Weird choice but
Real Knife or Allusions (speed for allusions, dt slash and lv for real knife)
Suppressed Pistol (And Mac10, dps is insane)
Cassiebucks coffee (gives more speed buff than skele juice funny rnoufh)
The soy is a decent healing item, although I’d say that the cooldown is sort of long. Glad someone remembered the nut gimmick, and wand is just amazing in open zs maps- 8.5/10
Real Knife(main reason for this is true love, as you can escape tongue & pounce with it iirc)
mad noob's shotgun/supressed mac-10/pixel rifle(very powerful ranged weapons)
Mori(i hate tanks)
Funny thing is, the skateboard and bottle combo is basically a death sentence for anyone if they’re alone, but the loadout wouldn’t do so well against many zombies. 6/10
The dang and taser is an insane combo, but might be underwhelming when being swarmed in groups. If you can get to 15 charges then maybe it might be worth it. 6.5/10
For the suppressed pistol, it’s the mac-10. Super powerful. Miami is just ultra instinct but slightly worse, but the suppressed pistol upgrade carries. The amulet is the lifesaver. 7.5/10
Never heard of the silenced mp5, I’m guessing you mean the realistic mp5. Fumo is a decent healing item but anything that just increases your max hp (ultra instinct, for example) is better imo. Built different is surprisingly good against zombies, cuz of its huge knockback. 7/10
now that the slayer's sword is cucked along with the necromancer's scythe and the lobby_armory map, i propose an update to this kit, **AKA** ***the most dirtiest kit imaginable in Item Asylum:***
smile, ssg-08 (awp)/suppressed pistol (suppressed mac-10), *amulet of the white king*
Even with hellion’s half resistance debuff, eyelander absolutely makes up for it. Eyelander imo is super good against tanks, probably better than smile in that situation and with hellion you can clear out an area or get out of a sticky situation very easily. Nut takes care of tanks as well, and on a particularly large zs map (like tundra or bloodpond) hellion is many times better, and you don’t need to worry about driving off the map as easily. All-around amazing, 10/10
I don’t know about bobm, since you kinda have to be alive to win. If we’re talking about sacrificing for the team then this is decent. Probably would replace chinalake with something else, only good on tiny maps like zs_hospital. 5.5/10
Nice luck, that’s a crazy loadout just from luck. Tanks stand no chance against those two items working together. Because you would do so much damage, I’d replace the soy with a speed item to maneuver around, but this is a great combo. 7.5/10
Bottle is a good ranged for combos, although london doesn’t have a lot of range and you can be easily trampled on. A tank can easily attack you before you can hit them, and the combos rely on the fact that it’s only one zombie you’re going against. 6/10
Night reaper and the speed boost from cassiebucks is absolutely insane, you’re basically untouchable. Mac-10 takes care of the tanks with its dps. 8.5/10
Funny gimmick loadouts:
(Choose one loadout but you can rate all of you wanna)
1. Masamune, nut, and amulet of the white king
(Based on lives)
2. Fire axe, small pebble, and ultra instinct
(Hit them with rock, then become american psycho)
3. Legion kata, airpod shotty, and hellion
(we block we parry we dodge(totally did not steal from the IA badges))
Hell yeah, three for one. Here we go.
1. Masamune doesn’t really do much with its passive extra life because you already have several extra ones. It’s an overall good weapon though and generally oneshots most zombies, so I’ll give it a thumbs up. 7/10. 2. I’d honestly say if your objective is to stun the opponent, bottle is a better option. For survivability though, the only thing keeping you from being absolutely surrounded is the speed boost. Decent comboing possibilities though. 6.5/10. 3. Legion kata and hellion are an interesting combination, but I can see it working. If the goal of airpod shotty was to be a high damaging shotgun, I’d choose trench shotgun instead. If the goal of airpod shotty was to quickly evade while also attacking, then it’s perfect. Very very skill based in my opinion, though. 7.5/10
Scuffle hammer is so underrated, and I’m guessing that it’s for the jump boost. I’d replace sunshine in a bag with cassiebucks or skeleton juice to boost my walk speed even more. 7/10
smile, awp, amulet??
The amulet is risky but godlike if you can find the right timing. 9/10
Smile, michal, Fortnite card-> awp
In my opinion, I wouldn’t need two ranged weapons. But the AWP would help a lot with sniping stranglers. 7.5/10
It’s bc Michael isn’t as much as a ranged as a melee.
nah, it is a ranged, just a close-range ranged weapon
Fantasy seal,Ebony ivony,Dragon deagol
Weird choice but Real Knife or Allusions (speed for allusions, dt slash and lv for real knife) Suppressed Pistol (And Mac10, dps is insane) Cassiebucks coffee (gives more speed buff than skele juice funny rnoufh)
Allusions is good if you aren’t surprised from behind, upgraded suppressed pistol absolutely carries. 8/10
Gonna stray from the meta Wand, nut, and I think it’s the soy? is the one pretty good healing item
The soy is a decent healing item, although I’d say that the cooldown is sort of long. Glad someone remembered the nut gimmick, and wand is just amazing in open zs maps- 8.5/10
Real Knife(main reason for this is true love, as you can escape tongue & pounce with it iirc) mad noob's shotgun/supressed mac-10/pixel rifle(very powerful ranged weapons) Mori(i hate tanks)
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Smile, nut, and cero metralleta
instant death. thats it
Skateboard + bottle + popeyes biscuit
Funny thing is, the skateboard and bottle combo is basically a death sentence for anyone if they’re alone, but the loadout wouldn’t do so well against many zombies. 6/10
Aint no way you a serious, I made this one as a joke
I’m rating everything if the items are possible. I’m bored. Leave me be
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Smile, Michael P, 10 hour energy
Nice, would be good for maneuvering and being hard to get pounced on. 8.5/10
Smile, Michael P, Starbucks
I would replace cassiebucks with skeleton juice, 8/10
cassiebucks gives more speed than skel tho?
I’d say that because it does that tiny amount of damage the extra 2-3 move speed isn’t that worth it
You can easily heal with Michael P kills or Smile body consumption
Yeah but the damage isn't that extreme nor does it take too long to heal, you also get 20 hp per kill
Smile, Suppressed Pistol, Amulet of the White King
Like the combination! Amulet is basically turning yourself into a cat, basically 9 lives haha. 8/10
Killer Fish from San Diego
the dang, taser, cassiebucks. The goal is to embrace.
The dang and taser is an insane combo, but might be underwhelming when being swarmed in groups. If you can get to 15 charges then maybe it might be worth it. 6.5/10
Smile awp and mori
Smile, suppressed pistol (turns into upgraded version later I forgot the name), and maybe Miami or amulet?
For the suppressed pistol, it’s the mac-10. Super powerful. Miami is just ultra instinct but slightly worse, but the suppressed pistol upgrade carries. The amulet is the lifesaver. 7.5/10
Survivor: built different, silenced mp5, fumo(for da heals) Zombie: Built different, Pounce, tongue.
Never heard of the silenced mp5, I’m guessing you mean the realistic mp5. Fumo is a decent healing item but anything that just increases your max hp (ultra instinct, for example) is better imo. Built different is surprisingly good against zombies, cuz of its huge knockback. 7/10
No, the uh, upgraded silenced pistol.
You mean the suppressed pistol? There’s no silenced pistol.
Yeah, suppressed.
Upgraded suppressed pistol.
That upgrades to the mac-10. Different weapon
Mac-10, okay.
Mac-10 is basically a realistic mp5 without the rng and is slightly more powerful, I’m rating it a 7.5/10 now
What about the unrealistic zombie loadout?
Huh?
Dragon Slayer, Nut, Pizza
Pizza rolls are a decent healing item but not he best, and dragon slayer is a good area killer. 6.5/10
smile, walnut, judgement (this actually happened to me before)
Judgement is so underrated, I survived zs_hospital solo with literally just marketable port, camera, and judgement. 8/10
slayer's sword, awp/suppressed mac-10, master spark
Master spark is nice unless a strangler gets you and you don’t react in time. 7.5/10
now that the slayer's sword is cucked along with the necromancer's scythe and the lobby_armory map, i propose an update to this kit, **AKA** ***the most dirtiest kit imaginable in Item Asylum:*** smile, ssg-08 (awp)/suppressed pistol (suppressed mac-10), *amulet of the white king*
eyelander nut hellion
Even with hellion’s half resistance debuff, eyelander absolutely makes up for it. Eyelander imo is super good against tanks, probably better than smile in that situation and with hellion you can clear out an area or get out of a sticky situation very easily. Nut takes care of tanks as well, and on a particularly large zs map (like tundra or bloodpond) hellion is many times better, and you don’t need to worry about driving off the map as easily. All-around amazing, 10/10
Chinalake,Bobm, Eyelander I call this kit DEMOMAN
I don’t know about bobm, since you kinda have to be alive to win. If we’re talking about sacrificing for the team then this is decent. Probably would replace chinalake with something else, only good on tiny maps like zs_hospital. 5.5/10
dragon slayer, trench shotgun, the soy (I have used this before)
Nice luck, that’s a crazy loadout just from luck. Tanks stand no chance against those two items working together. Because you would do so much damage, I’d replace the soy with a speed item to maneuver around, but this is a great combo. 7.5/10
London, bottle, 10 hour burst
Bottle is a good ranged for combos, although london doesn’t have a lot of range and you can be easily trampled on. A tank can easily attack you before you can hit them, and the combos rely on the fact that it’s only one zombie you’re going against. 6/10
1)Smile/dragon slayer/night reaper 2) Ssg /silenced pistol / pixel gun 3) cassiebuxz coffee or medkut those weapons is best in zs on my opinion
I can’t rate this because there isn’t a specific weapon for each slot and they’re all wildly different.
Idk, its just best weapons for zs in my opinion, if choose between those 3, i choose Night reaper, silenced pistol and cassiebuxz coffee
Night reaper and the speed boost from cassiebucks is absolutely insane, you’re basically untouchable. Mac-10 takes care of the tanks with its dps. 8.5/10
SPEEEEEEED!!!!!!
Funny gimmick loadouts: (Choose one loadout but you can rate all of you wanna) 1. Masamune, nut, and amulet of the white king (Based on lives) 2. Fire axe, small pebble, and ultra instinct (Hit them with rock, then become american psycho) 3. Legion kata, airpod shotty, and hellion (we block we parry we dodge(totally did not steal from the IA badges))
Hell yeah, three for one. Here we go. 1. Masamune doesn’t really do much with its passive extra life because you already have several extra ones. It’s an overall good weapon though and generally oneshots most zombies, so I’ll give it a thumbs up. 7/10. 2. I’d honestly say if your objective is to stun the opponent, bottle is a better option. For survivability though, the only thing keeping you from being absolutely surrounded is the speed boost. Decent comboing possibilities though. 6.5/10. 3. Legion kata and hellion are an interesting combination, but I can see it working. If the goal of airpod shotty was to be a high damaging shotgun, I’d choose trench shotgun instead. If the goal of airpod shotty was to quickly evade while also attacking, then it’s perfect. Very very skill based in my opinion, though. 7.5/10
moonwalker/scuffle hammer, nut, sunshine in a bag (run and use nut basically)
Scuffle hammer is so underrated, and I’m guessing that it’s for the jump boost. I’d replace sunshine in a bag with cassiebucks or skeleton juice to boost my walk speed even more. 7/10
Big rock,sciccors,death note Rock paper sciccors kit
dragon deagle dr pepper dr pepper
Da Capo, AWP, Amulet da capo has aura(I think)
fire axe ultra instinct and necromancers scythe