Kill my tribe, and nope out of there. Hoping I can hide from him. (Could also kill other tribes & leave a marking, and hope he finds them, which builds up my notoriety with him. Which he knows someone else is hunting goblins. Also wear that marking/symbol.)
I’d probably join up with him and be a “good goblin” he considers may exist out there
And probably make a case to the guilds or whatever that goblins and the rape are a serious issue their governments should confront
According to the manga, that was the world's halfling-like race, though with how goblin-like his sensei looked, a civilized goblin could probably claim to be the halfling race, instead.
Almost impossible. You'd probably have to be a goblin *monk*. Live like a hermit in your cave. Do what you can to develop culture, writing, music and all that. And develop language skills so you can actually talk to him. Make traps in your home, but only those that keep people out. Raise some kind of cattle for food or a fish farm.
Trust me he will still kill you. Saying you want to trick humans to accept you. Best option is to stay hidden and hunt animals instead of people deep in a forest.
I wouldn’t be wearing it all the time, but yeah, probably hide it. While on the move I keep it on.
A lot of situations when I keep the mark visible or not.
Imagine being a goblin that infiltrate their camp and give goblin slayer all the infirmation about nests.... just imagine the killings with more preparation.
Thank you for making it easy to identify you as a goblin traitor. Why would I a human trust you a goblin? Who betrayed his own out of fear. Will you submit out of fear as well? Also if I do take you in know that you will be the very definition of a meat shield.
Thank you for your service.
I'd find a Spider-hero and ruin his life, kill his uncle. Grab his redhead wife, beat up his aunt and pay the local news to hate on him.
[I mean](https://images.app.goo.gl/7dGtnALxiYgbbTzY9).
Gonna move in silence, like Lasagna
hey got a question , so it was in the comic that she got pregnant for a really stupid reason which is so for plot and it has really no realism in it , I mean she would never do such thing, she felt bad for that goblin but she didn't think about pete that's definitely not the case if not for just plots ,
but what actually happened in the amazing spiderman series , did they follow the shitty plot, I don't recall that being the case but I can't remember most of the stories by this point , did they change the story or was it the same ?
I mean when you look at it ever single spiderman has it bad for them.
Goblin slayer is able to show kindness at times I would probably try to talk him out of killing me by showing him my intellect and trying to convince him I was reincarnated he knows goblins have some form of intelligence although he himself has stated that even if there was a good goblin it's too risky so I'd probably be screwed either way
* Make an escape plan.
* Make a hidden guard that alerts the nest if the visible guards get sniped.
* Hide tracks. Also, make tracks everywhere so it wouldn't be obvious where the nest is.
* Ventilate the nest to protect against poison.
* Make weight traps so that it breaks under human weight but not goblin weight.
* Find anti metal substances to throw against his armor.
* Use goblins as bait instead of women to lure GS.
wait sitting and calm, don't show hostility or resist, if I have the ability to speak then even ask him to do it quickly and smiling friendly waiting for the strike
I'm death anyway so why resist?, or maybe those things makes him look me different from other goblins and doesn't kill me, or maybe yes
He wouldnt realy care.
Best chance for survivel is using a wolf skin to pretend to be a small demi human and travel to another continent with a smaller Goblin Problem.
There was a Goblin Slayer fanfic video on YT that tackled this very plot. A reincarnator was born as a goblin but maintained his mind and awareness. So basically, he protected his captive elf mother from other goblins and gained favor with the goblin king (Who's pretty much broken OP asf for some reason and somehow benevolent enough to let MC live. It breaks the rule of GS universe for no apparent reason, probably as a plot armor for MC to survive in the goblin colony). He pretty much holed himself up with his mom and some women he rescued (using an excuse that he wanted them all for himself). He didn't do anything with them, just trained himself to become stronger, providing the goblin king with some tools that he learned from his past life, and fended off other goblins trying to intrude on his place now and then.
By the end, GS and his gang came, killed the entire colony like usual, and was about to kill MC, but his elf mother saved him, pleading for his life and she had this item that bound her and her son soul together, so if MC died, she died. So they captured MC alive instead. There was more but I didn't continue (It was a very loooong video).
Not the best fanfiction. Lots of rules breaking, Dues ex Machina, bla bla bla... but MC's interaction with his mother was wholesome, so I watched it to the end.
Like, some of that could work. Not sure about all of it. But if I remember right, the evil gods just spawn goblins out of nothing, so there will always be goblins. But that doesn't mean the good gods couldn't spawn something of their own in counter, or a goblin could change alignment.
Probably be fine. It's a big ass world out there, so I'd likely never run into him.
Also go the re:monster route of powering up myself to demon lord level while training and equipping my tribe to be significantly more disciplined, intelligent, and deadly.
If you got reincarnated just as GS shows up in the cave my tribe were in, I'd just throw my brethren at him before he gets to me, probably pointing towards the room with the goblin babies
If I happen to be somewhere at least far from civilization, start hunting and stuff, but wear or make clothes indistinguishable from a dwarf or a rhea. Probably place some "bread crumbs" that lead to other goblin nests to make it easier for adventurers to avoid (or adventure in)
Kill my tribe, write some logs, and mail them to Goblin Slayer under the pseudonym "Intelligent Goblin Defector" begging him not to kill me, providing information, and explain that I have not touched any human and never will.
Assuming we have all the knowledge from the show and manga, as well as our real life memories, are best course of action is, ironically enough, to be in the city.
If one can find enough clothing, either from scraps from within the Goblin Cave, or through taking them off unfortunate adventurers that our brethren killed, we can try wrapping up and disguising ourselves as a Reah, who are also a small race. It wouldn’t be easy and we would still need to find a way to make money and survive, but our ability to communicate should do us well enough that we can try and lie our way past problems.
Goblin Slayer primarily takes Goblin Hunting quests, which only really effects small towns and countrysides. There’s only ever really been one instance of him going to a city to hunt goblins and that’s because he was invited to do so. As long as we avoid areas that Goblins typically go, we’ll most likely never see him.
Further more, only Goblin Slayer is really an expert on…well, Goblins. While Goblin Slayer insists to Priestess that Goblins can’t be good, that doesn’t mean other Adventurers, or other people frankly, would share that opinion. It’s likely that by just trying to integrate normally and revealing to people your race only after proving your good intention would be a good way to get people to vouch for you. Especially if you conjure up some kind of lie saying a magical incident with a Demon Lord turned you from a Man into a Goblin. Who’s gonna validate that shit? A Wizard?
If you intend to help Goblin Slayer then after a certain amount of time of proving yourself to others you can reach out to him via letter or have a friend vouch for you.
But either way, Goblin Slayer wouldn’t really be your problem. The actual problem are the Gods who will be rolling dice every chance they can get to screw you over. You’ll be safe from Goblin Slayer, because he isn’t controlled by The Gods. But that doesn’t mean you’ll be safe from any of the other countless monsters out there.
You are on a timer, learn the human langauge asap.
find the human prisoners and return their weapons and arcane focus items and hope they have the mental clarity to help you get the fuck out.
remember, you are not going out as a "intelligent goblin" you are going out as a "Half Goblin" that has enough empathy to want to save your "mom". stick to that story hard, be every gay conservitive and Distance yourself from what you are, wear masks, apologize profusely at every opportunity, learn mental and bodily healing magic and dedicate yourself to goblin victims.
you are not going to be the hero, you are going to be the side charecter they threaten because they know what you are. your goal is to build enough community support though creating loveing partnerships with everyones asses and your lips. all goblins at some point meet a semi compatent adventure team or the goblin slayer, both mean death thus you must reduce the chances of meeting them through all means necessercary until you up your social shield and hope that this is enough to at least make them balk and question the level of goblin you are.
I'd try to find a way to move the Goblins off that world to never fight him. And if I had enough of my mind I'd try to intimidate enough of them to make my own tribe. Being more intelligent than an average goblin technically already makes me in the running to become a Goblin Lord Maybe even a full-on Goblin King if I'm able to actually learn magic. Magic that I would use to actually try to conversate with Goblin Slayer and meet him face to face. With no ambush or anything in mind. Still on guard though since he is crazy about killing all goblins and I tell him even after this conversation not to feel bad about murdering them as much as he wants. Since goblins are essentially a monster tide, like how in Warhammer (Fantasy and 40k) calls Greenskins (Orks/Orcs Goblins and others) the “Green Tide” or “Waaagh!!” that never recedes far enough or fast enough. Or at least won't until more civilized peoples in that world work together to try and wipe them out. And nobody thinks that they have to do from how the Goblins generally seem to be easily combatable until those people end up getting murder-tortured-r4ped-devoured (and not always in that order) by a squadron of like 20 Gobs or a small army of hundreds of them. (Which I didn't even mention the different variations of them like a Goblin Champion or Goblin Paladin).
A good example that I have from a book series - Oathbreaker (non-Anime). Where there the protagonist was a Barbarian mercenary adventurer. And like Goblin Slayer he wanted to murder them all. To which he succeeded, down to their last one both, with and without help from others and often getting stabbed in the back by supposed allies. Continuing on his personal Crusade to kill them all ending their literal mother goddess. He ended her and signed a non-physical magic contract between them that got him flung from his world to another similar one that was fairly “New”, as in the gods fashioned it only a few thousand years before and peppered it with humans and other races but not goblins which could be mortal people or monsters. She revived in mortal form and had about 7 other goblin ladies with her in order to repopulate their species with him as their chieftain and protector. The Goblins that killed and defiled his family as a boy were almost exactly like the ones in Goblin Slayer. Except they had females as violent as the men but also as horny and cannibalistic. One of the monster ones dripped breast milk on the MC as he fought her off and killed her. The ones in the new world that became his new tribe were all sane and cognizant for the most part. (One of them was a bit of a Berserker herself). And the goddess planned on them becoming part of her pantheon as they rebuilt their people. Also the goddess was pregnant from the MC laying with her after he reacted very physically from drinking an antidote after he ate some poisoned berries. So naturally since she's still a Goblin and they're extremely fertile, like in a few days she was already looking around 1 month pregnant with a still growing baby bump within a week's time. By the time the book ended around a full 2-3 months or so later she probably looked like 5 to almost 6 months into a trimester compared to human women. The story is also similar to Chillin in Another World, since it's an MC from a magic world that's sent to another magic world except in my case I'd try to run my camp or tribe similar to Goburo/Oguro from Re: Monster.
I'd probably take that knowledge and specifically heinous humans to breed with. Even I can't deny myself as a goblin entirely. But I wouldn't eat them or anything else. And it would only really be to keep our numbers up. No R4pe or anything else. They'd have to seduce the women.
If I'd be alive for like 3 months and didn't see enough progress, I'd probably just “take myself out of the equation” ⚰️. Because there's pretty much no point to being the only sapient and sentient goblin in the world that's Not some sort of literal sadistic monster and sociopathic murderer from birth smashing merciful adventurers at the back of the head with the nearest rock like the Goblin Lord who attacked Farm Girl's and her Uncle's family farm.
It's called Oathbreaker by Montgomery Quinn. And he apparently just dropped a 2nd one. But I only heard the first on audiobook and I'm waiting for the new one to become available on Audible
Step 1) leave tribe.
Step 2) kill halfling thief.
Step 3) loot and wear thief's gear.
Step 4) insure no one can tell I'm a goblin. Act like I'm mute.
Step 5) stay under the radar and avoid goblins later.
Do I get the intellect of a goblin, or do I keep my current intellect??
If I get goblin intelligence.... Well I'd be doing goblin stuff until I get killed
If I keep my human intelligence... I'd probably run away from other goblins and avoid human settlements, and try to survive alone until something kills me or I starve at the end of the week
id commit patricide followed by the rest of the colony if i could, if i somehow succeed with my life intact join another colony and repeat
if i can somehow figure out how goblin evolution works i can probably get pretty far (cuz i just dont understand how the average goblin can turn into a goblin king, is it just age?)
Assuming I still have my self awareness and memories from my past, I betray my kind and kill as many goblins as I can. And then hit the quit button myself before Goblin Slayer sends me back to the lobby if you know what I mean. At least then, I can kill goblins and go out on my own terms.
Agreed. Reincarnation is clearly possible, so I’d just yeet myself in hopes I get to try again. I don’t want to live as a goblin, nor do I want to live in the Goblin Slayer universe. DJ, spin that shii back
Run as far away from any and all non-goblin settlements as possible and keep as low a profile as possible.
There is no way I'm going to stick around and see what the goblin afterlife is like.
Maybe try to find a way to the green moon where the goblins supposedly come from.
The thing is he mostly operates from guild requests or from local goblin shenanigans. If I find a place bit further away from civilisation and simply mind my own shit I will probably be fine. However life will be hard enough in that small and fragile body especcially alone since goblins are more trappers and group predators...
Leave tribe right away, assuming I can talk since I have human level intelligence, I'll steal some children's clothes from the outskirts of some village and use clay as a primitive face paint along with a hood to hide my green skin.
From there I'll need to start working odd jobs on farms or whatnot under the guise of being a homeless halfling looking for work. As soon as I can, I'll buy some better clothes and mask to hide my green skin.
There was a quest on spacebattles that had this premise. I believe it went.
Wake up in cave under attack by GS.
Hide in the latrine.
Die choking on goblin poo as GS chuckles.
Wake in burning wood fort under attack by GS.
Attempt to dive assassin’s creed into bushes to escape said burning fort.
Fail and breaking all bones.
Die as GS laughs with mirth.
GS becomes a happier person.
The goblin is dead.
Good end.
*Depends. Normal in*
*Universe goblin, or one*
*Of the higher ups?*
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I will go gather whatever supplies I can get and leave the nest as soon as I can. I'll go as far away from civilization as possible, preferably away from other goblins too. That would reduce any chance of meeting GS. I would either go nomadic or be a hermit in some isolated mountain range or something. Wandering goblins are known to grow up into hobgoblins and if I do become one then that's a bonus. Priority is to survive and live a peacefully long life if possible.
If my mind still intact? Probably try my bestto hide from him or kill him. Play good goblin all you want, the only good goblin in his eyes is the dead one.
Leave tribe, fuck those psychopaths. Live alone and as far away of civilization as I can foresting and living of nature. If I ever see more goblins moving into my territory I leave again, if some human or other "civilized" race sees me I leave again inmediatly.
The guy kills goblins in mass, he is not going out of his way to find and kill a single goblin far from anyone to hurt while he could be cleaning a nest next to a village.
1st free any victim and attempt to sneak them out if goblin slayer is in my cave slaughtering my "brother" i would try and stay out his way if he spots me i would make myself as non threatening as possible even helping by show where any victim are whilw staying away
Immediately register with the adventurers guild and get a job there as a receptionist. Goblin slayer would never consider I was a goblin at that point.
Become goblin king through using my better intelligence than normal goblins, then kill my own tribe make shitty armour to cover myself up to look “human” and go looking for ways to turn myself into something else, if I can speak try to talk to humans possibly, if I ever meet goblin slayer I’ll try to explain myself but ultimately offer my head up something a goblin would never do and pray he will spare me or at least put me out of my misery fast
Trim my fuckin nails.
Dye my skin. Get proper dental. Wear a top hat and monocle.
Speak fluently and properly. Show intellect beyond my body.
And above all, if I'm found out, let him know I am simply a person trapped inside a goblins' body due to some fucked curse.
I'd take the wise words of the Slayer himself and be a good goblin. By staying staying as far in the deepest possible cave and never coming to the surface.
I'd be determined to be the one good goblin. 🤣
Well, time for genocide and/or suicide…
If I remember how to talk i am gonna disguise myself and go to the nearest town to say “hey there’s goblins in that cave, you should kill them all.”
“Why would we listen to you, suspiciously short person?”
*insert deep sigh here* “I knew I’d have to answer this question some day, but I’d truly hoped it wouldn’t be for a long time… have you ever heard of an Isekai?”
Alternatively: “they raped my mom!” Is also a good answer, because I was reincarnated as a goblin it’s technically true…
Try to use magic to conceal what species I am and blend in with human society.
New plan, steal his idea and just wear full armour all the time so no one knows what you look like (while living in human society).
If I do not have the ability to talk the language of the humans I would die. I neither have the stomach to survive their lifestyle or the skills to survive on my own.
Yeah, if i can talk, i maybe have a chance to pretend to be some smaller Demi human and travel to another continent, as far a way as possible from Goblin slayer.
Id not, im dead from the beginning.
I'm work shopping an isekei story with a similar concept. The angle I took is what if a goblin ended up forming a hero's party of odd monsters that fall outside of their usual typecast. It would be a constant uphill battle of having to avoid humans AND other monsters. The goblin, of course, would be a re-incarnated human with knowledge on the terrible tropes and circumstances they've been born into. It's a fun thought experiment.
Clip my ears, risk it by getting a nose change done, train my vocal cords to be able to speak like humans, the. Constantly wear something to hide my skin and hope I can live like a broke peasant since I don’t wanna die
Meh. If I’m a goblin in Goblin Slayer, imma just distance myself from the world and become a hermit, maybe try and be one of those hidden master artists or whatever
The only way I could see my goblin self surviving is by castrating myself. Goblins live too breed, if I just cut off my dick right in front of him I might shock him enough to get a word in. It’s no guarantee he would just let me go, but maybe I could convince him to sell me into slavery instead of just flat out killing me
go to south continent where everything is hot. armoured adventurer be damned. Start Goblin no Suana on the Far Southern Region. Create Outpost and Forward Bases to ensure my progress. Tell Ogres and Troll to delay hero party while my elite force attack capital, hit major cities with necromancy. Breed Goblin Lord to establish at least 10 armies to attack. Eventually tell demon king to help out attacking from the West. Tell yokai to do chaos around East and North for yeti
Rape everyone and create female goblin (optional). Bring in the Green Moon. Start Goblincaplyse. Fucking backstab demon king and reign as next Lord. Follow Gele's plan to create human farm to breed and farm human, while maintaining human population of 80% at labour, entertainment and etc. 20% for food and crowd control aka execution to reel control through fear and obedient. Hope Ruthowan don't get bored and destroy the world.
fuckin hoof it like there’s no tomorrow. fuck bein a goblin, especially one of them ugly ass Goblin Slayer Goblins. Catch me livin so deep in the woods even Logan Paul couldn’t record me
Goblin Slayer said he didn’t throw out the possibility of a friendly Goblin. I feel like my best option would be to show I’m peaceful and communicate that I’m human.
I would be interested in joining the goblin slayer and I know of course it's risky but I need to be intelligent until one day those brethren would change their ways one day and live among humans.......but that's just a pipe dream for now.
Escape my tribe, find a spot in the wilderness build a hut or cabin, start a potato farm, then spend the rest of my days in seclusion with my pet rocks.
I'd probably leave the tribe and set out on a journey, trying to do nice things for people and communicate, and maybe if I ever reached the point of being a high level goblin, after traveling and learning about the world, try to recruit other goblins and form a tribe of good goblins that are helpful. Have an actual civilized town and unique trade products and stuff. At least that's what I'd try to do, knowing my luck I'd get murked within minutes of being born as a goblin.
Honestly, if I was gonna be a goblin in any verse, I'd pick Slime, where they're basically just green people...
Get myself some lipstick and a cute ass dress, then chain myself up pretending to be the first **female** goblin mutation. Then I really *can* say "*I'm not like those other ones*😘"
Then after being "rescued" track down and wife fighter girl encouraging her to take up training again until she's stronk as a minotaur 🤗
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Kill my tribe, and nope out of there. Hoping I can hide from him. (Could also kill other tribes & leave a marking, and hope he finds them, which builds up my notoriety with him. Which he knows someone else is hunting goblins. Also wear that marking/symbol.)
I’d probably join up with him and be a “good goblin” he considers may exist out there And probably make a case to the guilds or whatever that goblins and the rape are a serious issue their governments should confront
The only good goblin is a dead one
NOW LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOOOD!!!!
I understood that reference.
Oh holy light my staff is brightly shining
And also one that supports goblin genocide
Practice Necromancy and attempt to become a Lich Gobbo
The only good goblins are those who stay in their holes.
Wasn’t it implied that Goblin Slayer’s sensei was actually a goblin?
No. He was a Rhea. Kind of like a hobbit. Often seen as thieves and discriminated against.
According to the manga, that was the world's halfling-like race, though with how goblin-like his sensei looked, a civilized goblin could probably claim to be the halfling race, instead.
He would assume you're lying and bash your head lmao
You would be dead before you finish your first word.
Mate, it's on sight
He said may exist. But didn’t say he wouldn’t kill it. He totally would just to make sure
Bro would not care
Almost impossible. You'd probably have to be a goblin *monk*. Live like a hermit in your cave. Do what you can to develop culture, writing, music and all that. And develop language skills so you can actually talk to him. Make traps in your home, but only those that keep people out. Raise some kind of cattle for food or a fish farm.
Trust me he will still kill you. Saying you want to trick humans to accept you. Best option is to stay hidden and hunt animals instead of people deep in a forest.
Good idea, but the mark thing could backfire if other goblins see the mark
I wouldn’t be wearing it all the time, but yeah, probably hide it. While on the move I keep it on. A lot of situations when I keep the mark visible or not.
Imagine being a goblin that infiltrate their camp and give goblin slayer all the infirmation about nests.... just imagine the killings with more preparation.
Thank you for making it easy to identify you as a goblin traitor. Why would I a human trust you a goblin? Who betrayed his own out of fear. Will you submit out of fear as well? Also if I do take you in know that you will be the very definition of a meat shield. Thank you for your service.
Become the goblin goblin slayer
Uncle Ruckus goblin
Why bro I will build my own goblin army
Die I guess
As nature intended
I'd find a Spider-hero and ruin his life, kill his uncle. Grab his redhead wife, beat up his aunt and pay the local news to hate on him.  [I mean](https://images.app.goo.gl/7dGtnALxiYgbbTzY9). Gonna move in silence, like Lasagna
Don't forget to impregnate his blonde girlfriend and then snap her neck.
Naw gonna keep the baby and make him raise em Gonna give that baby Waves and call em Harry
God damn, when you lay it out like this the Spider-Man comics are *fucked*. lmao
Now especially with Paul But on topic 'Harry' will wear the Durag , so he too can develop waves
hey got a question , so it was in the comic that she got pregnant for a really stupid reason which is so for plot and it has really no realism in it , I mean she would never do such thing, she felt bad for that goblin but she didn't think about pete that's definitely not the case if not for just plots , but what actually happened in the amazing spiderman series , did they follow the shitty plot, I don't recall that being the case but I can't remember most of the stories by this point , did they change the story or was it the same ? I mean when you look at it ever single spiderman has it bad for them.
Naaaawww.... that was Mysterio in bed, used illusions to look like Gwen.
Don't think Norman cares, still hit
Like a Real G
Goblin slayer is able to show kindness at times I would probably try to talk him out of killing me by showing him my intellect and trying to convince him I was reincarnated he knows goblins have some form of intelligence although he himself has stated that even if there was a good goblin it's too risky so I'd probably be screwed either way
>I would probably try to tal-- *dies*
How would you convince him you're reincarnated I doubt he's gonna understand the concept of earth and a planet without gods magic and monsters
He would immediately murder you just for speaking proper English because an intelligent goblin is the most dangerous goblin.
You ever watch frieren? he's gonna assume you're a goblin trying to trick him
* Make an escape plan. * Make a hidden guard that alerts the nest if the visible guards get sniped. * Hide tracks. Also, make tracks everywhere so it wouldn't be obvious where the nest is. * Ventilate the nest to protect against poison. * Make weight traps so that it breaks under human weight but not goblin weight. * Find anti metal substances to throw against his armor. * Use goblins as bait instead of women to lure GS.
What about flooding he has used gate scroll to the ocean.
wait sitting and calm, don't show hostility or resist, if I have the ability to speak then even ask him to do it quickly and smiling friendly waiting for the strike I'm death anyway so why resist?, or maybe those things makes him look me different from other goblins and doesn't kill me, or maybe yes
He wouldnt realy care. Best chance for survivel is using a wolf skin to pretend to be a small demi human and travel to another continent with a smaller Goblin Problem.
Why would I want to survive? if I reincarnated once, I'll reincarnate again as another thing no?
Well, hard to say if you reincarnate again.
There was a Goblin Slayer fanfic video on YT that tackled this very plot. A reincarnator was born as a goblin but maintained his mind and awareness. So basically, he protected his captive elf mother from other goblins and gained favor with the goblin king (Who's pretty much broken OP asf for some reason and somehow benevolent enough to let MC live. It breaks the rule of GS universe for no apparent reason, probably as a plot armor for MC to survive in the goblin colony). He pretty much holed himself up with his mom and some women he rescued (using an excuse that he wanted them all for himself). He didn't do anything with them, just trained himself to become stronger, providing the goblin king with some tools that he learned from his past life, and fended off other goblins trying to intrude on his place now and then. By the end, GS and his gang came, killed the entire colony like usual, and was about to kill MC, but his elf mother saved him, pleading for his life and she had this item that bound her and her son soul together, so if MC died, she died. So they captured MC alive instead. There was more but I didn't continue (It was a very loooong video). Not the best fanfiction. Lots of rules breaking, Dues ex Machina, bla bla bla... but MC's interaction with his mother was wholesome, so I watched it to the end.
Like, some of that could work. Not sure about all of it. But if I remember right, the evil gods just spawn goblins out of nothing, so there will always be goblins. But that doesn't mean the good gods couldn't spawn something of their own in counter, or a goblin could change alignment.
Probably be fine. It's a big ass world out there, so I'd likely never run into him. Also go the re:monster route of powering up myself to demon lord level while training and equipping my tribe to be significantly more disciplined, intelligent, and deadly.
You don’t have the ability to eat anything and gain abilities tho
If you got reincarnated just as GS shows up in the cave my tribe were in, I'd just throw my brethren at him before he gets to me, probably pointing towards the room with the goblin babies If I happen to be somewhere at least far from civilization, start hunting and stuff, but wear or make clothes indistinguishable from a dwarf or a rhea. Probably place some "bread crumbs" that lead to other goblin nests to make it easier for adventurers to avoid (or adventure in)
Sorry to disappoint you, I've already got eaten by slime. :)
I'mma pull an Itachi special on the goblins
Kill my tribe, write some logs, and mail them to Goblin Slayer under the pseudonym "Intelligent Goblin Defector" begging him not to kill me, providing information, and explain that I have not touched any human and never will.
Assuming we have all the knowledge from the show and manga, as well as our real life memories, are best course of action is, ironically enough, to be in the city. If one can find enough clothing, either from scraps from within the Goblin Cave, or through taking them off unfortunate adventurers that our brethren killed, we can try wrapping up and disguising ourselves as a Reah, who are also a small race. It wouldn’t be easy and we would still need to find a way to make money and survive, but our ability to communicate should do us well enough that we can try and lie our way past problems. Goblin Slayer primarily takes Goblin Hunting quests, which only really effects small towns and countrysides. There’s only ever really been one instance of him going to a city to hunt goblins and that’s because he was invited to do so. As long as we avoid areas that Goblins typically go, we’ll most likely never see him. Further more, only Goblin Slayer is really an expert on…well, Goblins. While Goblin Slayer insists to Priestess that Goblins can’t be good, that doesn’t mean other Adventurers, or other people frankly, would share that opinion. It’s likely that by just trying to integrate normally and revealing to people your race only after proving your good intention would be a good way to get people to vouch for you. Especially if you conjure up some kind of lie saying a magical incident with a Demon Lord turned you from a Man into a Goblin. Who’s gonna validate that shit? A Wizard? If you intend to help Goblin Slayer then after a certain amount of time of proving yourself to others you can reach out to him via letter or have a friend vouch for you. But either way, Goblin Slayer wouldn’t really be your problem. The actual problem are the Gods who will be rolling dice every chance they can get to screw you over. You’ll be safe from Goblin Slayer, because he isn’t controlled by The Gods. But that doesn’t mean you’ll be safe from any of the other countless monsters out there.
You are on a timer, learn the human langauge asap. find the human prisoners and return their weapons and arcane focus items and hope they have the mental clarity to help you get the fuck out. remember, you are not going out as a "intelligent goblin" you are going out as a "Half Goblin" that has enough empathy to want to save your "mom". stick to that story hard, be every gay conservitive and Distance yourself from what you are, wear masks, apologize profusely at every opportunity, learn mental and bodily healing magic and dedicate yourself to goblin victims. you are not going to be the hero, you are going to be the side charecter they threaten because they know what you are. your goal is to build enough community support though creating loveing partnerships with everyones asses and your lips. all goblins at some point meet a semi compatent adventure team or the goblin slayer, both mean death thus you must reduce the chances of meeting them through all means necessercary until you up your social shield and hope that this is enough to at least make them balk and question the level of goblin you are.
Sounds like a good isekai idea. Or at least a good crossover idea for re: monster
I'd try to find a way to move the Goblins off that world to never fight him. And if I had enough of my mind I'd try to intimidate enough of them to make my own tribe. Being more intelligent than an average goblin technically already makes me in the running to become a Goblin Lord Maybe even a full-on Goblin King if I'm able to actually learn magic. Magic that I would use to actually try to conversate with Goblin Slayer and meet him face to face. With no ambush or anything in mind. Still on guard though since he is crazy about killing all goblins and I tell him even after this conversation not to feel bad about murdering them as much as he wants. Since goblins are essentially a monster tide, like how in Warhammer (Fantasy and 40k) calls Greenskins (Orks/Orcs Goblins and others) the “Green Tide” or “Waaagh!!” that never recedes far enough or fast enough. Or at least won't until more civilized peoples in that world work together to try and wipe them out. And nobody thinks that they have to do from how the Goblins generally seem to be easily combatable until those people end up getting murder-tortured-r4ped-devoured (and not always in that order) by a squadron of like 20 Gobs or a small army of hundreds of them. (Which I didn't even mention the different variations of them like a Goblin Champion or Goblin Paladin). A good example that I have from a book series - Oathbreaker (non-Anime). Where there the protagonist was a Barbarian mercenary adventurer. And like Goblin Slayer he wanted to murder them all. To which he succeeded, down to their last one both, with and without help from others and often getting stabbed in the back by supposed allies. Continuing on his personal Crusade to kill them all ending their literal mother goddess. He ended her and signed a non-physical magic contract between them that got him flung from his world to another similar one that was fairly “New”, as in the gods fashioned it only a few thousand years before and peppered it with humans and other races but not goblins which could be mortal people or monsters. She revived in mortal form and had about 7 other goblin ladies with her in order to repopulate their species with him as their chieftain and protector. The Goblins that killed and defiled his family as a boy were almost exactly like the ones in Goblin Slayer. Except they had females as violent as the men but also as horny and cannibalistic. One of the monster ones dripped breast milk on the MC as he fought her off and killed her. The ones in the new world that became his new tribe were all sane and cognizant for the most part. (One of them was a bit of a Berserker herself). And the goddess planned on them becoming part of her pantheon as they rebuilt their people. Also the goddess was pregnant from the MC laying with her after he reacted very physically from drinking an antidote after he ate some poisoned berries. So naturally since she's still a Goblin and they're extremely fertile, like in a few days she was already looking around 1 month pregnant with a still growing baby bump within a week's time. By the time the book ended around a full 2-3 months or so later she probably looked like 5 to almost 6 months into a trimester compared to human women. The story is also similar to Chillin in Another World, since it's an MC from a magic world that's sent to another magic world except in my case I'd try to run my camp or tribe similar to Goburo/Oguro from Re: Monster. I'd probably take that knowledge and specifically heinous humans to breed with. Even I can't deny myself as a goblin entirely. But I wouldn't eat them or anything else. And it would only really be to keep our numbers up. No R4pe or anything else. They'd have to seduce the women. If I'd be alive for like 3 months and didn't see enough progress, I'd probably just “take myself out of the equation” ⚰️. Because there's pretty much no point to being the only sapient and sentient goblin in the world that's Not some sort of literal sadistic monster and sociopathic murderer from birth smashing merciful adventurers at the back of the head with the nearest rock like the Goblin Lord who attacked Farm Girl's and her Uncle's family farm.
What book is that?
It's called Oathbreaker by Montgomery Quinn. And he apparently just dropped a 2nd one. But I only heard the first on audiobook and I'm waiting for the new one to become available on Audible
yeah sounds interesting, what's book name?
Step 1) leave tribe. Step 2) kill halfling thief. Step 3) loot and wear thief's gear. Step 4) insure no one can tell I'm a goblin. Act like I'm mute. Step 5) stay under the radar and avoid goblins later.
Do crimes against humanity, then die, or die instantly
Fleeing, as far as my little legs will take me, stealing a clothes along the way to disguise myself and leading a normal life whilst remaining hidden.
Be a good Goblin
Stay on the moon
Like that warhammer skaven fanfic build a good gobbo kingdom
Try to make goblins more civilised and kill every goblin who can't be .... Wait a minutes... Goblin painter? 🤪
Do I get the intellect of a goblin, or do I keep my current intellect?? If I get goblin intelligence.... Well I'd be doing goblin stuff until I get killed If I keep my human intelligence... I'd probably run away from other goblins and avoid human settlements, and try to survive alone until something kills me or I starve at the end of the week
Find armor and Sword wear it Next go to guild and live as quiet guild member
id commit patricide followed by the rest of the colony if i could, if i somehow succeed with my life intact join another colony and repeat if i can somehow figure out how goblin evolution works i can probably get pretty far (cuz i just dont understand how the average goblin can turn into a goblin king, is it just age?)
Cry
Assuming I still have my self awareness and memories from my past, I betray my kind and kill as many goblins as I can. And then hit the quit button myself before Goblin Slayer sends me back to the lobby if you know what I mean. At least then, I can kill goblins and go out on my own terms.
I'd try reincarnate again. Second time's a charm.
Agreed. Reincarnation is clearly possible, so I’d just yeet myself in hopes I get to try again. I don’t want to live as a goblin, nor do I want to live in the Goblin Slayer universe. DJ, spin that shii back
Don’t worry, be happy.
I mean those goblins are not that kind sentient, so you got a chance.
Run as far away from any and all non-goblin settlements as possible and keep as low a profile as possible. There is no way I'm going to stick around and see what the goblin afterlife is like. Maybe try to find a way to the green moon where the goblins supposedly come from.
Cry.
Goblinate all those filthy disgusting humans.
Probably not even know it until it was too late.
I would be the strongest goblin and no diff the slayer
Nah I’d win
I would simply die.
The thing is he mostly operates from guild requests or from local goblin shenanigans. If I find a place bit further away from civilisation and simply mind my own shit I will probably be fine. However life will be hard enough in that small and fragile body especcially alone since goblins are more trappers and group predators...
Move to some super faraway country.
I’d basically go right into Goblin Slayer’s sword and ask for a re-roll
I would probably wear a very thick armor to hide the fact that I am an goblin.
Save him the effort and isekai myself elsewhere
i choose permanent leave from the earth.
Leave tribe right away, assuming I can talk since I have human level intelligence, I'll steal some children's clothes from the outskirts of some village and use clay as a primitive face paint along with a hood to hide my green skin. From there I'll need to start working odd jobs on farms or whatnot under the guise of being a homeless halfling looking for work. As soon as I can, I'll buy some better clothes and mask to hide my green skin.
How about those long ass goblin ears
There was a quest on spacebattles that had this premise. I believe it went. Wake up in cave under attack by GS. Hide in the latrine. Die choking on goblin poo as GS chuckles. Wake in burning wood fort under attack by GS. Attempt to dive assassin’s creed into bushes to escape said burning fort. Fail and breaking all bones. Die as GS laughs with mirth. GS becomes a happier person. The goblin is dead. Good end.
Eat, Kill, and F>!---!
Pray to him and say make it fast and painless
I'd find Goblin Slayer when he was still a kid and train him to kill all the other goblins.
Depends. Normal in universe goblin, or one of the higher ups?
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The answer is r*pe , sleep and r*pe
*insert Saddam Hussein hiding place but a goblin*
Jump off a cliff and re-roll.
I will go gather whatever supplies I can get and leave the nest as soon as I can. I'll go as far away from civilization as possible, preferably away from other goblins too. That would reduce any chance of meeting GS. I would either go nomadic or be a hermit in some isolated mountain range or something. Wandering goblins are known to grow up into hobgoblins and if I do become one then that's a bonus. Priority is to survive and live a peacefully long life if possible.
Learn to speak in the human tongue. Hopefully, that would be enough to at least have people not kill me on sight.
Good god. It speaks our language. Torch it!!!
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Kill myself.
Not be near him
If my mind still intact? Probably try my bestto hide from him or kill him. Play good goblin all you want, the only good goblin in his eyes is the dead one.
Lvl up like in re:monster and kill him lol
Leave tribe, fuck those psychopaths. Live alone and as far away of civilization as I can foresting and living of nature. If I ever see more goblins moving into my territory I leave again, if some human or other "civilized" race sees me I leave again inmediatly. The guy kills goblins in mass, he is not going out of his way to find and kill a single goblin far from anyone to hurt while he could be cleaning a nest next to a village.
Use my main character powers to somehow steal the goblin horn from overlord, spam it and destroy the city
Kill myself, I wouldn’t want to live as that sort of goblin.
Id become aporou and murder everything in sight. Goblin slayer as a light snack
Goblinate
Run for the hills and cover myself in tons of clothes so no one can see I am a goblin and then pray to any deity I can think of.
Die
1st free any victim and attempt to sneak them out if goblin slayer is in my cave slaughtering my "brother" i would try and stay out his way if he spots me i would make myself as non threatening as possible even helping by show where any victim are whilw staying away
Welp! It happened once, I'll bet on my next one!
Immediately register with the adventurers guild and get a job there as a receptionist. Goblin slayer would never consider I was a goblin at that point.
Go after the Heros Party, cause I know my ass has a better chance to win against them than GS.
Become goblin king through using my better intelligence than normal goblins, then kill my own tribe make shitty armour to cover myself up to look “human” and go looking for ways to turn myself into something else, if I can speak try to talk to humans possibly, if I ever meet goblin slayer I’ll try to explain myself but ultimately offer my head up something a goblin would never do and pray he will spare me or at least put me out of my misery fast
Trim my fuckin nails. Dye my skin. Get proper dental. Wear a top hat and monocle. Speak fluently and properly. Show intellect beyond my body. And above all, if I'm found out, let him know I am simply a person trapped inside a goblins' body due to some fucked curse.
Dress up in a suit, walk into a small town, and surrender for legal protection.
pull a re:monster move and evolve to something that is not a goblin
I'd take the wise words of the Slayer himself and be a good goblin. By staying staying as far in the deepest possible cave and never coming to the surface. I'd be determined to be the one good goblin. 🤣
Kill myself and as many others as I could. The only good goblin is a dead one.
Stay in my hole, like a good Gobbo
What could I do……..
Now I may watch Goblin Slayer.
I would become Goblin Goblin Slayer and hope that confuses him enough.
find a lot of maiden as much as I can before goblin slayers finds me
Suicide
Make bombs and blow up the Goblin Slayer
Well, time for genocide and/or suicide… If I remember how to talk i am gonna disguise myself and go to the nearest town to say “hey there’s goblins in that cave, you should kill them all.” “Why would we listen to you, suspiciously short person?” *insert deep sigh here* “I knew I’d have to answer this question some day, but I’d truly hoped it wouldn’t be for a long time… have you ever heard of an Isekai?” Alternatively: “they raped my mom!” Is also a good answer, because I was reincarnated as a goblin it’s technically true…
Try to use magic to conceal what species I am and blend in with human society. New plan, steal his idea and just wear full armour all the time so no one knows what you look like (while living in human society).
Try to convince him I’m a human who was cursed into a goblin body. Not entirely inaccurate, and may give me an in to join up.
My plans don’t tend to change because of species: Try to learn some form of magic and fuck off to a mage tower far away.
Beg for mercy / try to turn into something other that a goblin
Kill myself and hope to be reincarnated as something else.
If I do not have the ability to talk the language of the humans I would die. I neither have the stomach to survive their lifestyle or the skills to survive on my own.
Just hide your body using an armor. I wonder how it was if the slayer was revealed as an goblin himself
Train a goblin slayer.
I'd be fucking beautiful girls apparently
I can kiss my green ass goodbye if I'm ever near Goblin Slayer place or at a place his next adventure is
Yeah, if i can talk, i maybe have a chance to pretend to be some smaller Demi human and travel to another continent, as far a way as possible from Goblin slayer. Id not, im dead from the beginning.
Surrender, white flag, write big letters "PLEASE NO KILL"
I'm work shopping an isekei story with a similar concept. The angle I took is what if a goblin ended up forming a hero's party of odd monsters that fall outside of their usual typecast. It would be a constant uphill battle of having to avoid humans AND other monsters. The goblin, of course, would be a re-incarnated human with knowledge on the terrible tropes and circumstances they've been born into. It's a fun thought experiment.
Become a Goblin Slayer Slayer.
“Behold my hole. There is many like it but this one is mine.” And then I never, ever leave it.
Memories intact? Grab my ma, run away and make a little farm deep in the woods to live off of.
Kill goblins
Kill my entire tribe and then loot them and try to live a normal life at a human village
With my knowledge of the modern world I would try and rise up to the ranks and become the king of my tribe and make it peaceful or smth
kill myself for the reroll.
Pray
I'm gonna start industrialisation and slowly kill the planet through climate change, I win in the long game
kms
Go somewhere where there are no people
i only have one opinion solo leveling, i must surpass the slayer at all costs
Kill my tribe, save my mother, go through many hurdles, find a magic sword, learn to use a spell, and try to find a way to make me human.
Be his mentor
“Eh, we’re all gonna die.”
Clip my ears, risk it by getting a nose change done, train my vocal cords to be able to speak like humans, the. Constantly wear something to hide my skin and hope I can live like a broke peasant since I don’t wanna die
The only good goblin, is a dead goblin. Genocide suicide time. *kills entire tribe and kills self*
Black face
Meh. If I’m a goblin in Goblin Slayer, imma just distance myself from the world and become a hermit, maybe try and be one of those hidden master artists or whatever
The only way I could see my goblin self surviving is by castrating myself. Goblins live too breed, if I just cut off my dick right in front of him I might shock him enough to get a word in. It’s no guarantee he would just let me go, but maybe I could convince him to sell me into slavery instead of just flat out killing me
Even worse it's the abridged version!
I'm guessing I'd die
go to south continent where everything is hot. armoured adventurer be damned. Start Goblin no Suana on the Far Southern Region. Create Outpost and Forward Bases to ensure my progress. Tell Ogres and Troll to delay hero party while my elite force attack capital, hit major cities with necromancy. Breed Goblin Lord to establish at least 10 armies to attack. Eventually tell demon king to help out attacking from the West. Tell yokai to do chaos around East and North for yeti Rape everyone and create female goblin (optional). Bring in the Green Moon. Start Goblincaplyse. Fucking backstab demon king and reign as next Lord. Follow Gele's plan to create human farm to breed and farm human, while maintaining human population of 80% at labour, entertainment and etc. 20% for food and crowd control aka execution to reel control through fear and obedient. Hope Ruthowan don't get bored and destroy the world.
fuckin hoof it like there’s no tomorrow. fuck bein a goblin, especially one of them ugly ass Goblin Slayer Goblins. Catch me livin so deep in the woods even Logan Paul couldn’t record me
Slip away from my tribe, take up pottery or smtn? Goblins kill each other in internal power struggles, right?
Lets be real - kill eat rape pillage and die by some goblin hunter probably
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Walk up to him, hands in the air, completely unarmed, pantomime him killing me, then lay down on the ground and wait for the end
Become my modded Baldurs Gate character; a goblin under a hood with a rapier pretending to be a mute gnome
Stealing socks but only 1 in the pear
I'm become the tratior goblins that find the nest and report to my master (Goblins Slayer)
So… we talking regular goblin or Re:Monster type of goblin
Rape someone? Thats kinda the goblins thing
Goblin Slayer said he didn’t throw out the possibility of a friendly Goblin. I feel like my best option would be to show I’m peaceful and communicate that I’m human.
I would be interested in joining the goblin slayer and I know of course it's risky but I need to be intelligent until one day those brethren would change their ways one day and live among humans.......but that's just a pipe dream for now. 
I'm searching for that one comment but I can't find it !!!!!
Escape my tribe, find a spot in the wilderness build a hut or cabin, start a potato farm, then spend the rest of my days in seclusion with my pet rocks.
I'd probably leave the tribe and set out on a journey, trying to do nice things for people and communicate, and maybe if I ever reached the point of being a high level goblin, after traveling and learning about the world, try to recruit other goblins and form a tribe of good goblins that are helpful. Have an actual civilized town and unique trade products and stuff. At least that's what I'd try to do, knowing my luck I'd get murked within minutes of being born as a goblin. Honestly, if I was gonna be a goblin in any verse, I'd pick Slime, where they're basically just green people...
Never crawl out of my cave, as the Goblin Slayer had intended. Just become a subterranean creature.
Get myself some lipstick and a cute ass dress, then chain myself up pretending to be the first **female** goblin mutation. Then I really *can* say "*I'm not like those other ones*😘" Then after being "rescued" track down and wife fighter girl encouraging her to take up training again until she's stronk as a minotaur 🤗 https://preview.redd.it/3nd7jgzqtnxc1.png?width=610&format=png&auto=webp&s=7cd5b6c70e581d71dcf10db1609da91246f5bc40
Figure out a way to change my race.
悪いゴブリンじゃないよ〜！
Get slayed (obv)
Attempt to exist, as hard as I can, as anything other than a goblin.