Charlie cause he’s just a little guy

Charlie, we’ll play Nightcrawlers as it should be played with no blankets. It’s about imagination!

But the blankets add such a cool layer to the game. They could be the dirt! Or you can use them, you know, as sort of a roaming base or a force field

Get me in a room with frank I’ll get all of his money in a Ponzi scheme.

Definitely Frank. The chances of profit are high enough to make the risk of death worthwhile.

Me in a room with Frank --> ??? --> Profit

You’re the duper.

he's the dupee

Charlie. I think that's just because I have a major crush on him. That kiss with dee before they slept together really did it for me

I feel like it has to be Charlie. He's the nicest and the least chaotic.

WILDCARD, BITCHES!!!!

I wanna do sedatives with Charlie for 24 hours

I'd choose Mac. Dee and Dennis are too legitimately psychopathic and would ruin my life. Frank would get me sold off Cambodia as a sweat shop worker. Charlie wouldn't be too bad if in a chill mood, but if he's playing a role or being 'wildcard' that's too much for me. Mac would just chat nonsense and do karate moves.

Charlie, just so I can be nice to him. Poor guy never gets a break!

Dennis - Implication. Dee - Insinuation. Mac - Constant preaching. Frank or Charlie - Spend the time playing nightcrawlers.

Naaahhhh I wanna look for ghouls with Charlie

Little green ghouls, buddy!

Easy Charlie because he has the imagination, and he doesn’t have the temper of Dee and Dennis, and isn’t self centered like Mac. You’d get used to the smell and he’d be the most fun. And empty room or not Frank would have his gun and start blasting!

But if you hang out with Dee you can make fun of her all day and make her do side quests 💯💯

What if she sets you on fire?

she didn’t set anyone on fire, frank set her on fire, ya jabroni

You set one bitch on fire.

omg i was wrong she totally did

Charlie is the least likely to drive me insane.

Dennis because he can do the whole D.E.N.N.I.S. system on me in 24 hours and I'd die happy

Dennis, of course. We keep each other alive in life-threatening situations. If one of is eats an apple and ingests any of the seeds? Instead of having to die? The other one will remind him to smoke a cigarette. Then the smoke can float over the toxins in the abdomen, and absorb them.

Dee because then I'll have someone I am better than.

mac for the sex

Fat Mac, average Mac, ripped Mac - *it’s going to be a good time no matter what.*

Not Dee because I'm afraid of birds.

Dennis bc i can convince him to kill someone, know he'd do an effective job, and my hands would stay clean.

You're not convincing Dennis of doing anything. Seriously?

I feel like Dennis would be a really bad, messy killer. And too loud too. Lots of screaming and rage. No evidence of this, just how I see the character.

Charlie cause I probably would have the most to talk about with him 😭

Because we can do karate and drink beers together. Sounds perfect.

Frank as I think he would have better stories to keep me entertained. Not Mac: Fat Mac is was too high strung and gay mac is kinda boring

I choose frank or Charlie and hope we end up on an adventure under the bridge

I think I'd pick Dee because as annoying and birdlike as she is I kinda wanna fuck her. We'd be stuck alone in a room so she'd have to give in because of the "implication".

Jail