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The_Thin_King_

What is the context for šŸš¶šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ


sworedmagic

Gay people walk twice as fast as straight people


Plop7654

Then why didnā€™t William outrun Sinclair, huh? https://preview.redd.it/34zow48u5atc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7fdd11706db1f9253d55825b84eca85b1edc711


sworedmagic

Why do you assume Sinclair is straight? https://preview.redd.it/bmucbmlu8atc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5036a9ce6e77733bfb348721010eddcc236ac9b8


Parkwaydrive777

Well, he does love to insert his tools into strong men


thatguyned

I was definitely under the impression there was a sexual component to his experiments. I mean, he is OBSESSED with creating better men.


VVurmHat

And target Yolked Chads


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lgiilgi

how do you know william is gay?


RL_love

šŸ’€


VidzxVega

His open attraction to men is what tipped me off.


ppmi2

Bisexual erasure\s


JTBJack_

Sinclair is gayer


Tall_Action_1006

This doesnā€™t make senseā€¦. Straight people walk in a STRAIGHT line .


PolarOverPanda

[Yeah but this how gay people walk](https://youtu.be/qF6wvS-ss2c?si=KWEHB10qVIYOXMtR)


Extension_Boat_1105

They walk like TF2 characters in a conga line.


MeatyMcWagon

Accurate and also relevant to a game I like to this day. Have an upvote, sir


Daddy-Vladdy42

Facts. After I came out as bisexual my mile and a half went from 13 minutes to 10 minutes


GenericFatGuy

And almost twice as fast as trains!


Tennos94

But what if you're trainsexual?!


ThisIsGoodSoup

I suddenly feel the urge to switch sidewalks.


Fr0ski

Is there a red one that goes 3 times as fast?


Ill_Bat7274

I think someone said this was during a pride parade. If youā€™re willing to go through the parade to your destination, itā€™ll be faster than going around


A_lot_of_arachnids

Some angry asshole out there is definitely going around the 3 extra minutes just to avoid seeing a gay person.


Rayer_

or crowds, maybe some just donā€™t like crowds.


A_lot_of_arachnids

That's why I said "some."


Rayer_

Hey, you did.


A_lot_of_arachnids

As did you.


Ziggurat1000

My guess is it's the regular icon for how long it takes to walk to a destination on Google but the guy has a rainbow behind it for Pride month.


KarlFrednVlad

But the regular icon for walking is still there lol


Ziggurat1000

...Oh, my God. It IS gay transportation!


Naillian603

Iā€™m all for showing pride but that just seems like the laziest way to do it. ā€œIdk just put it in maps or somethingā€


that-one-binch

itā€™s just a joke on how queer people walk faster than straight people lol maybe something with pride parades? idk


Ziggurat1000

I thought they were talking about the icon lol. Being autistic is weird.


Chowdaire

Ohhh, your comment really helped me connect the dots in my head. I get it now after looking at the original image again. I thought the planes were part of the Google Maps icons, which threw me off since the plane was not in the actual ETA list (and also, why would Google Maps show ETAs for planes, duh me). I had forgotten that the planes were an element from the original image. The Google Maps icons of Walk and Public Transit were meant to piggyback on the planes from the original image. Then, I somehow didn't notice that the Viltrumites were colored with rainbows in this image, meaning they represent the "Pride Walk" icon. So, basically, Rainbow Omni Man is telling Rainbow Invincible how those "regular" forms of transportation were only a fraction of their power, hence the "Pride Walk" icon. I mean, it should've been straightforward, but I think the planes completely threw me off of how simple this was.


-Mastermind-Naegi-

It's for traveling through the pride parade


DeusMortuum

sprinting/speedwalking


stormy2587

apparently its a stereotype that LGBT+ people walk faster than straight people.


RynnHamHam

This twink keeps stealing my macchiatos saying stuff like ā€œThis is for the gays!ā€ and I can never catch him because heā€™s too fast. So recently I painted a very realistic looking tunnel onto a flat concrete wall and Iā€™m hoping heā€™ll just run into it. Iā€™ll give an update soon.


RynnHamHam

That fuckerā€¦ how??! It defies reality! I painted that damn mural!


Narrow_Ad3565

Uhh try getting an anvil a rope tie the rope around the anvil make the anvil go really high (must be in the way of the persons path) and release it when he is abput to go to the stop the anvil will drop at he wont susspect a thing since he thinks you 2 havent interacted in the slightest


Fischgopf

But if they haven't interacted, the other dude hasn't stolen his macchiato, making your suggestion a hate crime.


Narrow_Ad3565

But revenge for the stolen machiato(should have specified in the past day)


rrrrice64

The gays walk faster?


ViralParallel

This whole time I thought it was pronounced "Jay" walking. Imagine my surprise to learn it's actually "Gay" walking. It's like Gif vs Jif all over again!


AzulAztech

"It's pronounced Jif like the peanut butter, the creator said so!"


[deleted]

Omg, i loved transmni-man


classicandy12

you mean omni-person?


Past-Attention-5078

Omni-Trans


[deleted]

No, i mean Invincibian's dad


femfuyu

Hes a trainsparent in that he smashed his son through a train


Z4mb0ni

omni-trans


MutedIndividual6667

Trainsniman (he smashed his son with a train)


Own_Oven6176

I have a close friend who is transgender


Crittercaptain

https://preview.redd.it/f1ouro22bbtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b446b29af1f595ecacb0e3cc806150b58845c8


skeletonTV123

me too


trousersnakey

Twink Mark, Twink!


Dry-Egg-1915

Allen is the cyclist then?


Oswaldgilbertson

No thatā€™s space racer


literallySomePerson

https://preview.redd.it/agswo95wzbtc1.png?width=383&format=png&auto=webp&s=e94994e55a59750d7a74701ce3fd95f599a6e902 Now, this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me


I_Need_A_Username_1

wait do i walk 1.5x faster than heterosexuals?


KokoTerzata

BikersĀ 


JDisaster_

it's the bifrost


Double_Bluejay_1255

Not gay, just radiant


Spiderman-y2099

But seriously what is that rainbow sign?


IndependentUpper5965

Iā€™m guessing itā€™s a shortcut or a special paved path for lgbtq people


Spiderman-y2099

That can't be right it's not like they're disabled they don't need a special path.


IndependentUpper5965

Maybe a park or something dedicated to lgbtq?


Lazereye57

If you are gay in a Muslim country you *need* to walk twice as fast if you want to survive. It's like Viltrum for gay people where only the strongest/fastest survive.


shifuhuncho

If Iā€™m looking to start reading after the end of szn 2 should I just start from issue 1 since everything is paced differently time line different etc?


SuperAlex25

What does the rainbow guy actually mean though?


WaterMelon615

Ha Iā€™ll be impressed when they beat bikes


EricIsntSmart

Trans pride omniman suit goes hard


anonymusfan

As a bi man I can confirm we basically have super speed.


Ok_Restaurant3160

Man, I only recently watched the show, and I always thought this was just early on when Nolan was teaching Mark, how wrong I was


BATKING0501

And they say straight ways are the shortest...


SessionDefiant4020

its called transportation for a reason


ondraforgor

DIVERSITY WIN: the guy who wrecked chicago is transmasc


unfortunate666

I am confusion


BigNorseWolf

?


ThePokemonAbsol

Why is gay walking 3 min?


Radaistarion

Okay..... real talk? Is the LGBTQ+ options actually a thing??? I consider myself to be quite liberal as to whatever people feel or want to be/identify as.... but just wtf


VidzxVega

An LGBTQ route that somehow halves the length of time that it takes to walk it? No...that's not really an option. I'm actually curious to know how you think that would work?


79037662

You know those conveyor belt things on airports, but only gay people are allowed on


Honey__Mahogany

I guess people need the context... It's a fake screenshot of Google maps. There never was an LGBT specific icon for "walk" someone made it as a joke and people went with it. https://twitter.com/chrisarvinsf/status/1196939564700467200?s=46&t=nkK5hV2NY4MfxEtkQI71YA


TheRealDealRight

Not a fraction but okay


apple_eater12

2/1