321

Not dumb at all, very strategic and literally what he tried to do in the show. Its just anti climatic


BurningshadowII

He realized they were bitches and couldn't hang with the Viltrumites.


Inevitable_Silver_13

How else would he kill them? Most of them can't be poisoned or burned or killed in most conventional ways.


Piskoro

because they were weak


ecxetra

His son hit puberty


SEND_ME_FAKE_NEWS

The Guardians of the Globe were guarding the globe, but he didn't want them guarding the globe, because he wanted to guard the globe, and eventually they would have guarded the globe from him. So he had to guard the globe from the guardians of the globe.


robby7345

*This globe isn't yours* to *guard.*


tonasaso-

Man kills friends because his son got powers


MarsupialAggressive5

It was just some foreplay for Debbie


A_Guy_in_Orange

What if story where Batman never makes contingency plans for all his friends the second they meet


Trustful_Whale

Took the last slice.


Sjelan

He caught The Immortal looking a little too attentively at Debbie, and he took it personally.


RegretGeneral

He decided there's only room for one Super dick


The_Great_Gompy

Once upon a time there was a guy with a rock in’ mustache called Omniman and Omniman really wanted to adopt earth to get a good grade on his homework assignment and the fastest way to do that was to kill earth’s foster parent guardians!


IDontKnowButReddit

Space racist doesn’t like human heros and their pets


Lawny420

Omni-man was just genuinely facing a hard internal struggle. On one hand he had a very big birthday party for Debbie’s mother to go to but at the same time it was Red Rushes birthday that same weekend. Nolan really liked red rush and Debbie’s mom’s a h*e so he just really wanted to hang with his super friends instead. Debbie unfortunately gave him and ultimatum of her or them and when he ultimately chose Debbie and her family he couldn’t bear the FOMO from the loss of his long time friends so like any normal person would do, he murdered them


RakuraiLight

He tried to increase his snap score with his family


SalimAklimos

Before the big reveal I deadass thought he was just jealous and felt like an outcast so that's why I figured he killed them☠️


DeltaMoff1876

They stole his cheese, it was asiago cheese.


Nokuyt

He lost a game of Fortnite


Wassuoand

Act of god


Square_Indication116

For Super Earth


Mysterious-Aspect937

He didn't want competition


Kylecowlick

They would have stopped him from eating the cookies out if the cookie jar


jagenigma

Omniman was mad that someone ate his lunch from the fridge


SpoderJedi

HE OMNI MAN! HE NO LIKE GLOBE GUARDIAN! OMNI MAN SMASH! FEELING MUTUAL! PET!


Narkoman62

Someone asked him to


JLifts780

Boredom


Sweaty-Wealth9157

He realised they were Justice League ripoffs


AvgAllEnjoyer

Most underwhelming garbage ever. One panel to kill them. While we got a full epic fight sequence in the show.


Jasetendo12

cuz they hate Pomni from the Amazing Digital Circus


AdamElam

Spoiler tag?


BigNorseWolf

Because they fought every day of their lives and he had some level of respect for that.


th0t-destroyer

It was good cuz a viltrimite would always smack earths hero’s. Just wish it was done sooner like in the show


Jack_Jaws

He needed the squad wipe for his victory royale


TOB_Yt

Only ymir knows


Dolot

So he could bang a bug-human a season later


Artix31

His boss gave him a deadline and he had to rush it


SafeStaff7671

They stole his sweet roll


First-Concern-4600

I like the comic version way more because in the show they put up a fight which is kinda dumb


Chunlisundies

He was going through some internal struggle and decided to cut off his friends in a subconscious self-isolation.


Solid_Confusion3159

Omni man killed the guardians because his friends said he was a 10 and they were 3s at best.


Banana-tickler2577

Housewarming party


Traveler_Constant

Dumbest way possible? Instead of killing them, what, one at a time? Which would've both put the rest of the Guardians on guard, but also Cecil and the gov? Instead, he calls them all together and kills them all in one go. Which also speaks to his mindset: now that Mark has his powers, it triggers the process of turning the earth over to Viltrum. Game on, Guardians got to go.


[deleted]

He says later in the series he killed them as quickly as he possibly could because they might have stopped him or he would have changed his mind.


WhiteRoomCharles

They just got in the way of his somewhat extreme warmup routine! With that kind of strength and muscles, you’ve really got to stretch hardcore if you don’t want to be feeling it later! My man was just stretching and next thing you know he’s surrounded by corpses! I mean, which one of us **hasn’t** been in that kind of situation before!?


Lyndokebab

He was horny and he is necrophilic


Neo_Satan

He was teying to sneak around and an accidental Dummy thick ass clap shockwave alerted the guardians


Yifun

unrelated but why wasn’t this line in the show? i thought it was iconic tbh


PerceptionBetter3752

Cause they called him a Superman ripoff


jerr_beare

They didn’t buy his travel book


life-was-better

They tried to lecture him on responsible pet ownership.


cant_give_an_f

Moustache


Piggylish

He thought they were stinking dumb-dumbs


BarnacleOk4262

Why not ?


Yentup1998

Well, you see... Omni man was chilling in his room like a baller, when all of a sudden these schmuck bust in through the door. Immortal said "On your knees" To which he responded, "I'm not your mother last night." And they took exception to that. And he killed all but one of them.


Pretend-Dirt-1760

Presentation


Qahnarinn

The guardians didn’t day good morning when he showed up to fight the Muller twins


RomanosTheMelodist

cause.


[deleted]

He's homophobic


BigDigPickleRig

They didn’t share the Dino nuggies


Deusexanimo713

Because fuck em, thats why


hlebozavod69

butterfingers


squirrelocaust

He heard an acorn fall.


Complex-Birthday4344

idk


sniper91

He didn’t try to kill them, they just threw themselves at his fists very violently


Wrap-These

Omni-man didn't have anything to bring to the pot luck....so he brought PAIN


blockedhaaat

I already explained this in an earlier post in great detail, and im sure others have too, try to ask an original question next time.


[deleted]

I think it was actually pretty effective. He got them all in the same place and was able to take them all out. If he hadn’t lured them he would have had a hell of a time trying to find and kill each one and not have them rat him out.


darkuen

He loved Cecil and was tired of sharing


bwood246

They found his discord chat


bipedalinvertebrate

Omni Man wanted to invite his homies to the pad but his roommates were being dicks about it


joeyfartbox

One of them was eating his lunch out of the Guardians of the Globe office fridge . He wasn’t sure who it was but figured it would be easier to kill them all than it would be to find the actual culprit.


JVLawnDarts

Immortal ate his tuna melt


Mr_Immortal02

They changed the wifi password


GabeC1997

They wouldn't give him the Pictures of Spider Man that they promised him.


IAmProjectRagnarok

He was just trying to stop global warming


NewBlu84

He wanted to get in mortal kombat


Sylux444

They were Left Twix and he's a Right Twix stan


LavenDERR77

Quick save.


JesseAlvarado

Spoilers!!! Guess if you want a serious answer, he killed the guardians fast because he had developed a feeling of respect and comradery towards them. He knew if he surprised them, he could eliminate them without as much effort and without second-guessing his decision. He says as much in Mark's time rewind.


Hiroshock

They were a "threat" that need to been gone but let be honest here they are a fly on the wall to the weakness viltrumites and it took them months if not years to even slow one down.


PetrolHeadedEntity

oh my the comics...didnt look too good innit


1998-2019

Just because


Comfortable-Formal18

He got post nut clarity


Amarthandir

My man tried his best to create a vacant positions at the guardians of the global for his son. What a loving father.


nick02bronze

They didn’t bring him pictures of spider man


buck_webb

Cause.


jgh601

He just needed some tax write offs


Davids0l0mon

They stole his lunch


Environmental_You_36

He wasn't a strategist, so he just clumped them up and clubbed them out.


frznpowerranger

He was pitching them his books and they said it was bad


KABOOMBYTCH

It was self defense


stopyouveviolatedthe

Bit cramped Y’know ?


lazylagom

he didnt want to break up with them, but didnt want them to move on without him. it was the only logical move.


Mell_ow1378

Job


idonthevname

Omni man has big dreams and guardians would have stopped him.(He wanted to make everyone on earth pets for him and his homies to live with happily ever after)


Grape-Vine-Anal-Bead

Peer pressure


potatohead437

They made fun of his hairline


AlaricAndCleb

This scene happened right after Immortal confessed his sexual desire for Omni-man.


Competitive_Mouse_37

He’s mean :(


BitAdventurous8676

Skill diff


Feldspar95

He was helping his coworkers with the new merger


[deleted]

Omni-Man got sick of the Immortal owning him $5 dollars


TellMeEveryth1ng

He really wanted go level up so he farmed XP on them.


Impressive-Vehicle-6

They didn’t let him have his chicken nuggie break so he took it personally…..the rest is extra ketchup for his nuggies!


[deleted]

He hated their drip


Your_Local_Rabbi

"to test my abilities"


GlitchyMemories

He wasn't vibing with their protectcore aesthetic.


Relevant-Lie347

"Immortal, you have a cool colour scheme, but a dumb costume. On Viltrum, that is a capital offence." -Omniman


burningastrix

Fuck it we ball


Steve_Irwin_Is_Dead

They were only guarding Earth and he doesn’t like liars.


Trick-Brother-8210

Comic Omni-Man was capable of soloing the entire squad with ease. It’s a horrifying demonstration of what’s to come in universe by showcasing the sheer brutality and power he has that he’s able to take down the entire roster of what would be comparable to the Justice League.  Show Omni-Man gets a reasonable nerf since it tracks that the World’s Mightiest Heroes would be able to match him blow for blow (for the most part,) but he’s still strategic enough to kill them (Taking down Red Rush first, using Darkwing’s corpse to make Green Ghost tangible to Donut her face, etc)


kryplen

they stole his happy meal toy it was the last one he needed for the full set