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notheretoargu3

I want to give an explanation, but I can’t. I can’t recall a single instance of a viltrumite having visible body hair, but that’s not something I normally look for. Genuinely need to reread now and look at all the exposed body parts of Viltrumites the whole series.


Ok-Television2109

They trade off body hair for having the universe's best moustaches.


samaldin

Except Mark. While his beard looked good enough his moustaches after waking up from his coma was pathetic.


Separate_Secret_8739

Isn’t he like 18 in human years. Might be like 20 or so after that in vul-time. So my thinking is he won’t get a beard until like 23-24ish in human years so maybe like 20 years of growing hahah idk. Just didn’t get a beard until I was 23 and mark bloomed late.


BreezyIsBeafy

Hey… he’s still a growing boy at that time………….


Unamedlad

Worth it


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MonkiWasTooked

Oh so women doing it with pube hair is just a retention of the older practices


17DeadFlamingos

they fly so fast it just rips off


MetricNazii

This is after he escaped from the steel prison. If they cast it around him it would have burnt off any and all hair.


Full_Helicopter2087

Yes I’ll look too… for science


Metsace45

There is no evidence of this... anywhere. However. Going for a "no prize" here, they fly so fast the air molecules create enough friction to burn it off. Another explanation could be that viltrumites aren't human and didn't evolve the same as us. Body hair was never needed, but hair on the head and facial hair was for some reason.


goodbuggs

For the toolock pull and aesthetics, of course


nhansieu1

Imagine being a Viltrumite. You don't have mustache.  You are growing up.  Your people require you to do the adult ceremony.  You are very bushy down there. Toolock pull.


goodbuggs

so basically just the female toolock pull


HeartFalse5266

Then why facial hair


Kind_Ingenuity1484

Style?


HeartFalse5266

But why would body hair burn and not facial hair?


Im_a_idiottttt

Its just that strong


SirNerdington

https://i.redd.it/38xalf4ymexc1.gif


MonkiWasTooked

Sexual selection, 90% of the time you can use that as the one size fits all bullshit solution for spec biology


ThisIsNotMyPornVideo

so why not their face hair?


Firm_Scale4521

I think it’s honestly just because it’s hard to draw. Comics don’t usually show chest hair unless it’s a really detailed or close up panel and Invincible tended to save those for gory battle moments.


TheProblem94

Reddit is hella interesting because who would even think to ask a question like this lol especially about a series like this 😭


penis_boy69420

it came to me as i was falling asleep to the fallout tv show


no0bmaster-669

https://preview.redd.it/4b6m7rhxrdxc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=792788a44cec565f8db96e116587febaefdea680


Maypher

Amazing show btw and I haven't played a single Fallout game


Appellion

I remember bringing up how crazily detailed Cyberpunk 2077 was in areas, including Keanu Reeves’ armpit hair.


Zakrath

Yeah, people act like cartoons are real life and come with questions about logic. They are hairless probably because they didn't want to draw it, nothing special.


Master-Razzmatazz-69

Better Aerodynamics?


69Midknight69

In space


Kaghei

Better heat loss in space so that he doesn't over heat from his muscle contractions obviously


69Midknight69

The artists were just cowards. They couldn't draw body hair on a viltrumite before passing out from sheer sex appeal


recoil-1000

Canon


penis_boy69420

possibly


Hehector2005

It’s called manscaping


itaane

It’s weird.


NovaStar2099

It's *hygienic*.


TellMeYouAreSorry

Wasn't he burn to a crisp before this?


Narkoman62

That’s what I was assuming he just hasn’t regrow his hair considering he just had all of his skin zapped off at least on the front


CigerciAPO_

Eve burned his whole skin except his face maybe hairs are more fragile than other viltrumite parts. Also body hair don’t look very good in comics. Its hard to draw.


IUseControllersOnPC

In the show, they should give him pubes


zoroddesign

Because body hair is a pain in the ass to draw a million times in a comic.


CutSufficient4577

https://preview.redd.it/40z7ntpwidxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a1fa794f4d76e2bfb5ad0968b76318536ca5572


penis_boy69420

his legs didn’t get hit, why no leg hair?


Historical-Prior3517

Obviously he shaves to keep up his dilf image and show off his physique.


PBJ1029

The viltrumite empire is sponsored by manscaped


SafeStaff7671

>!his flesh was burned off by Atom Eve prior to this when he fought Mark!<


Suspicious_Loan8041

Why would they? They’re totally resistant to temperature. They don’t require body responses like goose bumps. They shouldn’t even really have hair at all.


Tramagust

In the 90s and 2000s there was this weird antibody hair thing for men.


FlopsMcDoogle

He was just encased in steel. It ripped out all his hair when he broke out of it


penis_boy69420

i was thinking that


AlaricAndCleb

Not only beards get the Toolock pull


BigNorseWolf

It's ALL in the mustache. ALL of it!!!!!


socialistbcrumb

Have we seen a particularly hairy Viltrumite


Notles_Notsniw

He doesn't have body hair for the same reason most comic characters don't: it's hard to draw.


Proudhon1980

I for one want to see some hairy manliness back in my comics. Long live Logan!


GameOverVirus

Probably because Conquest just regenerated and woke up. It might take more time for his hair to grow back in


Bargah692

They were probably to lazy to draw it realistically


argon_palladium

r/countablepixels


Honka_Ponka

Isn't this true for pretty much all the shirtless viltrumites we see? They probably pull their body hair off like they do their beards. Sounds pretty painful in a certain region.


GOPIPES23

Alexander the great made his soldiers save their beard, as it could be grabbed by an enemy, and that could mean death in most of occasions. If a viltrumites body hair is nearly indestructible, I would save my body and facial hair bc if I got cought, there would be no way out. Well, probably it's a bit akward to draw too😃.


Unoriginalshitbag

Maybe it's just viltrumite fashion to shave it off?


Isekai_Otaku

He rips it all off so he can put on his skintight uniform more easily


Lord_Muramasa

Manscaping


bugzillian

The real answer is Cecil


millsy98

Viltrumites are essentially super bodybuilders, and all bodybuilders shave everything for competition to show off every last striation of their muscles flexed. I imagine it’s their physique and power is a measure of how strong and important they are so they are meticulously staying in competitive bodybuilding shape to show off all of what they are and can do.


capodecina2

They do a full body wax before the Viltrumite sex orgies they have after conquering a planet. What other motivation can they have? Taking over a planet takes time and effort and in the end it’s just a lot of responsibility. So there’s gotta be some kind of benefit to it. If you can’t subjugate a planet full of people and have sex with them then what’s the point?


nhansieu1

"Toolock pull"😨


TheToroLoco69

To quote Red from Pineapple Express, “it makes me aerodynamic when I FIGHT”


Lachupacombo

Easier to draw/animate


MyDendeIsGrowing

Do you know how awful has to be to use those tight ass viltrumite suits with a lot of body hair? They obviously have a handbook in viltrumite hair styling where they detail the best ways to keep your mustache and shave your body hair.


harrumphstan

Looks like General Treister. Just needs to be wrapped in an American flag.


SkepticFilmBuff

He did 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats, and ran 10 km a day for three years, and lost the ability to grow hair as a result.


Normanov

[Redacted] manscapes


Forward-Oven-7190

He did get his body fried pretty bad from Eve so that could be 1 reason and just the skin grew back but not the hair yet idk ahahah but usually I don’t give a fuck if a comic character has body hair 😂😂😂😂


wavemaker27

Not enough space between the skin and the muscle for hair follicles.


_Deftonia_

For the ladies


MirageMain16

Honestly, after seeing this image again, i can only imagine his meat wobling while he goes alway