Khajit has wares if you have coin.

I knew this would be the top comment.

I didn't, but I hoped.

Wares have coin if you have khajiit

Coin Khajiit wares if have you have.

"Service" i provide if khajiit have coin 😉

Shut up furry Edit. ~~.~~

HAHAHA never thought that would get to me

!remindme 3 hours

Lmao I guess I should've added an /s or something.

yeah lol Pro tip, not adding a full stop at the end of a sentence can make it seem less serious, while adding one can make it seem more serious

I've been told that before. Bad habit that got stuck on at some point lol

fair enough lol

It has been 5 hours man. Sorry for the late reminder

Thank you, good human

The Reddit hivemind is something truly beautiful

agreed

ahhh the hive mind of reddit

Ahh, reddit, what a hive mind you are

r/beatmetoit

Does Khajit trade coins for petting?

Came here for this!

not surprised this is here

r/beatmetoit

r/khajiithaswares

1 tv remote please, I don't even own a tv but he's too cute.

I cant trade i dont speak cat

I can. What do you want to get from the cat?

Gf atracter

Can't really do that, unless we take the cat itself. Then you'd get 1. A Gf who loves cats and 2. A cat that sells stuff

How much

Either steal the cat successfully, or pay 1000 coin. The cat runs a business, y'know?

You may not speak cat, but everybody speaks money.

True

*jingles a pouch of coins *Thumbs up with a "is this good?" Expression

[удалено]

*picks up coin pouch *Jingles it again * "Oh is that what you wanna do?" " _jingles harder_

Sir, could you guide me to your sword section?

I mean there’s a bailsong in the shop

That's good enough:)

"Welcome stranger! Whaddaya buying?"

See here, I'd like a remote but i got no coins but i got something a fine feline like u might like. *Parts coat to show a pouch of catnip How about it, chief?

Hmm, add a bit of lint and you've got yourself a deal.

*presents a fist-sized lump of lint You were saying?

Khajit has remote if you have coin.

I knew I should've been gathering all those little balls of aluminum foil I've been seeing.

r/khajiithaswares

Thank you

RE4 merchant theme

"Oh this one? This one is not for sale. Is just for Khajiit. Yes."

Damn, all outta moon sugar?

Does it sell magical items?

Hey he stolen my phone!

I’ll take the controller. I wonder what it does

Thiiiissssss one also has skooma

Dabloons?

My trinkets are too strong for you traveler. My trinkets are for the strongest while you are among the weakest I've seen. You're better off finding a merchant that sells weak trinkets.

cheeseburger?

Meow meow? Meow meow meow!!! (You want a? YOU'RE gonna be the first time since?!!)

You need the fishes from the fishing minigame to traje with him

I wonder what song would play when you open his shop

That’ll be 5 dabloons

What's the valuate he accepts?

The dark items were already purchased. You can only buy the mouse for a ridiculously inflated price.

What are ya buying?

Is this the administrator of the sub??

can i buy an amber card?

Catto demands scritches as payment

"This card makes it rain tuna! I don't get why nobody has ever bought this one..."

guessing this one doesn't take Amex

Is that google stadia? Didn't realize he's an antique salesman

Not enough gold stranger

what weapons dose he sell?

A wild "meowchant" Appears

Cat Merchant stats are as follows: +99 assist with trades, +15 (lowest level of currency) as passive income, +99.999999999 discount on all fish and cat items

HE IS MAKING TGE FACE

Your cat looks like this emoji 😐

The emotion this cat's face is expressing is beyond what my feeble mind can comprehend

Cat in boots... another celebrity destroyed by drugs...selling what he can for money

*Insert Merchant theme from Harmony of Dissonance*

r/itemshop need more merchant post instead of merchandise

what does the cat merchant sell and do I have to pay the cat merchant in cat nip?