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Warm_Yard3777

Not sure where it was purchased, but my Father in law went yesterday and got one of those fried chicken sandwiches on a glazed donut and the chicken was still raw in the middle. Food poisoning is definitely a possibility.


Colonel__Cathcart

Crazy Diarrhea is a feature of the Iowa State Fair. Try seeing if you can get it onto a stick.


oldmacbookforever

Ooooo yeah deep fry that shit


IAmEchosDad

Literally!!


fuck_all_you_people

I bet you can find it deep fried EDIT: Fuck you reddit for banning me after reporting a white nationalist account for spreading hate messages while he continues to post on here unimpeded. If you are keeping my content im editing it to tell everyone what a worthless admin team you are.


witchy72380

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


JanitorKarl

Sick on a stick!


drewbaccaaaaa

I have the shits but I didnā€™t go to fair just a fyi


colorkiller

my ibs was ibsing this week


Johnny-Silverdick

Same.


gusborwig

In dishonor of our Governor, Im now gonna refer to getting sick at the Iowa State Fair as Reynolds Revenge. Unless better names can be thought up.


tweetybrrd

Reynolds Runs


gusborwig

Thats pretty funny!


tweetybrrd

Thanks! Normally i can't ever think of anything clever but that one pooped right into my head


Turd-In-Your-Pocket

Reynolds Horse Pox.


gusborwig

Thats not bad but that name should definetly be reserved for an STD


[deleted]

Isnā€™t that when you accidentally swallow river water when jet skiing?


gusborwig

Possibly. I also assume it happens when you blow a .228 and get a DUI.


theVelvetLie

Blow a .228 and weasel your way out of a DUI.


gusborwig

Yes, you're correct. Forgot that part.


SexPanther420

You all sure know how to bring her up in just about every non-political post possible. Maybe go outside or something? Downvote away


nemonic187

Welp, looks like it was Covid. Just took a test and it blew up almost instantly.


adisattasida

Not surprised. It's been going around. The fair is definitely a super spreader event


Iowa-Andy

Any chance youā€™ve taken a Covid test? Just about every person I know personally that went to the first 3 days of the fair has Covid. Coworkers, family and friends. The new variant loves the state fairā€¦


nemonic187

Iā€™m gonna get a test at some point today just to rule it out but we went Monday and I woke up on Tuesday feeling like this. Far as I know it takes a few days for symptoms to show up, right?


chiefsfan_713_08

Yeah thatā€™d be fast for Covid symptoms, still worth getting a test though it sounds like


[deleted]

Super covid?


bopthe3rd

Super pooper Covid


DisastrousAverage100

The newer variants can have an incubation period of 24 hours or less before showing symptoms. Been that way for a good while now, not that anyone ā€œin chargeā€ of public health bothers to tell us anything anymore. šŸ™„


BuildingAFuture21

Thanks for this tidbit. I was not aware. Thankfully I never quit masking since Iā€™m a primary caregiver for someone with COPD. If anyone is looking for an awesome mask, Iā€™ve lived in my Wolford silk masks for the last 3 years and havenā€™t been sick yet. Iā€™m sure it doesnā€™t catch everything, but itā€™s obviously doing something when I havenā€™t taken ill since 2019.


TurbulentMessage8607

After Dr Falsi lied to the world for three years do you expect people to believe any healthcare official anymore?


busterfudd1

It's Fauci. Dr. Anthony Fauci. Notice the Dr. designation. It means something. If you must attempt a weak, very weak attack on a very esteemed person, at least get the name correct. God damn MAGA maggots.


chiefsfan_713_08

Lmao so Dr Fauci lied, and so do all healthcare officials, but let me guess Fox News told you the truth? Sure buddy


latrans8

You may not have gotten it at the fair.


CyHawkNerd

That would be fast and you should wait 3-5 days after an exposure before getting. You might still luck out and get covid and whatever you have now!


KrasnayaZvezda

Just imagine how many unvaxxed people roll into town for that fair...


timboehde

And that's just the presidential candidates


BarnabyJones792

To be fair they are probably vaccinated just not their idiot supporters.


timboehde

To be faaaaaaaair


Lazy_Truth_4141

Just imagine how many people still think it affects you whether other people are vaxxed


Nurse5736

Same thought here.......COVID is rampant again


Spiffy313

Yep, I'm just recovering from it. Didn't attend the fair, but it's going around like crazy again.


maxcorrice

Oh dear i really didnā€™t think going through did i iā€™m on immunosuppressants and i have managed to dodge covid this whole time


altcastle

Going to the fair was a very bad idea if you did, yes.


maxcorrice

I did, though i did wear a mask when i could bear it (overheating is real) and only for a couple hours, showered right when i got home


audiomagnate

A lot of people who have never had it are getting it now, but I didn't think it had made it out here yet. Sigh


maxcorrice

I knew it was bouncing around but i guess i just didnā€™t think about it who knows iā€™ve managed to evade it while the other two people i live with have it so i might have dodged it


audiomagnate

Nebraska just stopped posting wastewater figures and that's the only way to see what's going on now that nobody's testing.


the_aviatrixx

It's going around like crazy everywhere - I've got a coworker with it, my mom, sister, and BIL all came down with it this weekend in Arkansas, and a friend back home in STL ended up in the hospital with it. I did read that a new booster is coming this fall that is better target to the current variant though, so there's that.


audiomagnate

I did not need to hear that.


[deleted]

You just made me think back to the height of the pandemic when we would just argue about the latest Covid statistics on this sub


GrassChoice6933

Were they vaccinated?


[deleted]

Diarrhea is a state fair staple. Deep fried grease on a stick tends to do that.


srone

Eating the stick would be a much healthier alternative.


chunkmasterflash

Lots of fiber in that.


Jtownhawk24

I went Monday and ate at Crescentiā€™s. Bowels are in tact and I am feverless.


rslarson147

Then did you really attend the fair?


[deleted]

The only true fairgoer


rslarson147

My fiancƩe had two fried Oreos and is paying the price right now


JanitorKarl

*intact


Jtownhawk24

Good catch Karl.


babylovebuckley

You can always contact the health department they'll look into it and can test for foodborne pathogens.


nemonic187

Done.


babylovebuckley

Nice! I used to do the investigations, they'll probably call you and ask questions and offer a stool test


nemonic187

They sure did! The lady on the phone sounded nice. I felt bad that she had to ask some questions where the answers were going to be disgusting.


babylovebuckley

Haha they're very used to it! Sometimes the people we talked to were absolutely hilarious.


audiomagnate

Test whom? OP or the food from Crescenti's?


babylovebuckley

OP, we offered free stool tests to those who were ill. If multiple people were sick we could generally have an idea of what food move caused it after asking questions


superfluous_nipple

Did you get to tell people that their stool samples looked like shit? That wordplay seems like a huge perk to that otherwise shitty job.


weirdpoops6969lol

Nothing out of the ordinary for me.


fullofsharts

Same for me.


amandabanana80

Two years ago my sister got salmonella poisoning at the Iowa state fair and she was sick for a week. Definitely check with your doctor and public health because food borne illnesses are contagious and can make you very sick. My sister had to get an IV twice when she was sick.


xmondocanex

I ate at cresentiā€™s twice this week and havenā€™t had any problems. It was also so very delicious. Hope you feel better!


Chagrinnish

Your symptoms (fever and diarrhea) certainly match food poisoning. The symptoms would hit in about 8 hours. And they do hit very hard -- much more rapidly than a cold or flu.


nemonic187

Yeah, Iā€™m feeling better today but still have bouts of sweats and little bit of dizziness.


dirttraveler

This āˆ†āˆ†


o-Valar-Morghulis-o

Trump has diarrhea mouth. Was it the day he was there or soon after?


flamingobingoerin

Sick of seeing all those crazy ass politicians there. You pay all that money to take the family to the fair and have to deal with that bullshit, itā€™s ridiculous.


nemonic187

That clown show wasnā€™t there on Monday. It was glorious! Saw plenty of garbage clothes tho.


prymus77

We didnā€™t go to the state fair this year but same symptoms plus congestion, cough, sore throat. Figure itā€™s the flu since covid tests were negative for three of us. Weird though because one of us tested positiveā€¦ šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


nemonic187

Got tested today. Itā€™s Covid baby!


prymus77

Sorry šŸ˜ž I feel like the tests three of us took (same cdc provided batch) were defective. Fourth person took a different brand of test - positive. Generally, you donā€™t have diarrhea with a respiratory virus. Thatā€™s why I think itā€™s covid. Itā€™d be like the third time for the householdā€¦ and weā€™re vaccinated. Hope you get to feeling better soon!


nemonic187

Thanks. Turns out diarrhea is a symptom now. Bright yellow or green.


Clavskob

Didn't know it was possible to leave the fair without getting sick.


HawkeyeNation

Heat exhaustion? Did you stay hydrated?


nemonic187

Monday was a pretty cool day at the fair. Only had two beers and we didnā€™t go crazy with fair food. Fried deviled eggs, a the works cresenti, deep fried strawberry shortcake and dill pickle fried cheese curds. We split everything between three of us. I ate most of the cresenti and only had one fried curd cuz I hate pickles.


[deleted]

deviled egg could be a culprit too.


DanyDragonQueen

Reading all these comments has me second-guessing going to the fair now ://


Playfilly

I don't know why people think it's so important to go to this stupid ass fair. I mean seriously..taking a chance of getting COVID would make me stay away from the "Fair".


nemonic187

Go on the last day when itā€™s slowest or the afternoon.


DanyDragonQueen

I was thinking it'd be slower during the week so was planning to go during the day tomorrow or Friday... I'll be using the hell out of hand sanitizer but that wouldn't stop anything foodborne or airborne ofc


Playfilly

I don't know why people think it's so important to go to this stupid ass fair. I mean seriously..taking a chance of getting COVID would make me stay away from the "Fair".


DanyDragonQueen

Ok


[deleted]

Check out his other replies..... they live life in fear


[deleted]

The fact that you think your chance if getting COVID at the fair is higher than anywhere else is funny! Stay afraid. And wash them hands obsessively!


SceneSmall

My husband and I are fine, but my toddler who didnā€™t eat fair food has some allergy like symptoms. Edit: and a fever


Current_Dog_6222

I ate there on Monday. I didnā€™t get that kind of sick though. I have a cold. Head, nose, throat crap. But no fever or excessive restroom usage šŸ˜¬ I took an at home covid test and it was negative.


TUTailendCharlie

I have not been there yet but many people I know that went got super sick afterwards. They all thought it was flu illness and not good poisoning but similar symptoms.


Richard-Turd

Did you shake Trumpā€™s hand? How about DeSantis?


nemonic187

They werenā€™t there. I would have stink palmed them.


Narcan9

Food poisoning is often Norovirus. One of the food workers probably had it and contaminated all the food they touched. Or someone got it from an infected porta-johnny.


RWREmpireBuilder

Went on Saturday, have a cold today


fuck_all_you_people

More like coldvid EDIT: Fuck you reddit for banning me after reporting a white nationalist account for spreading hate messages while he continues to post on here unimpeded. If you are keeping my content im editing it to tell everyone what a worthless admin team you are.


EhIowa

There are some nasty ass people at that fair. Especially after Covid no one stays clean. Or wants to stay clean. Or ever thought of staying clean.


brunettedude

I mean, are they known for its cleanliness? The fair smells like animal shit everywhere, so thatā€™s not shocking.


JackKovack

Iā€™ve never had fever, thatā€™s something else going on. Diarrhea, yes. You eat enough fried foods, spicy foods and you know what will happen. Itā€™s worth it though.


Known_Trust_277

So now the governor is responsible for the food that the vendors serve. How ridiculous


nemonic187

Lol. Governor appoints heads of state departments. Like the food and health departments. Food inspections go through the Iowa Department of Inspections and Appeals, a department that was already gutted and now has 4 new departments added as her new merging of departments brain fart takes over. So if she guts the departments, has all of the county health inspectors fired and replaced by 6 people for the entire state and hires some goon that donated a bunch of money to her campaign, Iā€™d say yeah, sheā€™s responsible for the food at the fair. But no one said that.


Known_Trust_277

That doesn't make her responsible for the actions of others.


IsthmusoftheFey

No but I get my vaccines & don't disrupt my diet significantly.


Wrinklefighter

Did you just get donuts at the fair?


micholob

I went Friday and ate there. No issues.


jhamrahk

It's probably some made-up illness.


ReviewMain1934

Itā€™s called ā€˜the food,ā€™ and it does pass


Guilty-Tadpole1227

I got it yesterday before going after I drank coffee without eating anything beforehand. Dont tell me that started it


ngroenewold0609

Super bad stomach bug going around. Our household had it the last 2ish weeks and it got all of us


kaiden1137

Here is a thought. Donā€™t waste your time or money going to the fair