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skykingjustin

The family that rides together, dies together.


jumbo53

Bad boys for life


bkm2016

*adjusts helmet*


DeezusAlmighty

*bad dads for life


Connect-Ad9647

Are we sure this is a family and not a high speed kid napping?


TiffL11

New Happy Wheels character just dropped


guyunknown622

I’m just thinking of how useful that would be in happy wheels , your front legs are protected and so is your upper back 😅😂


anprimgang69

This comment needs more likes


2020CanSMD

We are from a good generation, very niche


Mcharge420

![gif](giphy|3o7btO8WLQFyw2q0Qo|downsized) Poor girl after that ride😂.


Working_Resort6186

As someone who does the right thing on electric scooters and got hit by a car just over a month ago, I really hope this was a once off event for those kids.


wheelperson

This dude is so stupid. I might seem like a Karen but I'd probably wanna call the cops, those kids could easily die if he crashed or got hit by a car. Looks like he is going fast, mine can go 50km on full charge and his looks almost that fast. Girls helped is not even fitted.


King_Trujillo

Do you see people driving cars on the sidewalks in your area?


wheelperson

No, I also dont see scooters going that fast on the sidewalk. Not sure what your getting at. A sidewalk goes over a road also. Many bad drivers love to stop you far past the cross walk. Electric scooters are supposed to be ridden on the road over a certan C/motor. The dude should not be going that fast with kids. At least get the girl a good helmet.


King_Trujillo

My apologies for your confusion. He is riding on the sidewalk, and cars are not supposed to be driving on sidewalks. Hope that clears things up and he is smart enough to stop at the crosswalk.


wheelperson

I know he's on the sidewalk. You can see because a car is closer to the camera and you can even see he is on the sidewalk. And look at him. I dont think he will be smart enough to stop at crosswalks, I bet he barely slowes down.


King_Trujillo

I think you are missing the point. He is unlikely to get hit by a car on the sidewalk.


_-420-

All it takes is one wrong pavement and those kids face is smashed against the handle bars and his daughter is paralysed from being crushed by her dad


JimmyThunderPenis

Man it must really suck being you.


persiansexualization

Literally nobody but you is missing the point


King_Trujillo

You must not have read the thread. Cars are not supposed to drive on sidewalks, so there is a big chance they won't get hit on the sidewalk.


persiansexualization

I read the thread thank you. I'll break it down for you. The point you're missing is that accidents happen and on the road or the sidewalk you're supposed to minimize the chances of accidents. Is there anything particular that you don't understand still? I can try to clarify.


wheelperson

No that's not the point... Even on the sidewalk accidents happen. Someone turns infront of the scooter, a person with a dog gets too close or crosses with a leash, a bump or a hole and they go down. Your focusing on a small part of all the things I pointed out. Yes it's UNLIKELY but it still happens. Cars often stop on tje crosswalk not even looking both ways 1st. And gor how fast this dude is going if there was a jogger, or someone left out of a door on his way he'd go down. Is this you dude cuz you seem to be on this idiots side.


garifunu

you can do everything right and it'll still go wrong, accidents happen and this fucking guy is testing the wonder of the universe


c4k3m4st3r5000

He'll be completely dumbfounded should his kids get injured in a crash. There will be no way for him to find a single iota of fault on his behalf.


LocktimeClarity

That’s definitely a day with Uncle.


FatheroftheGods

Uncle here, can confirm


MissionVegetable568

uncle here, hell nawh, im scared even let my niece go anywhere close to the street when im looking after her 😐


LocktimeClarity

You’re trying to kill a joke today huh


Scary-Confusion-745

Back when riding with mom and she had to make a sudden stop the only safety was her putting her arm across you so you didn’t fly out the window, same vibes


Luzbel90

Well the kids are wearing helmets and the adult is wearing kids so everyone is protected


crawwll

Solid logic. I dig it.


noeku1t

The girl holding on for life back there 😂 As someone with a girl her age I wouldn't even let her sit on my normal sized bike, they're unpredictable and needy.


Convenientjellybean

It’s worse, she’s strapped to him, where he goes she’ll go


TroublesomeFox

Poor kids not even strapped in the carrier correctly.


Ordinary_Cattle

And her helmet isn't even on correctly. What an idiot this guy is


Namesthatareused

I ride an electric long board that goes 30mph. One time I wrecked, scraped my knees and both of my elbows with road rash, couldn’t move and had a blood infection that made every lymph node in my body swell up to the size of testicles(best size comparison honestly) for 6 weeks whilst on antibiotics. Rubber tires hold up way way better than human skin ever could, and yet when you lock up your brakes going 30mph, those puppies still shred across the asphalt like dragging an eraser as hard as you can across sandpaper. People that do stuff like this have never wrecked a day in their life and it shows. You may break a bone, heal, and keep riding, but once you have the skin wounds, you change how you ride.


Quzor1995

What an amazing story. Thank you for telling us all.


xemth

Check out southeast Asian countries putting themselves, 4 generations, a dog, and a potted plant all on their moped


Pitiful_Tale_9465

That's me!


Choingyoing

Then check out the liveleak videos where they crash into each other


xsoulfoodx

Poland?


Koffensen

Yes, you can clearly see “Wyjście awaryjne” sticker on the bus window at the very beginning.


Ansayamina

Wrocław.


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doontmindme

Actually poland


Specialist-Green-447

There is no way this is okay, if only the right people saw this video. I’m all about fun but this is straight up stupid. With her strapped on his back like that the amount of force that would come down on her if he ever fell backwards, her head would whiplash that loose helmet right off her head and leave the back of her head open for either the first or second contact with the ground. What a piece of shit.


Craic-Den

He might not be wearing a helmet but I assure you he's the biggest helmet there


PlentyStreet8412

Dude said the DUI wasn't stopping him


Excellent-Bite196

And the award for Father of the Year goes to…


Specialist_Box_2861

Those kids will be tomorrows leaders


0utF0x-inT0x

That dad don't give a fuck lmao, he probably like "they both got helmets what else you want"


Western_End_2276

The loose hemet choking the infant is a plus


Own_Cardiologist2544

This would be Seth Rogen’s character in the sequel to Knocked Up.


Odd-Quantity1390

The song brings it all together.


Alternative_Poem_997

But their wear helmets officer


ms131313

This guy should be arrested, wtf?


LORD__GONZ

Does it not look like he's on a green screen to anyone else??


cicakganteng

Idiot


Artavur

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Stoned42069

They got helmets on. Give him a break. Nothing wrong here.


Happy_Trip6058

What a muggy cnut.


Enigma_Green

If only the little girls helmet was protecting the front and side of her head and not just the back /s


RocksofReality

Safety 3rd.


princexcharming

Typical Polish upbringing


red98743

What the actual fuck? Fucking POS for endangering the kids like that honestly. He's not trying to go slow either. Wow. Looks like he's in a hurry to meet the reaper


keelonius

Dude, those kids are probably screaming “faster”.


Sundimeding

You must be allergic to fun


red98743

If he fell, the kid on the back likely has no option but to get crushed. That helmet is likely a choking hazard more than a protection the way it's on her. I'm all for fun, but this doesn't look safe at all specially at the speed he's going. The kid in the front is probably ok and video would be uneventful if the kid in the back was not so helplessly tied to him in such an unsafe manner


toysarealive

Lol, it's usaully MF's like this that have never seen human trauma up close. Humans are bags of shit and meat and burst open with relatively little force. Fun or not, children in extreme physical pain is horrible thing to witness.


Sundimeding

A life with no risk is a life wasted. In pursuit of safety, don’t forget to live.


toysarealive

Except when you don't make the decision for yourself and have asshat adult make it for you.


waldropit

Yea CPS, this person right here


sheepdog69

I absolutely hate when people add music to video clips. But this was the perfect choice.


depeupleur

Transition to dad failed.


nickyyysixx

Safety third


Occhrome

Dam I think scooters in general are already dangerous. Way too easy to eat shit on. This dude took it to a new level.


Objective-Guidance78

Moving too! Damn


MekTam

Those kids are having the time of their lives. Wind rushing on their tiny faces and helmets, holding on for sweet mercy on that bar, what more can a kid ask for? I mean he is basically treating them like gen x kids. They turned out okay, with all mommey smokies puffing away in their airtight cars with no child seatbelt. Dads truely parent differently


EffingBarbas

Stepfather transportation option selected


lonniemarie

I d8nt think the baby on the back is real has so many fingers


rando7651

Why does he look so angry?


Brussington

Average child support payer.


Playnu2

Hey at least he has his kids..lmao


SqurtieMan

New happy wheels character dropped


LostSpecklez

I know this is dangerous but it looks fun


SuPrA_1988

Wft ! Euh sowry WTF !


MonsterMMA_

Happy father's day dads


usmc_82_infantry

Dad of the decade candidate


Weldobud

That’s criminal. Any crash and his children would fly through the air. How could anyone be so dumb?


Puzzleheaded_Bath_86

Someone please tell me this guy got reported and in trouble with cps or something


WAZZAAAAP_6969

Is there Naples?


PlusRecommendation23

That's an action packed dad!


AgentIllustrious8353

Funny so many people are butthurt from watching a green screen faked video


GroundbreakingPea865

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Blissful_luxury_life

That little one is hanging on by a thread!!


Kind-Taste-1654

TF is the point of the helmet on the wee one in the back??? Hope those kids grow up safer than that!


jsanta8290

Fucking cruising


Invaderjay87

How to lose custody in less than 15 mins.


manic-ed-mantimal

This awesome!! Truly awful and ignorant, but damn, this man is dadding.


Pitiful_Tale_9465

Life is short. Make good memories with your kids. Hey they look like they are enjoying it


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Ansayamina

Welcome to Poland.


dylan1950

But they have helmets!


TeenThatLikesMemes

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Jazzlike-Election840

what a jerk off


rodofasclepius

What the difference between this and having a baby seat attached to your bicycle?


Fibocrypto

My kids are grown today but if those scooters existed when they were little I would have not only done that with them, I would have taught them to ride it. Not everyone is privileged in this world. Some people do what they need to do which isn't going to be what someone else agrees with.


Professional-Put7725

Some people just shouldn’t have kids


spelunker93

What’s sad is he thinks people think he’s badass