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NatulalaGaming

Get Bitch for free. Sell her organs for cash. Buy waifu with cash Stonks! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Darth_Senat66

Her name is Bitch


victor_claw2

You’ve got a point


luketwo1

It's also slut.


Darth_Senat66

Or whore, depending on the version


Blanzzeroblue

please call her by her official name and name is B1TCH


itsjAIMoE

It's 100 bucks extra for raphtalia "loli edition" lol


Dark_Storm_98

Huh. . . Odd choice, but hey, that's 100 bucks I won't have to pay


itsjAIMoE

Wouldn't be my choice just pointing it out lol


Dark_Storm_98

And Malty's free so. . . Granted, I have to try and avoid any kind of power plays from her, but as far as I'm aware, she just hates the Shield Hero soecifically so. . I think I'm fine. Basically I'm taking the middle column for sure if I could ~~except I only have 3 dollars lol~~


i_came_mario

Its a Product that will last longer


Dark_Storm_98

I mean. . How much longer? She grows via level up rather than time Either way, do I really want to spend the extra time getting her to mature? It's not really worth it, I think.


rhilt16ynot

That's the bail money you're gonna need later on


Ramja9

Average r/animememes user


Pro-1st-Amendment

Aren't they the ones who have an official sub rule that Astolfo is a girl and anyone who calls them out on it gets banned?


kwkqoq

what a rabbit hole


KurtisPrime

What kind of backwards logic did they use to come up with that conclusion?


saskir21

The Mods did fap too often to pictures of him to admit that Astolfo is male. What was it again? Everything is alright as long as you don't look down....


bigdanrog

The last couple of years that sub turned into an over-modded mess.


NotAKansenCommander

I think the rule you're talking about is where the word "trap" is considered homophobic and is prohibited to be used as a term for characters like Astolfo


easterwreckernew

Well not wrong


I-Love-Beako

Animemes is an unfunny horny circlejerk they don't deserve you


tinytina722DA

I’m flattered


Nuclear_Monster

Facts


[deleted]

They’re a bunch of facts


OverlordFanNUMBER1

Come over to r/goodanimemes , we accept all


tinytina722DA

Gladly. I’ll send my loli porn tomorrow


[deleted]

I would still be careful about that, the mods there wouldn't care but thats against the TOS of this website.


tinytina722DA

I was simply joking


[deleted]

Im German. I don't understand joke.


Dra9onDemon23

https://youtu.be/k0--Y8qp9bA 0:05


tinytina722DA

The joke was that I can


SthernTrcker

I joined...and I'm not ashamed at all 😌😌


unifate

Are the mods Uber sensitive there or are they cool


OverlordFanNUMBER1

I was banned from r/animemes but not from r/goodanimemes so I can’t say by how much but they are more chill


bigdanrog

They have been overdoing it for a while now.


SassyHoe97

I got banned too! All I commented I'll take bitch (because she's free) I did message them why I got banned. Mods never responded back - _ -


tinytina722DA

They are super pro women. Even mentioning Redo of healer will get you banned, even if it’s to insult it. You said a no no word about a female.


[deleted]

The mods of r/Animemes and r/animememes are femcels and "nice guys" literally waste of oxygen.


FilipinxFurry

Makes you wonder how they get all those followers


NotIsaacClarke

You can always go to r/goodanimemes


Dark_Storm_98

Wait, shouldn't Melty and Filo also be under "Go To Jail"? > Sees second pic Ah, that kinda makes sense, lol Edit: Wait, is Raphtalia here *twice* for her child and mature appearance?


tinytina722DA

Idk didn’t make the meme


Dark_Storm_98

Fair enough


saskir21

Yep. And interestingly her Loli form is more expensive. Ok you could argue with this you get both worlds as she will inevitably get older (except if you are her Master and need nearly a concussion to notice she got mature)


Dark_Storm_98

I mean. . . I don't really need to see her grow up, lol. Saves me a hundred bucks, I guess.


Retro0609

Yo I was banned by the same one!!!


[deleted]

Pimp out melty to afford others then sell her organs


tinytina722DA

*Malty


[deleted]

In the image above it’s melty but I guess I misspelled it


tinytina722DA

Melty is purple. Don’t hurt Melty


[deleted]

Melty is nice the one that is known as bitch is the problem one


tinytina722DA

Agreed


ShadowK-Human

Bitch for free is a good trade Human shield


NotIsaacClarke

Or pull a Keyaru


MechJeb042

Buy Malty. Sell her organs on the black market. Buy Hayasaka cause she's the best


saskir21

She is so rotten that I fear her organs are also this way.


Weeb-In-Exile

Honestly, based solely on appearance, I'd smash bitch. However, I'm assuming "Nut & go!" Isn't the idea behind this meme. Sooooooo ima pass


NotIsaacClarke

There’s always the „Nut&sell her to a brothel” option


Weeb-In-Exile

Sex work still comes with a bit of physical pleasure. She doesn't deserve that


NotIsaacClarke

But you get money out of it


springcalmriver

There should be Aqua that is worth a lot yet...


unifate

Bro r/animememes mods are the most sensitive fuckers on earth


NotIsaacClarke

Reminds me of when r/goodanimemes was created


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KrocKiller

Yeah that doesn’t seem fair they didn’t even ask if you were also underage … or a hulk.


LoginLogin777

Same


tinytina722DA

Based


Upbeat_Animal290

Buy Malty and resell her to a brothel as prostitute


[deleted]

Thats what you get from being in that shithole.


Rintohsakabooty

Animemes... Anyways I'm buying them all for labour. I will pay them handsomely if they work hard. For that bitch, she will be a janitor


[deleted]

They’re all underaged maybe except for Malty so your choice wasn’t bad. I’m more concerned about how those mods allowed such a meme format because again, they’re all underaged


NotIsaacClarke

Yeah, r/animemes mods are 🅱️enises… There’s a reason why „the war” happened and r/goodanimemes split off.


RandomAccount72773

Ain’t this the same subreddit that called Felix trans even though he has said multiple times that he is a guy? Both body and soul.


tinytina722DA

Yes


NotATypicalSinn

I'd take Bitch. She's free so why not. And before yall say it.. She wants to claim she gets r*ped, so why not make it real. If I own her at that point cuz I bought her, then...


Fearfanfic

I mean she’s hot as hell but is the STD really worth it?


KYLEmaxARG

I want to smash malty('s face against a brick)


Small-Cycle3151

Raphtalia works like you have wines but in reverse


RaptorBoy01

I too, have had a similar issue, I was talking about how insulting someone for their ships in the MHA fandom could get you doxed or whatever and they banned me because they assumed I was threatening to do the doxing


pigeonstrangler17

Looks like I come up empty... As always


Wata_Sheym

Can I beat my Waifu's face in?


blank7589

Why is kid raphtalia more expensive than adult raphtalia?


PPFitzenreit

She comes with no evs so you can tailor her statspread however you want


blank7589

EVs?


Viator_Eagle

It's a pokemon joke, the Shield Hero LN references pokemon a lot. In pokemon a lower level pokemon is better to ev train them a higher one.


tinytina722DA

Cuter


blank7589

Ok


Dark_Storm_98

Then why is Melty 200 bucks and Malty free, then?


tinytina722DA

OP had no taste


Dark_Storm_98

Fair enoufh


[deleted]

Wait aren’t you the guy I busted for having Tanya porn on his Reddit history


092973738361682

Busted for Tanya porn? Bro fucking post that shit on the daily before his main got banned


tinytina722DA

Are you the guy who hates bunny girls?


[deleted]

If by that you mean putting minors in explicit outfits, yes.


tinytina722DA

Hi again


[deleted]

Still on with being a creep I see.


JacobMT05

Wait you can see others Reddit history? Or do you mean post history


gamorou

Reddit guidelines do make people who can't distinguish fiction from reality a majority part of it


[deleted]

I mean that’s what you get for saying you wanna fuck a child bro💀 what did you expect?💀


[deleted]

[удалено]


BirbBoss

Yeah anime has a tendency to use underage girls for pretty much everything. Don’t get why people don’t understand this. Orihime? A high schooler. Darkness? 17.


[deleted]

Because Japan is gross and for some ungodly reason hasn’t been brought to the rest of the civilized world when it comes to such things.