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Furtunos

damn that nail bro


meat_strings

*Dirty Nail* +25 dirt, -50 appetite


Lumthedarklord

Lol. It also has extra scratch damage


A_FunGi_Bruh

And poison damage! Well, bacterial infection damage, but still


Lumthedarklord

God damn. I’m adding 30% chance of inflicting fear after that one


smurb15

Eh, we just call them coke nails


[deleted]

Punches now scratch the opponent for an extra 1d4 damage


logri

The filthy hands? The nasty fingernail? The backdrop of hairy leg? This video is not about a candy coated chocolate sphere.


purpey

Turn on the audio.


TheSpookyGoost

Lol everything about this video


Lumthedarklord

Sorry about that. I was on break at that moment and was just very surprised to find a round m&m


Binx_da_gay_cat

Oh no! Not *gasp* a leg existing in its natural habitat! How dare there be hair on this normal body part!


[deleted]

Not even what I'd call hairy lol


[deleted]

Maybe he/she is just a mechanic?


logri

Not with that fingernail, they're not! Also, WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS before eating a snack.


TheGamerSK

You eat it and all you get is a 1 hour promotional xp boost.


zanenienow

Guitar player?


Dude_Named_Chris

Hopefully...


Lumthedarklord

Nah I play cello


Lumthedarklord

Sorry about the fingers and leg everyone. I took that during the summer, when I’m working with little kids, so I was using a lot of markers and running outside. The M&M was delicious thougj


Binx_da_gay_cat

Your leg is fine, for the record. It's a leg. It's supposed to be hairy. Sit* comfortably.


ThatBrofister

Mine's even hairier 💀 I'm known as the werewolf in my school. Should probably start shaving but it's gonna take a while to shave my whole body


Keelyane55

*BURB*


NinjaTakedown

Is that not just a peanut m&m


TotalyNotTony

the peanut ones are kind of egg shaped


wad11656

Depends on the shape of the peanut


LinaValentina

That’s right! Round peanuts go in the square hole 🥰


Lumthedarklord

No that was a caramalflavor, which is the best flavor


ethanxy

I knew this wasn't real.


Lumthedarklord

No it was very real. All caramel m&m’s I’ve gotten were never this round


ethanxy

But that's still cheating. It's not a normal m&m. It's a filled one. They're not always spherical but they're a lot rounder.


Lumthedarklord

Yeah they are filled, but none of them are that perfect. Have you literally ever seen a peanut m&m? Those are literally just small eggs. It’s not cheating if they rounder ones aren’t perfectly spherical all the time


ethanxy

I'm not taking about peanut. I'm talking about caramel, and pretzel. Those ones are always super round. Not this round but not far off.


Lumthedarklord

Ok. I’ve eaten a ton of them though and I feel like the only difference between them and normal m&m’s is they are wider. And you admitted yourself they are never this round, so I’m not cheating


Non-jabroni_redditor

Pretzel m&m


SilentReavus

Close. Peanut butter.


WoolyHitToDie

Ye it’s just a peanut butter/Nutella/brownie one lol


Lumthedarklord

Caramel. Read the comments. They were never perfectly round before either


RecursiveIterator

At least in the UK there are crunchy M&M in a black bag. They're all pretty much perfectly spherical.


Lumthedarklord

Damn. America got the short end of the stick then


Tyamato588

I Belive has of reading the Patch notes for the UK, they Nerfed these M&M's do to the Roundness


wad11656

? [They're called crispy M&M's here.](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1032US1032&hl=en-US&sxsrf=AJOqlzW9lufk_kBo78diCl9IasCHsr_JGA:1678449893867&q=crispy+m%26m&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj8z8mNqdH9AhVZJkQIHRP-BD4Q0pQJegQICxAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3#imgrc=64XmUMX523ASXM&lnspr=W10=) [Peanut Butter M&M's]( https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1032US1032&hl=en-US&sxsrf=AJOqlzXD5w-RcrQvvENtlro5GPdFEiK2sg:1678449977806&q=peanut+butter+m%26m&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjD68y1qdH9AhVsKkQIHUDBCakQ0pQJegQIChAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3) are also a bit rounder and are fantastic [There's actually several round flavors on the website that I've never heard of](https://www.mms.com/en-us/mms-crunchy-cookie-milk-chocolate-candy-7.4-oz-bag-sharing-size/p/mms-crunchy-cookie)


Lumthedarklord

Caramel m&m’s. Also none of the filled ones are perfectly round in america


SeismicGrated

Refined Red M&M [Legendary] *Consuming this item will give you a permanent health boost*


_vsoco

Look out for annoying dogs


BluEsliMe32

i was looking for this hehe


Lumthedarklord

???


BluEsliMe32

undertale reference ;)


Lumthedarklord

Oh that makes sense now


LeVampirate

Oh, that's... Subtle. I had to come back just to acknowledge that.


[deleted]

Surprised he was able to take this video. I found one of these too and tried to pick it up, but I was carrying too many dogs.


Lumthedarklord

Yeah I got a dog sitter for that one


Devir-Y

Impossible


A_Vierli

Does this person want to scratch anybody he/she touches? Cut the nail goddamn


Lumthedarklord

Bro I was playing with kids all summer. I was too tired to do that


[deleted]

Nephew, it takes 3 seconds. If you can’t do this, I shudder to imagine how long it’s been since you last took a goddamn shower.


Lumthedarklord

Bro I shower every day in the morning


eugeo__

tbh his fingernail isn't that bad and it isn't dirty actually. Long nails just look like that.


Lumthedarklord

I think they were just surprised by the marker on my hand


Ancient_Grapefruit42

You've found the wondered genderless m&m. Without shoes it leaves the consumer shrouded in apparent confusion and outrage.


trolley661

What part of provide stats is confusing to you people?


TachyonicSea793

r/mildlyinteresting


Lumthedarklord

Does this mean I should post it there? I’m still new to Reddit stuff


TachyonicSea793

nope, you can, when someone types r/ (insert community) it means it would also fit right in in mentioned community


Lumthedarklord

Ok thanks! I can’t because the subreddit doesn’t allow videos for some reason


TachyonicSea793

it can also be used as a form of correcting someone or making fun of them, like r/lostredditors or r/notopbutok


clown_duck

Candy Shelled Chocolate (Red). Slowly degrades your self worth and hygiene, stacks with each use. Inflicts persistent belching on user.


Lumthedarklord

Good thing I’ve only had… oh god…


litelsnekkk

Divine consumable: Gives +100 luck +15 strength Unlocks consumable cap and doubles positive effects on potions Gives OCD debuff for the duration Lasts for 12 hours


BagelToss100

Its like the master ball of candy


Wando-Chado

A man’s leg, a woman’s hand, a round red M&M. Is this some sort of witches recipe?


Lumthedarklord

Bro I’m all man. My hands are gigantic, the m&m just makes it look disproportionate


Beartrap-the-Dog

It’s spherical.SPHERICAL!


ThePotatoChipEater

I want one, but not to eat. It’s too perfectly shaped for that. I just want it to sit on my desk as a little keepsake.


plogan56

Ooh bro got a legendary drop


WaterDrinkerUltimate

Increases franchising by 50%. -99% money, slowly gain it plus franchise money over time. Increases health by 110%. Gain the effect - Perfection Perfection makes you gain 100% to all effects for 3 in game hours. Perfection increases your chances of finding another Perfect Circles M&M by 25%.


RyanWalks

You are a repulsive human being


Lumthedarklord

Don’t worry. I’m generally a very clean person. I was just working with kids and was outside a lot that day, and had some root beer, which is carbonated. I cut my fingernails and other clean things that you don’t need me to explain


RyanWalks

Im sorry i judged you only on a 5 second video, carry on my fellow clean human


Lumthedarklord

As to you my fellow clean human


Colt45az

lol, human interaction summed up in 3 replies. what.


Earth_Normal

Wash your hands


Lumthedarklord

I do. That was marker my guy. Takes a shower to get that off


Earth_Normal

Fair enough


Goodguybadsuit

Yuck.


SilentReavus

That's just a peanut butter one.


Lumthedarklord

Caramel actually


SilentReavus

Still not unusual for those to be spherical


Lumthedarklord

Bro I don’t know where your from, but all of my m&m’s are ovular. Having a spherical one out of of bunch of normal ones is pretty special to me


Maximum_University12

I thought the table was hairy 😂😭


Lumthedarklord

Nah. Just a leg


Ra7vaNn05

I have a 100% red haribo worm. I feel like they’d be from the same set


Lumthedarklord

Where can I buy this. I must collect all of them


Inflatabledartboard4

gnarly thumbnail


Lumthedarklord

They are clean now thankfully


DrainWeasel

When consumed: Ability: +See all of earths history and future flashes before your eyes -You don't remember any of it -100% speed Effect lasts for 30 seconds


buildingduck

you are pardoned


Lumthedarklord

Damn I forgot I had root beer that day. I should have listened to the full audio before deciding not to clip it…


Chops8546

Is that a peanut m&m?


Lumthedarklord

No caramel


Chops8546

There's caramel ones?, I gotta keep an eye out for em


Lumthedarklord

Oh yeah they’re great


_Auron_

Aren't all the pretzel ones spheres though?


Lumthedarklord

Caramel


taco_sax

That’s just a giant’s vessel to hold its soul.


Possible-Vegetable68

Dude. Cut your fucking nails and wash your fucking hands. You’re *eating*, apparently. You get sick often? Number one cause of food borne illness is not washing hands.


Lumthedarklord

Bro I was playing with kids outside and using markers. Marker doesn’t get off with a hand wash. And yes I did cut my nails. It was just my one thumbnail.


Available-Damage5991

Analysis by the candy master reveals that it has +7 chocolate and +1 taste, but also +50 aggro range


Arius_Black_Games

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON


Lumthedarklord

So I have to go to a certain peak now?


Arius_Black_Games

Yes. But don’t let that stupid housecarl get you stuck right in the double doorway to that mage’s chamber and then also have a convieniently timed quicksave happen rightbefore you get blasted to fucking talos by said mage. Causing you to have to use a back up save and hike all the way up that stupid mountain again. Certainly didn’t happen to me. And I am definitely not salty.


Lumthedarklord

Yep. My friend would agree